You will never understand the mind of an artist

You will never understand the mind of an artist.

True shit, busta
youtube.com/watch?v=3u4tBNfSaEk

Your fortune: Bad Luck

It's an abstract kind of hell, ain't it? To see the world in unique, innovative ways yet be cursed to never be able to convey your thoughts to others? I think about killing myself daily.

ah yes truly you are among the greatest artists of history for making minor edits to the same fucking picture of a third rate rock star for a decade logfag definitely dont kys or anything

Pills must be taken, E, not forsaken.

on August 16th 2013, I was being paid to provide security for a brothel in Atlanta, a literal WHOREHOUSE run by Sicilian La Costa Nostra (not joking) on Cheshire Bridge road, in Buckhead.

when I took that photo of the front 'waiting area' inside the building, I had been awake for 3 days, and I had just spent the entire evening fucking the shit out of a thin, small-breasted, very pretty and very sweet girl name Brandi.

she was in the back of the building taking a shower when I stretched out on the sofa in the waiting area and realized The owners would be there within an hour.

If this story sounds far fetched, what with Sicilian organized crime, prostitution, staying awake for days and fucking (Brandi was the owner's son's girlfriend) her all night, You would be correct, because it indeed does sound far fetched.

however, it's absolutely 100% true

completely true
I didn't realize I was about to meet Kirsten, the German artist girl...

I didn't realize after Kirsten, my current wife was going to enter my life.

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING...
Your mother wants you out of her house

You're not helping her with bills
You don't even clean up after yourself

GET A FUCKING JOB, BUM!!

You're never going to experience ANYTHING worthwhile in that stupid chair of yours.

BURGER KING IS ALSO HIRING

by the way .... thank you

You're the first person I got to be honest with today

I love being honest
speaking of which...
Your mother realizes you're not attracted to females

If you were straight, she would have known it a long time ago, even when you were just a little boy, because you didn't behave like the other boys.

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME, SALLY

in actuality, I'll simply nevermind the understanding of artists

That red wall tile looks like the restroom in an Arby's

Arby's is hiring, Sally

hehe this is the only flight logs I want the us gov to release

hehe captains log

shit eat?

by the way, I'm not even joking a lil bit when I say I'd like to sell memberships to the fan club, for something nominal, like $10, send them an actual printed fan club card, and donate all the money to an animal welfare group somewhere

not joking AT ALL

even if only 20 people paid, that's still a blessing to the animals

either donate the money to a no-kill animal welfare group, OR...

use the money to make as many humans unhappy as possible

I had just been released from prison when I took that photo

I used PicsArts new 'enhance' feature, but it primarily sharpens any blurred areas. believe it or not, it didn't erase wrinkles or 'de-age' me.

God damn Ive aged a lot in those past 15 years.

I'll post the original later so you can see

fuck!!!

STOP WASTING YOUR YOUTH IN A GAMING CHAIR!!!!

ITS FLEETING
AND YOULL NEVER HAVE THE CHANCE AGAIN

GET OUT OF THAT STUPID CHAIR!!!!!!!

go out there and TAKE CRAZY RISKS

MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS

original 2010 un-'enhanced' version

just released from Ga Dept of Corrections
just met Kaitlyn, the real life Emo girl with the big Emo hair & makeup

GET OUT OF THAT STUPID FUCKING CHAIR!!!

you're going to wake up tomorrow and realize it's actually not tomorrow, it's FIFTEEN YEARS LATER

get ... out... of that chair

ssshhhhh.......
shush, now

Dont worry.... you'll get a small discount on your membership card

You will never understand the mind of an autist.

I'm an applaudist

bravo!

Marshmallow Sally™ much?

THE CHAIR.....
burn it
now

you sorry as excuse for a man

GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR

Once Upon a Time

there was a complete loser who appeared on another chan, wearing his mother's purple Mardi gras office party mask, calling himself KARL PURPLE™, and insisting everybody refer to him as 'our purple fuhrer'

no shit.....

SERIOUSLY... he expected everyone to call him 'our purple führer'

and he had crowned himself THE NEW HITLER™

he didn't last long.... I took care of KARL

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

never, ever ever never NEVER buy a 'memory foam' mattress

.....N .....E .....V ....E ....R

unless you enjoy trying to remove tiny pieces of broken fiberglass out of all of your clothes, bedding, carpet and skin for the next year

and if you have pets or children?
you should be sent to prison for buying one

PAY ATTENTION....

DO NOT.... NEVER

and yes he had donkeys and peacocks and horses and dogs and cats and chickens

that's why when Michael Jackson was emulating and idolizing him by calling his home Neverland, he also filled it with animals

he was obsessed with Elvis

no one reads your posts, you're ranting to no one you autistic lolcow

I'm not going to be here much longer, btw

you told me meds
so I ordered a fentanyl pill

No, nigger. See a psychiatrist and get on medication for you mania/manic episodes.

idiot

IM TALKING TO ME...

IM ENTERTAINING "ME"

YOU are NOT my audience

You literally just can't figure it out, can you?

I've been doing THIS ...

THIS ...... EGG ZACK LEE LIKE THIS
since before you were born

McDonald's needs you, bro

LOL if you'll give me a moment

I'll explain something for you
regarding my EXTENSIVE studies in psychology, internal medicine and pharmacology (psychiatry is the combo of psychology and internal medicine)

and my vast history with MEDICAL MANAGEMENT of hypomania

not mania....
I'm NEVER in mania
although to an uninitiated amateur, they may PERVIEVE hypomania as mania

nope

I am going to TEACH YOU...

you're not stupid
you'll learn quickly
especially the way I teach
you'll see

gimme a min I'm helping Wendy for a second

you're about to LEARN
so you don't have to look uninformed anymore

be patient sally

I hope "helping Wendy" is code for taking your meds.

same goes to engineers. you will never understand their mind and how does their buildings work. if you ask them, they'll say "it works, and you shouldn't give a fuck how."

actually I'm selling one
try Arby's, too.... they're also hiring

it WAS indeed code, yes
but a customer is taking the meds

I have an addendum attached to my medical records that I am NOT to receive ANY psych meds at all.... none

I'll explain why in a minute.
Kevin will be here soon

that's our old place where I painted the Aphrodite statue mural in my staircase

okay so ....

okay I have dealt with several psychiatrists (they prescribe medicine, not psychologists) and I've met several COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOTS

sure, they got degrees, but they DID NOT understand it fully. they lacked the 'looking from the inside out' perspective, had become jaded and judgmental, but even worse, they had allowed themselves to become part of the pharmaceutical representative 'golf trip at Hilton Head for every 5,000 units sold' gristmill

pushing psychiatric medication

But I've read every single page of the DSM, several times, the Bible psychiatrists must follow, or lose their license, and I've studied internal medicine and pharmacology extensively, so I had the same basic understanding as these doctors, but I had something they could never have:

INSIDERS PERSPECTIVE

because I was inside the fish tank looking out, whereas they were outside the fish tank looking down their nose

But I complied with their medical regimens

I was fully compliant....

to be continued

this thread

everybody's seen the television commercials before:

"in the event of a painful erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately, to prevent permanent injury"

It's called PRIAPISM ™

the venous glands that lock the blood in place in the two chambers become permanently locked, and the blood in your erection begins to coagulate, and the tissue of your penis begins NECROTIZING

the 'permanent injury' they mention in the warning is AMPUTATION OF YOUR PENIS

they will literally amputate your fucking penis...

(or, Even if they don't amputate the penis, you can still permanently lose the ability to ever achieve an erection again)

IT'S NOT A JOKE..
although every time I explain this story to guys, they always say the same unoriginal thing, (though they think it's completely original)

"I wish that would happen to me!"

lol and I tell them
" I wish you would happen to you as well, because it feels like a Mexican landscaper trying to cut his way out of your penis with a red hot chainsaw"

ITS EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL
on a level you can't even begin to imagine

PRIAPISM:
when I complied with their recommended medical management, I got priapism

and I had to have emergency surgery...

to be continued

(I told you I was going to teach you today, didn't I?.. You're not stupid... be patient, because you're about to learn much more than you ever dreamed)

I see you forgot to finish the sentence

This thread

is probably going to be one of the best threads you've ever seen in your entire goddamn fucking life

So shut the fuck up

DO NOT EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN

PAY ATTENTION:

you're in for quite a tale
and it's all 100% true

"I wish that would happen too ME!!"

(every single time, every single goddamn time... That's exactly what guys say)

PAY ATTENTION:

lol no

Dr Fulgosi was the surgeon who performed the emergency priapism surgery on me that first time...

And yes... I said FIRST time

because even though the medication gave me priapism, I continued COMPLYING WITH THE STUPID DOCTORS

let me explain the logistics of the first priapism surgery, because I know you're going to enjoy it.

they cut incisions into my penis head, and went straight down into the two chambers, and had to do a basic D&C (abortion lingo) to scrape out all of the thick black coagulated blood.

amazingly enough, although it looked like my dick head gotten in a fight with a Mexican gang members switchblade, It did not affect my ability to achieve correction

That was the FIRST priapism surgery...

I continued taking a medication, and KABOOM It happened again!!!

on the second surgery, they actually 'frankensteined' (Dr Frankenstein removed the top of the monsters skull cap) My penis, removing the head of my penis leaving it attached halfway, folded back like a flap, and went down into my dick and performed the DNC procedure on the two chambers that create an erection

a much more aggressive surgery by a different surgeon, a completely different technique

yet I was still able to achieve an erection

SO THE IDIOT PSYCHIATRIST CHANGED MY PRESCRIPTION AND TOLD ME TO TAKE A DIFFERENT ATYPICAL ANTIPSYCHOTIC

(Even though my hypomania wasn't negatively affecting my life)

I could have told him "I've made a lot of money with my hypomania, and it's not negatively affecting my life, so I don't want the medicine"

..... BUT I COMPLIED.....

I.... COMPLIED.....
I wasn't being rebellious
I was being a good boy

I COMPLIED...
BUT THE SECOND MEDICATION GAVE ME PRIAPISM AGAIN

You're a terrible liar...

You're a good guy, and a smart fellow
But you're a terrible liar

removing the head of my penis leaving it attached halfway, folded back like a flap,

haha like a pez dispenser? PEZ PENIS PEZ PENIS

PEZNIS!!!

no but seriously that sounds awfuly and I'm glad that never happened to me, hope it never does. I can't think of anything worse but surely they could put you on different medications that don't cause priapism?

I've made a lot of money with my hypomania,

How so?

switched psychiatrists, explained the situation with the priapism and atypical antipsychotics

(It's important to know I've had three amazing psychiatrists tell me I have the most unique and profound case of hypomania they've ever seen in their careers, because I Never reach full mania, but I also NEVER VACILLATE BETWEEN DEPRESSION AND MANIA

literally never get depressed

I'm always full throttle 100% just like this
always. 24 hours a day
since I was 6 years old
(hypomania usually doesn't manifest until around the age of 17 or up to the age of 21 even)

at 6 years old, I suddenly couldn't sleep anymore so I stayed awake for days and taught myself how to play piano and paint and draw

they told me I had THE MOST UNIQUE PRONOUNCED CASE OF HYPOMANIA IN THEIR ENTIRE CAREER

So I switched psychiatrist and He prescribed me a different medication, LITHIUM

lithium is the gold standard..
obviously you've studied internal medicine and pharmacology just like me

So of course you realize The mechanism of action regarding lithium carbonate, and how effective it is

and although lithium did not cause priapism, it had absolutely NO EFFECT ON MY HYPOMANIA WHATSOEVER

But something even worse than pryophism perhaps?

"HE CALL THAT MINI PARKINSON'S"
That's what his nurse told me when I explained the lithium had made my hands shake uncontrollably

"AND IT'S IRREVERSIBLE"

they knew I was an illustrator
they could have at least told me beforehand

"lithium will make your hands shake so bad you'll struggle to draw"

" And it's irreversible"
his nurses name was Rhonda
Rhonda said it with a smile on her face
" And it's irreversible"

almost as if I was supposed to smile with her

I immediately found a different psychiatrist

PEZ

That's actually the perfect analogy, sir!

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT!!!
from now on, that's how I'm going to describe it

I never thought of it that way before
brilliant

I would find a nightclub or restaurant that was opening soon

walk in the door, unannounced
find the owner
look him in the eye, shake his hand and tell him
"I'm the guy who's paying your murals"

"what murals?"

" I thought you'd never ask"

Elvis much?

when they realized lithium had given me "mini Parkinson's", they switched me to another drug

(I didn't actually NEED the medicine . but unlike a lot of patients I FULLY COMPLIED)

and yep... you guessed it

PRIAPISM AGAIN!!!

so they switched meds
and PRIAPISM AGAIN!!

in fact, I underwent FOURTEEN PRIAPISM SURGERIES

F O U R T E E N . . . . .

the different surgeons did all of the different techniques, sometimes using HUGE SYRINGES (The metal needle part was like a drinking straw) to Go in through the side of my dick to evacuate the occluded chambers)

they did all kinds of different techniques

FOURTEEN TIMES!!!!!!!!

(and miraculously, I never lost my ability to get an erection)

by the way, this story is absolutely 100% true

I think you're beginning to get a much better picture of what you're dealing with when you tell me 'You need to take meds to control your mania'

and the funniest part?
I DON'T HAVE MANIA

I'm 'beneath mania'

HYPO

to be continued

Does your peznis have a lot of gnarly scars on it now? Post pic?

FINALLY.... having given up on doctors, out of frustration and lack of options, one day I RANDOMLY PICKED A PSYCHIATRIST... just like throwing a dart at a wall map while blindfolded

when I went for my first office visit, I was somewhat dismayed because he was a fat black guy.

an old black dude.. IN A WHEELCHAIR

and even more off-putting? after introducing myself, I discovered HE COULD BARELY TALK

HE HAD SUFFERED A STROKE AND LOST MOST OF HIS ABILITY TO SPEAK

You had to really listen carefully to even understand what he was struggling to say

Guess what?....
HE WAS ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!

DOCTOR BLUNT

THE SMARTEST COOLEST PSYCHIATRIST I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE!!!!!

He was actually a brain surgeon (So was my uncle) and he taught neurosurgery as well, until he suffered a massive stroke

He was no longer able to perform brain surgery, but he had several degrees, including psychology, so he simply became a psychiatrist

THE MOST INTELLIGENT, BRILLIANT, MAGNIFICENT, ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS PSYCHIATRIST I'VE EVER MET

haha your life is total shit

AGAIN: Dr Blount (actual spelling, But of course I like to spell it BLUNT because I still enjoy weed) was a big round fat gray-headed black guy in a wheelchair who struggled to speak

And I instantly fell in love with this guy
He was impossible not to like
that he had faced such adversity
MADE ME LIKE HIM EVEN MORE

that he was still practicing
after experiencing such a massive setback MADE ME RESPECT HIM SO MUCH

And as I would listen to his struggled speech, the words he told me were ACTUALLY WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED:

"none of those medications works anyway. I'm going to make a notation on your records that you are never allowed to touch any of those medicines again"

and then he told me what I'd been explaining all along:
"YOU DONT NEED MEDICINE, ANYWAY"

to be continued

I can live with that
with a big smile on my face
pipsqueak

If you open the PDR, physicians desk reference, and look at those atypical antipsychotics, you'll see a little disclaimer in tiny print underneath:

"at the current time, the physiological action of this drug is not known"

THEY DONT KNOW HOW THOSE DRUGS WORK

THEY DONT KNOW "IF" THOSE DRUGS WORK

THEY... DONT... CARE IF IT WORKS

they are making billions and billions and billions

Why would they care?

they don't know how tylenol works either, you want them to ban tylenol?

So when I see somebody with limited knowledge regarding pharmacology, internal medicine or psychology... And I see them offering their sagely advice:

"You should take meds for your mania"

lol....
ahhhhh.... to be young and naive again
it must be nice...

funny you'd mention that...
because you are correct!

back, it's the basis of the pharmaceutical industry, selling medications that they don't actually know the mechanism of action, completely

But they're still selling it
The FDA allowing streamlining
for the approval of drugs

these days they figure go ahead and make your money and you can always recall it later

however:
although they did not know the full mechanism of action of acetaminophen, you are also well aware THEY CERTAINLY KNEW THE TOXIC SIDE EFFECTS

THEY KNEW ALL ABOUT THE LIVER DAMAGE

(and only very recently, it has been discovered that ACETAMINOPHEN IS MUCH, MUCH, MUCH MORE TOXIC THAN THEY EVER ADMITTED)

in fact, now doctors are recommending do not take acetaminophen unless absolutely necessary

(opioids are for bone pain specifically, not soft tissue pain. acetaminophen works by landing on opioid receptors, and in double-blind tests, has been shown to have more efficacy for bone pain than opioids)

So now doctors are beginning to realize
DO NOT TAKE TYLENOL
unless you have a broken bone
(cracked teeth are also included)

You are indeed correct when you stated

THEY'VE BEEN PUSHING MEDICINE ON US THIS ENTIRE TIME, NOT KNOWING EXACTLY HOW THE FUCK IT WORKS

OR IF IT WORKS

because?... drum roll please
THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT

I do NOT have mania

It may appear as if I do to the uninitiated bystander, but that's not correct...

I have HYPOMANIA

But my case of hypomania is UNIQUE

quite literally one of the most unusual cases Dr blunt has ever seen, along with Dr Ray McCard and another brilliant psychiatrist who assessed me

I never NEVER get depressed
Even when my mother died
unlike bipolar, I never vacillate back and forth between depression and mania

I never experience full-blown mania
I'm actually 'skimming the surface' soaring directly beneath the surface of mania

yet never actually experiencing full blown mania

and unlike other people, I don't rapid cycle
(the term rapid cycling is somewhat deceptive, because it can last for months or even over the course of a year or two) but I NEVER cycle

I'm always LIKE THIS..... THIS ...
I've been egg zack lee like THIS
everyday since I was 6 years old

full throttle
I'm not 'mad'
I'm not 'angry'
I'm not 'manic'

nope.... I'm simply EXTREME

I'm FULL THROTTLE from the minute I wake up until the minute I fall asleep

exactly like this
nothing has triggered me
nobody's pissing me off
I am not in a state of 'reaction' to anybody's comments
this is ME

and THATS exactly why Dr blunt said "you don't need medicine anyway"

because I'm not psychotic
I am NOT in a state of psychosis at all

THIS IS NOT PSYCHOSIS

You're simply dealing with something you're not familiar with:

a tornado...................

I'm a mother fucking TORNADO
But I know exactly who and what I am
I know exactly who and what I am not
I experiencing any psychotic symptomology, whatsoever

I just DO THINGS REALLY FAST
I just DO THINGS REALLY HARD
I just DO THINGS RELENTLESSLY
LIKE A FUCKING JACKHAMMER

UNTIL PEOPLE FINALLY BREAK DOWN

what your witnessing is a tornado

Not psychosis

I generate AI art so I have the mind of an artist

I think I might try to figure out why my speech to text has suddenly started missing entire words or even two or three words at a time which doesn't make any sense

because I just clearly spoke the words
"I am not experiencing any psychotic symptomology, whatsoever"

But for some reason, speech to text totally omitted AM NOT

maybe if I wipe the cache and update the keyboard settings

log fag doesn't fuck around with AI bullshit

I mean, of course he's fucked around with it before.. But that's not what he uses for his graphics

He creates his graphics manually

And he's actually EXTREMELY TALENTED AND SMART

He's fucking brilliant...
But there's no reason for him to create a masterpiece

to get under your skin, bitch

He absolutely unequivocally positively and wholeheartedly has the mind of a brilliant artist

But that's not all...
He's not limited to the mind of an artist

He's got a lot of talents you would never even guess

Right now, he's not the one complaining about you...

You're not the one that got under his skin, sassypants

Have you ever stopped and looked at yourself?

log fag didn't just get under his skin, he slid rite in, under his skin and down his throte, eyes watering as his tastebuds came alive with a joy they'd never before tasted.

I'm a professional illustrator by trade, and although I actually HATE artificial intelligence graphics....

I'm currently working with them
(I'm definitely not the best at developing prompts, admittedly still learning)

I hate the 'too perfect' aspect of AI graphics

But I'm using it anyway, because I've decided to finally finish a project I've been working on since I was 11 years old.

and for some reason, AI seems like the perfect reason to go ahead and wrap it up

(cartoon I developed when I was 11 years old, about an Elvis Presley type celebrity who secretly saved the world like James Bond after his concerts, and the world has no idea they almost died)

I finally developed the final spoke in the wheel for my story: The name of the celebrity

instead of Elvis, I'm going to call the 'Superstar celebrity' LOLvis™

and just like James Bond, he's secretly the world's greatest secret agent, back in the '90s I was working on the story and I came up with US SNEAKY SERVICE™ is the intelligence agency

If I finally wrap this up within the next year, it will be a 50-year long project

lol

But then again, I may very well decide FUCK IT, because I do creative projects TO KEEP MYSELF ENTERTAINED

NOT TO ENTERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE

But yeah, I can't stand AI art
But I'm using it anyway

The truth of the matter is:
LOGFAG a better artist than me
I can draw much better than him with my hands

But when it comes to digital graphics, he actually CARES about little details, whereas I don't give a fuck, and I think it's acceptable to post in perfect graphics, as long as the viewer can still 'get the punchline '

speaking of punchlines:
It would be so much fun to snort a line of ketamine and punch you in the larynx

Yes sir. today's the day I try and finally resolve the speech to text issue

I don't mind typos

But it bothers me when THREE OR FOUR WORDS ARE SIMPLY MISSING FOR NO REASON

imperfect* not "in perfect"

LOLgfag

FYI:

diamonds are forever is THE best James Bond movie out of the entire fucking series.

in the earlier bond films, he was simply too young to have been so worldly. in diamonds are forever, he had finally reached the perfect distinguished age, with just the right amount of gray at his temples, you can literally smell his cologne and Martini watching the film

OUTSTANDING!!!
youtu.be/O03Leb-5wRo?si=y3XZET8X_nhiOa17

I'm currently using AI to try to build the headquarters of the evil specter organization

like Dr evil's headquarters in Austin Powers

The Large interior, with concrete architecture and giant maps of the world with clocks featuring all the different time zones

nobody ever asked me if the mini Parkinson's ever went away after taking the lithium as they prescribed him

IT DIDNT
My hands shake terribly, and it's a struggle to draw with a pen anymore, but I still do it

I doubt you're a professional illustrator

so from the perspective of an actual ARTIST.....

I can assure you
LOGFAG enjoys sliding lots down his throte

GOD DAMMIT!!!

I TYPED THAT!!!

AND IT STILL GAVE ME AUTOINCORRECT TYPOS

"as an artist, I can assure you... LOGFAG enjoys SLIDDING* LOGS* down his throte"

(I use speech to text because lithium gave me a CNS condition where my hands struggle and shake)

...... I told you I was going to teach you a lot more than you ever thought you'd learned today

meds?........ hahaha

this 'throwaway' thread will be deleted and loan forgotten soon, and afterwards, only the tiny handful of humans who read it will actually know the real story about speak to text and mania and "why are you so angry?"

hahahahaha

I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!

I LOVE THE WAY THEY THINK THEY HATE ME

now THATS entertainment, motherfucker!

When you go to pee and you hold you penis do your shakey hands feel like your jerkin' it?

I'm new here. what's the deal with the guy who eats shit?

Is that you? The fella in the background has a gaming chair

when I pee, it takes all 10 fingers just to plug all the priapism surgery holes. otherwise I'm like one of those goddamn yard sprinkler things

The walls, the ceilings... It's pandemonium

yeah that's my old roommate. Right there, he was actually DMing with some guy up in Rhode Island, chiseling a job description for himself, a job that didn't even exist yet.

Not long after that photo was taken, he packed up all of his things and did something most men would be too terrified to attempt:

...........................GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!

take risks... ask what other people won't ask... say what other people won't say...

be assertive... be self-confident...

carve out your own unique niche
blindly, jumping out without a parachute

basically, walking in the door, introducing yourself, and "hiring yourself"... instead of asking them to hire you. hiring yourself

GOING FOR IT.............

It worked out pretty well for my ex roommate. Not only did he get the job, but there was a significant pay raise lol hahaha

HAHAHAHA

lmfao surely you jest!! That would be rather funny to see, though.

Did he take the gamer chair with him or do you have it now?

...... yep...

there was a sudden pay raise

He earned that goddamn gaming chair

(I'm going to start crunching down a little bit on my project and try to knock as much of it out as possible, then organize it afterwards. I promise If I ever finish it, I'm going to show it to you, and I'm pretty sure you'll get a kick out of it)

It turns out Elvis had a weird fixation with cops and federal agents and shit like that, plus he was completely fucking insane, so in his bizarre world, it wasn't even a big deal when he showed up unannounced at the White House, asking Richard Nixon to make him a federal secret agent...

And Nixon and all of his aids realized Elvis was COMPLETELY FUCKED UP ON DRUGS... He was SOOOOO high... lol

lmfao !!! wasted..... WASTED IN DOPE ...
standing in the oval office with Richard Nixon

(Elvis was actually WEARING A CAPE!!!)
He wore a mother fucking CAPE!! hahaha

And he had several guns on his possession, his ankle, his hip and I think under his armpit, and all of his bodyguards were armed as well

But when I was 11 years old, I didn't even realize all of that shit

I came up with my comic book idea just from the top of my head, not even realizing Elvis had a fixation with being a secret agent

And there's that cartoon show AGENT KING
or whatever it's called... agent Elvis. what is it called?

It's actually MY FUCKING IDEA
decades after I developed the idea
But I came up with the idea off the top of my head

whereas the project AGENT KING is based on actual facts about Elvis

That animated cartoon show is based on true facts, because I didn't even realize, coincidentally enough, the entire 'James Bond goes undercover as a superstar' idea was actually SOMEWHAT TRUE!!!!!

(Elvis actually did participate in a drug task force raid in Denver Colorado. He was insane, and he wanted to be a superhero)

I'm somewhat insane, as well... So I think it would be super and heroic of me to finally finish up my project, 50 years after developing the idea

did you know Elvis Presley was uncircumcised, and he was also listed in the 'book of lists' as 'having more sex than any other human', based on the fact that he developed a pattern:

his bodyguards would usher THIRTY FIVE WOMEN into his bedroom at a time.

35..... like a revolving door...
in groups of 35....
at any given moment, there would be at least 150 women at the front gate waiting

But Elvis always complained to his bodyguards about his foreskin ripping

100% true... Elvis was very self-conscious about being uncircumcised, because he considered it to be a sign of low class, because it was "white trash" country folk who couldn't afford to get their kids circumcised... He always wanted to have the foreskin surgically removed, but he was actually SCARED.... which is really weird, because he used to injure himself intentionally just to get extra drugs from doctors. One time he took a blade and literally dug a plug of tissue out of his foot, literally digging a hole in his foot, just to make a doctor give him some more pain medicine in a city where he didn't have a connection with the doctors yet.

But he was terrified of having his foreskin removed.

So he never did.

also, Elvis always referred to his penis as "LIL' ELVIS," when talking about ripping his foreskin with his bodyguards

"my boy, my boy, that girl last night? she ripped Little Elvis's foreskin apart so bad!"

And that's exactly where SNL got the "TINY ELVIS" skit from, although it was actually nothing more than a cheap imitation of WILL SASSO'S mad TV Elvis parodies

youtu.be/yYEWwVgFIcg?si=roL4mC3vnLVANPwr

Rob Schneider is a huge Elvis fan.. Who would have ever guessed? Kevin nealon? A gigantic Elvis fan!.. Who would have ever guessed?

Will Sasso from mad TV?... Who would have ever guessed how much he loves Elvis?....

gee.... It's almost like some kind of phenomenon, or something....

pay attention to this brief clip
because I'm about to play another video
And this is the precursor
This is where Will sasso got his idea

youtu.be/laszdRd6AJ8?si=-VHrQVjaKIT_jG9h

(Elvis was absolutely fucking amazing)

I'm not even sure if he was actually a human

I actually wonder if he might have been an alien or something

because... oh my God...
He's unlike anything or anybody
there's something supernatural about it

Even with all of its tragedy and self-destruction, his story is FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

The entire fucking world LOVED HIM!!
of course he went crazy
So would you in those circumstances

It made him go crazy

WOW!!!

that's an awful lot of women. Did they havee to pass some kidna disease test first to make sure ol' elvis and lil elvis weren't catching any nasties from them?

Also i gotta wonder just how rough they were getting that it caused ripping to his foreskin. what on EARTH were they doing in that bedroom.

mental illness lulz

what one man sees as mental illness, another man sees as genius

in fact, the most intelligent, insightful, absolutely brilliant person I've ever met once told me when I was a kid:

"It's impossible to be a genius without people thinking you're insane"

You can roll that in a slow burning zigzag paper, and shove it up your ass, you inexperienced, pompous, self entitled, excuse making, lazy, isolated and steercotted half-witted swashbuckling cream puff

lol

(I just showed limousine footage of Elvis high as shit on drugs, because I'm about to play another video, and the limousine footage was the actual basis for the video I'm about to show you)

The real story of Mr Presley is so fucking insane, with details that are SOOOOO farfetched and extreme and unlikely... because of who he was

because the world loved him so much
He was the Golden child
anything he wanted.... get it?

It literally made him go insane
after 20 years of feeling guilty about it
after 20 years of wondering "Why me?"

He sequentially became insane
You really owe it to yourself to read about it, to learn a little bit about it, because I can't even remember a tiny fraction of the crazy details of the story right now

But for example, he would have 35 women in his bedroom, each of them wanting a "one-on-one" with Elvis, confused why there were so many other girls, but not asking questions...

being led upstairs into his den of iniquity

And there's Elvis in the bed
With his dick in his hand
And he introduces himself
tells them to come sit on the gigantic bed with him (One of those huge huge beds)

when suddenly...
unexpectedly...
without any warning...
ELVIS PRESLEY'S CHIMPANZEE "SCATTER" ENTERS THE ROOM, AND BEGINS MASTURBATING ON ALL OF THE WOMEN!!!!!

100% true.... He went insane....
He trained his chimpanzee to jack off on the women

while he jacked off and laughed at everybody

I WOULD RECOMMEND THE BOOK BY ALANA NASH : "ELVIS AND THE MEMPHIS MAFIA"

absolutely the best ever. there's no other book that comes anywhere close.

you'll see..
lol it's really quite INSANE

The most amazing story I've ever heard in my life!!!

THE MOST AMAZING MOTHERFUCKING STORY I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY GODDAMN LIFE!!!!

and it actually happened

It's almost frightening because it actually happened

AND THE FIRST TIME CAN ONLY HAPPEN ONCE

out of all the celebrities I've met and painted Elvis for, only two of them didn't like Elvis:

Belinda Carlisle from the Go-Go's (when she looked at my painting and said "what the fuck is this? I don't like Elvis!" I literally yanked my painting back out of her hands again, and ripped it in half right in front of her and yelled in her " FUCK YOU, FAT UGLY PIG! ")

absolutely 100% true
I called Belinda Carlisle a fat ugly pig and told her to fuck herself, and I ripped my Elvis picture in half

I'd rather rip it in half then to give it to her

The other guy was that fagot lead singer of that shitty band WALL OF VOODOO ... 'I'm on a Mexican radio' bullshit band

And once again, I told him "If you don't like Elvis, FUCK YOU And give me my fucking painting back! " instead of ripping up that painting, I gave it to the owner of the nightclub, who loved Elvis

It turns out everybody loves Elvis.
ALL OF THEM told me the exact same thing:
" Elvis is the reason I wanted to become famous. when I saw him the first time, I knew I wanted to be like Elvis"

And that really describes the entire phenomenon

really.. People see a little bit of themselves in Elvis

they see a little bit of Elvis in themselves

That's why EVERYONE ...
Asians see Elvis slightly Asian
Hispanics see Elvis slightly Hispanic
everybody sees a little bit of themself in Elvis

there's never been a phenomenon like it before, and although Donald Trump is officially now the most famous human ever (how disgusting) before Trump, Elvis was the most famous human in history

Why?...

It wasn't about the music....
It was about HIM

It goes without saying.....
You don't even have to ask....
of course....
Will sasso is CRAZY ABOUT ELVIS

lol

And this skit is hilarious, the limousine. It's far-fetched and silly, but it's actually all based on Elvis going insane

"I can see through steel" lol
The Lobster...
Elvis actually went TOTALLY INSANE

And if you were in his shoes
You would have, too

youtu.be/LD7grOl3-ZM?si=Fa8EqYfIQsJdDzL-

If you read the helana Nash book Elvis and the Memphis Mafia, it gives you a totally unique perspective you'll get in no other book...

in the interviews with the Memphis Mafia bodyguards, they will actually CORRECT EACH OTHER...

like for example, "He was wearing that purple shirt and he pulled the gun out and put it in my mouth" (I'm just making this up as an arbitrary example)

And then the other bodyguard says "no, it wasn't the purple shirt He was wearing that DEA task force shirt"

see what I'm saying?
I just made that example up...
That's just an arbitrary example off the top of my head. Not from the actual book.

But you get the unique perspective
because they actually REFINE EACH OTHER'S MEMORY

in reality, as the years past, we might forget a detail here or there, but in this book they take the Liberty of making sure they help each other remember the details as well as possible

AND IT'S COMPLETELY UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN STORY!!!!!!!!

It's way more fascinating than the Bible
lol but this story actually happened

the drugs... The excess... THE EXTREME EXCESS.... stretching boundaries... the most unlikely, crazy, impossible shit AND IT'S ALL TRUE

He lived a 'rocket ride'
(That's actually an insider term most people don't even know what I'm talking about, part of the Elvis insider thing... rocket ride, but don't tell anybody. It's a secret)

being near him was like being strapped to a motherfucking rocket without any warning and blasting off at a thousand miles an hour

The story seems like it can't possibly even be true, because it's just so unlikely

But it's actually true...
lol

He's like real Jesus to me

the Jesus Bible bullshit never really appealed to me... nothing about Jesus seemed even vaguely cool to me...

But when it comes to messiah's? I know one when I see one

when people find out I'm an Elvis enthusiast, they always presume is because "I really like Elvis' music"

And although I know all of the songs, inside out, all of the details behind the recording and locations and circumstances of each song and situation...

his music has never been the reason why I'm so fucking fanatic about him

lol It has nothing to do with his music
I never listened to Elvis music
I've heard it way too much

nope ...
The reason I've always loved Elvis was
HIS SELF-DESTRUCTION

I know that sounds sick...
I realize normal people will hear that and think "what a terrible reason to love Elvis"

But it's the truth...
there was something about the twinkle in that unbelievably handsome man's eyes, as he slowly tortured and killed himself every single day after his mother died

there's something so compelling about it to me

to me... He was the king of self-destruction

I'm not sure exactly what that says about my psychology, but for some reason, his once in an eternity downward spiral is so painfully poetic and tragic, THE most tragic motherfucking story ever told...

all wrapped in countless layers of unlikely insane hilarious circumstances

his music? I can take it or leave it

I just love the way he crashed and burned

i get it, the artist is not your average worker, he is his own master and this is why he has to follow a strict routine in order to reach the pinnacle of his craft

He was a dichotomy in many ways, for example:

when he was young, the world was frightened by him, and parents were terrified He would influence their children

yet he was actually 100% POLITE, NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL, AND WOULDN'T EVEN CUSS

The world thought he was a frightening threat, but in actuality, anybody who said a cuss word would be told to leave Graceland immediately.

no cussing, no drinking, no drugs, 100% polite

He was actually an extremely polite, shy, little boy... everything was "no ma'am" and "yes sir"

He was extremely courteous and Never did anything that would offend his mother

HOWEVER:
when his mother died....
He started torturing himself, killing himself one day at a time...

while he tortured and killed everyone around him, one day at a time

by this point, the world had embraced him
He no longer represented a threat
they saw him as "safe and wholesome"

But ironically, now he was one of the most dangerous people on earth

simply being near him was life-threatening

ah yes truly you are among the greatest artists of history for making minor edits to the same fucking picture of a third rate rock star for a decade logfag definitely dont kys or anything

I really like this

So instead of the music being the reason I was so fascinated by him....

It was actually this very downward spiral that began with his mother's death

The most epic tragedy.. such an extreme downward spiral, with so many unlikely circumstances, these circumstances only being possible this one time because of who he was....

People rolling out the red carpet for his downward spiral

anything at his fingertips that he wanted

That's what fascinated me about the story

there's a lot of terrible shit that happened
He definitely wasn't a hero
He was a shy polite young man, overly polite and nice...

But he became a MONSTER........

He did some really, really shitty things....
trust me... He was no fucking hero

He became extremely dangerous
The more conservative and 'square' He looked on the outside, The more dangerous he had become on the inside

The rocket ride was headed straight down

with all of his disciples strapped to the rocket

It's really quite a remarkable story

I liked it too, because I'm not a big fan of the AI shit

But fortunately for log fag, he doesn't do his graphics with AI. He actually does them from scratch

He did some really, really shitty things..

Give examples please, sir. You've piqued my curiosity.

funny thing about love and hate relationships:

until it's love and hate, you don't really have a relationship yet

because in real life, you can't actually love someone until you finally HATE THEIR GUTS, Knowing them so well, that you actually hate them...

yet still loving them MORE...

until you hate that person, it's still just lust

speaking of which
If you read the Alana Nash Memphis Mafia book, many of the details will make you HATE Elvis

If you have any shred of decency inside of you, there are certain things he did that will make you fucking hate him!!

He did some shit that was really thoughtless, but he also did lots of shit that was completely fucking intentional

sadistic.. needlessly sadistic.. cruel

It was like a yin yang thing, because he also did so much GOOD

He actually gave away almost all of the money he ever made.

literally gave it all away... Like 80% of his life's income was given away to people.. most of them complete strangers...

gifting people. paying their mortgages and having their house being the first one in the city for handicap accessibility... back in the old days, helping people with disabilities in wheelchairs and shit.. buying people brand new cars for no reason

He used to put police lights on the top of his Mercedes-Benz in Memphis, and drive around Overton Park pulling people over with his flashing lights, And when they rolled down their window, there was Elvis Presley High as fuck on drugs, sweating profusely, wearing a fur parka with a turban on his head, with a big gemstone in the middle (It was the turban from the movie harem scarum)

And Elvis would point a gun in their face and mumble because he was so high "we don't run stop signs in Memphis!"then he would give them very expensive jewelry and other gifts.

He always carried a box with him full of jewelry for this reason. each of the watches or other items averaging $35,000

He would carry this box with him to hand out presents to people as he met them!!

honestly?... I'm not trying to be contrary or anything

But honestly?.. I'd really rather not say

I'd rather not type them... I like to stay positive

I like to make people smile, as I demonstrate in here is frequently as possible

I'm a real "People person"

So I'd like to just keep everything light-hearted today

let it suffice to say.....
He was a dichotomy.....

It was so yin and yang
He was crucified by his fame
The world's most famous human
was also the world's loneliest man

And he tortured himself

So Id just rather not type the words

But yeah, he was no hero
to truly love somebody, you must first hate them

And I Love him so much...
I can almost see how he allowed himself to do some of those things

I'm also absolutely convinced if I had been there, if I was older, and I was there... I'm convinced I could have helped him with this negative shit

But fortunately for log fag, he doesn't do his graphics with AI. He actually does them from scratch

So what? They’re total garbage.

I've done the Graceland tour many times
many many times
Do you want to hear something that sounds far-fetched but it's 100% true? I swear to God I'm not lying

I swear to fucking God this is true:

in the very early days, we were doing the tour, and they had the black leather jacket and black leather pants from the 1968 Singer special
The classic black leather 'jumpsuit' (People thought it was a jumpsuit. It was actually a jacket and pants)
And it wasn't behind glass...
SO I PICKED IT UP AND HELD IT!!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!! NOT JOKING !!!
I PICKED UP THE BLACK LEATHER JACKET AND HELD IT AND EXAMINED IT!!!

until a tour guide realized it, and ran and stopped me...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
NO SHIT!!!!
(It turns out he was smaller than I imagined. That jacket was custom tailored to fit him like a glove, and it was a lot smaller than I imagined it.
Not tiny... I'm not saying he was small or short
I'm simply saying my chest circumference was a little bit bigger than his
He was a little bit smaller than me
when the tour guide started yelling "You're not allowed to touch that! put that down. put that down!" My brother was freaking out, while I stood there smiling, and I said "This jacket?"
lol

"put it down!"
"You're talking about THIS jacket?"
The entire time I'm sitting there pulling energy fields off the jacket see what I'm saying?
every second with that jacket in my hand was like magic energy happening
So I stalled until they actually pulled the jacket out of my hand

I'm not lying
But I didn't get in trouble. I was allowed to continue the rest of the tour.
also, I pointed out a lot of details to Graceland that they didn't even realize.
I'm the one who pointed out all the bullet holes, The bullet holes in his father's office, The cement urns outback for the plants bullet holes all over the place

I'm the one who pointed it out to EPE
And then I came back a year later
AND THE TOUR GUIDES WERE POINTING OUT THE BULLET HOLES TO EVERYBODY
hahahahaha
lol

oh, dude... I couldn't agree with you more!

I fucking hate it!!!
in fact, the entire world already hates it

what a strange phenomenon.
what a weird technology backlash

That was the fastest "I already hate you" in technology that I've ever seen

The entire fucking world hates it

And even for those who love it, pushing a button is not creativity. learning to repeat and parrot specific prompts is not creativity

That's not art
It's just graphics

as unlikely and ridiculous as it seems...

as 'schizophrenic' as some people may think I am...

as 'methed out' as some people may erroneously accuse me of being...

I AM NOT FUCKING LYING:

I HELD THIS BLACK LEATHER JACKET IN MY HANDS !!!!!!

It was heavier than I expected.
and smaller
holding the jacket, I could actually "see and feel" his chest circumference, his shoulders, his arms. his waist.

He was smaller than me
which surprised me, because I always envisioned him being bigger than me, taller

I'm not a big guy. I'm just average. 160 5'10"

But he was just slightly smaller than me

holding this black leather jacket was
ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING THINGS I COULD EVER BELIEVE!!!!!!!

when I woke up that morning, I had no idea I was going to be holding that jacket

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!;

And yes, of course they put all that shit behind glass after the jacket incident. The next year it was all inaccessible hahaha

imagine how bad that freaked them out lol

by the way, I just remembered one more thing I would like to mention.....

because this is also 100% true....

when I was a kid, we lived in Memphis, and my mom and dad ended up getting a divorce. Mom stayed at our house, but Dad moved out and got a house near Graceland.

(That neighborhood actually used to be very nice, but Memphis is the worst city in America now. It used to be a fantastic City for a kid to grow up in)

And we would split up time between Mom and Dad, and one time we were staying with Dad, and My brother and I decided out of the blue "let's run away and go back to Mom's house"

lol

really for no reason lol My brother was funny and cool

anyway, we both played guitar (I was like maybe 7 years old I guess? But I was already teaching myself how to play guitar) But my brother was such a funny asshole, he insisted he bring his guitar with him in its guitar case, but I had to leave my guitar behind, and put some of our clothes into my guitar case like a suitcase or something

hahaha (It's hard to explain shit that little kids do)

and around 1:30 in the morning, he and I snuck out of Dad's house, and walked up to the corner near Elvis Presley boulevard and Winchester...

And there was a little IHOP...
and my brother was also a crazy genius, so He reassured me everything was going to be okay (I was asking him 'how are we going to get there? how are we going to get there?')

and he pulled out his guitar and sat down on the little wall in front of the IHOP, and started playing guitar.

He started playing a basic three chord rock and roll blues riff...

and a few people walked out of the restaurant and looked at us strangely, and I was younger than him, so this was all a bit wild to me...

And then.......
a car pulled up..................................

It was one of those old Lincoln Mark IV cars.....

is that right? did I get the Roman numeral right? It was like a mark IV or a Mark VI I can't remember. I never liked those cars.

they were gaudy... Even as a kid, I never liked those cars.

It was like bronze or gold colored, hard to tell at night time I guess but I remember it being shiny like bronze colored?

and four REALLY BIG GUYS got out of the car to come eat at the restaurant.

they're all wearing a bunch of gold necklaces and bracelets and rings and shit... odd for Memphis Tennessee...

especially at 1:30 in the morning. probably more like two or 2:30 at this point

And they saw my brother playing guitar, and in their deep southern Memphis drawl, One of them goes ",WOOOOOO BOY, You sure know how to play that thing boy!!! "

and they asked us, " what are you boys doing out here so late?"

And we told them, " we're running away from our father's house to go to our mother's house near Memphis State University"

And they looked at each other and one of them went inside to go call a cab...

when the cab showed up, they gave the driver a $50 bill

And they called my mother and told her, "we're sending your boys home"

It was four of his bodyguards...
they had come to get breakfast at 1:30 in the morning, one block away from Graceland

his bodyguards sent my brother and I home to my mother while we are running away from Dad

100% true

I know all of this sounds a bit 'manic and fake', hard to believe

It's not.. That's actually true
they sent us home
and back then, $50 was a lot of money

I've never told that story in here before....

For some reason, I never even really think about it.

But every time it crosses my mind, I realize "That might be one of the most uncanny Elvis synchronicities in my entire life"

in a way, if you stop and think about it...
It was actually Elvis who sent us home to Mom

because the bodyguards didn't actually technically get paid, only like $100 a week

But Elvis would always put money in their pockets and everything was taken care of for them, so they really didn't need cash

If they needed cash, they would get it, but technically speaking, their paycheck was only $100 a week

So the $50 bill that came out of his pocket was technically from Elvis

It was red West who paid the cab driver

If I had realized who they were that early morning in front of IHOP...

If I had known the relevance of the moment....
I would have told them "maybe we better run this by Elvis first. let's go back to the mansion"

or at the very least....
" can I please hold that TCB necklace for a minute?"

although I actually held one of the real TCB necklaces in my hands

I think it was 1980 maybe? Elvis Costello was touring with James Burton playing guitar (Elvis' guitarist)

I painted And Elvis portrait for Declan McManus (Elvis Costello) And another one for James Burton

and backstage, my buddy and I were hanging out with James Burton and he asked us, " would you like to hold the necklace?"

It was one of the REAL actual legitimate TCB necklaces Elvis had made for his close circle of friends, solid gold with diamonds

TCB with a lightning bolt made in diamonds

"taking care of business in a flash"

It was HEAVY AS SHIT !!!!!!!
Not exaggerating
I've never held a piece of jewelry that heavy before. It was surprising exactly how heavy it was.

You know what I'm talking about? as It's being handed to you, your brain kind of imagines how heavy it's going to be, and suddenly it's BOOM That motherfucker was heavy as shit!!!!

And he also let us hold his TCB ring

Just like holding the black leather jacket
It was a religious experience for us
My buddy, as well...
and James Burton realized this

obviously, that's why he asked us if we'd like to hold them

It was like religious as shit dude.

It was like going to church

fucking magic

complete brain fart!!

wow. I really got that one wrong
it was 1987

lol complete fucking brain fart!!
lol @ 80 hahaha

My entire life, ever since I was a little kid, people would always say to me, "I saw Elvis on TV last night and I thought about you"

................................ And even as a kid, I thought that was a rather interesting thing for people to say

they thought about ME?...............

I hope Elvis is aware of that, wherever he is

I hope he knows how much people still love him

youtube.com/watch?v=Gp2BNHwbwvI

I have chosen this very, very specific brief clip for a special insight into his true talent

This is an outtake, one of many many takes they shot to compile the 1968 Singer sewing machine special, subsequently referred to as the comeback special

This is TAKE 1007
they had already shot 1006 takes for the special, and now they were working on the whorehouse montage...

Yes... A whorehouse

This part features the song LITTLE EGYPT

anybody who has any doubts about his talent needs only to witness what this dangerous motherfucker does during take 1007

If you listen carefully, you can hear him finally "feeling it"... You can hear him finally "find the fire" after a number of unsuccessful takes.

And afterwards, you can hear him actually LAUGH AT HIMSELF

He laughs because he's so happy that he finally found the fire for the song...

BUT THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE IT...
It's an outtake because he laughs at himself
(The laugh is very very subtle, almost unnoticeable, but he's laughing at himself, Like third person, tickled pink by how Good It sounds)

which was the stupidest idea in the world

That's what made it magic...
That's why I'm showing it to you

HE WAS TALENTED AS SHIT
HIS VOICE WAS AMAZING!!!!!

powerful shit pic One of the best examples of his raw energy I've ever seen

youtu.be/4Hgz2yc7s6Y?si=j1Z-HZusvL2xFT7u

enjoy

(Little Egypt is a stripper)
"Little Egypt come out strutting' wearin' nuttin' but a button and a bow"

I thought I was going to hate that movie

Just like millions and millions of other Elvis fans across the world, we all thought we were going to hate it

I can't tell you how pleasantly surprised I was!!!

It was sweet... It brought a tear to my eye

The fact that Baz cared that much to pay attention to details

little details that most people would never even realize

little tiny things in the background that the average Elvis fan wouldn't even realize

He included them

It was a very sweet special gift
And I was quite pleased

THE most raw dynamic powerful triumphant dangerous sizzling red hot take.....

and they Left it on the editing room floor....

because he laughed at how good it sounded

because he left at himself

He was laughing at the irony of his life

He was finally escaping a miserable situation with Colonel Tom, because Steve binder was giving him creative Liberty to shine and roar...

He laughed because he was happy

AND THEY LEFT IT ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR

YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
hahahaha

sorry, but I've got to listen to that one more time. I'll be back in a minute

I can't listen to it, the uploader hasn't made the video available in my country :(

Approximate understanding is plenty.