be me, 6 years ago, 25 and fresh off divorce from my HS sweetheart. Divorce was mutual, no one cheated or anything, it just wasn’t there anymore but still very hard
Running rampant through tinder girls just trying to ease the pain
fortunately for me I was blessed with giants for parents and I live in a time where girls think height is the bees knees
being a fag I make some emo shit post on FB at like 2am
girl I have briefly met through a mutual friend slides in my DM’s with the “if you ever need to talk”
we chat, find out she’s really cool as fuck and we have a TON of things in common
my issue becomes this, being as vain as I was at the time.. this girls body is INCREDIBLE but good god butterface. I’m talking pale skin, freckles with buck ass teeth.
in emotional pain and horny so we link up
the most perfect tits and an god tier innie that’s the chefs fucking kiss
sex is fucking electric and intense, and the conversations can last hours, but she is just so tough to look at
I lead her on constantly to think we are dating. Gives me a place to crash while my house is for sale (divorce split), constantly buying me shit, packing lunches, making me dinner and wakes me up or puts me to sleep with her mouth
all my vain ass can ever think of is her butterface
naturally i am talking to every girl I can
meet 10/10 that works at the Starbucks I hit up every morning going to work
exchange info, fuck a few days later
being vain, all I can see with this chick is being a 10 and not even notice how mentally unstable and shitty she is
leave butterface, she’s heartbroken and distraught
date new girl for a year and it is nothing but hell
confide in my sister about it, she flips the fuck out on me about how I treated butterface, tells me karma is always going to fuck me now, tells me some personal shit about some docuhebags she was with and not to be like them
the shit she told me really got to my soul and changed how I saw life
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