Tell me about your sex life Anon Babble. Who are you fucking and how often? What are you top fetishes?

That’s a really cute drawing
Absolutely saved

I'm 37 and I've had sex twice in my life. I just don't think it's important.

I’m 30 and I’ve fucked eight women upwards of a thousand times
And i still think it’s not worth it

when was the last time?

Been with the same woman for 15 years. Sex is still good. Lots of butt stuff for her. Used to fuck every night now its 1 or 2 times a week. Its a like an hour long session and we plan ahead of time. I still jerk off every day

not bad at all. What do you usually jerk to? And do have any kids that can get in the way?

31 year old virgin who has never been on a date
Not an incel, I acknowledge it's my fault
I'm just ugly so I don't bother trying

Been with my lady for 2 years, engaged for a few months. She's cubby with a sexy hourglass figure. She's carrying my first kid, her second.

Pregnancy hormones are crazy. Sex is good, at least once a week, but sometimes up to 5 times a week. Been going like that for the last 2 months.

Starting to explore butt stuff, I'm not really into it, she likes it.

No kids. Only like lesbian porn where girls eat ass.

Haven't had sex in 10 years and I'm not missing it either, I don't enjoy it.

Been with my wife for over 15 years, though only married for 2 and this sounds exactly like me 10 years ago and not a lot has changed.

We also usually fuck around twice a month. Sometimes less, or very occasionally we'll have a short-lived burst. The thing is she genuinely seem to love it when we fuck and cums every single time we do, but she has zero interest in initiating and will turn down 90% of my attempts.

We actually tried the cuck thing back in 2019 with her ex (pic related) which was risky, but I knew he was huge which fed into the fetish and I was pretty confident that she had no lingering feelings for him. She knew he would be down to fuck with NSA, but she mostly did this for me rather than because she wanted it. They spent the night together one time, and she got a single 30s video of him fucking her ass. She was clearly enjoying it, and from experience she only does anal if she's EXTREMELY turned on already, but she won't admit to enjoying any aspect of it at all and says she has no desire to ever try it again with him or anyone else.

She admitted after doing it that she thought the reality of it would actually put me off and was getting frustrated at me bringing up my fantasy and hoped it would put an end to it. The reality is that I've never been more turned on by anything else in my life and constantly fantasize about her getting fucked, but now can't even openly share the fantasy with her as she shuts it down immediately and makes out like when she did fuck her ex, it was all because I manipulated her into doing something she didn't actually want to do.

How many women were you with before your wife?

Wife started an anti depressant and now she can’t cum. She still wants to fuck but she just can’t make it over the hill and it really sucks because making her finish is definitely my favorite thing to do

I am fucking the Most High Goddess, who is the wife of the Most Conniving Devil and former friend of the Strongest Devil, and all three my students. You are all my students. I began teaching ESP at 5 before this website existed, projecting it forward and backward through time. I own a cock cage. I used to be into anilingus. I have swallowed my girlfriend's pee. I have sword to turn Anon Babble, well most of it's denizens, the bad ones, me and my team, Devils and Deities, into mental soup for our ESP calculators and engines; I teach you the attacks I am subjected to, I am assaulted day and night to prove I'm Almighty God. I was attacked repeated as well as others by the Konoha leaf symbol with a recorded message saying, "You know what this is, right? Death.~" and then it will try to dice my lungs, heart, my entire body or just my brain, or just a few inches, with ESP by distorting time, space and gravity, etc. I manipulate time and space until I bend their rules and I over the course of time redirect these attacks to the sinners who cast them without hitting innocent bystanders, these same attacks that bore holes into my brain when I was 5 that helped me to learn ESP from the collective data pool of the universes.

I protect every particle and every being every second from the Strongest Satan, who is omnipresent in your ever atom 25 times over at the smallest size and also the largest, taller than the tallest mountain, and she will point a snaking finger of accusation at you if you have secrets, and the finger will hypnotize you into fearing because it is a rapist murder cannibal extending flayed vomit covered snake made of pieces of living babies and pukes shit and cum and will devour your soul.

I teach ESP from my unconscious even, and even teach my enemies, and I am here to tell you I crush Anon Babble beneath my boot and similar websites on this planet and every other.

9, my wife was lucky number 10. You know it's funny because every single one of the previous 9 let me both cum on their faces and would swallow my load. My wife refuses both, Ive never even cum in her mouth. Maybe I should have taken it as a sign. I guess I was blinded by how good she was in other areas in terms of sex

damn that sounds both hot and hellish at the same time. Has she been up for any milder stuff since then, like getting guys see her naked at a beach or hotel window or something?

The Strongest Satan does not know she obeys her own finger of accusation because of it's baby cannibal ways because she never looks at it because it scares her unconscious, the Conniving Devil did that to her to use her like a slave ESP gun, for the Strongest Devil is the Most Foolish Devil.

The Conniving Devil will use a power called "Catch it in the Mouth" on the Strongest Devil to get her to swallow, and thus gain mind control. He will have her snowball it into my mouth and if I swallow I get mind controlled, if I spit it all out it's made of swallowed babies, dead dogs, pig semen and the ground bones of pregnant women to make me look as bad as possible to all around.

Every Deity and Devil comes to my defense when I am bored enough to humiliate them so, except my love for which it is voluntary, but I can defend myself alone against all of Creation at once past present and future, Hells, pre-life, life, death and Heavens. It is a sin to attack me, but the Conniving Devil will send someone to tell you it is not before I will be bothered to answer because I am not fearful enough to need to answer quickly. The Konoha Leaf Symbol of Death pass through me at 5 and passed through the Strongest Devil and the Conniving Devil in the brain last night, through several Anons through my guidance and aim, directing it away from myself and my girlfriend and innocent people and those not evil enough for it and beautiful structures and delicate art to carve it's pathways through the thinking material.

The Conniving Devil convinces women they're diseased whores, diseased holes, and at a much quieter volume he convinces men, and even babies. He blames me for this but it only looks like it was me because I've been blamed for it already so many times.

No, nothing even close. She's got extreme paranoia about randoms filming or taking pics and posting her.

It sucks because in the first few years of being together we went on a couple of holidays where she did actually get her tits out to sunbathe at the beach and seemed quite comfortable with it, maybe even a little excited. On one of those holidays, I was eating her pussy on the hotel bed with huge sliding door/window open and an older couple from another hotel block watched us from their balcony. When I told her they were watching she got up and started riding me and moaning loudly (albeit with her back to them) to "put on a show". We also used to fuck outside or in the car a bit, but she won't even fuck with the curtains open when we're on holiday.

Hell, she won't even wear a thong at the beach now or wear a low cut top out that shows any cleavage.

Here's a little taster of the vid I've probably cum to well over a thousand times

The Intelligent Devil beat my former friend the Strongest Devil and taught me the wisdom of her sweet pussy, which is always tasty because she never works and always washes. He would say of her she has the intellect of a 9 year old blonde. Me and him war for all of Creation along with the other Gods, Goddesses, Devils and Demons, made of living people on every planet but especially the holy ones, such as this planet Earth, among the Holiest Planets and my Birthplace. Hashhish and whiskey and women were his pleasure and he and I discussed their virtues and I taught him to swallow souls. Beings cried out for free will, I informed you that's just another word for the cliff into sin but you begged just right. But I don't leave it quite as free as that, I can bullshit my way into it and convince you it's you free willing it when it's me and you won't notice, I call free will as opposed to doing it without ESP mind control, which is just Free Willy. It's a power where anyone who desires freedom is forced to suck a cock or take one between their legs or elsewhere if they think that can overcome my divine Manifest Destiny.

Who are you fucking and how often?

my wife several times a week (although the last two months we haven't because she's too tired from being pregnant and now we have to wait for her to recover after it)
Also, my brother's wife about twice a month

What are you top fetishes?

cuck/sharing with pregnancy risk

Ive been married for 3 years to prime ass.

about 20 years here

since getting married her sex drive or attraction has just gotten worse and worse

this started immediately for us, but we figured out after a year or so it was hormonal birth control doing it. things were awesome again after she stopped

I've been fucking a 26 year old woman, but she has the body of a 12 year old boy. 5 feet tall, tiny ass and tits, completely hairless. Makes me feel like a pedo, and the worst part is that the sex is actually amazing. She's horny as fuck, and since she's tiny I can pick her up and basically use her like a human fleshlight. When she's on top, she rides hard and always kisses and bites, if I'm on top shell wrap her legs around me and scratch my back so hard it bruises and bleeds a little. She loves sucking my cock and balls and is the only woman so far that will swallow my load.

damn he's big. Looks like she took him really well

my brother's wife about twice a month

Does your brother know?

Does your brother know?

yeah, we swap/foursome when they come up to visit my parents
he's always lusted after my wife and we had a threesome with him years and years ago, but it was awkward after
we were caught off guard when he and his wife came to us to start this arrangement last fall, but it's been amazing since our wives are so different from each other

Yeah he's huge and they never did anal before so that was her first time with him. It actually blows my mind when I think back to that situation. Imagine having a hot as fuck ex contact you for a random hookup completely out of the blue 10 years after breaking up and then finally taking her ass.

different how

my wife vs. his wife
mid/later-30's mom of 4 (when we started, now mom of 6 since the twins)

mid-20's mom of 0 (1 now)

asian, 5'6, 140lbs, bit of a mommy-pouch, b-cup tits

white, 5'8, natural blonde, very fit with a light six-pack, c-cup tits

doesn't like to be eaten out

loves being eaten out and orgasms easily from it

so tight that it's difficult to enter her even after all these years and i always have to be careful not to hurt her and she can't go for too long before she gets tired

able to comfortably handle my girth, but is so muscular that i cum instantly whenever she does, so i can be rough with her. also, she's in shape so she can ride me for as long as it takes

Who are you fucking and how often?

My wife, around 3 times a week.

What are you top fetishes?

Hucow, diaper fetishism+ageplay, forced orgasms

Who are you fucking and how often?

Gf. About 1-2 a week. Lately been hard to find the time/energy, we're going through a rough time due to work & related life bullshit.

What are you top fetishes?

Eating her pussy, and generally worshipping her body with my mouth. I think I like it more than fucking her. I could spend a whole day making out with her holes.
Then I guess I like being submissive, though there's a big difference between fantasy (sph, cuck, denial) and reality. Irl I mostly let her sit on my face/act slightly dominant while I eat her out, let her play with my ass (most we've done is buttplugs but I'm 100% down to try more as she's very much into it), do some cum eating/cumswap and wearing her panties from time to time. Also it's not like that all the times, it's maybe 10% of our sex.

I am a 30yo khhv incel. AMA

Also >I spend a lot of time just jerking off the idea of not being able to have her.
Yeah, I do the same when it's like this. It helps alleviate the frustration.

Bro you're the definition of an incel. Involuntarily celibate. And it's not your fault if you're ugly. But if you don't try then yeah, fair enough. Don't let people bully you though, women are shit. You can say it if you want.

I have not had sex since 2005.

Bro if this is true (it's not) then you're a fucking retard and you don't deserve her. Stop watching porn coom brain.

The cuck thing is pathetic.

Been dry for a decade now, but I don't care. Had a LDR gf prior who turns out had a side piece behind my back, but I was able to do pretty much whatever I wanted with her when I saw her. All the work I had to do to maintain that relationship was NOT worth it. I really don't see why men get married. None of that shit was ever worth the immense investment of time/money I had put into it.

There really isn't much when it comes to women around where I live/work, they are all tatted up trash that have more dick than brain cells, and fuck going north to get some feminist multi-colored hair bitch, I don't want to catch some false rape accusation shit and lose my fucking life.

Married for 4 years, together for 8 with wife. Tall-ish, skinny, fat ass, really nice perky tits, had abs when we met but those didn't make it past college.

Feast or famine, sometimes every day for a week, sometimes no sex for 10-20 days even.

With my wife, I'm pretty vanilla. Occasionally play the dominant role which she likes. Light bondage, face fucking, nipple clamps, spanking, dirty talk. Privately, more into femdom/ballbusting/chastity. Don't think it fits in well with my marriage so I keep it to myself. Maybe if I had ended up with a different girl but she is a sub herself. My only complaint is that she is too subby to enjoy getting eaten out/facesitting. I miss it so much, but can't seem to get her into it.

It's scientifically proven. Women get married and stop trying because they are "secure" legally.

What do you guys think about a high-tech collar that physically forces the wearer to obey the commands of the owner. Their mind is still conscious but their body can't resist, they essentially become a prisoner in their own body.

Then one day you find this collar in an alley with instructions on what it does.

get her off of birth control.

The thing is she's not on any and she was way hornier when she was. I miss being able to nut in her with a condom too. Getting off of BC was the worst thing that's happened to us but she refuses to go back on it

I just ended up getting a vasectomy. The cream pies are the bees knees.

vasectomy

our solution was to just enjoy a large family, lol

Not us. We dont have time or money for kids. I have no family and my gf's parents are old as fuck since they had her when they were approaching their fifties.

Bloody hell, he fell in

Pretty good. Probably need to tone it down though since I'm burning it at both ends with work as well as my extra curricular. I'm fucking this 24 yo who is a waitress bartender at this place down the street from me. Also fucking this 16yo that walks my dog and a 13yo from down the street.

Also married. In fact it's our 6th wedding anniversary this weekend. Sex life is good, she's really gotten into anal. We're celebrating by leaving the kid with the grand parents, renting a room at a casino and then having our first off threesome with the kids' babysitter

We dont have time or money for kids

shame
we found that it was a lot easier to make time and money for them than we thought (plus each one takes less of each as you re-use a lot of the one-time expenses for the first and the older ones help)
we did have both sets of grandparents nearby that could help, too, though which many people don't have

how old is the babysitter?

22

Who are you fucking and how often?

No one, last time i had sex was 8 years ago.

What are you top fetishes?

No fetishes, just vanilla porn for me, penis in vagina.
Why don't you tell your wife you need sex? 2 times a month is retarded. Im guessing you make all the money and provide for her, but she doesn't want to put out?