Rate my drawing 1-10. Then share your own drawing

stunning

no sir.. m no these are NOT good
they're mediocre at best

I've been a professional illustrator (if you can talk someone into paying you $20 to draw a picture, you're now professional) since I was a kid, and I've built 3 REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GOOD portfolios over the years... three IMPRESSIVE portfolios

and guess what?
ALL THREE OF THEM GOT DESTROYED

back before digital storage, back when it was all paper film photos of my extensive body of work, ALL THREE PORTFOLIOS GOT DESTROYED....

one was destroyed in a flood

another one was taken to Germany by my German girlfriend (she never asked permission to take my portfolio- and I don't know WHY she took it- but when she returned to America, she had lost it in Germany lol not joking)

and the third one was lost when somebody inadvertantly threw a bunch of my shit away.

each time, I had lost REALLY GOOD WORK
(these are just the pathetic tiny handful of random bullshit pictures that somehow didn't get destroyed)

But this is garbage compared to what I've always been capable of, and compared to my old portfolio pieces

So while you're being nice, NO..
THIS IS NOT NECESSARILY GOOD ART AT ALL... I HATE IT...

speaking of portfolio:
to be continued

Learn to draw like R. Crumb

I'm very sorry about that. I know that every piece of art takes a piece of your soul out of you. Still, if you had been able to create three portfolios, I'm sure there's a fourth one of the way, that you will protect better than the previous ones, right? ;)

SPEAKING OF PORTFOLIOS:

I'm glad I mentioned portfolios, because it's the perfect example to explain what I was telling you earlier about learning other styles:

The perfect portfolio never repeats the same look...

Even if you have your own style, a totally unique stylization all your own, EACH PICTURE SHOULD LOOK AND FEEL COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

And over the years I learned it's better to have only EIGHT AMAZING PIECES than to have 50 mediocre pieces

People don't have time for that
keep it simple and short
Make sure each example demonstrates your ability to adapt to a different style

THATS The portfolio you should be working on one step at a time as you continue exploring the art of teaching yourself art

THE ART OF TEACHING YOURSELF ART

................ TEACHING YOURSELF

You will always be your own student
And you will never stop learning
you'll always be teaching yourself

youtu.be/VCH-h2JXH50?si=ApXg7qd37Bde6I1R

He should indeed familiarize himself with India Inc and quill tip pen work, and learn how to emulate different styles, like R. Crumb, among many others

I have exactly one drawing in my portfolio. :D I'm sorry but it's starting to feel you're reacting to someone else than myself.

Damn what fucking retarded boomer are you? I talked to the same type of retard guy before that was in a band from texas, deluded into thinking he was just gonna go big 30 years ago.
You have the exact same weirdo energy.

sorry

I'm not... after the first time, each subsequent portfolio getting destroyed hit less and less

in fact, long before I lost the third one,
I had already STOPPED USING A PORTFOLIO

100% true ...
I told you clients don't have time for too many pics in your portfolio, because they only need to see EIGHT GREAT EXAMPLES, and now it's time TO DISCUSS MONEY

TO CLOSE THE DEAL

TO MAKE THE SALE....

well, I realized my portfolios werent even necessary... I would walk in and introduce myself, and they could tell just by my words that YEP!!! THIS IS THE GUY

understand?... if they can't tell I know exactly what I'm doing simply by talking to me, then they probably be a problematic customer down the road later...

If they can't tell I'm capable and prepared to tackle the project simply by talking to me?... I probably don't want them as a client, anyway...

so yeah... I got so good at the SALE that I didn't even need a portfolio anymore, and I would just walk into the restaurant or nightclub and point at blank walls and start explaining what I intended to paint on the wall...

SOLD !!!!!.... 50% DEPOSIT
on the spot...
after only meeting me 7 minutes prior, the own was now writing a check for $3,500

or a check for $1,500.... or $8,000 down on a $16,000 contract

it's THE BEST JOB ON EARTH
You decide your own hours, your own rules, your own protocol.

but more important than the money
ITS FUN TO BE CREATIVE

ITS .... FUN.....

no.... I'm talking to you

YOU TALKING TO YOU ONE YEAR FROM NOW

I'M TALKING TO YOU 3 YEARS FROM NOW

understand?
I'm giving you tips for the future

3 years from now, 5 years from now, I'm not going to be able to have this conversation with you

SO I'M TEACHING YOU NOW

in a band from Texas.....

deluded into thinking he was going to go big

hahahaha

You're not very good at paying attention, are you? You don't pay attention to details

do you?......

That's not a good thing...
art is all about paying attention to details

You didn't get any of the details right

the band as ZZ TOP
and I wasn't 'in the band'
I was their ART DIRECTOR

lol
"he was in a band from Texas"

lol @ you not even knowing who ZZ TOP are hahaha

This is behind glass and the reflection messes up the picture. F the sun.

This one is painted on porcelin.

I'm talking to the future you, who will have continued learning, and as you save each new piece, I'm hoping you'll remember TEACH YOURSELF HOW TO DRAW IN MANY DIFFERENT STYLES

teach yourself how to be comfortable drawing things you're not familiar with, things you don't like

and if you're ever ready to SELL YOUR ART, I'm hoping you'll remember my advice about keeping your portfolio short with zero repetition

That's all

This was our only opportunity for me to give you that advice for the future

You may never need that advice, for all I know.. And that's okay, too

fuck the sun

But you have so many nice plants in the window enjoying the sunlight, how could you possibly disparage their life source?

I'm not being mean. I'm really not being mean when I say:

This one's beneath you
I get it, I get it...
trust me I get the joke

But that's what makes it tacky and less artistic

some of your other work was really really good

This one is just novelty, so yeah. Not your best. You are actually very good

But this one is beneath you

I am not good at painting people and their faces

Thank you. :) It was a little strange, but if I ever decide to turn prolific, I'll remember your advice.

And while I definitely appreciate the correct perspective in the reflection, I would have preferred to have seen at least a couple of ripples in the pond, and a slightly diminished contrast in the reflection, so it looked more like it was actually a reflection

23 years old worn out pencil sketch.
Thinking of redrawing this some day

reminds me of rousseau

I noticed that, but you actually did a really good job with their bodies, in particular the forced perspective, the variation in angle of the reflection as opposed to the actual people's perspective

You got that part correct

however, the reflection is stronger and bolder and more saturated than the actual human above

It should actually be the opposite:
The actual human should have more contrast, be bolder and darker and have slightly more saturation, whereas the reflection should be a little bit less contrast, and slightly less saturated

And again, I would love to see a few ripples in the water, and the lines of the humans slightly distorted as they intersect with those ripples

other than that?

I get the concept, but this isn't your best piece because it's just novelty with a sexual punchline

It's okay
much prefer your organic botanical work

really nice stuff, and also the tiger shit was really nice because I am a huge feline fanatic

It was made from many broken pieces of coloured porcelein, with the white areas painted on. Had no clear vision from the start and I was not 100prct happy. It is what it is. Sold now anyway.

I have a feeling you will indeed decide to become prolific

in fact, you can bank on it

That reminds me of neon Park

at least a little bit, kind of

ahhhhh I see I see

FANTASTIC, SIR!!!!

OUTSTANDING!!!!!!

with your stylization, I think you would do really well executing interior murals for restaurants and nightclubs. It's really good fast money, and steady work, because by the time you're halfway through the first job, you'll already have eight more business cards, people who want you to come paint their restaurant as well

Your work lends itself to it very well

oops complete brain fart !!!

SORRY MY APOLOGIES
COMPLETE BRAIN FART ON MY PART

inadvertently said the name of the artist neon Park, but I was wrong

I was talking about John Patrick Byrne

The artist who illustrated the STEELERS WHEEL album covers

Neon Park illustrated Little feet and Frank Zappa and other bands, but I had a brain fart

sorry about that

This one took forever then I accidentaly smudged the lower right quadrant and now it is just shadows

yep......

you'd stay busy as fuck doing restaurants and nightclubs

high end pubs
you could charge $10,000 for a medium wall spot

in fact, if I knew you in real life, I'd love to nail a few mural gifs with you

you could handle it without having to explain everything

you're really good

GIGS* not gifs

where do you live? I'm in Atlanta

here's how I made my money (freelance, not during my ZZ TOP art director years)
I'd find a new restaurant or nightclub that was 'opening soon', and I'd walk in the door, and find the owner
I'd approach him, look him in the eyes, and announce, "hi. I'm the guy who's painting your murals"
and they'd ALWAYS say, "what murals?"
and I'd say "I thought you'd never ask"

(100% true- that was my trademark INSTANT SALE technique)
that's when I'd turn around, point at a large blank wall, and begin describing the illustrative scene I'm envisioning, in vivid artistic detail, explaining the different light sources and forced perspective and subtle artistic tricks you'll use to make it look it's best...
GIVE THEM THE "ART EXPERIENCE" everybody's always heard about, but never actually seen before...
"I'm imagining a florence stucco facade, a street cafe and trattoria, with apartments upstairs, with a little old lady watering her plants in the window, and a clothesline that runs over to the other building and.."

"can you put my son in it riding his bicycle?"
........................ SOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's when I realized I didn't actually even need to show them a portfolio
If they couldn't tell simply by watching me and listening to me, then they're not the client I'm looking for anyway

I perfected CLOSING THE DEAL
to where I didn't even show them my artwork anymore, because instead of showing examples of my work, my new sales technique was GETTING THEM EXCITED AND THINKING ARTISTICALLY
....... because the second he says "can you paint my son riding a bicycle down the street?" THE JOB HAS JUST BEEN SOLD
........ SOLD!!!!;
because now he's artistically invested
So he's willing to be financially invested
And I'd walk out the door after having only met him maybe 10 minutes previously, now walking out the door with a few thousand dollars in my hand

It's the coolest job on Earth
because I would tell my clients "I smoke pot and listen to loud rave music And sometimes my wife and I even paint naked late at night, so I'll need my own set of keys"
see what I'm saying?
and the owners would always tell all of his hourly employees " Don't bother that guy. Just let him do whatever he's doing"
It's literally the coolest fucking job in the world

4/10
your drawing skills are shit, but whats not?

I never said my drawing skills were good

my portfolios were extremely impressive
The artwork was very effective
It made me a lot of money

I'd get paid more in a day than you'd get paid in a week, I assure you

I promise lol

But yeah, I don't consider myself to be a very good artist, quite honestly

I really don't

You're putting words into my mouth

I'M EXCEPTIONALLY GIFTED AT SELLING ART AND CLOSING THE DEAL

But I never said I was a great artist
But I'm definitely a PROFESSIONAL artist, because no matter what your opinions may be, YOU COULDN'T AFFORD MY WORK IF YOU LIKED IT

But lots of other people could afford it
And I made a shitload of money drawing

with my 4/10 abilities

I made a shitload of money
Go flip a hamburger for me
Mr art of the deal lol

You have every reason to be bothered by me

I'm everything you couldn't be

(It would be hilarious watching you try to walk out of a business with $5,000 10 minutes after meeting the owner, Never even showing him an example of your work.. I'm sure you're quite the salesman, right Sally boy?)

The day you can afford to pay me $11,000 to Doodle a picture of a riveted aluminum cactus, I'll respect your opinion

But that's exactly how much Bill Ham paid me to use a ballpoint pen and draw a doodle of a cactus made from riveted aluminum panels

several times

For some reason, he kept calling my room and having me come back upstairs to draw another cactus for another record executive

He could have easily just paid me to draw it one time, but he kept having me come back upstairs and draw the same cactus for another person

$11,000 each time

the day you can pay me to draw a fucking cactus on a piece of typing paper?

That's the day your opinion will mean something to me, until then, you're a colon polyp in my opinion

Your opinions are the same as any other colon polyp

(You couldn't sell your way out of a paper bag)

I haven't even thought about the cactus doodles for years lol

no shit... at the BelAge Hotel on La cienega and sunset boulevard, and also at Caesars Palace, I was continually being beckoned to come draw another goddamn cactus for somebody

Don't ask me why... I wasn't complaining
He was paying me for each cactus
lol
Why should I complain?

hahaha

(we're just talking about a simple doodle with a ballpoint pen)

yep... I'd love to see you walk in a business, and walk out with $5,000 10 minutes later

Good luck with that, PT Barnum

Barry Jackson is the one who illustrated the ZZ top album covers. He's a friend of mine, a really nice guy... and a gifted artist...

But one day, Barry had just finished an album cover for them, when the manager Bill Ham suddenly decided "let's include that thing you talked about with the cactuses"

(a month prior, I designed a post-apocalyptic scenic design for a soundstage, at the studios at Las colinas, outside of Dallas, where they filmed RoboCop, they were holding a big press conference for MTV and entertainment tonight etc, and I designed an 'after the nukes Texas' concept with barbed wire tumbleweeds on silver and purple glass sand, with riveted aluminum paneled cactuses

So poor Barry Jackson had to attach a new piece of Bristol board to the finished art, and attach an addendum, extending the image to include the cactuses

(and I got paid for the IDEA ABOUT CACTUSES)

oops I completely forgot to mention the auto graveyard idea

that was also part of my post apocalyptic cactus concept from the press conferences

poor barry

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, an 8

the Japanese culture / anime thing is so cliche and outdated

again: dual grade

simultaneously A+
and F-

anime website

proof?.....

bending over backwards to imitate the most cliche worn out trendy fad IS NOT CREATIVITY

its NOT art

anymore than karaoke is

imitations of an impersonation of a Xerox of a satire of a parody of itself

not to mention.....
it played a HUGE ROLE in you embracing homosexuality

but more importantly, ANIME IS UGLY

It's aesthetically unpleasant

It's visually ugly, like something a talentless 13-year-old girl would draw, effeminate and infantile and limp-wisted

It's the only style of artwork that actually has a LISP

It's the artistic equivalent of an adult male wearing a little girl's Sunday dress, while letting a series of men ejaculate into his mouth against a billiard table in a gay bar

reddit spacing

insecurity over anime

forgetting this is an anime website

Go back.

McDonald's is hiring, Anime-very well be gay

also:

anime is POSSIBLE.........
......by people with absolutely no talent

Its "achievable".......
even for people who can't draw.

impressive

anime : "look! I've mastered the art of not being able to draw!"

I was told to come post weeb shit in this thread.

this thread was posted in another as being for anime.

sippp

anime

you misspelled the word HOMOSEXUAL

but that's okay
because they're synonymous

8/10 I don't draw though, but here is a cute vampire I found on pinterest

insiders secret:
The entire VAMPIRE thing always has been, and always will be SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO APPEAL TO WOMEN

it's for WOMEN....
It was never targeted towards men

It appeals to melodramatic women who enjoy fantasizing about big ravaged

men who gravitate towards the HACKNEYED WORN OUT HOT TOPIC T-SHIRT QUALITY VAMPIRE FAG SHOW generally homosexuals, or bisexuals

It's specifically designed for those who are effeminate, and enjoy fantasizing like a woman or a little girl...

mix the effeminity of anime with the effemininity of the vampire fag show, and you've got clear documentation of your sexual preferences

looks like "somebody's" never going to have kids

7/10. I don't draw

But that's okay.......

every factory produces lemons now and then

there's always one or two broken machines coming off the assembly line

Not everybody was born to be heterosexual

some machines simply come off the assembly line dysfunctional from the very beginning

cute

much like 'sweet', a word generally spoken by women... or little girls

most men don't say "I found a CUTE unoriginal cartoon"

most men would say COOL, or BADASS or INTERESTING....

but CUTE?.......

question: which came first, your effemininity or the anime?

when you were told to come in here with anime, did they mention you would be drawn and quartered?

due to nature's light source, inherently the sky would be much brighter, and the foreground much darker, I noticed some shading in the two people, but I don't see anything indicating the light source from the Sun.

Not only would there be a long shadow coming off of the people, a forced perspective as The Shadow grew wider as it approached the viewer, but there would also be RIM LIGHTING*

RIM LIGHTING: a ring of light around the silhouetted couple

their edges illuminated by the sun

but there are good aspects:
you've made an effort to capture the gradation of hues and tonal values in the clouds, illuminated below from the sun, and building shadow at the tops

and you didn't draw 'cotton ball clouds'
You actually included the cumulus nature, flat on the bottom and billowing above

keep drawing
you've got a lot of potential

teach yourself how to be comfortable drawing things you're not familiar with, things you don't like

dare you to try drawing some kawaii uguu anime-style moe slop

why would I do that?

NOBODY PAYS PEOPLE TO DRAW ANIME

every 11-year-old kid is filling his notebook with it for free

cowardly cope

I've got a great idea:.

somebody correctly scored my art a 4/10
(actually it's more like 3.5/10)

but id like to try an experiment with him:

he and I both grab a piece of paper and a ballpoint pen and we each have 10 minutes to draw a specific random 'prompt' from a third person

not a 'contest'
not a competition....
not a challenge ...

just a COMPARISON....

nobodys 'better', nobody 'wins'....
just a comparison

in fact, I may create a thread in a little while

perhaps with only a 5 minute window instead of 10

just to make it more interesting
....... hmmm

it'd be eye opening

I think we would see who the real cowards were with a 5-minute time limit to draw a specific visual prompt, using only a ballpoint and on paper

I'm pretty sure it would be easy to spot the cowards

As an exercise in coherence
Also it would maybe be illuminating to see what a hater like you could show if you take an Ernest attempt to emulate the anime style and it's appeals
By overwhelming proof of enthusiastic popularity there is clearly SOME "appeal" to whatever the style is selling
If you are wrong, and the style has substance, then this might be seen in your attempt where it falls short.
If you are right, you might be able to capture what it is that so many like so much with relative ease, and maybe even show them how they could seek even better and higher things which scratch the same or a similar taste

because I never claimed to be a GOOD artist

I claim to be a PROFESSIONAL illustrator

facts: Even if you were a client, not even for money, you couldn't even pay me to draw anime

i absolutely hate it
(to me, that would be the artistic equivalent of letting somebody put their dick in my mouth, and to trust me. That's not going to happen)

Not even if you paid me

I would be much more likely to wear women's lingerie and walk on my hands through a MAGA rally

I can see that my last post might have sounded like I wanted you to try so I could "expose" you as just a stupid hack hater or whatever but I don't actually mean that.
I am genuinely interested in seeing you try it, because the appeal of the anime style is self evident to me, and I am curious where our perception or processing or whatever differs.
And if you are correct, then your attempt could point to better aesthetics?

I cant draw fast enough for comissions

the correct answer was™ :

doing creative projects is THE CURE FOR LIFES PROBLEMS

because it takes you into a place where those problems are imperceptible

a place where you're too busy to notice them

it's not about 'how good it looks' as much as it is about your relationship with it, the intimacy of the time you spent with it

it's SUPER therapeutic, and even when we feel down and dark, expressing it through applied arts is cathartic, and makes you somehow feel better afterwards

it's THE best use of our free time
and?......
if you also learn the ART of 'closing the deal', it can be an awesome way to make money

there's something do rewarding about driving through town, seeing one of your murals on the side of a busy restaurant with diners looking and pointing as they eat ..

and thinking to yourself, "I did that"
it's the best 'job' on earth
total freedom

closing the deal is easier than you think

Solid 8/10. It's beautiful op.

better aesthetics: stick figures

at least they don't make you feel gay lol

(I've got a friend that's a Anon Babble anon, I've known him for years, and he's always been the 'gaming chair loser with the ladies ' stereotype that I always joke about in here...

Jason IS that character....
the chair, the porn , the anime
but one day he made a weird confession

"I realized the anime has made me open to sex with guys, but recently I've been attracted to children'

I SWEAR TO GOD HE SAID THAT....

HE SAID "NOW IM ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN" !!!!!!!!!!!
(immediately after admitting he was now fantasizing about sucking dick)

to be continued...

it depends

give them a timeline
explain you take your time

amazing colors

This is a nice thread where people are sharing their art. Why do you have to fuck it up by spamming it? Can you go ruin a different thread please?

but he's talking to me
I guess his formatting could be more compact

Thank you. The medium is watercolor pencils. I used to do just graphite but I fell in love with the medium due to how satisfying it is to blend with it.

okay.... number one this story is totally true

He was my friend. And he just admitted a downward spiral, no longer the 'gaming chair masturbating loser with the ladies', now he had become the 'gaming chair guy masturbated to gay porn and was fantasizing about having sex with kids'

and HE told ME it was because of anime

It's not me saying it was caused by anime
HE said it, not me....

okay, so anyway. .
I started ragging him and ridiculing him SO BADLY about the gaming chair thing, you've seen me do it in here... I do the exact same thing to him every time we spoke. I basically harassed him about it relentlessly ..

and one day he finally listened
and within a month he suddenly
HAD A COOL PRETTY GIRLFRIEND!!!

AND THEY GOT AN APT TOGETHER

and he's totally happy and kicking boots with her all the time and they are having a blast and going to social events and all of that shit. probably going to get married eventually

but?.....
he called me one day
AND THANKED ME
FOR GIVING HIM SUCH A HARD TIME

I respected that a lot
He had the humility and courage to thank me "If it wasn't for you I'd still be shacking off to anime shit"

true story

I format my text specifically to get under the skin of control freaks, because they can't stand sing anybody break THEIR IMAGINARY RULES

there is no rule that says I have to type just like everybody else in here

there is no rule that says I have to use cliche image board trendy catch phrases

I'm allowed to say whatever the fuck I feel like saying

......... AND TYPE IT
ANYWAY I FEEL LIKE TYPING IT

I guess in this art thread
He's simply too stupid to recognize
THE ART OF BEING DIFFERENT

which explains exactly why he's so frustrated and wants to control everything around him

to him, everything needs to fit neatly into a box or category

He can eat my shit
his rules don't exist
he doesn't tell me how type

It brings control freaks to the surface
they literally can't help themselves
they've simply GOT TO express frustration

hahahaha
THE ART OF GETTING UNDER PEOPLE'S SKIN

Gotta be honest dude the life style of a fornicating normalfag just does not sound attractive at all right now

but couldn't you also post images?

youtu.be/9UaJAnnipkY?si=RdmSVlviHngF93rQ

But I am posting my art...
THE ART OF BEING MYSELF

The art of entertaining myself
The art of killing Time and getting under your skin without breaking a sweat

Okay but now I feel bad for helping you highjack a thread with a genuine and honestly productive topic.
I will say a lot of your advise has sounded pretty solid, and it was in line with some of it that I even suggested you try some anime stuff. I still want to see you try it, but if you really are totally unwilling the I will just say I am disappointed and leave you be
Hopefully the thread can return to the original intended tooic

I don't remember seeing any rules posted in this thread that said I have to keep uploading photographs

honestly, I thought discussing THE ART OF SELLING ART was a pretty good contribution

THE ART OF CLOSING THE DEAL is a worthwhile topic in an art thread, don't you think?

ART IS NOT ABOUT FOLLOWING RULES

You're not ready for art yet

grow up

youtu.be/VCH-h2JXH50?si=j_29jocKCU9uCWMl

I have shown some of my drawings in here... Why do you act like I didn't show any drawings?

I didn't mean to imply that, just that the anime discussion has grown to be larger that necessary if it does not ultimately produce more art.
if you don't end up posting an attempt at anime style, then you will still have contribute to this thread, but I will have not

on certain larger exterior mural jobs, detail isn't the focus, because it will be seen from a distance

this was a club called THE OASIS
but they were trying to be seen by people driving on a busy highway across the parking lot, so just basic imagery appears more detail from a distance

youtu.be/p3hLrUyiNr4?si=QXf6uK30N2ibW0Wl

i give u a 4 from 10
ur picture reminds me on a early van gogh
keep going and find your way

Closest I have been to anime

Asian faces are easier to paint than

I like chickpeas

........... my 2nd fave of yours so far

Are you guys drawing anime again

what substrate are you using in this piece? is that Bristol board?

Cocopeat. People dont like it because it is rough to the touch.

So you're a groomer johnny? Did you groom Jet? You're being annoying again

by the way I wasn't lying about my friend telling me anime led him down a pathway into bisexuality, and eventually into pedophilia

unfortunately I'm not joking at all

And sure, it's just anecdotal experience, but I've always found the only things we ever truly truly know are the things we've experienced firsthand in our lives.

real life experience holds much more value than some opinion or statistic

I guess I don't need to even mention the fact that it's obviously not just my friend Jason

tons of young adult males are following that exact same journey into bisexuality and pedophilia as we speak, and a majority of them don't like anything unless it looks exactly the same, cookie cutter anime garbage

It's like a brain disease

Like the fungus that controls ant's minds And it turns them into zombies, but in this case, it turns them into creepy cock sucking pedophile weirdos

I've been annoying since I was 6 years old.

I never remember meeting your approval, so since I'm obviously really good at being annoying, I figure hey... If it ain't broken, don't fix it, right?

(blow me, niggerlipped fartflap)

jets in here right now as we speak, shitlips

when I googled it, it came back exactly what I was thinking: coconut peat

like peat moss or something?

I didn't see anything about an art substrate just some kind of peat I suppose like it recycled coconut fibers or something?

is it made from the same shit?
I'm unfamiliar with it

I would post a picture of my friend and his girlfriend, but you'd guys harass him

HE STOPPED THE GAY PEDO THING
when he stopped the anime video game thing

isn't that coincidental?

suddenly, after disposing of the ubiquitous metaphoric gaming chair and anime, he suddenly BECAME HETEROSEXUAL

and a happy relationship with a female

SURPRISE!!!!

and as I already stated:
he picked up the phone and called me
AND THANKED ME FOR RIDICULING HIM

"If it wasn't you I'd still be jacking off to anime"

he told me that while at a wine tasting with his girlfriend and her parents in Reno

how 'coincidental', huh?

let's just be honest...
anime is a FAGSHOW

cocopeat.... hmmmm

I'm gonna look into that

and I am NOT ANTI GAY

not at all

I'm anti SISSY
I'm anti 'adult males who fantasize about being a 4 year old girl, and admit being attracted to kids'

time to go feed some stray cats

be well

Mm

Don't feel too bad. He's known to do this. Just find a thread, hijack it, and spam incessantly. Here's some more of my work to help things get back on topic

Here's my current wip. I'm doing it as a commission for a friend and coworker. It's the first time I've drawn an animal, I usually stick to flowers. She loves it so far.

Wonderfuly psychadelic

Art is my Religion

Bought a cheap mirror and painted it with acryllic

You're one hell of a preacher then, because this is great! I love the hair and the way it contrasts the background and compliments the skin

thank u a lot

So cool