I'll never mentally recover from having a micro penis

as if YOU (you, in particular) could ever 'mentally recover' in the first place.

there's nothing to 'recover'

I'm sorry, man. sexuality is an integral part of the human experience, and our culture has really pushed us into a coitus/penis-centric view of sexuality, one in which most people have a very narrow view of what genitals should look like.
It's a shame, since sex is so much more than just genitals, and even with genitals there's so much more to them than just penetration.
I know you could have a rich and fulfilling sex life despite your dick, but I also understand the psychological burden a micro penis must cause you, and that even if you were fine with it, there's always the problem of finding a partner that's okay with that, too.
And yet, even if you do, it'd take years, even decades of deprogramming for you and your partner to de-learn the penis-centric view of sex that you likely have adopted.
And I'm not judging, we're all like that, it's because of what our society has done to us.
The problem is that we're sexual people and we tend to gravitate to simplified, exaggerated and cartoonish representations. So if we want to see a woman and a man have sex on camera, they will exaggerate their femininity and masculinity to the point that all porn stars tend to be thin women with huge tits and muscular men with huge cocks, because that's the cartoonish over-simplification of femininity and masculinity we've slowly degenerated towards, and it affects and shapes every generation more than the last.

I really don't know what to say to you, man, other than to wish you the best and hope you can find meaning and joy in the other aspects of life, focusing on them, and that maybe one day you'll accept your body and find someone who accepts and loves it like you deserve to be loved. Just remember, that despite what this society has brainwashed us to believe, you're not a lesser man, and you deserve love and acceptance all the same as anyone else. And even if it is hard, you can actually "get over" it, and so can anyone else.

It's important to be realistic. You can literally just get a bull if you can't satisfy her. And toys too ofc since he can't be there all the time. Literally just use fingers first time

You can literally just get a bull if you can't satisfy her.

OP didn’t say he was a homosexual.

insulting

If he can't laugh at himself, he's never going to make it in this world

I'm simply being brutally honest with him, the same way I would to my brother or my son or my best friends in real life

You don't package the truth with kid gloves

He's big enough to handle it
And if not, no advice will help

Don't worry anon, you won't get laid anyway

Exactly a bull is like a stunt double for sex. Tom Cruise can't really jump out of planes you know. Nothing gay about having a stand in if you have a micro dick

FOR EXAMPLE:
feel free to tell us the last experience when a woman was dissatisfied with the size of your penis

............ spoiler alert
It never happened

You're just all worried and anxiety-ridden
That's a huge turn off

That's a personality trait that turns people off

my excuse is that i have to be competent enough at talking to women to convince them to sleep with me first before i get to that part

Cuckoldry is gay, anon.

The most attractive feature on any human being is SELF-CONFIDENCE

It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, young, old, black white green or in between, it doesn't matter

It doesn't matter if you're skinny or fat, if you've got a huge dick or a tiny little stick, big tits or flat-chested, it doesn't matter

SELF-CONFIDENCE
is the most attractive feature on any human being

conversely, a lack of self-confidence is the biggest turnoff

i appreciate that a lot man. i feel like you understand the most. its the psychological burden and also societies perception which is what kills me so much.
despite what people have said and will argue i actually have had multiple sex partners, i just gave up a few years ago.
not being able to just "whip it out" is one of the most demasculating things ever bro.. but youre right it is what it is.
thanks for your insightful approach and have a good day lad

This guy speaks the truth. My dick is in this picture and I've never picked up at a club, never "hunted" or any of that traditionally masculine shit because I'm autistic as fuck and wouldn't know the first thing about seducing a woman and haven't gotten laid in years if I didn't pay for it first. This. Shit. Does. Not. Matter. You will end up living a life like mine on mentality alone.

honestly? Just your one statement is all it would take for me and my real life buddies I grew up with to realize, "we're not hanging out with this guy"

You would ruin any opportunities that arose, with your lack of self-confidence and preconceived notions of failure.

Not exactly buddy material... definitely not attracted to women, but it's not even good enough just to be buddies. It's weird

(hint: try not being such a weirdo)

OP Im going to need you to post your cock. Lets see how micro we're talking.

Maybe if your dick isnt negative 3cm long it is, but OP is handicapped and needs a penis wheelchair. It's a prescription bull at that point lmao

Society's perception isn't any better for the guy with a big dick that shows off. You're caught up in your feelings like a woman.

That’s no excuse for faggotry. He could have no penis but still be straight.

And so we've reached the inevitable conclusion; OP's real problem isn't the micropenis, it's that he's a faggot.

cucking is not gay at all. Its fun. And realistically its OP's only option

Cuckoldry is gay as hell. All voluntary cuckolds are homosexuals.

it's pretty gay, but you know what's gayer? Giving a fuck about what people do in their bedrooms.

You right

I don't live at sheltered isolated introverted life, and I can honestly say I've never met a guy who gets pussy and uses the word 'cuck' in his vocabulary.

It's a concept exclusively for losers with the ladies, who never get any pussy, but they sit around masturbating, fantasizing about being forced to watch somebody have sex with their non-existent girlfriend or wife.

But that doesn't actually happen in reality.
It's a fagshow, devolved down to the level of an embarrassing PornHub category, exclusive fodder for masturbating lonely losers with the ladies

nobody with a girlfriend or a wife ever discusses or wastes their time thinking about cuckoldry

OP gotta read up on the origins of porn, hentai and why certain tags and fetishes seemingly garner popularity out of nowhere. The most notable privilege I've gained from my size is not feeling insecure when I watch porn since I'm bigger than most of the guys (I'm the autist from earlier)

It's a concept exclusively for losers with the ladies, who never get any pussy, but they sit around masturbating, fantasizing about being forced to watch somebody have sex with their non-existent girlfriend or wife.

This. All cuckolds are pathetic gay losers, no exceptions.

if anything cucks are a case study on why therapy works since it proves human truly can gaslight themselves to believe any sort of retarded shit

honestly I never even watch porn. I think the last time my wife and I played porn while we fucked was maybe 3 or 4 years ago? And it's not like we sat there watching it. It was just background noise.

but I don't have any porn downloaded on any of my devices or hard drives. there's no need for pornography because if I want to see sex, I'll watch it happen live in person, on the end of my penis. Not on a TV screen.

The longer men rely on masturbating to pornography, the less and less and less likely they are to ever actually get any pussy.

it comes exponential, as they build a self-imposed lonely prison of isolated masturbation, which eventually becomes inescapable, because they've missed all of life's real opportunities, while they were sitting in that stupid fucking chair jacking off.

If you want to get pussy, you have to start by deleting all of the embarrassing stupid pornography bullshit

you say that but I went BACK to porn once i realised that i'd need to play a whole ass character just to get laid (autist again) so ultimately brothels are cheaper (im australian, they're legal) and porn is cheaper than brothels.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™ :

imagine meeting the perfect woman.
a beautiful, smart, funny, open-minded, cool, confident, gorgeous brilliant woman, Who obviously likes you...

imagine hitting it off instantly! The second you meet each other you just 'click'...

imagine her coming over to your place to hang out with you for a little while...

now imagine you have to go to the bathroom, and while you're taking a week, her elbow accidentally hits your mouse, and your computer screen pops back to life.

imagine her spending 45 seconds browsing through all of the pornography

All of the downloaded porn..
All of the embarrassing photographs...
All of the creepy videos...

now imagine how she would suddenly perceive you.

QUESTION: which do you think would turn her off more?

The size of your penis...
or your pathetic lifestyle

PORNOGRAPHY:

The equivalent of a starving Ethiopian child licking the window of a McDonald's while they watch the customers eat their food inside the restaurant.

stupid fucking Ethiopian kid....

All he has to do is walk inside and get something to eat

you're forgetting the part where the Ethiopian kid has to pay the restaurant or take the food by force retard

See, you undid your argument in the first sentence, because the perfect woman to me (and many of us) is a girl with just as much creepy shit saved on her computer.

And they exist, because I've fucked them (I'm not OP). The first girl I ever dated had a more comprehensive gore folder than I did.

Fuck off back to twitter you normie shill.

funny part is that he's not even a normie shill, he's just a cope artist trying to stop himself from jacking off

You're forgetting the part where JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE

as if the Ethiopian child is special

or deserves any leeway, simply because he's afraid

FEAR: The only reason a man doesn't get any pussy

no matter how you slice it, the ONLY thing that's preventing him from getting the pussy is NOT CONQUERING HIS FEAR

Men see women out in public all the time, and they listen to the voice in their head that tells them "You won't succeed", So they NEVER EVEN TRY... Just like the Ethiopian kid licking the window

(and specifically regarding your analogy, how the hell would he know? The starving Ethiopian child never even tried going inside, so how the hell would he know?)

there's no excuse for not being able to conquer your fears

normie

I'm the one that gets pussy all the time, unlike you...

because you are an ABNORMIE™

I would never argue that fear is what stops men from getting laid whether it be fear or rejection or fear or retribution for taking it by force. I suppose what youre suggesting is the latter rather than the former and youre encouraging OP to rape a bitch? Based.

I get laid on the reg and I’m not a filthy stupid normie nigger, that’s a bad excuse.

unironically thought your bracketed sentence gave me a bit to think about and I appreciate that. It's like a Bizzaro world Plato's Cave.

I've fucked them

apparently, they weren't interested in sticking around

because where are they now?

AGAIN: any intelligent woman would look at your hard drive and laugh directly in your face

5.5" micro penis here
Im not showing it to anyone ever including doctors, its so small they would just laugh

Your existential crisis will be tasty when you realise youve infused your self with a different archetype of manufactured normie.

I guess you're unaware The average penis size is 5 in?

You worry like a woman

The trick is to to do and gaslight yourself into thinking you enjoy SPH

5 inches isn’t a micro penis lol my dick is 5 inches and I get laid just fine lmao

sho pp.

Any intelligent woman that looks at my hard drive would be confused as to why I don't delete old crap more often. Your analogies have been getting more and more specific as the thread goes on and it's incredibly Freudian.

(Your brain: Heh, this porn-addicted moron is so caught up in his gooning that he doesn't even know how big of a retard he is I dont actually care about helping people, just feeling morally superior as if jacking off my prefrontal is any better than jacking of my tiny dick)

micro peen denial, ha

I mean if my dick is a micro peen it just goes to show you can have a micro penis and a totally decent sex life.

here is a true story:

Many years ago, my little brother and I were hungry, so we decided to go get a Subway sandwich.

when we walked into the restaurant, the girl behind the counter was gorgeous, and my brother (who is incredibly shy) whispered to me nervously, "God damn look how hot she is!"

I told him, "say something to her." He was like, "hell no till you've got to be kidding! "

"just say something, dude. introduce yourself to her."

when it was our turn in line, she said " welcome to Subway. what would you like today?"

and I told her, "a footlong seafood and crab, a pen, and a piece of paper"

she gave me a sly smile with one eyebrow raised... she knew exactly what I wanted the pen and paper for it.

as she was making the sandwich, I wrote my phone number on the piece of paper, and as I handed it to her she asked me, "So when are we going out?"

"obviously tonight", I responded...

It turns out I was wrong.. we didn't wait until later that night. she actually quit her job.

I walked in looking for a sandwich, and I left with a fiance. we got married soon afterwards.

FEAR IS THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN YOU AND SOME PUSSY

dude I've literally fucked almost 800 women in my life

You're a fucking douchebag

nothing you say has any relevance. Your perceptions of me are so off base, they literally have no relevance, whatsoever.

Here's the part I bothered reading to:

"Many years ago, my little brother and I were hungry"

So you starting eating a lot of cock because you and your brother are clearly massive faggots.

Can't even post an AI image with that one ay?

again, pipsqueak:

I have quite LITERALLY fucked well over 700 women whose names I remembered afterwards, and at least a few dozen whose names never even got mentioned beforehand...

If anybody's a cocksucker in here, it's YOU

If you somehow managed to fuck 50 women in your entire life, That would only be 1/16th of how many women I fucked

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING....
nobody's paying you to sit in your stinky little gaming chair

get a job, mooch

I'm multitasking and fucking around. barely paying attention to any one thing at any given moment

I got a bunch of shit I need to take care of in a little while, so I'm just slamming a little more coffee and rolling one more doobie before I start my day

I have a job leeching from my country's government corporate body for child support and pay 1/4 of the cost to fuck and asian sex trafficking victim/worker than you do to gaslight a woman into thinking you actually care about her. Who's the douchebag again?

The moral of my story about Subway:

My little brother would have been having his dick sucked within 45 minutes, the same way I did....

But he was too afraid to introduce himself

He was too afraid to say something

He was too afraid to be assertive and self-confident

He listened to the naysayer inside his head

SO SHE SUCKED MY DICK INSTEAD
we were married for 16 years

welfare recipient.

That's not going to last much longer

correction: i work for the system; im a literal glowie you dumb cunt. the pay is shit but I can afford a few brothel visits a week, grog and a train ticket to the office when I need to

... clean your gaming chair, weirdo

It stinks

i like how you added an ellipses to drive home that you didnt have a genuine way to fire back. Suck my dick. Enjoy the land of freedom where you would be jailed for living how I do.

Get rich.
Or troon out trying, babydick.

inb4 self-righteousness

Are you saying all women are massive fucking whore or is it just your "ready to suck any stranger that talk to her after 45 minutes" wife of 16 years that would commit such an act of total degeneracy,also why would she quit her job? you are rich? most incel have no money all your opinions are discarded and useless and irrelevant

He's saying

Ha ha ha I'm so normal and good at having SEX don't you wish you were having SEX like me, INCEL?

I'm pretty sure