/waifu/ thread
QOTT: What is your waifuwu's favorite drink?
Waifu
Momiji claim. She loves a good Sake to drink!
Sake is a traditional Japanese alcoholic beverage made from fermented rice. It’s often referred to as "rice wine," though it's technically brewed like beer rather than fermented like wine.
Sake can vary widely in flavor, aroma, and alcohol content, typically ranging from 14-20% ABV. There are several types of sake, such as Junmai (pure rice sake), Ginjo (premium sake made with more polished rice), and Daiginjo (super-premium sake with even more polished rice).
It can be served cold, room temperature, or warm, depending on the type of sake and the occasion. In Japan, it's often consumed during meals or as part of ceremonies, and it’s a key component of Japanese culture and hospitality.
Why another thread?
And I think that Vivian would like tea sweetened with honey.
waifuwu's favorite drink
that's a secret
QOTT: What is your waifuwu's favorite drink?
Suzuka's favorite drink is tea, of course!
Ah, thanks. Looks like I'm gonna be busy for an hour or two. u.u
The same
sono wants to drink up what comes out my dick
Hope it isn't too obnoxious.
I don't even know Sayaka's day lol
Bello
because neptune is missing threads much less gay than possible but there's still mordred or sono and belial so it's at 7/10 on faggot scale
When you argue with me you are spamming btw
You are actively deteriorating the quality of the thread and being manipulated into doing so with no consequences to me because I don't want them to be good.
Your severe autism limits your ability to understand this
Let's argue about it.
up at 3:AM because hard core gamer
playing t/2
looking at pony spray when suddenly I get killed by demonigger
rage and nearly shit myself
tummy rumbles
rub my fap lotion on my belly and slide to the kitchen
look in freezer for hot pockets
none left
she tried to lock but I pick it with my handy screwdriver that I keep in my cloth diaper
silently open door, get on the floor and do a tactical lizard crawl to her bedside
m-mummy I shake her
yes, sweetie"
your good boy needs more hot pockies
"no anon I have none."
squeezes her boob and punch her in the nose
she doesn't say anything, she gets up and leaves to Walmart
go back to computer and fap on e621 to furry hentai
she comes back leaves the hot pockets on the counter and goes back to bed
I grab the box
fucking ham and cheese
thought I told that bitch pepporoni
go to her room again
door locked yet again
this infuriates me
with all my force I break open the door
THE DOOR! THE DOOR! YOU TRIED TO LOCK IT, YOU TRIED TO POISEN ME WITH THE WRONG HOT POCKETS!!!!
nail her in the eye with frozen hot pocket box
same routine, made her go back to Walmart to buy the right hot pockets
mfw she brought back two boxes
mfw she even brought back Baja blast from Taco Bell just to be sure I was sated
consider the case of waifufags, lonely men now in their 20's, 30s and 40's, spending another night alone at home
men who feel unmatched bliss purchasing merchandise or downloading multiple images of anime teenagers and younger from Japan and playing through schizophrenic fantasies for hours, days... years
nothing else elicits such emotions from waifufags, they just love posting and searching for these little girls again and again and then searching for more
if they feels bored, insofar they are capable of that emotion, he might switch to avatarfagging or ERP'ing, or even koikatsu
the words "waifu" might not mean much to you or me, but to these men it is their entire world, an alternative to real relationships
surely you think they must be a strange and odd case
yet the thread you are about to see has countless such men, living phantom lives in parents basements
some say these men need lives, or jobs, the responsibilities of adult life
however it is much more likely that they have entered... The SCHIZO Zone
Honestly, worse than I thought. Throwing out waste, bleh.
Hey you. Should be a little more free now.
ai got over an hour left before anything
Also how can anyone call me a spammer when these threads are completely pointless except as a public discord server? According to off topic discord servers the complaints about my posts are completely unwarranted
They just want to gay erp as anime girls
lab lab lab
Glad it's finished at least.
Sex “reassignment” doesn’t work. It’s impossible to “reassign” someone’s sex physically, and attempting to do so doesn’t produce good outcomes psychosocially.
The most thorough follow-up of sex-reassigned people—extending over 30 years and conducted in Sweden, where the culture is strongly supportive of the transgendered—documents their lifelong mental unrest. Ten to 15 years after surgical reassignment, the suicide rate of those who had undergone sex-reassignment surgery rose to 20 times that of comparable peers.
I'm barely here
I'm terrified by the concept of a "Satan 2" lol
Are you getting tested?
Same. And the boss isn't here so I can play some music
How are you doing Viv poster?
Where are you?
Oh yeah, be very terrified of satan 2 electric boogaloo
In your walls
No, im in the fighting game lab.
I'm good. And always love seeing Tsuyu and Ochaco together.
Like Mega Satan from Binding of Isaac
Super Omega Satan, most of her images in my folder is too powerful to post
Our walls are made of concrete or bricks, there's no space in them for you.
What are you doing there?
Good, good. I got a few more in here somewhere...
Snakes finds a way
Based on that tongue, I can only imagine lol
She's always doing adorable bleps.
And Tsuyu pairs so well with the other MHA girls but I think she's extra adorable with Ochaco. Probably because I think she's cute.
Not even Liquid Snake can find a way inside these walls, unless he breaks them first.
Mmm I got mixed feelings about Ochaco. She's a nice gal, but maybe too nice?
I didn't mind it so much until she became weirdly obsessed with saving Toga. That felt forced and way too nice, even for her.
researching biological warfare to destroy my enemies.
See, there you go. Goody twoshoes u.u
Altair will be so proud.
Not particularly, as I actually just mean finding new ways to punch people more optimally.
True. But I also love her boots lol
Altair will be so disappointed.
Seem a bit impractical, but still more practical than whatever Froppy wears, heh.
Good.
Impractical? Maybe.
Cute? Very lol
Transexual do not exist and they are not valid
Crossdressers are mentally ill
I remember doing something like what you guys in here ITT do, but with my action figures when I was 8, not with cartoon frames and perverted men on the spectrum on the internet
everyone remotely decent at posting left long ago
threads infested with furfags, degenerates, spergs, dramafags, avatarfags who don't even have waifus, self-absorbed tripfags, etc. on a greater scale than even 15 years ago
no quality control
threads so slow they last nearly half the day of the same faggots avatarfagging circlejerking eachother
threads so boring and devoid of activity they get restarted for the same shit discussion when limits are met
constant shilling of discord driving the remaining waifufags to migrate to personalized safespaces
discord nigger gatekeeping and social caste system further dividing what little remains
social justice focus and hugbox mentality creating retardation echo chambers where waifufags would rather RP e-sex than post anything substantial about their waifu
ostracization of undesirables who do not conform to group think further driving new people away
more and more underage b& members joining whisked off to discord to be groomed
dialogue pertaining to "toxicity" and moral signaling retards furthering the decline of Anon Babble and Anon Babble as a whole through tumblrification
any criticism, no matter how small, is taken as open hostility from the low-confidence and fragile ego'd "waifufags"
any attempt at banter, including playful insulting or shitposting, is immediately taken seriously rather than jokingly from the same fragile ego "waifufags" creating further divides
the only form of interaction these types accept is if you worship and huff their farts, the constant praise and positive attention a means to replace the absent feelings of happiness from their joyleses and devoid lives
Claims we're gay
"I used to do the same when I was 8 with my action figures"
Anon shoved his He-Man up his ass confirmed.
Cold.
You read these?
Magic is like equal parts car wreck and lolcow. I try to hold my tongue but sometimes he says something so hilariously stupid I have to comment lol
Probably a retarded question but to you gentleman mind a husbando fag? My general is utter ass and I’m one post away from going full Falling Down.
I honestly have no idea if that would bug people. It doesn't bother me but I'm relatively new here. It may vary based on who made the thread.
I see, hmmm.
Half the people here are fags, get in.
Why would you go Falling Down?
Don't forget Enzer posts a lot of Belial as well.
Don't forget Enzer posts a lot of Belial as well.
That's true.
And I'm not the kind to delight in the failure of others but there is a macabre hilarity to someone trying their best to seem imposing/threatening, only for it fail spectacularly.
youtu.be
i grow tired of music.
youtu.be
I neer grow tire of music.
kneesocks claimed
Hi Kneesocks claimer
Not sure if it's your thing but I listen to it when I'm writing/working.
Video game music In general of specifically Vegas brand? Either way, I love them. The old sonic posts are great!
In general this is my favorite post.
youtu.be
Very good taste. I adore good game music.
youtu.be
Nevermind new Akasaki, we are so fucking back.
You're a dumbfuck that's copypasta
There is nothing lolcow about me I am not funny
You are funny right now
You just admitted to shoving he-man toys up your ass
fucking retard
It's just avatarfags
And I'm not the kind to delight in the failure of others but there is a macabre hilarity to someone trying their best to seem imposing/threatening, only for it fail spectacularly
I am extremely successful these threads are a graveyard and when I first posted they lasted 3 hours and had many posters
theres only 5 posters on average and 18hr threads
Why am I not surprised the transsexual character poster shoved He-Man toys up his ass?
DUDE THAT GI JOE GAY IMPROMPTU DILDO I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE LIKE ABSURD I DIDNT THINK FAGS ACTUALLY DID THAT
GUESS I WAS WRONG BECAUSE WE GOT A TOY DILDO USER IN THE WAHHHFUUH THREADS
MAN I AINT TOUCHING BONE OF YOUR TOYS ILL GET PINK EYE
That's a copypasta
Then you're unoriginal and stupid.
No, you
Sitting there seething for over two hours and that's the best you have?
Well that and pretending to be a woman.
Boy, you sure do a lot of the stuff you call us gay for, Magic.
What's your favorite action figure to shove up your ass?
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THE ARMS MOVING LIKE IS IT MORE PLEASANT?
YOUR ASSHOLE PROBABLY HAS SO MANY CUTS
Daww, him mad
It's my copypasta I made it
How am I pretending to be a woman?
Why would you even have a problem with that seeing as you're ok with that evidently?
Oh I get it you don't like what the group doesn't like so trans is bad in that circumstance
I didn't pretend to be a woman anyway however
You shove he man figures up your butt
Vivi successfully baited him into his daily melty, good job.
I serve only the Emperor's will lol
No I enjoy katharsis
OH LOOK ANOTHER TRANNY
ITS NOT BAIT HE OUT OF NOWHERE SAID HE PUT HE MAN FIGURES UP HIS ASS
DO YOU?
IS THIS A A COMMON THING AMONGST WAHHFUU TRANNYS?
Oh fucking hayo waifu thread!
Lmao.
Give it enough time he'll start calling you a pedo and screaming that you are a bad person with zero proof.
Look how hard he's trying lol, almost makes you feel bad for him how sad it is.
Mental gymnastics
It's not baiting when you say something unintentionally stupid that gets you mocked
Is he man your favorite toy to ise as a prostate massager or stretch armstrong? I am morbidly curious
No I enjoy katharsis
Not well enough to know how to spell or obtain it lol
Their so predictable. He get so easily worked up. He has to keep shouting "No, you no, you" to the equivalent of a middleschool taunt. It was the best he could think of instead of the old classics like troon or faggot because it actually stung lol
He says big boy words he's heard without a hint of what they mean.
Hayoooo
Nigga that sounds like you
Didn't you recently call me a pedo and constantly call me a bad person for talking about your dead dog?
This unironically started because I called him a schizo 2 years ago, lole..
He's always trying to reddit mod powertrip without mod powers.
That is how you spell it like catsup or ketchup it isn't wrong either way
How long have you used action figures as a dildo?
I know someone who uses beer bottles lol
I think they tried killing themselves
No it started because I talked shit to you about being a faggot and calling you a pedo and it ended up being true
I only know he had a full on breakdown in another thread. Called him lonely and he lost his shit.
When you argue with me you are spamming btw
You are actively deteriorating the quality of the thread and being manipulated into doing so with no consequences to me because I don't want them to be good.
Your severe autism limits your ability to understand this
Let's argue about it.
I will now try to trick everyone into not mocking me with negging/reverse psychology.
ftfy
Toy fucker that wasn't me
I avoid people idgas about being left alone that and I know what thread you're talking about which isn't relevant to this one as I mean waifu threads
Why are you even looking at those threads they're extinct threads
It's like a humiliation ritual for him at this point.
Did you know the actual reason he got detained? Day drinking.
I have 5 felonies
Aggravated battery
Arson
I went to prison more than once
getting drunk won't send you to prison
It's a copypaste retard preemptive
I assumed he drank, with all the booze he showed. That's actually really sad to get hauled in for it though.
Twice.
waifu thread?
reverse psychology
Waifu thread and how not to waste your life-u thread lol
Jesus
No it wasn't
I only got caught coming home drunk once
I have about 30 misdemeanors and I have 5 felonies