Bois I fucked up

WHY YOU DISLIKE ME:

I've given you countless reasons to dislike me, but oddly enough, only ONE of them makes you angry:

I FUCKED ALMOST 800 WOMEN BEFORE I WAS 25 YEARS OLD

And you still don't have a girlfriend

notice, you have no advice or perspective regarding this topic.

You have no experience with girlfriends

pornography?... YES
YOU HAVE LOTS OF EXPERIENCE MASTURBATING

But you have no experience with relationships

women don't give themselves to you
women overlook you
women disregard you off hand
women dismiss you and ignore you

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ANGRY!!!

no matter how much you deny it
You hate me because You think I didn't deserve all of those women

You think that YOU are superior, a better person than me, and YOU deserve to have girlfriends, too.

That's why you're angry with me
because I've gotten SO MUCH PUSSY And you've never had a girlfriend

poor little gaming chair sissy boy
no woman will touch his penis
So his life revolves around masturbation

You're a masturbation machine

a dysfunctional human
incapable of attracting a life companion
So he became a masturbation machine

lol

Go unzip your pants and pleasure yourself again, irrelevant loser with the ladies

how old are you now, anyway?

when are you finally going to find a girlfriend?

WHY DON'T YOU EVER EVEN TRY TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND?

You never introduce yourself to girls in public

You never even try

OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?

I'm not going to limit it to just 40 posts

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

no woman has sex with you

WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU?

TELL US WHY WOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU

what's taking you so long?
answer the fucking question, coward!!

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU, LONELY BOY?

are you 25 years old yet?

are you older than 25?

because by the time I was 25 years old, I realized I had already had sex with almost 800 women

well over 700 women whose names were mentioned beforehand, and a few dozen whose names never even got mentioned at all.

That was all before I turned 25 years old

HOW OLD ARE YOU?
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND

WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU, LITTLE BOY?

You are such a sniveling little COWARD!!!

You refuse to answer the questions...
I've been asking you this same question for almost a year

AND YOU'RE STILL TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO ANSWER HONESTLY

AGAIN, MASTURBATING DOUCHEBAG:
WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU?

800 women

yeh OK fonzie, thats totally believable.... NOT!

AGAIN: You focus your anger on me for only ONE reason:

You are jealous

You're angry and jealous because I've fucked almost 800 women

And you've never had a girlfriend in your life

You've never had a woman love you, other than your mother

You've never woken up next to a naked woman who kisses you and tells you that she loves you

YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY

YOU'RE A GAMING CHAIR SISSY BOY

YOU ARE EFFEMINATE AND WEAK, LIKE A WOMAN

It burns you up to think about a loser like ME fucking hundreds of women

while YOU Have had zero sexual experiences with women

That gets under your skin so bad

ANSWER THE QUESTION, COWARD:
WHY... DONT... WOMEN... LIKE YOU?

Women are fucking men like there's no tomorrow

they're simply not fucking YOU

WOMEN AVOID YOU
YOU TURN WOMEN OFF
WOMEN ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOU

WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU?

actually, it's 100% true
absolutely unequivocally true...

I was a strip club DJ for almost 10 years in the '80s

And there was a sexual revolution happening back then

BY THE TIME I WAS 25 YEARS OLD, I HAD ALREADY BEDDED WELL OVER 700 WOMEN WHOSE NAMES WERE MENTIONED BEFOREHAND

(And like I always say, there was at least three or four dozen whose names never even got mentioned)

Like I said... The '80s were off the chain

But just because I eventually quit working at the strip club, that didn't mean I suddenly stopped fucking women

I've been married three times since then, and had dozens of girlfriends since I quit that strip club.

getting pussy is the easiest thing a man can do

but not for because women don't like him
women avoid him at all costs
women see right through him
He has nothing to offer a woman
He's not man enough
(He can't even support himself, because he's unemployed and still lives with his mother)

But he's not a child anymore

He's a full grown adult
AND HE'S NEVER SEEN A VAGINA IN REAL LIFE BEFORE

I've made him hate me
But of all the unlikable attributes I've offered him, The one that bothers him the most is HE'S NEVER HAD ANY PUSSY

AND I FUCKED ALMOST 800 WOMEN

SO HE FOCUSES ON ME
HE FIXATES ON ME
HE OBSESSES WITH ME

I get under his skin SO BADLY because he has no experience with women

It's really just that simple.
we all know how fragile the male ego can be

especially when it involves his COMPLETE LACK OF SEXUAL EXPERIENCE WITH FEMALES

He's very touchy about that topic, obviously

And of course when a novice hears me quote the number "almost 800 women", He will think to himself "That's a lie"

But it's not a lie...

in fact, I worked there for almost 10 years..

which means instead of flipping hamburgers, I was flipping naked women 8 hours a night for almost 3,650 nights

If you stop and think about the number 3,650, suddenly you'll realize 800 is not that big of a number after all.

I could have easily increased that number if I wanted to, but I was very busy dating and fucking those women, and I was picky and choosey, discriminating...

since I could get all the pussy I wanted, why would I settle for the ugly ones or the fat ones?

I was fucking the cream of the crop, you could say...

But yeah... I've got no reason to lie
nothing to gain by lying
I'm telling the truth

(And that one little faggot fixates on me SPECIFICALLY because he's never had any pussy, and he's angry and jealous)

He feels HE is more deserving than me
He feels HE should have been the one

also: I played lead guitar in a band, and that didn't hurt either

you'd be amazed how much pussy you get if you play in a band, and you don't even have to be famous.

women love fucking guys in bands
(especially the 16 and 17-year-olds)

AGAIN: If you're getting pussy.....

PORNOGRAPHY SERVES NO PURPOSE

apparently, you're one of those naive humans who thinks you can have your cake and eat it, too.

obviously your girlfriend wasn't quite as important as the pornography bullshit.

So don't pretend like suddenly she's important

she's smarter than that
she won't respect you again
You need to leave her alone
stop contacting her
stop texting her

she's already moved on

Even if she communicates with you here and there, she's never going to respect you again

And you can absolutely guarantee
SHE'S GOING TO MEET SOMEBODY SHE RESPECTS

SOMEBODY WHO RESPECTS HER

YOU DISRESPECTED HER
And now you're learning about consequences

stop contacting her. It's over. It's not her fault. You did this, not her.

to continue contacting her would be narcissistic on your part, and you'll probably end up with a stalking charge

If I were her father, I would tell her to go file a restraining order against you, so if you contact her they would throw your ass in jail for 6 months.

she needs to put her foot down
and make it clear
that if you contact her
You will go to jail

If you sat there cutting your arms like an emo girl in 2011, and you got a staph infection, and an abscess, and they had to cut tissue and muscle out of your arm

YOU COULDN'T BLAME ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF

So exactly what makes you think the relationship is any different than your arm?

YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF....

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON FOR YOU

instead of trying to breeze through this as easily as possible, a wise man would stop and pay close attention.

and learn from this mistake.

You disrespected her
over and over and over and over and over again

she's thinking about THE DATES right now

what dates.. how long were you doing this behavior..

she's thinking about the conversations you had with her during those times

how duplicitous you were

It's not like you disrespected her once, and realized it was a mistake

You continued disrespecting her

STOP CONTACTING HER
You want to finally show her some respect

STOP CONTACTING HER
BECAUSE SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOW

now she's free to explore her own life
leave her alone
or you'll probably end up in handcuffs

imagine seeing a thread about relationships, and actually having some real life firsthand advice to offer...

imagine that...

having experience with women, and being able to give an experience to perspective, advice based on real life anecdotal events

imagine having a girlfriend

imagine having a woman think you are more worthy than a nigger under a bridge

are you imagining that?
Good...
now clean your stinky gaming chair

I just realized something:

The average 11-year-old boy has more experience than you

Believe it or not, these days teachers walk in and find elementary school students having sex contests in the bathrooms

little kids...

You have less experience than the average 11-year-old boy

You're basically a toddler
a toddler struggling to grow facial hair
as he sits in front of his Lonely little computer, playing with his lonely little penis

You're a loser with the ladies...
And you're a coward
because you still refuse to answer my question

WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU?

I've been asking you this same question for almost a year now

WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU?

And I never said it was 800. Don't put words in my mouth

I said ALMOST 800

somewhere between 740 & 800

somewhere in there

You always pop in like a butterfly or a moth

then you insult me...

And that's when I ask you the same question I've been asking you for a year now:

WHY HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND?

And every single time...
You run away....
with your tail between your legs....
like the scared sniveling little bitch that you are...

The scared little boy

He always runs away and hides
every time he hears the question

WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU, LOSER?

obviously, you turn women off
WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU?

He always pops into threads....
and pretends to be a tough guy....

But as soon as I ask the question
WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU?
He runs away like a coward
and vanishes into thin air

He thinks running away will prevent everybody from realizing what a loser with the ladies he is

But he's mistaken....
because by running away...
HE PROVES I'M CORRECT

by running away in fear
HE EMPOWERS ME

keep your porn collection because she is breaking up with you retard.

I’m not reading it retard but keep spamming if it makes u feel better abt ur miserable life

Images like nudes or just creeper images like suggestive screenshots? Either way, ya dun goofed. There is a good chance she'll leave you so don't wait on her to stay with you

an SO who doesn't understand your needs isn't worth keeping, amigo

Take your meds, lolvis. You fat, babbling retard.

Like 5% of these replies are people responding to the OP, and then the other 95% is some guy with a broken caps lock key repeatedly spinning a wheel of random insults to type out every time he comes back and sees the person he is trying to get a rise out of hasn't answered his totally important question.

Idk when he started spamming/b/, but he types out paragraphs about how much pussy he gets and how successful he is. He's fucked either 500 or 800 women and "all before the age of 25"

about

Wait, you actually read his spam? I just ignore it and remind him to take his meds. I wish every anon would ignore him and tell him to take his meds.

no actual nudes or anything, mostly suggestive screenshots but for sure it's the number of folders that I made for each person that's probably concerning

Not all of it. The spam started out of nowhere, I noticed it like a good 2 months ago.
Dude says he's fucked either 500 or 800 women, all before the age of 25, and how easy it is for him to get pussy. You've had murderers, celebrities, and shooters on Anon Babble. You also have the mentally ill and the autists. You dun goofed. A few nudes would have been bad but you might've been able to get past that. Multiple folders is like stalker levels of obsession. It probably would have been better if it had been actual porn. I estimate your relationship will end promptly if it already hasn't

ngl I only get sex on the weekends every time we meet but it's the lack of sexual teasing from her that led me to find other fapping sources

doesn't excuse what I did tho

yea I kinda get it, no one in their right mind would stay with a person like me. I guess this a wake up call for me to stop being a creep and act normal

might stick to actual porn rather jacking off to those girls in those folders

in moderation of course

Being in a relationship with a woman doesn't mean you'll stop finding women attractive. Multiple folders over years? That's a compulsion

Congrats zoom-zooms, you just got school by Johnny Fucking Neptune.