Celeb

guess i'll delete my shipka pics. well i can't delete her feet pics of course

I see it anon but you are only fueling it more and more.

Not a celeb

still looks fuckable on twitter the nothing app unless she's tweeting old pics

shot

he was banned

Interesting approach, Beady. You're still transparent as one of Troy's bags of daily takeout though.

is this a celeb?
oh thanks, man
nevermind

<3
I need to conserve my energy for my Big Walk to the movie theatre later.

imagine the smell.

Walk to a job training and placement center, you worthless parasite. Better yet, walk off a tall building.

got a big day ahead of you, sure you can handle it?

pontificate the aroma.

Heh, I don't know what's heart-worthy about my post.

That's just disturbing.

I've summited Mt. Everest.
I've solo trekked across the Sara.
I've deep dived the Mariana Trench.

I may not be able to stop my accelerated posting, as it is much more difficult than all three of those combined, but I do believe I can walk a few hours. ^^

I like nice Anons. :3

envision the scent.

I've solo trekked across the Sara.

the Sara.

Sara

Fucking. Retard. What is that like?

Oh look, it's deformed.

envisage the fragrance.

accelerated posting

beady you little snake in the grass i didn't know i was talking to you
why did you post a normal pic instead of your usual? not that i'm complaining. are you turning over a new leaf?

Oh look, it's NOT deformed.

i'm having ginger and peach tea

Talking to yourself again, huh? This is beyond pathetic.

finally, a good post

shit taste anon. kim mogs the fuck outta hayley in the ass department and every other way

this thread needs a little bit of nicki...

Hayley is the best

No it's cause you're not trying to be lewd.
New laptop who's this?

Hayley Williams is the Beady of pop stars. Her tryhard cringe is just embarrassing.

what???
the best pic ever was posted:

Hey it's just a "Shhhh".

Well I can say confidently that you're staining everyone's patience, be they nice or nasty. But you can always just stop doing that, and while your reputation may be tarnished forever with the old guard, new anons will come, without preconceived notions. You could probably still get something positive from these threads.

I'm probably just wasting time telling you all this. You must have heard it before, and yet here you are doing what you're doing every (or nearly every) day.

Beady, is talking to yourself like this somehow therapeutic? Jesus Christ, this is actually fucking sad.

Wait is this not Lil Mouse?
Piss of binch.

i've actually come around to liking some of paramore's music lately but i still don't find her hot. never fapped to her. might be the biggest celeb i never fapped to

It is.

I stomp yo bitch ahh

mommy...

you think shes ever fucked a crocodile before?

What do you know about the old guard?
You're talking like you've been here for over a decade lol

Don't make me remind you again.

imagine the smell though.

Well that's just retarded.

beady you have my word i will never try to lewd with you.

Is that Steve's daughter?

yes

it's true tho. i dont care if you love paramore
i'm just going by looks here not talent or personality

I am going by that too. Your opinion is retarded.

What do you know about the old guard?

Well I can see there's a lot of anons talking shit about you and being nasty (including when it's not quite clear that you're around or not).

well no that can't be right at all. re-think your opinion.

Lookswise, that Paramore chick is incredibly mediocre. She'd be fuckable if you lived in a rural town with not many options. Musically, let's just say that if she writes the lyrics for the songs, she is actually retarded and I feel bad for picking on her now.

Time flies. RIP.

Are you guys seeing this? The schizo is talking to himself again. I've never seen it manifest in quite this way before. It's deeply disturbing.

he's a lucky guy according to religion he can watch his daughter from heaven and rub one out to her whenever he wants to

You right. You right.

new anons will come, without preconceived notions

That's all I can hope for, it's not worth my time or effort trying to befriend "the old guard" as none of them post celebs I like anyways.

I will have to be patient for any fresh meat for me to nom.

I really wish there were a non schizo version of celeb theads.

Steve Irwin harassed and abused animals in order to provoke them into attacking him because it made for good TV. It would baffle me that he's basically been granted sainthood, but people are incredibly fucking stupid so I'm not all that surprised.

Anon Babble?

she has great armpits though

Fucking. This.

mother teresa was no saint either. i mean she is literally a Saint but she wasn't a good person

some of us normal folks have already been driven partially insane by the schizos that it may be too late

the industrial namefagging and it's consequences have been disastrous for the celebthread race.

The thing is, it's become perfectly acceptable to point that out. The one time I expressed disgust with the way Irwin treated animals for his weekly highlights real, I was treated as if I'd just tried to abduct a child from a playground. I actually thought one guy was going to punch me.

Yeah, that's decent but I honestly like jerking to so many different celebs I like to just stick to one thread.

It's odd that such a common theme to discuss and jerk over is so hijacked by this weird cast of people that just spam weird shit.

Are you the one that writes fucked up headlines?

i didn't even know you liked syd before because i didn't see you mention or post her before.

no? i'm none of the namefagging schizos that normally post in these threads.

Okay. You don't have to get mad about it.

New anons will see what an obnoxious, schizo piece of shit you are and call you out on it too. But you're such a narcissist that it will never sink into your diseased brain meat that YOU are the problem, Beady.

I was just too embarrassed to come out and admit that I like big boobs.

These are good celeb choices. Hard to beat early Jennifer and Cate

as none of them post celebs I like anyways.

Well that's not really the reason, from what I see, the reason is they hate your guts and their opinion is cemented by months and even years of interaction.

I will have to be patient for any fresh meat for me to nom.

Right. But while you wait, I will refer you back to

[your spamming is] staining everyone's patience, be they nice or nasty

...also, I said "staining" instead of "straining" be right back comiting seppuku.

maybe we'd know more celebs you like if you posted them more instead of spamming

it's far and away the least embarrassing thing i've learned about you so far

DO NOT COMMIT SEPPUKU
DO NOT COMMIT IT

It's two sides to the same coin.
They hate me cause I spam.
I hate them cause they don't post celebs I like.

If they posted celebs I like I wouldn't have to spam and they will tell you that if I didn't spam they would post celebs I like (which they won't).

Nice Kiki shoulders!

Don't fall into this retarded trap. He sometimes lists the celebs he demands be posted, but even if they are posted he'll still 'tard out. We also shouldn't cater to the whims of this schizo moron. Everything he does here is aimed at receiving attention, even if it's negative, because he nothing else in life and is incapable of making friends or connections IRL. His own mother utterly despises him, along with the rest of his family.

Yes sir.

sexo

Too late, it's done, the vertical cut and the horizontal one both. But I'm shaking my head at my second not to swing the sword yet.

I hate them cause they don't post celebs I like.

Again I am sure you've heard this (and maybe phrased more nicely as well) - but this is where you're supposed to have a glass of suck-it-the-fuck-up and move on with your day, anon. I'm sorry but those two statements aren't the same coin.

Posting on Anon Babble now is mostly just outright futility. You know there will be another hack, there will always be the spam

Post more Lili until then.

Yoooooooooo this is a PG thread no cussing!

Nah I can do whatever I want. If I want to rapidly post Emma Roberts then that's what I'll do. They can have a big ol' glass of suck-it-the-fuck-up. I want to post celebs I like. I like Emma. Too bad so sad.

yayaya i am lorde.

Make me edge

they don't post celebs I like

you're free to google celebs you like on your own.
you can try to turn others on to the celebs you like by posting them and then you might see them posted more in the future.

And you're free to ignore my Emma posting.

Why are you guys Lorde-posting lately.

I want to post Emma, deal with it.

I miss good southpark episodes

New album. And Chappell Roan calling her transgender.

Got session?

what do you gain by showing us these? i'm sure everyone here has seen them already

New album. And Chappell Roan calling her transgender.

>they don't post celebs I like

you're free to google celebs you like on your own.

you can try to turn others on to the celebs you like by posting them and then you might see them posted more in the future.

I'm not here to post celebs you want to see.

Sound familiar?

yayaya i am lorde.

Post more Lili until then.

Are you new here or are you utterly retarded?

Wow look at how I'm rapidly getting spammed by people not posting celebs.

That would be rewarding the spammer, so apart from this, no.

sexo

you are?

Your mother would be so disappointed. Not because of the spam but because you're still alive.

Don't fall into this retarded trap. He sometimes lists the celebs he demands be posted, but even if they are posted he'll still 'tard out. We also shouldn't cater to the whims of this schizo moron. Everything he does here is aimed at receiving attention, even if it's negative, because he nothing else in life and is incapable of making friends or connections IRL. His own mother utterly despises him, along with the rest of his family.

neither. what do you get out of doing this
what do you find enjoyable about this
i would find it boring, posting the same thing ad nauseum

I'm not that balding canuck cunt you inept fucking dimwit.

That would be rewarding the spammer, so apart from this, no.

you might as well be if you want to take up for him like his bitch. let him answer next time i ask him something.

you are?

Your mother would be so disappointed. Not because of the spam but because you're still alive.

this is a PG thread

Oh so no jerking off either? Got it.

If I want to rapidly post Emma Roberts then that's what I'll do.

Well I don't think anyone doubts that, there's been plenty of evidence. But I thought you were interested in sharing pics and friendly chats with anons you like.

neither. what do you get out of doing this

what do you find enjoyable about this

i would find it boring, posting the same thing ad nauseum

must be mood swings or some bipolar shit

Forget I asked

what do you gain by showing us these? i'm sure everyone here has seen them already

You're clearly fucking retarded.

so the spamming makes perfect sense to you? you're even worse than beady.

Whoa whoa, let's not get hasty...

There are no Anons I like that post celebs I like to have chats with (except you).

Cyoot patoot you are.
I don't know if I can change or if I want to.
And eventually you will hate me too (if you don't already).
And the world will keep spinning for another day.

I'm only gonna make it worse if I stay here.
Gonna relax for an hour than make my Big Walk to the theatre.

I won't be back until tomorrow.

Be well. Be safe.

Based on your usual behavior when you're doing this bullshit lemme guess?

Off for a long walk and a moobie?

beautiful in blue

what movie are you going to? mission impossible?

I see BD has invented himself another new friend with the exact same preferences in celebs and displaying the same subservient behavior and eagerness to please as the last four.

Lemme throw out a wild guess here - this Kiki / Syd posting anon who is ooh so interested in the balding canucks welfare appeared amidst a bd meltdown?

Was he spamming four categories of threads again?

Has the balding canuck suddenly started obsessively updating y'all about one behavior over and over again?

Last time it was frequent trips to the library. Before that frequent bike rides.

he's getting really bad

so the spamming makes perfect sense to you?

Sorry anon you're not interesting enough for me at the moment. Continue flailing around if you must - maybe next time I cycle around these threads you'll have garnered yourself a clue?

would make sense. he's never nice to anyone and suddenly he's nice to someone? yeah you're right he was probably talking to himself
the guy is psycho

i don't know what conclusion it is you want me to make. all i meant to say was, beady finds spamming fun and i don't understand why or how or what makes it fun for him. if you get it, great i guess, but i don't.

You're laboring under the false assumption that he derives pleasure from anything in life. That he doesn't feel utterly empty and dead inside, devoid of all hope.

You'll learn.

Kek.

And eventually you will hate me too (if you don't already).

Yeah I don't doubt that. Assuming I stick around long enough for that, which I'm still debating if it's worth it.

Till next time.

I love how Lorde built her entire image on the idea that she wouldn't sexualize herself or allow it to happen, then Billie Eilish came along, stole her style and audience, and took every opportunity to show of her cartoonishly huge boobs. Now you see Lorde trying to be sexy and selling out. lol

Sad news breaking of the death of George Wendt at age 76....

And there it is - the unfortunate tell that carries over across all the new friends he creates for himself. You do it every time Parker.

One of the many tragically hilarious things about Beady is he sincerely believes we don't see through his personas and his talking to himself.

Heartbreaking. My condolences to your grandma.

Norm!

RIP.

You're like the Poirot of these threads anon you really are.

just checked and he got bitched out of that thread hard kek

I don't think I've ever been considered an alterego by so many anons at once, and with so much conviction or arguments to back up their opinion.

lucky you, nobody ever calls me any of these names, i feel left out lol

The person who talks about bald people is also likely the same person. It wouldn't be above a crazy person to have multiple personas and they all act the same.

FAT

BALD

WIG STATUS

Ahh the continued remonstrations of the balding canuck as he avoids adulthood by flailing around in these threads.

So you're still here too huh? Makes sense.

Say Hi to your sister for me.

tfw seething over mentally ill people’s multiple personalities on Anon Babble is my life

It's a new feeling. A little surreal but not in a bad way.
Although I am unsure how I feel being mistaken for that kind of anon, heh.

Case in point.

what happened to ww38.wikieat.club/cel/catalog.html ?

Damn it that place was great, one stop shopping for celeb

am i supposed to answer with "the jews"? am i doing it right?

doritos - bold bbq
coca-cola (original) - 710 ml bottle

good stuff.

Are you fucking 12?

Because you're ridiculously transparent, Beady. You're not clever, but it's hilarious that you think you are.

The series finale of 'Cheers' aired 32 years ago, May 20, 1993, on NBC
what a day for him to die on

diabeadyus

Huh.

Love jerking with other guys to Fannings, Franny, Anne Hathaway, simple as

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242eb7afecf69951973f023fa5796
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Sorry. We're closed.

That last scene is so weirdly moving. Brilliantly done.

Hmmm. I think Otterman could maybe vouch for me. Or maybe Allison poster or his friend, although I don't know if they'd have as much conviction as you have about it.

I don't suppose posting a screenshot showing different (You)s would work?

It would be preferable for all concerned if you were to be quiet for the remainder of the thread and into the next one.

Two girls I want to shit down my mouth.
Shipka is even make the face when it finally drops

Shipka is even make the face when it finally drops

is even make the face.

Anon please, post in your native language. Your English is almost as bad as the canucks.

It's fucking vexing.

free speech for me but not for thee

Exactly.

Well I don't think I'll go to that length to prove I'm not who you think I am, but hey at least I'm not shitting up the entire thread with it so you can ignore it real easy-like.

the only thing left to be desired is a better, more reliable way to communicate

you mean like the internet? or is there some other thing that's not quite meeting its potential?

there are still a lot of unanswered questions about quantum computers

that's because even if they

My bad. I'm a mobilefag ATM
Autocorrect can fuck a pajeet

Wait, did Dakota really fix her teeth? That makes me incredibly sad. I found her charming. ;_;

So... how exactly does a phone autocorrect turn a 3-word quote into like 25-word one, and how do you then try to reply to that misquote...

yeah, they got their penises inverted too

kiki barefoot in the kitchen wearing that little dress

i want to spend all day baking stuff with her, then rail her in that dress while our treats cool (sorry to be so lewd)

NOOOOOOO!

That Elle pic will trigger memories for some oldfags.

transvestigating the fannings

is there no low you won't stoop to?

Consider it fortunate he didn't go for the low hanging fruit and post pics of Elle from the movie where she played a FtM character.

its a joke anon, lighten up, shut it down

Well you're not the first one (today), anon.
I'm going to allow this but don't knock the pots and the cutlery on the ground while your ram into her.

Elle

played a FtM character

WUT

she played a FtM character.

humiliation ritual?

she'd be bent over a sturdy granite countertop, so hopefully we wouldn't make too big a mess

just buns in the oven

about to put bun in kiki's oven

About Ray

Why the fuck do they keep doing this stupid fucking shit??

keep

It was released over a decade ago... And that's why you don't see many anons posting pics of Elle from when it was made.

What, making movies about people you don't like with actors who enjoy inhabiting and exploring new characters as part of their craft? Probably to hurt your feelings.

It was 2015.
Fuck them all anyway.

Hoping to get support from his mother and grandmother, a New York teen prepares for his female-to-male transition whilst his family searches for his absent father to sign the consent papers

I'm retarded

We know.

At least you admit it. That's more than can be said of most anons. Now, fuck off back to the circlejerk like a good little neo-nazi.

ow fuck
one of the corners of my chips was really sharp and i swallowed it and it hurt like fuck going down

I'm even more retarded

Now we know that too.

Thank you for your courage.

Bump limit.

i think the piece was too big and i didn't chew it enough

I get it, anon. You're an ignorant white trash yokel. You don't have to keep reminding me.

Sometimes anon it's better for people to think you're retarded than it is to confirm it for 'em.

Unfortunately for you that ship has long since sailed.

On the topic of retarded white trash that anon is still making new threads and not linking them

do you even eat chips
gotta watch for the broken little chips at the bottom of the bag they can be jagged

Your life is just one exciting adventure after another isn't it anon?