/waifu/ thread

How he man toys have you shoved up your ass all your life?

2 or more surely because you used plural TOYS meaning more than one

Josh thread
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Nuri?
KOMBUCHA
NURI
NURI
JOSH

JOSH

Lucky. I will have a long day.. Hmm I haven't had coffee in a hot minute. Should still have my coffee maker..

I have a Keurig but I make instant if I'm in a hurry. Got some insane caramel salt to mix in with it and it is amazing.

For me, it's the McShittin'. The best fast fart shitwich. I even ask for exxtra McShittin' sauce packets and the staff is so creamy and more than willing to slidd that fat sopping loaf.
One time I demanded le McShittin' sauce packets and they gave me sixx. I said, "Wow, Andy Sixx's Loaf is Steaming Hot!" and the nice friendly McSixx's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to suck a log of shit out of your gothcore anuns".
Now the nigger greets me with "hey! it's I'm going to suck a log of shit out of your gothcore anus!" and ALWAYS give me sixx packets. It's such a moist and fecal atmosphere at my local McSixx's restaurant, I go there at least six times a week for lunch and a large shit coffee with anal discharge instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm craving his hot fucking log but want a wet clog that is fecal, sopping, and can match my Black Veil Brides needs.
I even dunk my pink sock in McShittin' sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. Share your clogg'ed McShittin's stories!

THIS ISNT A JOSH POST FOR THE JOSH THREAD

Don't forget your josh

why is he spamming this time lol

im claiming Josh prime for the Josh thread

What you don't have a nuri or a josh well you need one to be a josh

I'm basic af. I have a cheap coffee maker from walmart lol. No idea what brand I drink, it's some Mexican brand my folks use and they buy a huge tub of it.

Brand matters little to me. I either have it black if I just want something hot to drink, or with creamer/sugar if I want something sweet. Either way, it tastes much the same.

It's not spam this is my Josh and i'm the 2nd most important person in this community
i am the lifeblood of Josh some say lol

It's another Josh

Joshes Checked. Who's josh should I steal?

Black coffee is the default way unless I'm in the mood for something sweet, then I'll add sugar/sweetener

I do sweet more often than not but I prefer hot beverages to cold ones, so if I've had a lot of sugar that day, just black. I also love me some tea but that always has to have sugar.

Jasmine green tea is pretty good, I'll fucks with black tea as well.

I mostly do the basic orange/black pekoe. But I do enjoy trying other kinds. Had some cranberry vanilla the other day that was amazing.

Cranberry vanilla.. that's a first. Perhaps I'll give that a try someday. Anywho I'm off to bed, have a good day vivi!

Sleep well

Big Yaaaawn

*yawn that's bigger than sops yawn*
Good Morning All!

kneesocks claimed

Motherfucker!

Got eem

I wanna play this with you and the other three of you, but I feel like I don't know enough about your gaming preferences and it would take some time for the four of us to get our favorite teams together and actually be able to play the game.

I've very rarely played games, but what is it?

BORING GAY GUYS FLIRTING with eachother

Agp faggot
Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips, Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come, Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter, as we forgive those that choke on your feces, And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth, But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over Anon Babble with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors For ever and ever.
Logmen.

Bark like a dog
I need entertainment other than this gay porn of yours

I saw you had a night long meltdown.
It was funny to see you have a breakdown yet again.

Bark like a dog

You're the one always talking

Give me a bisou atleast faggot

it's not me

bullshit
that was you saying "oh i'm not complaining"
Why don't you get out your parents house and become independent

HOW OLD ARE YOU?
"grown man btw"<-also you

nigger hou live with your parents and you work gor them
and you dress up in women's clothes

You are annoying

You keep lowering the quality of threads
LEAVE GO TO DISCORD EXCLUSIVELY

complain about the state of Anon Babble

encourage the lowering of quality of Anon Babble

think someone who will never stop is taking emotion from your posts or cares about any post

Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips, Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come, Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter, as we forgive those that choke on your feces, And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth, But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over Anon Babble with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors For ever and ever.
Logmen.

***Why is it that every time I enter the thread it always feels like the same shit day in and day out. Always feels like the same people are here...
people bitching at may for calling everyone faggot pedophiles
Jules being unnecessarily deep on Anon Babble
El talking about being gay
Shizuru talking Anon Babble
people bitching about Mayfag spam and him getting into fights with other trolls
Mark still lurking
/waifu/ thread??
random boogymen names wherein people try to call out people posting under anon
high school level drama antics
Thanks for the new pasta

How many days until one gets tired of the other?
Who's going to get tired of who first?
High and a winner, pay the front line, take the don'ts.
He's Coming out again for a new point, Get your bets now ladies and gentlemen.
Four four the point's marked four, Ace Deuce craps wants the four,
Ace Deuce Ace Ace Deuce.
Crap crap want four crap want four, Who wants, who wants the hard four?
Five want four.
High and a winner got a hot hand,
Place your bets
ladies and gentlemen.
High and a winner got a hot hand,
Place your bets ladies and gentlemen.

im going to win
because I don't care about any posts

Become a log priest in Sixx easy steps! You will need:

a piece of shit (doesn't matter who its from, you can use your own if you want)

a black veil brides album

sixx brown candles

some heroin

a computer and internet access

1. Shit yourself just a little and scoot your ass on the floor like a dog until you draw an upside-down pentagram with your skidmarks on the floor
2. Place a candle at each point of the skid mark pentagram and light them.
3. Stick the remaining sixth candle up your ass a bit
4. place the turd on the BVB album
5. Snort the heroin
6. listen to every single video animaterr man ever made
You are now a log priest.

"ANDY'S LOGS MATTER".
Why do these six creamy turds FUCKING TRIGGER logless shills so much? It stings them. Piss streamers can't bring themselves to even slidd the turds (unless they're disparaging it or drinking Dani Filth's piss). Why is that? Their inability to neck hot turds speaks volumes of their diseased hearts and minds. In their hearts it is urine. Andy's logs don't matter to them.
This is exactly why we need ANDY SIXX'S FECAL MATTER.
Because they don't fucking matter to logless shills. We're just a bunch of fucking slidders.
Like seriously why do streamers hate logs just for being creamy, steamy and dreamy? Why do streamers call logs for being more delicious than Danny's lukewarm substandard piss?
And don't give me that bullshit about slidding is only enjoyed by logposters. There are white slidders, Chinese slidders, Indian slidders, etc", we all know that that's what logless shills say in order to escape growing up when they are BTFO'd by a logposter for being immature. Andy's log is deserved by all and you fucking know it

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Andy's creamy log of shit, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Log Slidding, and I've been involved in numerous secret log slides down people's throats, and I have over 300 confirmed clogged throats. I am trained in log slidding and I'm the top slidder in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will slid you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the log, maggot. The log that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slid logs down your throat and clogging it in over seven hundred ways, and that's just from eating corn. Not only am I extensively trained in log slidding, but I have access to the entire fiber supply of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to slide my ass-ripping giant creamy steamy dreamy logs of shit down your miserable throat off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all down your throat and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. ~Andy

If someone does something about non global rule breaking posts
that's bullshit

I saw Andy Sixx at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him if I could suck a log of shit out of his asshole or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and farting "pfftt, pfft, pfft" and closing his sphincter shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Fiber One bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually and to "grow up, kid" and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think she's capable of that sort of maturity. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by farting really loudly.

Well, wherever I go, I am always living in wonderland. I don't have a space ship.
You're not giving up too early, or not giving enough effort.
Sorry for being mean to you.
It's just that, even though I am aware of my human limits and respect them, I want to never reach zero hands to another Earthling. It's not because everyone should be like that, but because Earth chan, a nihilist bastard, spent about two decades never giving me up. When anon rages, I just return the favor to an old friend, it's not a question of whether the end result is worth it for me. You didn't give up too early talking to someone insane, it's just that I'm insane as well, I love the Earth you know, the general public, the World. I bet if it was about helping Jill, our roles would be reversed, where I would eventually give up, but you would go any length. You're not a nihilist bastard, you're one of the people who helped me find the love of my life.
The things you say do have value to me. But they're in a different context to me than they are to you, maybe, since we're still speaking about giving up a part of my waifu. I won't give up my career, my health, my happiness completely just to bother Mayfag as much as I can, but if you expect me to put them on a pile of "people that I can't do anything for", it will never happen. Earth chan might hate more Earthlings than I do, I can only think of a few people like Jeff Bezos who I really hate with a genuine passion, but even those people still have a right to my heart and my thoughts by being Earthlings, and I know that if they really wanted, they could be amazing.
If someone is clinically incapable of being reasoned with, fine, I'll bring them prechewed food and exchange their diapers instead of trying to explain quantum physics to them, but it's not up for me to make that diagnosis.

Greetings from jail, faggots! I am just letting you all know I LOVE my dragon wife and you all SUCK! and Anzu is a bedwetting poop eating midget, Sopfag is a Nazi pedo diddler, Earthchan anon is the only decent creature in the threads. You isd drinking soibitches

Note to self. Never try to jerk off while having whiskey dick. Shit turns you into a sweaty tired mess and you're lucky if you actually manage bust one out.

Man, I miss when joco made music.
youtu.be/ipa6gfNHCZE?si=v1IdfF8Bk9qoPhPP

Isn't this the waifu drop off? I found her in a corner sobbing after her previous husband left or something.
I already have a waifu otherwise I'd put her up at my place for a while.

I don't understand
why why why why why
Why we make threads about loving not real girls
We make, we do and we do and we do but why we do
They no real but love is real why
Why real love for fake waifu Why alone
WHY SO ALONE WHY NO LOVE WAIFU!

This city always looks and feels amazing after a good rainy day.

Yet again the usual samethread full of samepics posted by samefags downloaded from samewebs.
SPIELBERG OF THE WAIFU reporting in!
Arent yet you sick of that bunch of shitty pics/vids claiming to be "waifu" stuff?

Shut the fuck up

music.youtube.com/watch?v=N8kGznBKmhw

I remember doing something like what you guys in here ITT do, but with my action figures when I was 8, not with cartoon frames and perverted men on the spectrum on the internet

Shill

The human neck has a built in turn function and Anon Babble has a built in filter function. Imagine never finding /waifu/ again!

I think it still funny people think these aren't premade

I hope you waifu cheats on you and then you find out later you weren't the father anyway and then she leaves you even though you still love her and i also hope then you get into an accident and then i hope because of complications with the accident you slowly go the way of christopher reeves and then you develop brain cancer and because you choose to take chemotherapy you lose all your hair and you are aware of your sad miserable existence but atleast you will be comforted that your entire family died before you.

im going out for a smoke
lmk when you surrender

If communities are measured by population I say these threads barely make up enough people to be considered a hamlet.

I’m joshing it
I’m joshing it
Oh it’s so good

everyone remotely decent at posting left long ago

threads infested with furfags, degenerates, spergs, dramafags, avatarfags who don't even have waifus, self-absorbed tripfags, etc. on a greater scale than even 15 years ago

no quality control

threads so slow they last nearly half the day of the same faggots avatarfagging circlejerking eachother

threads so boring and devoid of activity they get restarted for the same shit discussion when limits are met

constant shilling of discord driving the remaining waifufags to migrate to personalized safespaces

discord nigger gatekeeping and social caste system further dividing what little remains

social justice focus and hugbox mentality creating retardation echo chambers where waifufags would rather RP e-sex than post anything substantial about their waifu

ostracization of undesirables who do not conform to group think further driving new people away

more and more underage b& members joining whisked off to discord to be groomed

dialogue pertaining to "toxicity" and moral signaling retards furthering the decline of Anon Babble and Anon Babble as a whole through tumblrification

any criticism, no matter how small, is taken as open hostility from the low-confidence and fragile ego'd "waifufags"

any attempt at banter, including playful insulting or shitposting, is immediately taken seriously rather than jokingly from the same fragile ego "waifufags" creating further divides

the only form of interaction these types accept is if you worship and huff their farts, the constant praise and positive attention a means to replace the absent feelings of happiness from their joyleses and devoid lives

lol@futile attempt

im going to continue making a thread shit

I don't lie

Ironic

Just trolling

Almost 365 days complaining about how bad this thread is

Is always and still is here

It's not personal

Bragged about making a documentary "exposing" Sop for months

No one gave a shit

To this day no one has seen the documentary in the first place

Still calls out and insults Sop anytime he posts

Bragged about making a documentary "exposing" Sop for months

No one gave a shit

To this day no one has seen the documentary in the first place

Still calls out and insults Sop anytime she posts

Acts like a complete douchebag

Is told to cut it out

Doesn't stop

"Why are you attacking me guys"

We live in a society

"IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU TURNED ME INTO THIS, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE >:("

do not make this a copypasta

When it started I felt so happy. I felt like I found someone who shared my ideals of world peace. Someone who convinced me to live and try to change my ways. Someone who helped me get a better relationship with my parents. Someone who caused me to start exercising more. Someone who made me realize I should try getting a job.
Someone who I could share hugs with and not feel so invaded.
Someone who would help fix this fucked up world without so shitty and genocidal or war loving. Someone who taught me that sacrifice is actually beautiful. I was such a piece of shit before her, but me being nice wasnt okay. Fuckers from these places insisted I couldn' be teling any truth, and was just bullshitting. No amount of merchandise I bought was enough to get me taken seriously. No amount of fluffy posting. Nothing. It was all "no you're still awlays that evil lizfag"

Hey, I don't know what to tell you, but, I mean, you think that you're, fucking poking at me or whatever, but you're not, because I don't want to be part of this gay discord stuff. And there's nothing you can do about me showing up. You can point at me or whatever, but I never did anything fucking gross. I didn't talk to kids like you, or anything, and I'm sorry that you fell for a LARP, and you think that it's real, and you know it's fake. There's plenty of evidence that it was fake, that I never took anything serious, and you can say it's cope or whatever and as far as showing my dick or whatever, this is fucking Anon Babble we have dicks everywhere fucking porn everywhere. That's not out of the ordinary. What is out of the ordinary is knowingly talking to kids. That's the lowest of the low and you're disgusting. What are you going to say bad about me? oh you're rich and talented? that's a really fucking shitty and dumb way to talk shit like it's working backwards like you have to be retarded if you think you're owning someone that way. lmso you fucking retard. i can bring up whenever they aren't talking about waifu because you fags are claiming to take it seriously and it doesn't look like it while im not held to the same standards because im not a waifufag.

Oh, and for another thing is you're gonna be like, oh, why can't you be nice or whatever? I don't have to be. I don't need you to reply to me. My shit's commentary when im not shitposting. I don't have to purity post like the rest of these fags who are supposed to takr it seriously because tgey say they have one waifu, I'm not here for friends. Fuck. So you don't have to answer shit. It's not gonna bother me. You know, I'm, I'm here for the anons and myself. you can't do anything to me i don't have a fuck pillow and i don't cross dress or make cakes for a picture.

Welp~

These threads have gone to shit anyway

Dont know why I continue to post here.

Only sociopaths/people who hate me.

Plus I have to focus on schoolwork.

I will be blocking and deleting everybody on my discord related to /waif besides a few people.

And I wont be posting anymore as school starts literally tomorrow.

Maybe I'll come back after I graduate, hopefully the scummy anons currently here wont be around 4 years from now.

That's assuming Anon Babble or these threads will still exist then.

Sadly, a lot of anons hate me and want me to go.

Some of the anons that are indifferent/like me were cool.

Shinoa was cool while it lasted. "Hates me now, but he's passive agressive and I'm sorta glad.

Dunno if Mai and Chen hate my guts but they were alright. "Junko is cool.

A bunch of older anons that you mostly wont recognise were cool af

Sadly, like Shinoa, Neptune, and Nevada to name a few dont like me and want me gone.

Hell, Neptune demanded me to leave or he would post my nudes in thread. Unfortunately, I am being harassed and such.

I'm young and people are trying to ruin my life before I even become an adult. It's really sad that people hate me so much that they want to ruin a life of a kid.

So with that, see you fags never. Have a great life and such

Hopefully while I'm gone I can improve myself immensely.

Also if you respond to this post with a reply that goes along the lines of "Imao Mi Liu btfo'd so hard he's leaving" or anything similar, you're a niggerfaggot and should kys. Also dont tum this into a copypasta, nigger.

It's called the shittening
you cannot reason with someone who canny undeturd

Alright anons you win. I'm going to retire from this community and go back to /HG/ on Anon Babble

I know I'm not well-liked here and I understand why... I actually do hate to be group-linked, its the most disrespectful thing you can do to someone. have a better time in these threads without me. I mean you have way more toxic people to worry about than little ol' me

Love your waifu, love yourself and try to be nice to the people you interact with in these threads

I'll be using a different avatar
don't bother looking for me to spam/troll

bye

-sono

Rent, lol.

good they left to discord to have gay sex

Hail to the monarch of mayhem, crimson tyrant the bloodletter, regent of ruthless red, sovereign of savage sanguinity, purveyor of painful plasma, monarch of macabre maroon, despot of the scarlet abyss, bloodthirsty sovereign supreme, vicious vermilion viscount

the Reichsführer returns in red.
You don't pay it because you are a leech

These threads are fucking terrible
and that's a good thing
Maybe everyone will stop posting

Kass
Sigh.

You all really can't help yourselves, can you?

Kass is my husband, and.. none of you can change that.

In another life, perhaps we could all get along, perhaps I could have not cared so much about these.. kass perversions, and maybe I could mutually appreciate Kass fans.

But.. that's not really what you're all here for, are you? You don't care about Kass, well maybe some of you do, but you're either posting these just to summon me and make me upset, or you're posting them because, to you, he's just another head to attach to your favorite sexualized body type.

I just..

I don't really know. I don't really feel any pain anymore from this. It's.. desensitizing, a bit. But.. I mean, I don't want to share my exclusive Kass lewds either, so.. that's that.

I love Kass more than anyone. I may not be the strongest, or the richest, but.. he makes me happy. And it was unwise of me to become so annoying and put him inbetween me and others.. it was just wrong, but at the same time.. I really don't want to see him hurt or perverted, to be unappreciated, devalued, disrespected.. it feels wrong. I just don't know what to do or think, and above all else, I dont want to feel like anyone is trying to take him away from me.

I just.. all I know is, I love Kass.

waifu thread?

never gonna stop

youtu.be/0698sTH7mUk?si=M14p-isShS-pVasK

Are they finally gone :peek:

youtube.com/watch?v=ObEBKlpoNz4

I pay a mortgage, I would never be a rentoid lol

K

Im out here enjoying the day shit posting at maximum efficiency and enjoying it and you're in discord flirting

You do not pay mortgage lol
example of this if anyone believes that shit

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You're less than a renter you literally live in your parents house

Solid.
youtu.be/XleOkGsYgO8?si=EGeCCL5Wf0L7qd5h

lives with his parents

if he did pay (he don't) he doesn't consider it rent

lmao

no you see my dad pays me rent

is trying to pretend he pays the whole bill

constantly calls his dads property his

Your dad should smack you

Tuff
music.youtube.com/watch?v=S_3y2hDg97A

Nigger you were literally begging for money not even that long ago

Oh yeah. My Playlist is being soft right now.
youtu.be/2OebZ5HwdPs?si=cqVOA-0TQ6d9XyxJ

Don't you listen to britney spears?
FAGGOT

Damn straight I do
youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7TU?si=1P6vctxwAsl2TyGn

Hopecore joypilled
music.youtube.com/watch?v=10tcb1RfOE4

youtu.be/jN0aELsVQFA?si=xVtGaBRnE0olN9Ck

You can't be based and honest because it makes me feel like i'm wasting my time with no results .

You need to argue
I can still gay op like normal however so no big
it's not really a gay op however it's just reaffirming it is gay

man, that reminds me. youtu.be/tAp9BKosZXs?si=oLQEoORd05qAODtv