Waifu thread
I don't have a timer.
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Rules:
Claim your Waifu/Husbando
No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
No stealing (unless you roll trips)
Only one claim per person
Keep RP/ERP in private.
Discussion is welcomed
Insults must be original
No oversexualized content
If you're posting images you're not lurking
Stop reading these
3D is almost always trash
Joining means a reserved place in hell
Most importantly, have fun!
what the FUCK.
I'm here to love and squeeze innocent Earth girl.
I have never had timers.
I don't have to, I can just point and laugh at maytranny.
Here.
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A friend tells me Hitomi is better so I might start reading there.
I should skin you.
Erf
Stamper was most well known as the narrator for battle block theater. He was big on new grounds originally though, that's where my old ass knew of him
does that count as bullying?
wtf where is her dick you said it was good
Start skinning, skinner boy.
He's too subhuman to register it anyway, it's like insulting someone with brain death.
Did you see her tongue?
no way in hell
what a strange Planet we live on
you bully noone maytranny
you come here to beg for attention
so don't do it?
of course I saw it but I didn't expect that being her secret hehe
your IQ is 65
Sure!
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This one is pretty peak as well.
Strange old place indeed
Goodnight anons. Remember to hug your waifu.
it doesn't look depressing to me, it looks like an old camera used to take photos during my childhood. It looks like home to me.
:D
it looks good I'll read it first
tell someone who cares
(:
This is going to sound deranged but, the auschwits toxic yuri doujin is kinda peak in storywritting.
=D
that does sound so deranged I didn't even have to finish reading the whole sentence
I'm claiming Donkey Kong, nobody jerk off to Donkey Kong tonight, he's mine.
Good night.
I made 50 off free meat
where's more trainwrecks im making a killing literally watching them die and post oics cant wait for corpse photos im charging extra and i know theyll show
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You have to read it to understand.
C:
is it your favorite?
I'm literally going to get paid like a i heritor when you die honestly probably more than anyone you know because you live with your parents like nobody but me will benefit from you dying lol
E:
I wouldn't call my favourite but certainly a well written one
Cuteness nacht Herr Erde
I will literally make money from you dying more than anyone else because I'm going to sell your death photos and people will buy it. You're worth more dead than alive because you own nothing. You have nothing to value. You give nothing. So you're worth more dead than alive. That's crazy, man.
Actually worth more dead than alive
EEee
tell me more about it while I read the others
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It's about Negev and Kar98, Kar98 is the camp director and Negev is a jewish prisoner, so Kar takes a fancy for Negev and tries to entice her, Negev fights back and lashes out at Kar so she gets hanged at the courtyard for like a day, so she behaves from then on.
It's not the same telling it, you have to read it yourself.
like what do any of you actually own? Nothing lol
you're actually worth more dead
like really
A home, 80k in savings, and a set of speakers that can reach over a quarter mile
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later later I changed my mind Mura is so good
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See? I told you Muramata san is great.
AaaaaA
the "walking" tho
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Idk what you mean, it's been ages since I've read Muramata.
I'm old too nerd
EHH
I thought we were doing a read along
Born in Indianapolis, Indiana, Vonnegut served in World War II and was captured during the Battle of the Bulge. He survived the bombing of Dresden as a prisoner of war, an experience that profoundly influenced his most famous novel, Slaughterhouse-Five (1969). This work, along with others like Cat’s Cradle (1963) and Breakfast of Champions (1973), cemented his status as a major figure in postmodern literatu
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Maybe I should read peak too.
Who
Asked
which peak
Classic maytism
Works every time.
I forgor...
whaaat
stupid sephardic jew
Spoken gotcha doesn't translate to forums
you're a dumb nepo baby so you don't understand
How'd you start working again? Oh right you work for your dad at 30 and live in his home
yknow you'd be laughed at here?
lol he mad
Yes he is
call out sephardic spic jew for being pathetic 30yo living with parents in parents home hoping to live there forever is going to make a sephardic jew mad
inheritance is a jewish tradition
I'm not mad, he is
lol lmao
Hes literally a jew why wouldn't he be mad
He relies on inheritance to have a domicile
i'd be mad if i was that pathetic
I literally live on my own no government assistance though I sincerely wish I was because of these damn tariffs
I ain't got shit but spinnach and canned vegetables
Eepy
May go to sleep now.
I should read some good ones tomorrow to recommend.
Cope
Meant for
Nah it's reaphe's a nepo baby he'd be homeless if he didn't work with his dad
I wish I could afford groceries but it's like 5$ for eggs and shit
I don't make that much. I can eat out and dtink every day but I can't do both well
Oh wow, I didn't pass out on the couch tonight. Good.
Goodnight everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.
he can't afford $5
go eep eep bottom
new? where?
I can but I budget
Literally certain expenses per month sometimes more one way than another
I got to pay for my home first like responsibile person
it's easy to say you'll spend money on food when someone pays for your roof and bed. You'll understand one day.
I can but I choose not to
Holy cope
I don't choose nigger
It's home or food. there's no choice
splurge on food as homeless or sleep on a bed
I rather sleep on a bed drunk and happy than full and homeless
you're obviously someone privileged
Just don't buy booze. Problem solved
drink is cheaper than food and you're happier
drink is same price as some food but food is no fun by yourself and you get fat and people hate you when you're fat
If I had someone every day over maybe id choose different but i get someone around 4x a month or 6
damn ports all v, g, vt, pol
lotta b posters rn
also these pics are Cal Arts
Cope harder
It's not even cope
I choose drinking over cheap food
I got a whole ham rm tho
Eating the fuck out this ham
Honestly forgot about it
Fucking delicious while drunk rn
salty and savory
I won't be hungover
can afford a ham
but can't afford $5 groceries
lol lmao
I didn't day i can't afford it just I don't want spen for it
I ate a whole ham myself like fred flintstone
ths nuch ham would kill allah dude and all the jews and muslims
But $5 is too much to pay for eggs
lmao
Cope
for someone who was never coming back, he sure is lurking nonstop and posting a lot
mods can dilate
eat muh dick trannies
pointlessly banning my posts i'm one if the few posters
bitch ass trannys posting bait 24/7 for a check
Well whoever pays 5bucks for an egg has brianrot. I pay 4bucks for 15eggies. Luv me some torture chicken eggs.
I drank that's why
I forgot the original reason but i was giving some other faggots shit and decided to talk shit to people here too