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drawthread principals office

Requesting Blueberry in the punk rock outfit getting fucked from behind with the viewer grabbing his butt.

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draw him fucking your wife

how do canadians get along if they look drastically different from eachother however

requesting zahra drawn in the same pose as cream

Tell gboots he's got a message.

pretty sure thats what makes it work

canadians don't get along we're just too polite to express our contempt for each other

Wtf!!! Yakubian...

I mostly drink water

Ok this is good I hate the smell of beer on people

Canadians don't actually get along w people they're like the japanese where they're outwardly nice but are secretly disgusted by other people

I do have an "evil white man" look to me, and if I drink too much I got an evil white man personality too

Reminder to... hug smol boys

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nice quads, but you shouldn't go around hugging children

HOW. WHAT THE EHCK

Also no fake news you are probably normal and avoid punching drywall

I destroyed all the doors and several walls in the shithole I lived in, now I live in hotels and airbnbs so I try to keep it together. I get a lil angry from time to time

What oh my god Nigga we are permabanning alcohol for you and buying you a home .. You beat on women don't you

Nah never done that... yet. If you bought me a home I would definitely live in it

YET??!! THATS CRAZY oh my god ok here is your two story house 2bed 2bath no women allowed (it's so you can't hit them)..

I'll take the 2 bed 2 bath for no alcohol but whats the point of even having a house with no women. Also no women would probably make me wanna kill someone real fast

faster than any liquor could, that's for sure

you guys should have gay sex

Okay fine we can negotiate how many women do you want and what race

dubs and I waste 100k kuva

not a statement you can make until youre riding alone :/

doesn't matter, I just need a non maternal feminine presence and I'm good, without a lady there's literally no point. No blacks would be my preference but I wouldn't complain if she came with a 2 bed 2 bath

Requesting mr cruel raped

so name the worst yet still feasible just barely possibility

thread dead stu?

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Hmm ok I'll just choose some random woman off the street...

Sam mukbang

I do love street women, they're easy to maintain

like an old car

lol fair enough

they were better

WAIT no ok how about a woman who hates everything you like

they had their merits, that's for sure

cheek squeeze

quads wasted on this retard post

The Anon Babble reboot was a mistake

Meh, I'm amused by that sort of thing, usually. Unless they start crying and shit, that bugs me

Thread just died as soon as I posted this goddamn it. Requests open.

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Feels good dawg, you should try it. Or are you talking about the homelessness

Ow.

Hmm, okok, how about a woman who LOVES everything you like BUT she's more sensitive than you could ever imagine, I'm talking like full on breakdowns where she's unable to leave your side

pretty disappointed but best of luck to ya

vriska homestuck huge boobs naked

That's probably a good indicator to stop drinking dude Jesus Christ. Smoke some weed instead or get a script of xanny bars maybe do both instead. Wanting to or straight up destroying your own shit is not normal behavior.

The homelessness of course ive only broken a toothbrush and i still regret it. But i hate to hear other drawfags are struggling if You need a little bit of money I'd be happy to send You some

He's homeless because he destroyed his own home dude he doesn't need financial help, he needs mental help

If she finds comfort in me then I'd be cool with that, I don't like feeling like I have to walk on eggshells but if we're cool and she's just a nutcase then I wouldn't be miserable
Nah I break shit sober too, it's just how I am. Weed does keep me in a good mood but I can't smoke weed with no house to chill in I get too paranoid and can't handle my shit.

imagine if someone intelligent and narcissistic enough knew and intended such

Maybe you should seek anger management counseling?

you're a good dude eggwater but I've got some money, I'm exploring the country and hanging out, talking with crazy homeless dudes and having a pretty decent time. The struggle keeps you alive

hehehe

I ain't got time for that gay shit, besides I don't have trouble controlling my anger I just like feel

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like to feel

riding neck and neck with wisps

he say he like it, probber best let the adult walk downstairs on dey own

Well still i don't mind i don't think
Well if You insist i did the same thing in 2021 but it was more taxing than i let on to my discord Friends. Please let me know if i can help You in any way and have Lots of fun with your exploring

excessive conjuctions removed

little anon that could kek

I'm not saying you need meds, a counselor can help you find different non-destructive avenues to capture the dopamine hit you get by breaking things.

unlikely to communicate across the tracks he may not vocalize it fluently but knows inherent shirley

I did nothing wrong

It's not my fault you type like a retard and expect normal brained human beings to understand your shorthand tard script language.

retard brained tard

I am sensing frustrations

again, sounds pretty gay. I like to break things and hurt people and there's nothing wrong with that, it contents me and I don't need to find ways to get around it.
I don't need your hard earned money dawg, thank you very much for the offer. I appreciate it and you

He's completely intelligible and has a better personality than u

ouch....hollow

I like to break things and hurt people

This will have you ending up in prison, but it's your life, and you can do what you want. Breaking inanimate objects I can look past, but the hurting people not so much.

requesting mime demon boy with a weird fucked up mouth
he's pale and has short white hair like in the reference with red eyes and his arms are black

No need to samefag. One butt hurt response is enough

If you need to tell yourself that, then you did something wrong

Jail for sure, prison unlikely. I don't hurt random people on the street or anything I'm just very willing to defend myself and find it fulfilling.

you know the 50/50 gamble I did not sumfig and you look dumb right now is....well...im lucky.

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I also sparred when I was at my old city but that's not really the same, still very fun

good call, luckily they told u

has unbound sense of freedom

there is a secret here

Is English your second language?

That took bearly any time....nicely done. Here I was thinkin a fortnite or such

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Are you part of the beefaroni cult?

No. I manage.

another stu?

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I hope all of your underpants are Charlton Heston approved.

Nice sam

This Sam needs more cowbell

Remember to wash your hedonism toga's every Thursday.

Fun fact, that the Hamster Dance Song is just the bridge from the opening sequence of Disney's Robin Hood sped up and set to a techno beat.

Requesting Chihaya Mifune gleefully lifting up a cheek of her fat bare ass

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cece

nice drawing, and goodnight dawg

If you legally changed your name to Robert Robert you could use.

Bob2

As your signature

Dunkin Donuts every morning like clockwork.

I'm not cool with getting beat on unless it's a mutual thing, if she just likes things aggressively physical I'm cool with that, obviously I'd hold myself back but we can tussle. if she just wants a punching bag then that's no fun for me especially if the lady has long ass nails.

Hm, okok, no nails, it's mutual but she will always cry after and have you reassure her for three hrs minimum after

Yeah I'm down with that

honestly that sounds like a great way to spend an evening

Fuckkk

Ok this works with me as well your government mandated woman will come soon

Does it really?

oh is that the aquarium guy? and yeah I'm kind of daydreaming about that now it sounds excellent, and I get a free 2 bed 2 bath? I'm set for life

Yep!! He likes my shitscribbles so I try to draw us for him, he's been printing out my doodles and putting them on his fridge.. also encouraging me to go into trad art. Not big on art himself but he likes seeing what I come up with.

Also yes okok so it's a 2b2b, it has a pool.. it's away from the city so no air pollution and you would be able to actually breathe and see the stars. Being far from the city would be scary to me but hm maybe you will enjoy it. Gov mandated woman as well. Just no alc or any other substances.

The chinese bnnuy

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he's been printing out my doodles and putting them on his fridge

That's super sweet, I see the appeal of this dude.
Also why are you sweetening the deal with a pool and stars I was already living the life, now rich people don't have it as good as me. You're making me sad I'm homeless

If I could live that life I'd be content with nothing but salad and water I think, maybe a little fish

Could you niggers be any more boring

This is just a yapthread

Crazy because when we first met I was SUPER closed off but I think he could tell I was bullshitting my tough act. He's a good guy, very blunt though and VERY loyal to his schedule, I wanted to cuddle this nigga all day a few days ago and he told me he couldn't because he had to go to the gym so I ended up going with him because I'm clingy. We did our own stuff though when we got there (I was sitting on one of the benches and talking to the staff and playing on my phone).

Ahaa I apologize!!! Im genuinely sorry and I've been there before except I was hella drugged up on benadryl in some shelter. >_> they had to send me there after I had visited the ward because I didn't want to see my roomies at the time and told them I would kill them. Basically what I'm saying is that your circumstances aren't forever. If you can imagine it you can have it.

Cesar salad maybe? The dressing has fish in it... Fish in a salad feels wrong...

Been this way for a decade, at least it is dead instead of just boring, it's an improvement.

But draw him as a furry rabbit

thread or bed

I'm chilling in a hotel room it's not that bad yet. Tuna in a salad with some vinaigrette is pretty good, if you like tuna, but I could definitely get down with a ceasar, chicken ceasar and I'm living like a king.

pee

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I don't like it Riku, shut it down.

naught for trying, can only take and put them all back it is the job after all

Say the line Rikunigger

the line rikunigger

4-5

6^6

you did very well to be honest, I dont know if that was clear this entire time.

Your nipples are now sentient and hate each other and will constantly argue and they both sound like Jerry Seinfeld

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