/waifu/ thread

/waifu/ thread

song: youtu.be/l5lBkKWpv0M?si=-2POw5Y6olmO_nKJ

rurus:

claim waifu

post waifu

dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)

no erp

no overly lewd content

passniggers get the rope

posting gets you a reserved place in hell.

no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12

discuss and have fun

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Not sure what happened there.
Been weird lately.

autosage as usual.

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Is it happening to all the threads, or a select bunch?

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Hell if I know kek.

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Fair enough, fair enough.

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A normal day of pruning, terrible shame.

It do be bothering me.

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Par for the course it seems recently. Very strange.
How are we today Akari?

gay crossdresser

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Am alright, kinda too tired to play games, gaming anyway. Was a fine day.
How are you? I know your vacation is over, what's the status on the treehunt?

Remember when he thought I was a teenage boy?

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cutedresser

AGP NIGGER FAGGOT THREADS

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Kill yourself tranny

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Damn, didnt managed to reply to either of those 2.

So all is normal then.
How are we Sop?

Oh, well that's fun at least. Watching a skyrim playthrough myself.
The count is up to around 140 trees taken down. Have a day off on Thursday and if the weather's nice the remaining few will be taken down.
All according to plan.

Still think you're koishi fr fr?

Why are all touhou faggots queer?
either queer or queer degens. Never interacted with one who was a ram poster who was just a degen

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wtf there is no one playing in celestial right now.

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Whatcha gonna do with the chopped down trees, anyway?

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Why yall victimize your parents? It's not that hard to be self sustaining
Id kick you out my house have you in a shelter after 18

you hit 18 you got 4months until you're evicted

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I'm alright, having some beers and eating dinner.

How about you take the paint off your nails save your money and move out your parents house fucking transsexual leech

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Beer is for men not children to drink in their parents home taking advantage of their kindness
actual child behavior
that's what kids do in hs

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cute

Slowly deposit it to green waste for disposal. Can only take out 3 buckets a week, so I'll be chipping at it all summer I assume considering there will be ~150 of them.

A wonderful choice, enjoy!

That sounds like a problem all of its own.

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And yes that means mordred shouldn't be drinking because he's 28 in his moms house like mark at 36

using money that should go to living alone going to beer like an entitled child does because they are ignorant and pretending to be an adult similarly like when they start drinking coffee

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Am I wrong?

What separates men from children is they're self sustaining
That's why I can drink. Because I pay my rent. I take care of my shit.

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I got to the corner grocery store a bit late so there was no bread other than sliced bread, I just grabbed a packet of tortillas and bought some sliced deli turkey slices and cheese, made some quick quesadillas

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Tortilla's are the soft shell thingies, right? I'm not sure what a quesadilla is. Cheesy thing is what I feel, and you did mention cheese.
Was it any good?
All I had today was burgers.

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Yeah how you make it? On your parents grill I bet. How you eat inside on a table thats is someone elses and pretend to be BIG MAN
fag you're not BIG MAN you're a fucking spoiled child a grown child.

and you prance around in women's lingerie too lol i'd kick your ass

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More of a war of attrition. It will happen, slowly.
I may burn some, I will have to wait for the burn ban to be lifted though.

I had cheerios with blackberries and dried cranberries!

wait for the burn ban to be lifted though.

Is that some kind of seasonal thing, then?

Captcha: Snard.
Nothing special about it, I just like it. Snard.

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Seriously how do you live with yourself knowing you're a fucking parasite a mosquito sucking your own family dry?

going with that he wants to flirt with men all day on Anon Babble

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Says the faggot who obviously looks up to smokers, instead of spitting on them like the disgusting arrogant stinking cunts they are.

Yup, very dry this time of year, it is a good thing. Small fires are good, but we have a lot of genius people around here. Better to be safe with the ban.

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Yep, they were alright, threw in some Oregano and some ketchup, a quick meal to go with the drinks.
Did you add anything or just burger and buns?

God the celestial challenge is so fucking cringe.

Yeah, I understand.
I didn't think this would be the dry part of the year, so I was surprised.

Whatcha even playing?

Burger and buns.

They were McDonalds.
Three normal burgers, two chili chickens.
Bit too much but I managed.

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I don't look up to anyone
I partake in things because I have my responsibilities handled
If you live on your own you can do whatever hell be homeless before you do something like that while being a legal adult living in your parents home.
Again to partake in vice in others home not paying is something children do because they're ignorant and a adult shouldn't

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Guilty Gear.
I got thrown out of celestial cause the month changed so I have to do the cringe celestial challenge again.

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Ooh. Is Celestial a rank or something? With the challenge reward being becoming the rank?

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Yea, its the highest floor.
It being the highest floor means that people there are between dogshit and literal Gods.
The challenge is winning 5 games and you can only lose two.
The issue is because the skill level is so fucking varied its literally a roll of dice if you have even a chance.
and yeah yeah skill issue whatever, the whole floor system is just so fucking cringe and I wish real ranked came out already.

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yeah yeah skill issue whatever

I'd sooner believe you're good than believe that any game has got their ranked system in order,

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Also, no memes.

im not bad, im just not top 50 in the entire fucking game good.
Not to mention I play a character that allows no mistakes because of her health.

My town chooses strange times to do these things. It's only going to get dryer and they'll put the ban back on out of the blue. I don't much care for fires anyways, so I'll just slowly get it sent out.

...Autosage again, huh?

Explain.

Glass cannon, huh? Who ya playin'?

...If my gut instinct tells me the timing is odd, and I'm an idiot on the other side of the world, wouldn't they think of that, too?
Oh well.

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Millia Rage my beloved.

Going to log out before the thread fucking dies again.

Millia Rage

Not a familiar name, and I don't think I've seen her before.
I think I'd remember her, too.

Adieu.

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Well you can have these conversations on discord like literally. Threads completely off topic but earth isn't complaining about it he only complains about me because I don't pretend and suck his dick

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That sounds like breakfast.
That sounds terrible, i hate fastfood other than fried chicken.

I asked.

It ain't great, but it's not too bad either.

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You have about 3hrs and you are on the server i remember you sniveling to join lol

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Oh it's odd. I've decided that thinking about it won't change it, therefore I shouldn't thinkk of it.

Oh what's wrong with that? It's delicious and that's the important thing.

Ah, I see that how you feel about that part of local politics is no different from how I feel about all politics...

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love ya

Ah, I used to care more for politics. Now I hate politicians. Never thought I'd turn into my father, but here I am.

gay

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=3c

turn into my father

An odd yet terrifying prospect.
And if it happened, I'd never know, 'cuz memory is vague.
I know it would include more wine than I'll see in my lifetime though.

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I inherited his anxiety, procrastination, and anger. Lovely inheritance that it is.
You never quite know what turns up as you grow old.

Not the best set, that.
All I know I've got is a fondness for a few games we used to play.
He was also always hitting things with sticks which I still do agree with.

Grow old.

Hm. I have no idea where you're at, agewise. I think you might've mentioned it when ya were first talking about losing your eyesight.

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New comm. The artist made my SI a bit too dark, but i don't mind it, i'm happy the artist accepted it since i expected them to refuse given yuri reasons

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I almost have like fucking diarrhea because I ate 4lbs of raviolis earlier

Now imma smoke a bowl
laugh at self harmers trying to say my life sucks

bitch apparently not since i'm not trying to kill myself

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I make it up with what I got from my mother. Kindness to others, patience, and high tolerance for shit being thrown at me.
A wonderful thing to do!
I'm not that old, 31 in June.

Nice awesome support artists

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Them's good traits, indeed.

high tolerance for shit being thrown at me.

Is that an inherited trait or one acquired through exposure?
I have three younger sisters, so I would understand.

31 in June.

Yeah, I thought you said something along those lines.
If I hadn't thought that, I'd have guessed ya at a bit older. I'm 31 myself, since February.

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Exposure I suppose. I'm a nice combo platter, being good at tolerating the idiots and assholes of the world. Still agree with my dad on that one.
Mazeltov! I have been very lucky to have had the experiences, lessons and learning that has turned me into the man I am today. It has mostly served me well.

Still agree with my dad on that one.

With what, exactly?

Mazeltov.

I've never been Mazeltov'd at, before.
Yes, you seem to have your stuff in order. Or at least, like someone who knows what he wants to be doing.

That most people are either idiots or assholes with very few exceptions.
Ooo, compliment city population me. Life should be about putting your all into it, whatever that all amounts to!

Comin' up on deletion.

Hmm... I don't feel like that's right, personally. But it's true for enough people, that's for sure.

Life should be about putting your all into it, whatever that all amounts to!

I ain't disagreeing, but my life sure ain't like that.
Suits me though.

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Oh good heavens, look at the time. Dang near 11. Good night all! Be kind and stay excellent to one another.

The eternal pessimist I am, I've met far too many to count and I meet more every day.
Your all is your all, mine is mine. The amount doesn't matter, it's that you tried.

It's that you tried.

I have, but it's been a long time since I did.
Goodnight yo.
*Air guitar*

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