I see beef jerky being sold everywhere and it makes me hungry. should i start eating beef jerky?

i see beef jerky being sold everywhere and it makes me hungry. should i start eating beef jerky?

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Sure, but it's kind of expensive.

Ya, go for it. I like mine extra dry, so I buy the Walmart Great value brand, open it up take out the moisture packet, and let it set on the dash of my truck for at least 4 hours before it's ready for my preference. Makes it super tough, and lasts a lot longer.

because of the trump tariffs? beef jerky doesn't come from china.

Jerky is good. I would recommend trying more than just beef.
wut

Nah, totally unrelated to that. It actually takes a relatively large amount of beef to get a small amount of jerky. The dehydration process shrinks it down, so what's now a bite-sized bit was actually once a pretty decent portion of meat, and you're paying for its original size.

Does one follow their heart, or follow their lust for meat?
You know the answer. Teriyaki is goated btw

teriyaki

that's too fancy for me mang

Bulgogi, 내 깜둥이들

fucking weeb gonna weeb, fuck japan fuck teriyucky

fuck korea too damn gook keep your nasty yellow hands out of our good american meat

Why not just eat a shoe?

Used to be jerky was made with meat that would otherwise go bad so it was cheap. They still do that just charge at an inflated price.

Nigger, I'm not a gook. They just make good food.

What am I supposed to do with the other one? What good is one shoe? Fucking retard.

Second shoe is for latet.

i've been to korea. accidentally ordered one of those bulgogi burgers. saw the slime covering it and just dumped it in the garbage.

What if it spoils?

That is why they come with those little silica packets.

You're supposed to keep those?

I think that is how you make tapioca

they are complimentary snacks that come with your shoes and electronics.

Just eat regular meat. It's cheaper tastier and if you really want jerky you can make your own

No. It wet.

Just make it yourself. Buy the cheapest toughest cut of beef you can find, slice it into thin strips, marinate it in like soy sauce, sugar, and chili flakes, and then bake it at 175f for like 3 hours.

That's why you don't eat meat raw anon

pffft
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it's that easy? wtf

you should open and close the oven every half an hour to let the vapor escape. freeze the meat for an hour for easier slicing

Try old trapper beef jerky it’s really expensive at the gas stations but it’s the best tasting meat you can buy I wouldn’t know what drink to recommend but it goes very well with water.

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Yes

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If you want the best jerky, go to a Gun Show.
Jerky is also about the only reason to go to a Gun Show these days.

Then you're just into deep bluff

Jerky always been expensive unless you're eating those shitty slimjims

That shit shouldnt even be called jerky. It's more like a tiny hickory sausage

This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen here in a while.

Hyperbole is not your friend, anon.

A while is vague they could have meant 3 seconds

Now I want to put one in the microwave and see what happens

Chewing beef jerky is not fun

Ingest it as a suppository.

Not big enough to touch prostate

it's made from foreskin.

If they put that on the packaging I'd buy it a heartbeat