Amerimutt """food"""

Amerimutt """food"""

I'm an American and do Americans really?!

i'm oddly intrigued.

mfw he doesn't have a remote controlled crane to feed him.

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Fuck yeah, that's muh freedom right there. Europoors be like "but beans and toast is better innit"? get fucked.

go eat your mealworms, eurofag

Pizza American

French fries American

That's a bloody mary which is a beverage, but okay retard.

Pretty much.
You forget the no healthcare too and morbid obesity.

no Healthcare

Hahahaha, I can't imagine what it must be like being a retard who needs the government to provide everything for them.

Thinks of the billionaires!

Why are Americans so scared of socialism?

Because socialist countries are shitholes filled with immigrants and insane lawmaking and I have no reason or desire as to why the government needs to provide everything for me when I am independent and successful.

I'm impressed by the balancing of the food items. Must be a bitch to clean up when influencers spill it all over the table trying to remove a chicken wing.

Eurofats are extremely obsessed with Americans

It appears my obesity has led to some controversy

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unironically would tho

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Americans just eat whatever they want whenever they want

Can you fucking believe that shit????

Lmaoooooooooo
Stay mad

Imagine being this defensive over people worrying about your health.
What's your BMI, fatty? I bet it's in the triple digits.

Americans are literally brainwashed by corporations.
Both food companies and healthcare companies.

I like being fat stupid and sick! It means I'm free!

Clearly a beverage

Kek
I remodel houses and skip lunch (and sometimes breakfast too) so I can eat whatever I want at night

I'm 6'4, lean and blond and just fucking love the USA

Lmao post your country so we know which authoritarian shit hole you're talking shit from

I could finish that up in 2 days.

Fat and stupid and sick are all symptoms of being poor. Sucks to suck. It's not hard at all to eat well in America either broke or not. But people are too retarded to cook food so they shovel their face with slop instead. This is all a blame game. No one wants to be responsible for themselves so it's the evil companies fault and it's the evil governments fault for not providing everything for free. Take fucking responsibility for yourself.

I'm 6'4, lean and blond

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I get so many hookups with young, gorgeous girls.

yes we eat this but,,,,, i see at least 7 meals here , no one can eat that much in one sitting

How young?
Also doubt.png.

there are 2 in the picture

there's...there's another Bloody Mary in that Bloody Mary

Brown muslim euro hands created this thread

If I'm racist I won't have to think about how hard the system is fucking me.

Projecting? Im not fucked at all, sorry lol

Your arteries are.

I'm not aware of my circumstances.

So a typical racist?

Average “healthy “ euro woman LMAO

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There's nothing to be jealous of.

You're a fading gerontocracy of fat stupid people that bow down to corporations that spread imperialism across the world like a cancer.
Nobody likes you, including your own allies.

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Back to the sharty with you faggot.

One day America will nuke europoor land and these threads will disappear

No need Trump will just nuke himself.
Art of the deal.

Back to the sharty with you faggot

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Post the soyjaks faggot.
This thread is a gem which is why you're here at all.
Rent free.

America is rent free in foreigners heads, ik

>OH I HECKIN LOVE AMERICA

I GET TO DIE WITH DEBT AND EAT CHEESEBURGERS WHILE WATCHING CNN NEWS 24/7
Demented

GO ISRAEL!

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No I'm American I have no choice but to witness the stupid here.
It's front row seats to retard land.
If I had my way I'd be on the fucking moon away from all humans but we all can't get what we want.

You will never be American, ahmad.

Sharty is such an echo chamber soy boys have to come here.

Born and raised bitch.
Eat me.
Actually don't because I know you'll eat anything.

ok boomer lol

If soy is so bad, why do the Japs have the longest lifespan?

Not a boomer, a millennial.
And you know what? You zoomers are worse than the boomers.
The red pill brainwashing made you into a bunch of Newt Gingrich wannabes.

I made my tomboy gf lick my balls.