You will never understand the mind of an artist

And in case you're wondering, it's not exactly the longest anybody's ever seen.

But all the women tell me it's WIDE

I've actually heard the term coke can used more than once.

I figured you probably wanted to know

no matter how you slice a Snickers, it always comes up peanuts

And no matter how you slice a Logfag thread, It always comes up corn and peanuts

(He's the only one supplying original creative corn and peanuts in this entire God forsaken website)

IM THR PRESIDENT OF HIS FAN CLUB
If you want to be a car carrying member, you've got to come through me now

You will never fart from the butt of a flautist.

for a small fee, you can be a car carrying member of the log fag fan club

I understand your genius. And I want you to know that for the last 7 years I'm unable to hear or read the word log without seeing that jpg in my mind and thinking about the slidding in my throte.

Meds, Lolvis. NOW.

hin: even if The LOGFAG himself wants to join, and carry a car, I'm the president of his fan club

I paid the contractors to construct the light cabin on our property, but when I realized they used worthless WOOD?...

and I meant an AIRPLANE CABIN

I fired them and hired a few car carrying members instead

log cabin*

LOG is my CO-PILOT

hehe this is the only flight logs I want the us gov to release

hehe captains log

shit eat?

by the way, I'm not even joking a lil bit when I say I'd like to sell memberships to the fan club, for something nominal, like $10, send them an actual printed fan club card, and donate all the money to an animal welfare group somewhere

not joking AT ALL

even if only 20 people paid, that's still a blessing to the animals

either donate the money to a no-kill animal welfare group, OR...

use the money to make as many humans unhappy as possible

I had just been released from prison when I took that photo

I used PicsArts new 'enhance' feature, but it primarily sharpens any blurred areas. believe it or not, it didn't erase wrinkles or 'de-age' me.

God damn Ive aged a lot in those past 15 years.

I'll post the original later so you can see

fuck!!!

STOP WASTING YOUR YOUTH IN A GAMING CHAIR!!!!

ITS FLEETING
AND YOULL NEVER HAVE THE CHANCE AGAIN

GET OUT OF THAT STUPID CHAIR!!!!!!!

go out there and TAKE CRAZY RISKS

MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS

original 2010 un-'enhanced' version

just released from Ga Dept of Corrections
just met Kaitlyn, the real life Emo girl with the big Emo hair & makeup

GET OUT OF THAT STUPID FUCKING CHAIR!!!

you're going to wake up tomorrow and realize it's actually not tomorrow, it's FIFTEEN YEARS LATER

get ... out... of that chair

ssshhhhh.......
shush, now

Dont worry.... you'll get a small discount on your membership card

You will never understand the mind of an autist.

I'm an applaudist

bravo!

Marshmallow Sally™ much?

THE CHAIR.....
burn it
now

you sorry as excuse for a man

GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR

Once Upon a Time

there was a complete loser who appeared on another chan, wearing his mother's purple Mardi gras office party mask, calling himself KARL PURPLE™, and insisting everybody refer to him as 'our purple fuhrer'

no shit.....

SERIOUSLY... he expected everyone to call him 'our purple führer'

and he had crowned himself THE NEW HITLER™

he didn't last long.... I took care of KARL

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

never, ever ever never NEVER buy a 'memory foam' mattress

.....N .....E .....V ....E ....R

unless you enjoy trying to remove tiny pieces of broken fiberglass out of all of your clothes, bedding, carpet and skin for the next year

and if you have pets or children?
you should be sent to prison for buying one

PAY ATTENTION....

DO NOT.... NEVER

and yes he had donkeys and peacocks and horses and dogs and cats and chickens

that's why when Michael Jackson was emulating and idolizing him by calling his home Neverland, he also filled it with animals

he was obsessed with Elvis

no one reads your posts, you're ranting to no one you autistic lolcow

I'm not going to be here much longer, btw

you told me meds
so I ordered a fentanyl pill

No, nigger. See a psychiatrist and get on medication for you mania/manic episodes.

idiot

IM TALKING TO ME...

IM ENTERTAINING "ME"

YOU are NOT my audience

You literally just can't figure it out, can you?

I've been doing THIS ...

THIS ...... EGG ZACK LEE LIKE THIS
since before you were born

McDonald's needs you, bro

LOL if you'll give me a moment

I'll explain something for you
regarding my EXTENSIVE studies in psychology, internal medicine and pharmacology (psychiatry is the combo of psychology and internal medicine)

and my vast history with MEDICAL MANAGEMENT of hypomania

not mania....
I'm NEVER in mania
although to an uninitiated amateur, they may PERVIEVE hypomania as mania

nope

I am going to TEACH YOU...

you're not stupid
you'll learn quickly
especially the way I teach
you'll see

gimme a min I'm helping Wendy for a second

you're about to LEARN
so you don't have to look uninformed anymore

be patient sally

I hope "helping Wendy" is code for taking your meds.

same goes to engineers. you will never understand their mind and how does their buildings work. if you ask them, they'll say "it works, and you shouldn't give a fuck how."

actually I'm selling one
try Arby's, too.... they're also hiring

it WAS indeed code, yes
but a customer is taking the meds

I have an addendum attached to my medical records that I am NOT to receive ANY psych meds at all.... none

I'll explain why in a minute.
Kevin will be here soon

that's our old place where I painted the Aphrodite statue mural in my staircase

okay so ....

okay I have dealt with several psychiatrists (they prescribe medicine, not psychologists) and I've met several COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOTS

sure, they got degrees, but they DID NOT understand it fully. they lacked the 'looking from the inside out' perspective, had become jaded and judgmental, but even worse, they had allowed themselves to become part of the pharmaceutical representative 'golf trip at Hilton Head for every 5,000 units sold' gristmill

pushing psychiatric medication

But I've read every single page of the DSM, several times, the Bible psychiatrists must follow, or lose their license, and I've studied internal medicine and pharmacology extensively, so I had the same basic understanding as these doctors, but I had something they could never have:

INSIDERS PERSPECTIVE

because I was inside the fish tank looking out, whereas they were outside the fish tank looking down their nose

But I complied with their medical regimens

I was fully compliant....

to be continued

this thread

everybody's seen the television commercials before:

"in the event of a painful erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately, to prevent permanent injury"

It's called PRIAPISM ™

the venous glands that lock the blood in place in the two chambers become permanently locked, and the blood in your erection begins to coagulate, and the tissue of your penis begins NECROTIZING

the 'permanent injury' they mention in the warning is AMPUTATION OF YOUR PENIS

they will literally amputate your fucking penis...

(or, Even if they don't amputate the penis, you can still permanently lose the ability to ever achieve an erection again)

IT'S NOT A JOKE..
although every time I explain this story to guys, they always say the same unoriginal thing, (though they think it's completely original)

"I wish that would happen to me!"

lol and I tell them
" I wish you would happen to you as well, because it feels like a Mexican landscaper trying to cut his way out of your penis with a red hot chainsaw"

ITS EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL
on a level you can't even begin to imagine

PRIAPISM:
when I complied with their recommended medical management, I got priapism

and I had to have emergency surgery...

to be continued

(I told you I was going to teach you today, didn't I?.. You're not stupid... be patient, because you're about to learn much more than you ever dreamed)

I see you forgot to finish the sentence

This thread

is probably going to be one of the best threads you've ever seen in your entire goddamn fucking life

So shut the fuck up

DO NOT EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN

PAY ATTENTION:

you're in for quite a tale
and it's all 100% true

"I wish that would happen too ME!!"

(every single time, every single goddamn time... That's exactly what guys say)

PAY ATTENTION:

lol no

Dr Fulgosi was the surgeon who performed the emergency priapism surgery on me that first time...

And yes... I said FIRST time

because even though the medication gave me priapism, I continued COMPLYING WITH THE STUPID DOCTORS

let me explain the logistics of the first priapism surgery, because I know you're going to enjoy it.

they cut incisions into my penis head, and went straight down into the two chambers, and had to do a basic D&C (abortion lingo) to scrape out all of the thick black coagulated blood.

amazingly enough, although it looked like my dick head gotten in a fight with a Mexican gang members switchblade, It did not affect my ability to achieve correction

That was the FIRST priapism surgery...

I continued taking a medication, and KABOOM It happened again!!!

on the second surgery, they actually 'frankensteined' (Dr Frankenstein removed the top of the monsters skull cap) My penis, removing the head of my penis leaving it attached halfway, folded back like a flap, and went down into my dick and performed the DNC procedure on the two chambers that create an erection

a much more aggressive surgery by a different surgeon, a completely different technique

yet I was still able to achieve an erection

SO THE IDIOT PSYCHIATRIST CHANGED MY PRESCRIPTION AND TOLD ME TO TAKE A DIFFERENT ATYPICAL ANTIPSYCHOTIC

(Even though my hypomania wasn't negatively affecting my life)

I could have told him "I've made a lot of money with my hypomania, and it's not negatively affecting my life, so I don't want the medicine"

..... BUT I COMPLIED.....

I.... COMPLIED.....
I wasn't being rebellious
I was being a good boy

I COMPLIED...
BUT THE SECOND MEDICATION GAVE ME PRIAPISM AGAIN

You're a terrible liar...

You're a good guy, and a smart fellow
But you're a terrible liar

removing the head of my penis leaving it attached halfway, folded back like a flap,

haha like a pez dispenser? PEZ PENIS PEZ PENIS

PEZNIS!!!

no but seriously that sounds awfuly and I'm glad that never happened to me, hope it never does. I can't think of anything worse but surely they could put you on different medications that don't cause priapism?

I've made a lot of money with my hypomania,

How so?

switched psychiatrists, explained the situation with the priapism and atypical antipsychotics

(It's important to know I've had three amazing psychiatrists tell me I have the most unique and profound case of hypomania they've ever seen in their careers, because I Never reach full mania, but I also NEVER VACILLATE BETWEEN DEPRESSION AND MANIA

literally never get depressed

I'm always full throttle 100% just like this
always. 24 hours a day
since I was 6 years old
(hypomania usually doesn't manifest until around the age of 17 or up to the age of 21 even)

at 6 years old, I suddenly couldn't sleep anymore so I stayed awake for days and taught myself how to play piano and paint and draw

they told me I had THE MOST UNIQUE PRONOUNCED CASE OF HYPOMANIA IN THEIR ENTIRE CAREER

So I switched psychiatrist and He prescribed me a different medication, LITHIUM

lithium is the gold standard..
obviously you've studied internal medicine and pharmacology just like me

So of course you realize The mechanism of action regarding lithium carbonate, and how effective it is

and although lithium did not cause priapism, it had absolutely NO EFFECT ON MY HYPOMANIA WHATSOEVER

But something even worse than pryophism perhaps?

"HE CALL THAT MINI PARKINSON'S"
That's what his nurse told me when I explained the lithium had made my hands shake uncontrollably

"AND IT'S IRREVERSIBLE"

they knew I was an illustrator
they could have at least told me beforehand

"lithium will make your hands shake so bad you'll struggle to draw"

" And it's irreversible"
his nurses name was Rhonda
Rhonda said it with a smile on her face
" And it's irreversible"

almost as if I was supposed to smile with her

I immediately found a different psychiatrist

PEZ

That's actually the perfect analogy, sir!

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT!!!
from now on, that's how I'm going to describe it

I never thought of it that way before
brilliant

I would find a nightclub or restaurant that was opening soon

walk in the door, unannounced
find the owner
look him in the eye, shake his hand and tell him
"I'm the guy who's paying your murals"

"what murals?"

" I thought you'd never ask"

Elvis much?

when they realized lithium had given me "mini Parkinson's", they switched me to another drug

(I didn't actually NEED the medicine . but unlike a lot of patients I FULLY COMPLIED)

and yep... you guessed it

PRIAPISM AGAIN!!!

so they switched meds
and PRIAPISM AGAIN!!

in fact, I underwent FOURTEEN PRIAPISM SURGERIES

F O U R T E E N . . . . .

the different surgeons did all of the different techniques, sometimes using HUGE SYRINGES (The metal needle part was like a drinking straw) to Go in through the side of my dick to evacuate the occluded chambers)

they did all kinds of different techniques

FOURTEEN TIMES!!!!!!!!

(and miraculously, I never lost my ability to get an erection)

by the way, this story is absolutely 100% true

I think you're beginning to get a much better picture of what you're dealing with when you tell me 'You need to take meds to control your mania'

and the funniest part?
I DON'T HAVE MANIA

I'm 'beneath mania'

HYPO

to be continued

Does your peznis have a lot of gnarly scars on it now? Post pic?

FINALLY.... having given up on doctors, out of frustration and lack of options, one day I RANDOMLY PICKED A PSYCHIATRIST... just like throwing a dart at a wall map while blindfolded

when I went for my first office visit, I was somewhat dismayed because he was a fat black guy.

an old black dude.. IN A WHEELCHAIR

and even more off-putting? after introducing myself, I discovered HE COULD BARELY TALK

HE HAD SUFFERED A STROKE AND LOST MOST OF HIS ABILITY TO SPEAK

You had to really listen carefully to even understand what he was struggling to say

Guess what?....
HE WAS ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!

DOCTOR BLUNT

THE SMARTEST COOLEST PSYCHIATRIST I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE!!!!!

He was actually a brain surgeon (So was my uncle) and he taught neurosurgery as well, until he suffered a massive stroke

He was no longer able to perform brain surgery, but he had several degrees, including psychology, so he simply became a psychiatrist

THE MOST INTELLIGENT, BRILLIANT, MAGNIFICENT, ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS PSYCHIATRIST I'VE EVER MET

haha your life is total shit

AGAIN: Dr Blount (actual spelling, But of course I like to spell it BLUNT because I still enjoy weed) was a big round fat gray-headed black guy in a wheelchair who struggled to speak

And I instantly fell in love with this guy
He was impossible not to like
that he had faced such adversity
MADE ME LIKE HIM EVEN MORE

that he was still practicing
after experiencing such a massive setback MADE ME RESPECT HIM SO MUCH

And as I would listen to his struggled speech, the words he told me were ACTUALLY WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED:

"none of those medications works anyway. I'm going to make a notation on your records that you are never allowed to touch any of those medicines again"

and then he told me what I'd been explaining all along:
"YOU DONT NEED MEDICINE, ANYWAY"

to be continued

I can live with that
with a big smile on my face
pipsqueak

If you open the PDR, physicians desk reference, and look at those atypical antipsychotics, you'll see a little disclaimer in tiny print underneath:

"at the current time, the physiological action of this drug is not known"

THEY DONT KNOW HOW THOSE DRUGS WORK

THEY DONT KNOW "IF" THOSE DRUGS WORK

THEY... DONT... CARE IF IT WORKS

they are making billions and billions and billions

Why would they care?

they don't know how tylenol works either, you want them to ban tylenol?

So when I see somebody with limited knowledge regarding pharmacology, internal medicine or psychology... And I see them offering their sagely advice:

"You should take meds for your mania"

lol....
ahhhhh.... to be young and naive again
it must be nice...

funny you'd mention that...
because you are correct!

back, it's the basis of the pharmaceutical industry, selling medications that they don't actually know the mechanism of action, completely

But they're still selling it
The FDA allowing streamlining
for the approval of drugs

these days they figure go ahead and make your money and you can always recall it later

however:
although they did not know the full mechanism of action of acetaminophen, you are also well aware THEY CERTAINLY KNEW THE TOXIC SIDE EFFECTS

THEY KNEW ALL ABOUT THE LIVER DAMAGE

(and only very recently, it has been discovered that ACETAMINOPHEN IS MUCH, MUCH, MUCH MORE TOXIC THAN THEY EVER ADMITTED)

in fact, now doctors are recommending do not take acetaminophen unless absolutely necessary

(opioids are for bone pain specifically, not soft tissue pain. acetaminophen works by landing on opioid receptors, and in double-blind tests, has been shown to have more efficacy for bone pain than opioids)

So now doctors are beginning to realize
DO NOT TAKE TYLENOL
unless you have a broken bone
(cracked teeth are also included)

You are indeed correct when you stated

THEY'VE BEEN PUSHING MEDICINE ON US THIS ENTIRE TIME, NOT KNOWING EXACTLY HOW THE FUCK IT WORKS

OR IF IT WORKS

because?... drum roll please
THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT

I do NOT have mania

It may appear as if I do to the uninitiated bystander, but that's not correct...

I have HYPOMANIA

But my case of hypomania is UNIQUE

quite literally one of the most unusual cases Dr blunt has ever seen, along with Dr Ray McCard and another brilliant psychiatrist who assessed me

I never NEVER get depressed
Even when my mother died
unlike bipolar, I never vacillate back and forth between depression and mania

I never experience full-blown mania
I'm actually 'skimming the surface' soaring directly beneath the surface of mania

yet never actually experiencing full blown mania

and unlike other people, I don't rapid cycle
(the term rapid cycling is somewhat deceptive, because it can last for months or even over the course of a year or two) but I NEVER cycle

I'm always LIKE THIS..... THIS ...
I've been egg zack lee like THIS
everyday since I was 6 years old

full throttle
I'm not 'mad'
I'm not 'angry'
I'm not 'manic'

nope.... I'm simply EXTREME

I'm FULL THROTTLE from the minute I wake up until the minute I fall asleep

exactly like this
nothing has triggered me
nobody's pissing me off
I am not in a state of 'reaction' to anybody's comments
this is ME

and THATS exactly why Dr blunt said "you don't need medicine anyway"

because I'm not psychotic
I am NOT in a state of psychosis at all

THIS IS NOT PSYCHOSIS

You're simply dealing with something you're not familiar with:

a tornado...................

I'm a mother fucking TORNADO
But I know exactly who and what I am
I know exactly who and what I am not
I experiencing any psychotic symptomology, whatsoever

I just DO THINGS REALLY FAST
I just DO THINGS REALLY HARD
I just DO THINGS RELENTLESSLY
LIKE A FUCKING JACKHAMMER

UNTIL PEOPLE FINALLY BREAK DOWN

what your witnessing is a tornado

Not psychosis

I generate AI art so I have the mind of an artist

I think I might try to figure out why my speech to text has suddenly started missing entire words or even two or three words at a time which doesn't make any sense

because I just clearly spoke the words
"I am not experiencing any psychotic symptomology, whatsoever"

But for some reason, speech to text totally omitted AM NOT

maybe if I wipe the cache and update the keyboard settings

log fag doesn't fuck around with AI bullshit

I mean, of course he's fucked around with it before.. But that's not what he uses for his graphics

He creates his graphics manually

And he's actually EXTREMELY TALENTED AND SMART

He's fucking brilliant...
But there's no reason for him to create a masterpiece

to get under your skin, bitch

He absolutely unequivocally positively and wholeheartedly has the mind of a brilliant artist

But that's not all...
He's not limited to the mind of an artist

He's got a lot of talents you would never even guess

Right now, he's not the one complaining about you...

You're not the one that got under his skin, sassypants

Have you ever stopped and looked at yourself?

log fag didn't just get under his skin, he slid rite in, under his skin and down his throte, eyes watering as his tastebuds came alive with a joy they'd never before tasted.

I'm a professional illustrator by trade, and although I actually HATE artificial intelligence graphics....

I'm currently working with them
(I'm definitely not the best at developing prompts, admittedly still learning)

I hate the 'too perfect' aspect of AI graphics

But I'm using it anyway, because I've decided to finally finish a project I've been working on since I was 11 years old.

and for some reason, AI seems like the perfect reason to go ahead and wrap it up

(cartoon I developed when I was 11 years old, about an Elvis Presley type celebrity who secretly saved the world like James Bond after his concerts, and the world has no idea they almost died)

I finally developed the final spoke in the wheel for my story: The name of the celebrity

instead of Elvis, I'm going to call the 'Superstar celebrity' LOLvis™

and just like James Bond, he's secretly the world's greatest secret agent, back in the '90s I was working on the story and I came up with US SNEAKY SERVICE™ is the intelligence agency

If I finally wrap this up within the next year, it will be a 50-year long project

lol

But then again, I may very well decide FUCK IT, because I do creative projects TO KEEP MYSELF ENTERTAINED

NOT TO ENTERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE

But yeah, I can't stand AI art
But I'm using it anyway

The truth of the matter is:
LOGFAG a better artist than me
I can draw much better than him with my hands

But when it comes to digital graphics, he actually CARES about little details, whereas I don't give a fuck, and I think it's acceptable to post in perfect graphics, as long as the viewer can still 'get the punchline '

speaking of punchlines:
It would be so much fun to snort a line of ketamine and punch you in the larynx

Yes sir. today's the day I try and finally resolve the speech to text issue

I don't mind typos

But it bothers me when THREE OR FOUR WORDS ARE SIMPLY MISSING FOR NO REASON

imperfect* not "in perfect"

LOLgfag

FYI:

diamonds are forever is THE best James Bond movie out of the entire fucking series.

in the earlier bond films, he was simply too young to have been so worldly. in diamonds are forever, he had finally reached the perfect distinguished age, with just the right amount of gray at his temples, you can literally smell his cologne and Martini watching the film

OUTSTANDING!!!
youtu.be/O03Leb-5wRo?si=y3XZET8X_nhiOa17

I'm currently using AI to try to build the headquarters of the evil specter organization

like Dr evil's headquarters in Austin Powers

The Large interior, with concrete architecture and giant maps of the world with clocks featuring all the different time zones

nobody ever asked me if the mini Parkinson's ever went away after taking the lithium as they prescribed him

IT DIDNT
My hands shake terribly, and it's a struggle to draw with a pen anymore, but I still do it

I doubt you're a professional illustrator

so from the perspective of an actual ARTIST.....

I can assure you
LOGFAG enjoys sliding lots down his throte

GOD DAMMIT!!!

I TYPED THAT!!!

AND IT STILL GAVE ME AUTOINCORRECT TYPOS

"as an artist, I can assure you... LOGFAG enjoys SLIDDING* LOGS* down his throte"

(I use speech to text because lithium gave me a CNS condition where my hands struggle and shake)

...... I told you I was going to teach you a lot more than you ever thought you'd learned today

meds?........ hahaha

this 'throwaway' thread will be deleted and loan forgotten soon, and afterwards, only the tiny handful of humans who read it will actually know the real story about speak to text and mania and "why are you so angry?"

hahahahaha

I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!

I LOVE THE WAY THEY THINK THEY HATE ME

now THATS entertainment, motherfucker!

When you go to pee and you hold you penis do your shakey hands feel like your jerkin' it?

I'm new here. what's the deal with the guy who eats shit?

Is that you? The fella in the background has a gaming chair

when I pee, it takes all 10 fingers just to plug all the priapism surgery holes. otherwise I'm like one of those goddamn yard sprinkler things

The walls, the ceilings... It's pandemonium

yeah that's my old roommate. Right there, he was actually DMing with some guy up in Rhode Island, chiseling a job description for himself, a job that didn't even exist yet.

Not long after that photo was taken, he packed up all of his things and did something most men would be too terrified to attempt:

...........................GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!

take risks... ask what other people won't ask... say what other people won't say...

be assertive... be self-confident...

carve out your own unique niche
blindly, jumping out without a parachute

basically, walking in the door, introducing yourself, and "hiring yourself"... instead of asking them to hire you. hiring yourself

GOING FOR IT.............

It worked out pretty well for my ex roommate. Not only did he get the job, but there was a significant pay raise lol hahaha

HAHAHAHA

lmfao surely you jest!! That would be rather funny to see, though.

Did he take the gamer chair with him or do you have it now?

...... yep...

there was a sudden pay raise

He earned that goddamn gaming chair

(I'm going to start crunching down a little bit on my project and try to knock as much of it out as possible, then organize it afterwards. I promise If I ever finish it, I'm going to show it to you, and I'm pretty sure you'll get a kick out of it)

It turns out Elvis had a weird fixation with cops and federal agents and shit like that, plus he was completely fucking insane, so in his bizarre world, it wasn't even a big deal when he showed up unannounced at the White House, asking Richard Nixon to make him a federal secret agent...

And Nixon and all of his aids realized Elvis was COMPLETELY FUCKED UP ON DRUGS... He was SOOOOO high... lol

lmfao !!! wasted..... WASTED IN DOPE ...
standing in the oval office with Richard Nixon

(Elvis was actually WEARING A CAPE!!!)
He wore a mother fucking CAPE!! hahaha

And he had several guns on his possession, his ankle, his hip and I think under his armpit, and all of his bodyguards were armed as well

But when I was 11 years old, I didn't even realize all of that shit

I came up with my comic book idea just from the top of my head, not even realizing Elvis had a fixation with being a secret agent

And there's that cartoon show AGENT KING
or whatever it's called... agent Elvis. what is it called?

It's actually MY FUCKING IDEA
decades after I developed the idea
But I came up with the idea off the top of my head

whereas the project AGENT KING is based on actual facts about Elvis

That animated cartoon show is based on true facts, because I didn't even realize, coincidentally enough, the entire 'James Bond goes undercover as a superstar' idea was actually SOMEWHAT TRUE!!!!!

(Elvis actually did participate in a drug task force raid in Denver Colorado. He was insane, and he wanted to be a superhero)

I'm somewhat insane, as well... So I think it would be super and heroic of me to finally finish up my project, 50 years after developing the idea

did you know Elvis Presley was uncircumcised, and he was also listed in the 'book of lists' as 'having more sex than any other human', based on the fact that he developed a pattern:

his bodyguards would usher THIRTY FIVE WOMEN into his bedroom at a time.

35..... like a revolving door...
in groups of 35....
at any given moment, there would be at least 150 women at the front gate waiting

But Elvis always complained to his bodyguards about his foreskin ripping

100% true... Elvis was very self-conscious about being uncircumcised, because he considered it to be a sign of low class, because it was "white trash" country folk who couldn't afford to get their kids circumcised... He always wanted to have the foreskin surgically removed, but he was actually SCARED.... which is really weird, because he used to injure himself intentionally just to get extra drugs from doctors. One time he took a blade and literally dug a plug of tissue out of his foot, literally digging a hole in his foot, just to make a doctor give him some more pain medicine in a city where he didn't have a connection with the doctors yet.

But he was terrified of having his foreskin removed.

So he never did.

also, Elvis always referred to his penis as "LIL' ELVIS," when talking about ripping his foreskin with his bodyguards

"my boy, my boy, that girl last night? she ripped Little Elvis's foreskin apart so bad!"

And that's exactly where SNL got the "TINY ELVIS" skit from, although it was actually nothing more than a cheap imitation of WILL SASSO'S mad TV Elvis parodies

youtu.be/yYEWwVgFIcg?si=roL4mC3vnLVANPwr

Rob Schneider is a huge Elvis fan.. Who would have ever guessed? Kevin nealon? A gigantic Elvis fan!.. Who would have ever guessed?

Will Sasso from mad TV?... Who would have ever guessed how much he loves Elvis?....

gee.... It's almost like some kind of phenomenon, or something....

pay attention to this brief clip
because I'm about to play another video
And this is the precursor
This is where Will sasso got his idea

youtu.be/laszdRd6AJ8?si=-VHrQVjaKIT_jG9h

(Elvis was absolutely fucking amazing)

I'm not even sure if he was actually a human

I actually wonder if he might have been an alien or something

because... oh my God...
He's unlike anything or anybody
there's something supernatural about it

Even with all of its tragedy and self-destruction, his story is FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

The entire fucking world LOVED HIM!!
of course he went crazy
So would you in those circumstances

It made him go crazy

WOW!!!

that's an awful lot of women. Did they havee to pass some kidna disease test first to make sure ol' elvis and lil elvis weren't catching any nasties from them?

Also i gotta wonder just how rough they were getting that it caused ripping to his foreskin. what on EARTH were they doing in that bedroom.

mental illness lulz