When you go to your local Asian massage parlor. What are they wearing?

There's two massage parlors that I know, were the women there wear tight dresses and high heels. It's fuckin' hot. One of them had a woman that looked like Lucy Liu. But unfortunately she not there anymore. I used to fuck the shit out of her while she kept the high heels on. What made it even better, she would get really loud. I miss fucking her.

How can you deny being a piece of shit if you are a lawyer?

They've never explicitly asked for a bigger tip in exchange for a handjob, but I tend to tip above average anywhere I go because I know what it's like to work for tips.

Let them know you're paying cash, get completely naked, and don't hide your boner

I second this. It doesn’t work every time, but I has for me atleast 4 times. Even one time I didn’t get a handy from the lady but just her massaging near it was enough to make me bust. Most amp workers expect a boner, and out of that group, a decent amount know to please you.

How can you deny being a piece of shit if you are a lawyer?

lmao, are you a chatbot?

It's a pretty simple, and subtle, procedure.

Walk into Asian Massage shop

With a raging erection (sorry dicklets)

Stand in front of the main desk

With your feet shoulder width apart, hands on your hips, rocking your crotch back and forth

Make hard eye contact

They'll understand and take you the rest of the way. If they seem to be slow in response then get close to the receptionists face and say "It won't suck itself" (be loud, their English is often not that great, you've got to help them out).

Best experience

go to Asian massage place like once in a while, not a total regular

some visits I cum, others I don’t

one random visit I get what I assumed to be a new girl

older woman who has massaged me before is showing her what to do and shit, they’re yapping in Chinese or Vietnamese or something

older lady leaves the room, new girl quickly starts a hand job, and then a bj

im freaking out, couldn’t believe it, I didn’t even really get the massage, just straight to sexual activity

couple minutes pass and older lady comes back into the room and sees me getting a bj

I kinda panic, don’t know why, but new girl keeps going

older lady starts yelling in native tongue at new girl, assumed she told new girl to stop

older lady pushes away new girl, grabs my cock with a firm grip and I start shooting ropes

she didn’t even stroke it, just held my dick tight while yelling at the new girl

when she noticed I shot my load she stroked me off a little bit as if she felt bad I had a ruined orgasm

I was quivering with pleasure from the experience

they both cleaned me up together and sent me on my way

heard old lady yelling on my whole way out of the building

felt great

brags about paying for handjobs

has the audacity to call anyone a loser

I have an expensive vibrator if I need to cum quickly at any given moment. Pic related.

I got an extremely oily footjob last week by a cute middle aged Chinese auntie. It was heavenly and I came between her toes and soles. 10/10 experience

Does anyone worry that they're literally slaves? That they dint work for tips, because the money is taken from them? That if they fight back too much, they're penetratoed with a gun barrel? My wife and I had a fling with a super intelligent massage girl, and my family was almost hurt by the international crime organization that runs it.

My wife and I had a fling with a super intelligent massage girl

How'd you achieve that arrangement?

Had a fling with a massage girl. What a stupid nigger

15 years of marriage, 3 children, and trust.

Holy shit. Way to go!

Man the entire time I thought you said you worry you're a slave by your use of "they're".

Don't support crime though.

We didn't know she was a massage girl until months into the relationship. She wasnt actually a massage girl, but she was kept in the same compound as they were. We all met at a hotel bar on our anniversary and clicked.

The ones here in San Diego wear yoga pants and skin tight shirts. They won't strip naked when you pay to fck. They just clmb on the table, pull down their yoga pants, move the thong aside and slide your dick in their cunt. Every single one of the girls do practically the same. They say it's incase they get raided by cops, they can get down an pull up their pants, act like nothing was happening. Most clients are nude under their towls during the massage anyway, so plausible deniability

Point is, these girls have it rough. Try to bring some asian candy in for them or something, but keep it on the down low. Our friend used to smoke a single cigarette before going back because she said the smell was one thing they couldn't take from her. They're treated like cattle, but they've been conditioned to believe it's their choice. I guess a lot of them don't even know where they are. It's an ugly reality that lives just outside of our first world contextual understanding of life.

Same experience. If you go in looking attractive and fit, you get treated so well.
After the 20th massage I realized I needed to save some money, or slip to the dark side haha

Thats fuckin' lame but understandable. Are they at least hot?

That sucks. I'm lucky the ones I go to they get completely naked. And for the right price they'll use their naked body to massage you.

lame

That sounds fucking hotter.

Yoga pants are hotter than bare ass skin.

+ The risk of being caught

Stop being gay.

I've never actually seen one of these massage parlors in real life, I'm about 99.9% certain that it's an urban myth

Oh, really. I've seen them in the strangest places but I've never gone into one. I should have. Like there was one in the middle of a neighborhood of regular houses when I was biking around exploring. Fun times.

That sounds pretty unlikely. I was biking around once and saw bigfoot in the middle of a neighborhood. Do you see how silly that sounds?

several years ago

go to an Asian massage parlor

all the staff wore nurse like uniform

once inside the room they wore a tiny bathrobe

as the massage progressed she flash her slit to me hinting me she could offer it but for extra

I agree

she puts a condom on my dick and bagan giving me head

then she got on top and inserted hy dick on her pussy

few pumps later I was done

she was not even that pretty a bit chubby

but I got what I paid for

Yes but you never know. Maybe Bigfoot lives in a massage parlor. Or maybe they're alien ships camouflaged as these buildings.

Google "asian massage near me"

Interdimensional Bigfoot in the suburbs monitored by camouflaged alien ships.

Maybe the aliens ARE Bigfoot.

Like this

It's more likely than you think

I want a TV show about this, stat.

are all asain massages places like this? cause the one i went to in the mall wasn't like this.

How do you know if a place will jerk you off or sex you or not?

There were 15 in my city, but recently the city council passed a new ordnance that all massage places have to have a licensed massage therapist on staff, and that shut all most all of them down.

they're all in the same tiny thong/string style underwear, you can see that they're also women, and they can't even talk properly

how did you ask for a footjob?

just tell her watashi wa footfag desu

Springfield illinois lmao

kek

As far as telling a place from the outside, some vertical blinds in the front window to hide the customers who are in the lobby is a sign.

When you're there, and they're massaging your back, keep your fingers hanging off the edge of the table a bit. They'll probably put their leg there during the massage to see if you start rubbing their leg. If you do any they don't mind, they're game, especially if you work your way to their butt and inner thigh and they're cool with it.

I once found a hidden massage joint on the 23rd floor of a Brooklyn apartment balcony, believe it or not.

All three is possible

You know you can get more than just a jerk off right? Blowjobs and even straight up sex. I get sex like 90% of the time I go

Rubmaps will give you a clue of where they are.