2025

2025

Still 0 High budgeted documentary about The Most Documented Man in History

I'm so grateful I never obsessed over the life of this mentally ill autist. Only someone equally deranged would find that shit interesting.

His biography movie would be cool

HE IS A SHE YOU CHUD

This. Only retards smell other retards' farts

yeah i remember thinking this in 2010, and even then it felt like it was too late.
now it's just played out and over-saturated. there are probably 1000 youtube docs.

there's a 50 part documentary about him on youtube.

He stopped being interesting when he gave up on his comics. There are a few amusing moments of his retardation irl but 90% of it is just faggots harassing or trolling him. Like wow really funny that you staged a date with him and then had your friend put on a pickle suit and walk up to him hahahah.
Sonichu on the other hand was pure. Amusement came from his own expression of retardation through them.

yepp best post in a while

Normal people don't give a shit about Chris or even know who he is. The whole raping his mom thing did make him known to a wider audience, but even then it was still an internet only thing that you had to actively be following. Now, absolutely no one wants anything to do with him and it seems like he's finally woken up and realized that his life fucked beyond belief. People have tried to film him and interview him in public after he was released, and before he ate up the attention and would happily go along with it. But now when people approach him or he realizes he's being filmed he's pretty quick to leave the area or shut them down if they try to talk to him.
Even Sonichu went to shit once the trolls got involved because a lot of it stopped being his own autism and he was just writing shit in from trolls influencing him or his fake "girlfriends" suggesting shit.

i think a lot of people know who he is.
i dont know if you realize how many people think theyre in-the-know internet guys these days.
but i get it, im still trying to accept that this asmongold wow streamer guy is considered a major political commentator.

t. autist who narrowly missed being turned into a lolcow himself because of oversharing and doing too many retarded things in public now pretending to be a pearl-clutching moralist on 4chins

Many such cases. Sad!

get a job loser

"im definitely not the loser autist potential-lolcow i was growing up because now im a big boy with a job that will never afford me a real home"

get a job loser

Lolcows don't exist, child.

Yeah keep proving my point. Lolcows can never let things go and that's why they are lolcows. Do you want to tell me your life story and all the reasons why you aren't a lolcow?

get a job loser

Imagine a film directed by PTA with Daniel Day Lewis playing Chris-chan

back when i did find this interesting, which was before most of you even knew about this site, i did feel his story was worthy of some sort of dramatic tragedy type telling.
now i'd consider it just bad taste and annoying exploitation.

hi newfag

get a job loser

He's literally me except I'm not popular

He'll get a Netflix documentary after he ultimately dies. Mostly as a cautionary tale on why you should care for autistic people more.
No company will do shit while he's still alive.

pearl-clutching moralist

Kek. If you don't obsess over what a mentally ill schizo had for breakfast you're a pearl-clutching moralist.

Yeah get a job loser

no production company would ever play more than 5 continuous seconds of a chris chan video, the audience would get a horribly inaccurate impression of him

I think you should get a job my friend

A few of my normie friends who use reddit tried telling me Chris only raped his mom because trolls made him do it and he's a poor autistic boy who wouldn't do nuffin wrong if not for the dang dirty trolls. We're not friends anymore.

that guy tries to make it intentionally boring and drawn out

chris chan is boring

whoa dude this retard behaves like a child

wow shocking

I have a job and own my own home. Keep coping

holy projection

no the projection was assuming i dont have a job.
generally speaking most people wont be homeowners if trends continue as they are.

but you're the one who brought up the issue of having a job in the first place kek. where did that insecurity come from?

are you retarded?
im neither of the 2 people before me in that quote chain.

Geno has turned into such a grifter that he actually made me side with Chris

same posting style though. don't buy it.

anyone can inspect element or use 4chanx

i do use Anon Babble x, but that's not what's happening.
i just jumped in because i thought it was pathetic that he used "get a job" as a way to dismiss a valid criticism.

Fair, but it's funny that guy hasn't stood up for himself kek

im a little bit confused by what's going on here now.
i mean the job guy just kept repeating the same thing like a retard and the other guy made this post

That documentation is what makes the difference between a vague story of bad upbringing with autism and....that entire thing. You know the term "Greek Tragedy"? This is one of many sure-to-be-compiled examples of what will be known as "An American tragedy." A example forever etched in our bones and culture about what happens when bad parenting and apathetic reliance on screens to raise your kids can come together into something that is entirely >worse< than the sum of it's parts.

It should he heavily documented and remembered. It should be used as what parents point to and tell their kids "better not go full retard because that's how people will look at you" kind of thing. Like Hitler was for Nazism, Chris Chan should be for beta male brony behavior.

50 part

try 90

Tragedies start out with the protagonist in a good or favorable position. Chris chan was a cringe ass loser from the start itself.

get a job loser

Tell us that your parents gave you water with your cereal and that you were too poor for nintendo without telling us.

If you know his story, you know he started our almost exactly the same as any 80s/early 90s kid. When he was sporting off about sonic at that contest he could have been any one of us. His story is exactly a tragedy, he was a middle class white kid in the middle of the US with two doting if sometimes eccentric parents.

If you're not aware, got watch Geno. At least the first few installments.

They're right.

Nothing other than Geno and Gamer from Mars will come if it until Chris is dead.

And even then people won't want to touch it because it's a Autistic manchild who was "bullied" and a "transwoman".

But Richard Kind would make a great Chris-chan

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that's the thing. historic tragedies like oedipus rex or hamlet didn't focus on common people. they focused on important people. that's why arthur miller's death of a salesman was so important. it was a "tragedy" except the protag wasn't important, he was poor and useless.

bluespike did nothing wrong

At some point, the people trying to troll him became worse than Chris which was interesting.

I am not 100% convinced BlueSpike was a middle schooler.

What middle schooler knew IRC, mumble, and could come up with that shit, and would sit and listen to Chris talk dirty to him and watch Chris shove things up his ass?

I think BlueSpike was like 19 or so and just had a babby voice.

get a job loser

get a job loser

What middle schooler knew IRC, mumble, and could come up with that shit, and would sit and listen to Chris talk dirty to him and watch Chris shove things up his ass?

A middle schooler who thought it was funny. Anon Babble was full of middle schoolers.

Chris is a great example of why autism shouldn’t be diagnosed and “autistic” kids just need to be forced to socialise properly

Anon, his dad thought the exact same thing. He refused any offers of special ed and mainstreamed him. He even secretly paid other kids to spend time with him.

And his mum taught him every time he did something good or bad it was because of his autism

Theres like a 100 part documentary on youtube

The guy who made that is such a fag. Shit slows down to a snail's pace after like part 10. All the interesting shit got censored anyway so that sucks. And everything he talks about now is just a big nothing burger.

BUT DURING THE STONE AGE

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lmfao kys

Lowtax biopic would be more interesting. the Facebook guy's life had fuck all going for it, even if The Social Network would do. Lowtax's life is WILD and it ends with a bang.

Go out on to street, and find a stranger that knows who this guy is.
You won't, because most people are not deranged mentally ill cyberstalkers.

Wish he was allowed to continue his Sonichu comic without being harassed by losers on the internet. It was pure outsider art

I mean, Sonichu was always in a weird spot. Remember that Chris dropped it several times for years at a time or there would be huge gaps between updates because he was lazy and would only start drawing it again when people were literally paying him to. But then he was always being influenced by the trolls and people would pay him to put stupid shit into the comics, so it unironically lost a lot of its soul the longer it went on and we stopped getting stuff like which was his pure, unfiltered autism.
But if trolls had never discovered him he probably wouldn't have produced more than the first few volumes.

It was pure outsider art

bad Sonic sprite comics are a dime a dozen. i've been stalking the same weirdo for 20+ years: to this day they're making the same weird slash fiction Sonic OC comics in the same style, commenting random profiles on DeviantART these elaborate poems.
if i found it today it would be a gimmick, some troll thing, but going right back to Geocities and shit, this is 100% some mentally ill person who's now in their late 30s at least. no irony, just mental illness.
i can never, ever share this person with the internet. but i bet there are tons of similar people.

Nah they're just gonna fag out and refer to him as a "she", even when talking about boy Chris

Chris is a dead cow. He hasn't done anything since fucking his mom, and that was like 4 years ago

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