Waifu

/waifu/ thread

QOTT: What is your waifuwu's favorite drink?

Momiji claim. She loves a good Sake to drink!
Sake is a traditional Japanese alcoholic beverage made from fermented rice. It’s often referred to as "rice wine," though it's technically brewed like beer rather than fermented like wine.
Sake can vary widely in flavor, aroma, and alcohol content, typically ranging from 14-20% ABV. There are several types of sake, such as Junmai (pure rice sake), Ginjo (premium sake made with more polished rice), and Daiginjo (super-premium sake with even more polished rice).
It can be served cold, room temperature, or warm, depending on the type of sake and the occasion. In Japan, it's often consumed during meals or as part of ceremonies, and it’s a key component of Japanese culture and hospitality.

Why another thread?
And I think that Vivian would like tea sweetened with honey.

waifuwu's favorite drink

that's a secret

QOTT: What is your waifuwu's favorite drink?

Suzuka's favorite drink is tea, of course!

Ah, thanks. Looks like I'm gonna be busy for an hour or two. u.u

The same

sono wants to drink up what comes out my dick

Hope it isn't too obnoxious.

I don't even know Sayaka's day lol

Bello

because neptune is missing threads much less gay than possible but there's still mordred or sono and belial so it's at 7/10 on faggot scale

When you argue with me you are spamming btw
You are actively deteriorating the quality of the thread and being manipulated into doing so with no consequences to me because I don't want them to be good.

Your severe autism limits your ability to understand this

Let's argue about it.

up at 3:AM because hard core gamer

playing t/2

looking at pony spray when suddenly I get killed by demonigger

rage and nearly shit myself

tummy rumbles

rub my fap lotion on my belly and slide to the kitchen

look in freezer for hot pockets

none left

she tried to lock but I pick it with my handy screwdriver that I keep in my cloth diaper

silently open door, get on the floor and do a tactical lizard crawl to her bedside

m-mummy I shake her

yes, sweetie"

your good boy needs more hot pockies

"no anon I have none."

squeezes her boob and punch her in the nose

she doesn't say anything, she gets up and leaves to Walmart

go back to computer and fap on e621 to furry hentai

she comes back leaves the hot pockets on the counter and goes back to bed

I grab the box

fucking ham and cheese

thought I told that bitch pepporoni

go to her room again

door locked yet again

this infuriates me

with all my force I break open the door

THE DOOR! THE DOOR! YOU TRIED TO LOCK IT, YOU TRIED TO POISEN ME WITH THE WRONG HOT POCKETS!!!!

nail her in the eye with frozen hot pocket box

same routine, made her go back to Walmart to buy the right hot pockets

mfw she brought back two boxes

mfw she even brought back Baja blast from Taco Bell just to be sure I was sated

consider the case of waifufags, lonely men now in their 20's, 30s and 40's, spending another night alone at home

men who feel unmatched bliss purchasing merchandise or downloading multiple images of anime teenagers and younger from Japan and playing through schizophrenic fantasies for hours, days... years

nothing else elicits such emotions from waifufags, they just love posting and searching for these little girls again and again and then searching for more

if they feels bored, insofar they are capable of that emotion, he might switch to avatarfagging or ERP'ing, or even koikatsu

the words "waifu" might not mean much to you or me, but to these men it is their entire world, an alternative to real relationships

surely you think they must be a strange and odd case

yet the thread you are about to see has countless such men, living phantom lives in parents basements

some say these men need lives, or jobs, the responsibilities of adult life

however it is much more likely that they have entered... The SCHIZO Zone

Honestly, worse than I thought. Throwing out waste, bleh.

Hey you. Should be a little more free now.

ai got over an hour left before anything

Also how can anyone call me a spammer when these threads are completely pointless except as a public discord server? According to off topic discord servers the complaints about my posts are completely unwarranted
They just want to gay erp as anime girls

lab lab lab

Glad it's finished at least.

Sex “reassignment” doesn’t work. It’s impossible to “reassign” someone’s sex physically, and attempting to do so doesn’t produce good outcomes psychosocially.

The most thorough follow-up of sex-reassigned people—extending over 30 years and conducted in Sweden, where the culture is strongly supportive of the transgendered—documents their lifelong mental unrest. Ten to 15 years after surgical reassignment, the suicide rate of those who had undergone sex-reassignment surgery rose to 20 times that of comparable peers.

I'm barely here

I'm terrified by the concept of a "Satan 2" lol

Are you getting tested?

Same. And the boss isn't here so I can play some music
How are you doing Viv poster?

Where are you?

Oh yeah, be very terrified of satan 2 electric boogaloo

In your walls

No, im in the fighting game lab.

I'm good. And always love seeing Tsuyu and Ochaco together.

Like Mega Satan from Binding of Isaac

Super Omega Satan, most of her images in my folder is too powerful to post

Our walls are made of concrete or bricks, there's no space in them for you.

What are you doing there?

Good, good. I got a few more in here somewhere...

Snakes finds a way

Based on that tongue, I can only imagine lol

She's always doing adorable bleps.
And Tsuyu pairs so well with the other MHA girls but I think she's extra adorable with Ochaco. Probably because I think she's cute.

Not even Liquid Snake can find a way inside these walls, unless he breaks them first.

Mmm I got mixed feelings about Ochaco. She's a nice gal, but maybe too nice?

I didn't mind it so much until she became weirdly obsessed with saving Toga. That felt forced and way too nice, even for her.

researching biological warfare to destroy my enemies.

See, there you go. Goody twoshoes u.u

Altair will be so proud.

Not particularly, as I actually just mean finding new ways to punch people more optimally.

True. But I also love her boots lol

Altair will be so disappointed.

Seem a bit impractical, but still more practical than whatever Froppy wears, heh.

Good.

Impractical? Maybe.
Cute? Very lol

Transexual do not exist and they are not valid

Crossdressers are mentally ill

I remember doing something like what you guys in here ITT do, but with my action figures when I was 8, not with cartoon frames and perverted men on the spectrum on the internet

everyone remotely decent at posting left long ago

threads infested with furfags, degenerates, spergs, dramafags, avatarfags who don't even have waifus, self-absorbed tripfags, etc. on a greater scale than even 15 years ago

no quality control

threads so slow they last nearly half the day of the same faggots avatarfagging circlejerking eachother

threads so boring and devoid of activity they get restarted for the same shit discussion when limits are met

constant shilling of discord driving the remaining waifufags to migrate to personalized safespaces

discord nigger gatekeeping and social caste system further dividing what little remains

social justice focus and hugbox mentality creating retardation echo chambers where waifufags would rather RP e-sex than post anything substantial about their waifu

ostracization of undesirables who do not conform to group think further driving new people away

more and more underage b& members joining whisked off to discord to be groomed

dialogue pertaining to "toxicity" and moral signaling retards furthering the decline of Anon Babble and Anon Babble as a whole through tumblrification

any criticism, no matter how small, is taken as open hostility from the low-confidence and fragile ego'd "waifufags"

any attempt at banter, including playful insulting or shitposting, is immediately taken seriously rather than jokingly from the same fragile ego "waifufags" creating further divides

the only form of interaction these types accept is if you worship and huff their farts, the constant praise and positive attention a means to replace the absent feelings of happiness from their joyleses and devoid lives

Claims we're gay

"I used to do the same when I was 8 with my action figures"

Anon shoved his He-Man up his ass confirmed.

Cold.

You read these?

Magic is like equal parts car wreck and lolcow. I try to hold my tongue but sometimes he says something so hilariously stupid I have to comment lol

Probably a retarded question but to you gentleman mind a husbando fag? My general is utter ass and I’m one post away from going full Falling Down.

I honestly have no idea if that would bug people. It doesn't bother me but I'm relatively new here. It may vary based on who made the thread.

I see, hmmm.

Half the people here are fags, get in.
Why would you go Falling Down?

Don't forget Enzer posts a lot of Belial as well.

Don't forget Enzer posts a lot of Belial as well.

That's true.

And I'm not the kind to delight in the failure of others but there is a macabre hilarity to someone trying their best to seem imposing/threatening, only for it fail spectacularly.

youtu.be/QTpBw-MJUrM?si=u5fEfWeiuLw_NeeU
i grow tired of music.

youtu.be/RtT0hxZ7H2U?si=4f35yaYwp9muJQXU
I neer grow tire of music.

kneesocks claimed

Hi Kneesocks claimer

youtu.be/aOPQRC7p7c0

Not sure if it's your thing but I listen to it when I'm writing/working.

Video game music In general of specifically Vegas brand? Either way, I love them. The old sonic posts are great!
In general this is my favorite post.
youtu.be/FgIbrOVzIuY?si=iwH6OGZ19DKJiYpB

Very good taste. I adore good game music.

youtu.be/hFwtacZrH54?si=9oTBb-jJAyOfWHNr
Nevermind new Akasaki, we are so fucking back.

You're a dumbfuck that's copypasta

There is nothing lolcow about me I am not funny

You are funny right now
You just admitted to shoving he-man toys up your ass

fucking retard
It's just avatarfags

And I'm not the kind to delight in the failure of others but there is a macabre hilarity to someone trying their best to seem imposing/threatening, only for it fail spectacularly

I am extremely successful these threads are a graveyard and when I first posted they lasted 3 hours and had many posters
theres only 5 posters on average and 18hr threads

Why am I not surprised the transsexual character poster shoved He-Man toys up his ass?

DUDE THAT GI JOE GAY IMPROMPTU DILDO I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE LIKE ABSURD I DIDNT THINK FAGS ACTUALLY DID THAT

GUESS I WAS WRONG BECAUSE WE GOT A TOY DILDO USER IN THE WAHHHFUUH THREADS

MAN I AINT TOUCHING BONE OF YOUR TOYS ILL GET PINK EYE

That's a copypasta

Then you're unoriginal and stupid.

No, you

Sitting there seething for over two hours and that's the best you have?
Well that and pretending to be a woman.
Boy, you sure do a lot of the stuff you call us gay for, Magic.

What's your favorite action figure to shove up your ass?

HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THE ARMS MOVING LIKE IS IT MORE PLEASANT?

YOUR ASSHOLE PROBABLY HAS SO MANY CUTS

Daww, him mad

It's my copypasta I made it

How am I pretending to be a woman?
Why would you even have a problem with that seeing as you're ok with that evidently?
Oh I get it you don't like what the group doesn't like so trans is bad in that circumstance
I didn't pretend to be a woman anyway however

You shove he man figures up your butt

Vivi successfully baited him into his daily melty, good job.

I serve only the Emperor's will lol

No I enjoy katharsis

OH LOOK ANOTHER TRANNY

ITS NOT BAIT HE OUT OF NOWHERE SAID HE PUT HE MAN FIGURES UP HIS ASS

DO YOU?

IS THIS A A COMMON THING AMONGST WAHHFUU TRANNYS?

Oh fucking hayo waifu thread!

Lmao.
Give it enough time he'll start calling you a pedo and screaming that you are a bad person with zero proof.
Look how hard he's trying lol, almost makes you feel bad for him how sad it is.

Mental gymnastics

It's not baiting when you say something unintentionally stupid that gets you mocked

Is he man your favorite toy to ise as a prostate massager or stretch armstrong? I am morbidly curious

No I enjoy katharsis

Not well enough to know how to spell or obtain it lol

Their so predictable. He get so easily worked up. He has to keep shouting "No, you no, you" to the equivalent of a middleschool taunt. It was the best he could think of instead of the old classics like troon or faggot because it actually stung lol

He says big boy words he's heard without a hint of what they mean.

Hayoooo

Nigga that sounds like you
Didn't you recently call me a pedo and constantly call me a bad person for talking about your dead dog?

This unironically started because I called him a schizo 2 years ago, lole..
He's always trying to reddit mod powertrip without mod powers.

That is how you spell it like catsup or ketchup it isn't wrong either way

How long have you used action figures as a dildo?
I know someone who uses beer bottles lol
I think they tried killing themselves

No it started because I talked shit to you about being a faggot and calling you a pedo and it ended up being true

I only know he had a full on breakdown in another thread. Called him lonely and he lost his shit.

When you argue with me you are spamming btw
You are actively deteriorating the quality of the thread and being manipulated into doing so with no consequences to me because I don't want them to be good.

Your severe autism limits your ability to understand this

Let's argue about it.

I will now try to trick everyone into not mocking me with negging/reverse psychology.

ftfy

Toy fucker that wasn't me

I avoid people idgas about being left alone that and I know what thread you're talking about which isn't relevant to this one as I mean waifu threads

Why are you even looking at those threads they're extinct threads

It's like a humiliation ritual for him at this point.
Did you know the actual reason he got detained? Day drinking.

I have 5 felonies
Aggravated battery
Arson
I went to prison more than once
getting drunk won't send you to prison
It's a copypaste retard preemptive

Same! I'll always say my all around favorite is halo 3 odsts soundtrack. It's just so jazzy and different for a halo game. It just beats! I use to listen to them more when I was in college

Hayo!

Waifu Thread.

Because I don't hide from my crimes If I wanted to shoot you i'd just shoot you in broad daylight
The mugshot is for my arson not that

Up Up Down Down mentality
He likes visiting his prison boyfriends.
Watch him backpedal.

Let's not talk about something from 2015
Let's talk about something Now

Like vivianon shoving He-Man toys up his ass
Im not gay You are

You can't even get a bf that's why you're on dating apps LOL

I was annoyed that he chose the shittiest version of Butcher to use, but it honestly makes sense the more you say, Like Jimmy to Johnny the Homicidal Maniac lol

Halo has amazing music.

That is a weird mugshot lol

Aight, there's the good shit.

It really does! Right now I'm going through Skyrim again and lordy that's a good one too

Oh that's not me
He doesn't know Jhonen Vasquez JTHM

I literally don't give a shit about any character I post it literally doesn't matter
these are just avatar threads

It's like they captured the essence of adventure/exploration and turned it into music. Not the hugest Skyrim fan but the music is fantastic.

How did I not notice picrel when Suzuka claimer was talking about favorite foods?

The fact you know who JTHM is means you're in your 30's
I bet if I look into you you start becoming funny
It always happens

How are you posting so much when you have a boyfriend?
Do you live together and sexless or something?

I remember reading this comic, I do remember Johnny being explained he's like a soul flusher/drain and that's the reason he never gets caught or faces consequences

I know right! Neither am I, but with all the hype with oblivion I figured I'd go back to it.
The game itself is fine, happy enough to play it. But the music score was phenomenal, just like you said it captures adventure so damned well.

Whenever things like pictures of posters show up I save them especially from various /generals/

there's no way you read that comic you just looked up a wiki
that's why it took you so long

Hi Kneesocks.

There's one where Johnny meets a fan that dresses like him and tries to be like him but is like a grotesque and pathetic parody named Jimmy.
Man, it's been a while since I've read it. May be time for a reread.

The remake is pretty fun. Some of the characters/races look odd, like khajit. But it's still quite good.

Bactitracin

And anyway let's get back to your anal toys
What made you want to put an action figure up there at 8?
What made you realize you liked putting stuff up your butt?

lol
Never change, Jimmy

Yeah I do remember him, but I can't recall if he kills him with a lot of spite, or lets him go, it's been 7 years or so, so my memory is hazy. There was also this one about a little girl that got isekai'd into a fantasyland and just hates it so bad and kills everyone.

Yea you did a dummy I didn't even care about you much viv but now you're getting a constant repeating question like others get

Yours is going to be question about shoving action figures up your ass at 8

That name would imply i'm copying someone
Who am I copying?

bro it stopped being printed in 1997

He's a coward who sexually assaulted women because he was weak/pathetic. It made Johnny explode and kill him.

Are you going to re read it then? If so I might tag in.

Gay hookup thread

wake up sleepyheads

I have the compendium somewhere but it's also on RAC. It's not super long either way.

Where's my questions, Jimmy?

He's going to buy the amazon digital book and have story time date

AWW WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS

really makes it alot less kawaii when you realize its a bunch of middle aged men

order me one more time and ill go to bed this instant.

All throughout the thread
Did You sit on a seatbelt or something and george takai ooh or did your dad rape you?

Already been awake. Slept for a couple of hours and just woke up early for some reason.

You are getting very sleepy

so anyway can you explain why a he-man ended up your butt? Did you call upon the power of greyskull when you pulled him out?

Youre right.

Ah it has 7 issues you're right.
Yeah I can read this in an evening, it's so old it's easy to find scans.
Your eyes feel heavy...

Why are we hypnotizing anons?

And yeah, it's a short read.

Not anymore they dont.

So he sleeps in time.
The author's artstyle really didn't change much between that and invader zim.

Hi Sop! How are we?

I think it's because the races in skyrim are so on point for what I think of. Oblivions older style kinda looks a bit funny nowadays.
Dunner are still cash though, and that's all I need!

A W A K E

It's basically the same, especially if you compare Zim and Johnny screaming.

You're slipping Jimmy.

True. It hasn't aged very gracefully. But man some khajit look like nightmares lol

You didn't want to miss an Anzu post so your mind subliminally woke up.
Now go to sleep

I kinda find it funny people talked shit about me being a "waifufag" and I never was because i don't play games, I don't watch cartoons.
I have only been an avatarfag

the schizo posts is because some faggot spammed me thinking I was a tulpamancer with Talpa I looked it up and played the part
Idgas about waifus

I can't wait for another loony troony to try hanging themselves but ill be around for that one

9999

9999

9999

9999

WTF

Damn. Crazy quads.
And possibly lol

You're fucked, go to bed

hang yourselves

Why do you like a tranny?

Trannys should all die

True, more lion than cat. The argonians are a trip too!

lmao Bitch ass waifutranny hanging himself
Real too
I'm not funny yall are you're literally killing yourselves like transexuals are prone to do

All in all, I've been enjoying it. Plus it's neat to see people who've never tried it get to play it.

so what got you into sticking he man action figures up your ass fucking faggot?

Dude it is really crazy all this shit started because I pretended to have a waifu
I'm having an average life I got videos of you fags hanging yourselves
cutting yourselves
putting dildos up your ass
I genuinely don't do embarrassing shit

I don't see where i'm comparable

missing 30 iq points

Not if i'm not hanging myself
IQ tests have no meaning plus i'm average IQ and if I wasn't i'd be living in my parents house like these pathetic fucks.

anons

im so smart i'm 25+ living with my parents and working for them and squuandered military benefits and hoping to take over their home because im a leech and don't want to buy my own

Not hating on you for being opportunistic but you keep making it seem like you're not nepo babies

kneesocks nepo baby partly
jules nepo baby partly
hakase nepo baby partly
neptune full nepo baby
sono nepo baby
mordred part nepo baby
mark mostly nepo baby
there's more tbh
and these are fags who had a guarentee life and fucked it off

It makes me happy to see it too.
A whole new generation being exposed to a more traditional rpg, makes me smile!

Same. I preferred Elder Scrolls with Attributes like in Morrowind/Oblivion and it's cool other people can try it for themselves.

It just feels better and it's a lot more in depth than when skyrim did it. Feels like a real zero to hero game whereas skyrim feels like your a god from the get go.

kill yourself faggot tranny lover

next thread will be more gay and trans hate

I agree. I prefer a build up to getting powerful.

Mhmm, games like project zomboid spring to mind. Really love that whole feeling of true progression

kys faggot

Asexual dumdum

Good morning and thanks.

Why would you go Falling Down

My main gripe is other women. My husbando (Alastor) is very popular with fujos (women who like to ship men with men), and they are vicious about defending their kinks. We have a little name for other wafuists who love him, and I basically said that I don’t view you as a sister if you’re a fujo, since half of what they flick it to is straight up male on male rape. Which is fine, whatever, but as a hardcore waifuist I’m not interested in associating with people who want to subject my husbando to that. That’s apparently‘gatekeeping’. My general is one of the worst on Anon Babble due to the popularity of the show, unfortunately. That and women are insane.

That being said, I don’t want to impose here, though I do appreciate the atmosphere.

asexual doesn't exist

Best word for it, I've been with 6 women. Never found any pleasure in it

If you want a chat you're in the right place
if you want to talk about waifu you're in the worst place

You wouldn't be the first. There have been a few in the past.

Well, if we're talking in the general sense then I would have to say soda.

There has never been one they have all been troll avatarfags

maybe kain counts as a husbandofag i guess but that's like saying enzer is

Last time someone asked this question, Mionclaimer said "we've had a Dio and a Speedwagon and an astolfo, and a spike spiegel, a hank hill, etc."

Chat is fine. I understand nobody here is going to be into my Tumblr sexyman husbando, but I need a break from the brain damage on my home general.
Good to know.

Welcome Alastor!

it's way worse here
there's a thread on 8ch moe you don't want to chat here

Thanks
A waifu thread or a Hazbin thread? I was in the Hazbin thread there, but unfortunately my people decided to come back to Anon Babble despite 8ch moe being free of our baitfags and trolls, so the thread is dead unfortunately.

both but there is a waifu thread better there. I been in the hazbin thread there's a crazy guy making a blood ritual to summon alastor also viv hasn't made season 2 yet to discuss

+so i stay out because nothing to discuss really and trolls

The 8 chan thread is somewhat active but very slow.
I should know, I'm always there

It's preferable because you can talk to the bo to deal with problems individuals like myself and neptune

Koalas love a good shiraz, i would imagine