Food kino

What's your favourite food related movie or series? Not the daytime cooking shows by actual cooks. Feature films and series.

Uuhh i wanna fuck on her ass tits and cum on her dick shit ooohh fuck ass

go back to Anon Babble, fatass.

Whites are superior in everything except food tbqh.

Chinks are fucking retarded lmao

Saar

Nice, man.

she's 17 you sick fuck

There is a little known indie film called The Menu that is soooo good bro. Seriously you need to watch it! It's like the best film is the last 30 years. A24 at their best (when are they not?) :3

as thin as paper

i bet they charge you something ridiculous like 5 euros

whore. she knows what shes doing

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Bloody bitch bastard good morning

2025

no good tea kinos

What's the goo? Hazelnut?

based saar!!!

smegma harvested from all the men in the village and mixed with honey.

whore living in large dutch city

I fell over in shock

looks like dulce de leche

stroop is the swedish word for semen

it actually is smegma smeared into a pancake

what the fuck is wrong with white people?!

There's a movie with Sarah Michelle Gallar where she plays a cook from a small restaurant that falls in love with the owner of a fancy restaurant that opened on a mega plaza close to her place. There were some magical shenanigans too, IIRC.

Anyway, I still remember one of the dishes she made. It was like these little bread balls glaced with honey, tvey looked good, and I wish I knew what they are and where I could get some.

brown hazelnut spread

posts calling it smegma

You thirdies really should go see a doctor

where is the feet, armpits, sewage?

and get circumcised?
typical american

She didn't even touch it

kitchen nightmares (UK)

marco pierre white cooking vids

julia child cooking vids (black and white ones are kino)

yan can cook

cathy mitchell infomercials

SteveMRE1989

historic cooking/food channels

posts: around 50

posts about food-related television & film: 3 or 4

Simply Irresistible. Its magical shenanigans premise is stolen straight from Like Water For Chocolate. Exact same hook lol. It is a terrible movie and I hated it when I saw it years and years ago, but these days I think it's comfy and it makes me nostalgic for a time when Hollywood made shitty sappy romance movies about white people.

It would be weirder if you didn’t.

GOOD MORNING SIR

no stroop for my wafel
wat nou?

whores like her are the reason im a virgin

Mmmm... Salmonella with a side of herpes.

One of the guys at the gym when he was in high school insisted on eating raw eggs sucking them directly rocky style even though everyone told him that the protein is better absorbed when cooked, and he ended up almost shitting his guts out.

HELL YEAH IM FUCKING CYCLING!!!!!!

Imagine if David Lynch made a flick about food lmao

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As stupid as it looks it wouldn't hurt to go to one of those meme cycling sessions to do some cardio and be a few meters from a 3D biological woman.

stop making a fist, bitch. dont be so aggressive

imagine the smell

the pheromones...

Honestly this looks pretty fun

One of the guys at the gym when he was in high school insisted on eating raw eggs

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large.
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge

based gastonmaxxing bro

It would be great if there were sessions with only synthwave and heavy metal music

for me, it's Wu Pinxiang

I went to one it’s exhausting. The women in there were making it look like nothing, I bet they fuck like a fighter jet.

Solid list. Let me add:

Bon Appetit before the jeet ruined it.

Chainbaker.

'Cooking With Dog', for nostalgia.

Iron Chef (Original run).

Dinotendies (Currently banned on Anon Babble).

'How It's Made' compilations to help you fall asleep.

nigger hours are so weird here

I wish I was a jungle african so I could rape and eat her with ZERO consequence in her native country

hate when that happens, it reminds me my cardio sucks
sometimes I walk past a gym and it looks like a disco inside during those

Cute stump

Why does my brain find this trippy? It’s so simple

Not a movie, but a commercial
It made my penis stand up and salute.

She cute. She can has borgor.

i've seen amputee porn. She could make some dude who is into prostate stimulation VERY happy.

Oh this was just a regular spin class but they did have techno.

I’m not gay enough to let a woman fist me but I would let a woman wrist me

grim

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why ytpipo look so soulless?

revolting

cut a crepe pancake in half that has waffle marks, then add sugar goop?
why not just pancakes and waffles with syrup? retard

flipping him off was a bit excessive

disgusting coal burner

based

she doesn't spit in it

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no gloves

disgusting

Whites invented Pizza if you consider Italians white. Northern Europeans definitely have bland and soulless food.

They are Dutch so almost certainly. Among the stingiest people you will ever meet.

good morning saar

Enjoy your white country bitch, for now

Its harder than a crepe or a pancake. Its more like a waffle cookie, with syrup between. Overpriced but good, dutch people just bey them from the supermarket.

cooking thread

it's just a bunch of skanks doing bullshit

These are the niggers posting on Anon Babble these days... everything good get ruined by smelly dumb niggers, everything...

liveleak logo

no payoff

it's just a bunch of mexies doing nothing

kill yourself

Well, he's not wrong. Big parts of Netherlands are already completely overtaken by arabs. Rotterdam, Den Haag, entire west of Amsterdam. It's like Bagdad 2.0

seeing amputated limbs is like looking at ugly people, why can't she at least cover it with prosthetics

code?

I CAN FIX HER

How come watching girls eat is so adorable?

women hate me

Heat destroys proteins.

GOOOOOOD MORNING

based repo man fan

Damn, someone call the based department!

This is such a common phenotype for dutch women. I swear dutch people have a certain look to them

Good morning sar ;)

I miss Keith Floyd's little 5 minute segments, they'd show them on TV back in the day and he was always pretty funny and a decent cook.
This one doesn't have his trademark of drinking more wine than what goes into the recipe throughout it, but it's still a classic for reasons that will become immediately obvious.
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Herro I wourd rike some bleast mirk

At least the girls are really cute though.

I don't look like this but I do this

It's been a long time since I seen some good old fashioned ja/ck/. Is he alive?

Iron Chef (Original run)

I managed to get most of the episodes they used to have up on IA before it got presumably hit with a DMCA, the show's still excellent.
The takedown was bullshit though, seriously who the fuck cares about copyright for a 30 year old Japanese cooking show dubbed in English that never got an official release?
I still say "bang a gong, we are on" occasionally

You're gay tho

that sneaky little "no joke intended" right at the end after having said faggot more than a Anon Babble thread at bump limit

We'll never have another like him.

caramel

You said it, sister

grass in water

canned food

wow so trad

How can you guys make fun of Indians when you simp for every female celebrity exactly like this?

source?

Watching my stroopwaffles kino
TFW I see a burqa lady in the background

you're halfway there then

she has ass tits?

i hate

Being so desperate to eat burgers is how she lost that hand

There's something immensely attractive about cute disabled girls. Like if there was a cute normal girl and a cute girl in a wheelchair I'd pick the one in the wheelchair. Maybe it's the protective instinct or maybe the idea of manhandling her during sex and her loving it...could be both.

SAAAAAAAAR

I thought he was going to blow his brains off when he pointed the gun at his face.

ypipo aint season they street food. there no human shit or gutter oil up in there lmfao.

nah the peloton is a huge meme that is legitimately only for brainrotted retards. just get a normal stationary bike, you'll save your mental health and money.

it denatures them. something your stomach acid also does. proteins also get cleaved to 3 to 1 amino acid long before being absorped anyway.

I hope she reads this bro

You like them more because you dont value yourself enough and you subconsciously think that they are less likely to leave you or cheat on you if you prove you can "take care" of them. You would be devastated to know that she'd behave just the same as a normal, non-crippled girl, and would freely and willingly wrist another man who she deemed to be more successful than you

That's it? Three guys?

I like the Great British Bake Off.

It's a cookery show where contestants have to make things while a goth and a jolly black lady try to put them off.

If they do well they might get a handshake from a Scouser or a mildly fancy apron that they can buy online anyway.

Mii channel theme

literally my first and only thought lmao

she could be doing onlyfans and making mills of cash off of rerards like this

being autistic about tea is the most tiresome shit ever. I know because i have that disease

I like Kim-Joy's garish and cutesy baking. It's a kind of guilty pleasure you won't hear me admitting in real life.

Such a comfy background noise show.

Alison Hammond is clearly using Ozempic. She just lies about it.

Why is he nodding his head so much? Is he that happy with the food or is it some kind of nervous tic?

pancakes with chocolate

so its okay when europe does it?