Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 404

Samael

I definitely missed it, yeah. Thank you for making one though.

Think nothing of it, you're welcome.

Crona

Nausicaä

I can't be Harley right now

I make that eleven (11) tributes. Shall we crack on now or reconvene and give it another shot tomorrow?

Alpha1918

You could play doubles or ask for many tributes, it's up to you Inna.

sakuya

or you could just fuck over Alpha like you always do

Much appreciated! This one goes in the collection.

Up to you, but I say wait a few more minutes and see how much traffic there is. If it's dead try again tomorrow.

Warspite.

Alpha makes twelve (12) so we'll push on. Roster's now open to sames, as many apiece as you like as quick as you're able to post 'em!

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Crack on, I need the company
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Calm down, Alpha makes exactly 12, that's why I mentioned doubles.

sakuya

Johnny Trigger

Conker

He-llo

Himiko Toga in her bra and underwear

Is everything all right, Harley?

Randy Marsh

Emmy

DDLC in their bras and underwears

Jane Shepard

Nezuko

Goku Black

No
My dog and my brothers dog ran of together the night before last, I've been walking around for two days calling/screaming for them, I can barely walk or talk right now
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Satoru Gojo

Desu.

As the host I shouldn't allow myself to be influenced by appreciation for entry images but...well...

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We're definitely there, cutoff!

Vladilea Millize

What kind of dogs were they?

Nevernind me then, I was just trying to push you over the line

Also, sorry, this pic has a gun

Hanayo Koizumi in her bra and underwear with smelly feet

Maiko Kiyomizu & Anita Masamune

Mine's a Terrier type mix, like a German Hunt Terrier but with aussie shepard ears and tail, my brothers is some kind of big bitch, black with tan eyebrows and such, she's in heat too, and there's coyotes every night, and tonight it's supposed to be like 20 fuck all degrees

Joe!

And can you please not type in past tense

As someone who knows how to value a dog's friendship, Harley, I wish you all the very best with this and hope everything works out for you.

Here's the Reaping, how are we all?

Ready!

I hope you can fnd them soon Harley.

Ready... to defeat my district partner, that is.
Shit, that's awful. I really hope your dogs return safely. All the best for you, Harley.

Swap desu.

Thank you Ingrid
And you Sakky

I have Miss Harley's cleaned-up version somewhere, but I can't seem to locate it right now

Lots of people with guns in there. So here's mine.

At least wherever the hell you are now, Toga, you don't have to hear the slow clap.

Smoking saves Nezuko from being killed in the Bloodbath.

Got that, Emmy? Not that it matters with your rage running so high and hot.

Deus isn't going to pass on the chance for some preliminary posturing.

It's all right, Andrea. As an exchange student nobody expects you to get it completely right.

SANJO!

Behold the based maiden! Dubs are proof!

(Thank you so much!)

patpat

Let's go!

Wait, was I in the locker or not?

I'm not sure how I got that wound Miss Ingrid

Pay no mind.
I had a little incident back in The Expanse...

Add one (1) to that tally. Jane's about to discover that the biggest target's not necessarily the easiest.

Sakuya has occasion to be pleased about the poor quality of English craftsmanship.

All well and good, Warspite, but let's see you duck this perfect storm of retaliatory shot.

How tall are you, Conker? because I imagine you as approximately half human size and blowing a great gory hole in Randy's stomach.

Shit out of luck, Frieren. Requiescat.

You need to try harder next time Andrea.

Thanks Catra
Here
Damn, that was buried deep :)

You are grabbing my wings...? Why?

You are a friend to Nandroids Miss Harley

Ow snap, I actually killed a Spectre!

Oh, okay..

Boo!

If you ask me, Joe, you're better off out of it.

Afraid so, Catra. That's a very shoddily written event and needs to be revised.

Be sure to pull your tail up after you, Sammy.

Conker is almost certainly the worst person here present. He's not calling the cops to report a crime or even because he wants help.

You do know that the contents of that fire extinguisher are heavily pressurised, Sakuya?

Then again Nausicaa *did* get some quite spectacular results swinging one...

For someone who made what was a pretty strong start, John, that's a quite hopelessly baffling choice.

You do know that the contents of that fire extinguisher are heavily pressurised, Sakuya?

Yeah I'll use it as a bomb mwehehe.

Whatever. Goodnight HG, and thanks for the game Ingrid.

Worry not. I often take the form of a simple crimson serpent. Just in case I need to squeeze into a small space.

(Goodnight)

OH THAT'S RIGHT, ALPHA, LEAVE THE POOR LITTLE DOLLY TO FIGHT THE DEMON, DESU.

There's something seriously wrong with whatever deity would intervene to save people like Conker and Nezuko.

Having already massacred the bullying jocks in the gym Emmy and Crona can afford to take their time.

All right, Warspite, I'll just say it: Your event greatly pleases the host and I will abuse my power to ensure that your revised grades stick.

Kosaku encounters one of the only tributes even more batshit crazy than he is.

See? I WON again. Also, goodnight!

Goku Black got the rizz. Looks Andrea's not the only one getting wet today
The homies are ready to shoot shit up!

I don't remember if I transparented it, but here ya go
Nighty

Your call, Nausicaa: right into that spinelss crowd of hemming, hawing cops or safely clear of them?

How's it feel to be the most honest and trustworthy member of your party He-llo?

The Doki Doki Lit Cub girls have no idea how to handle theirs, Emmy, and you should be able to scare them into handing it over with just the one threatening scowl.

There's a tiresome joke to be made about Black bortherhood to be made but not by me.

I was going to use the scissors, but I saw the bat near me.

Dispensing product

Only two (2) rounds ago you were bandaging him up and saving his life, Deus...

It happens in this order: Near-nude girls first, solicitously concerned Kosaku second, Sammy third.

Emmy just got knocked the fuck out!

May I make a recommendation, Sakuya? Concentrate your efforts on He-llo, that shit's so many kinds of wrong I can barely believe it happened.

I need to find them so I can kill them all...

Its Molly, but it should convey the idea

Early He-llo bet

My friend! I shall win this game in your honor!

Gotcha

KOSAKU KAWAJIRI. Of course it was him, of the others not even Satoru had what it took to see the Russian roulette match through.

(Although by the time Sammy's done with him he probably wishes he had.)

I think Sneed must have been standing off at some distance or sniping down from another floor because at closer quarters he'd have stopped a scissor blade with his forehead.

You're probably the only tribute with sufficiently steady hands to do this, Emmy.

"Oh thanks a fucking lot, Deus!" (final words of Andrea Spendolini-Sirieix)

As for Deus himself? He's bout to bust some shots off, 'bout to dust some cops off!

Someone set me up the bomb

EVERYBODY BE WARNED: Sammy's working up a new bomb and with Emmy lost to us you're now the short the only tribute who could realistically have neutralised it.

Of course He-llo *could* right now be looking to give himself a crash course in just that subject...

Don't reproach yourself, Deus. Cop killing's a thirsty business and even the toughest of cop killers can use a short break and a nice juicebox.

It's amazing that Crona and Sakuya were able to stand still and blaze away so recklessly but even more so that neither of them managed to score a single hit even when they threw their empty pieces at each other.

Now I have to repair that Miss Sneedruto

Damn we suck at this.

Wait, all 4 Doki Doki's hid in 1 locker...?

You know what? Maybe I'll stop killing... *PSYCHE* I'mma do this forever.

CHECK, CHECK, CHECK. All guns will be temporarily made safe and set down for the Feast.

Later examination of the school's CCTV footage reveals Samael twirling a long villain's mustache and cackling triumphantly to himself.

I blame myself, Sakuya, for not extending that temporary prohibition to melee weapons.

Better than 1 hiding in 4 lockers

Fuck, I didn't consider melee.

She's a maid so I basically killed her with her own weapon, right?

I feel as though I don't know anything anymore, Loona, but near the beginning of the game Goku Black climbed into one with Catra and then used her to shield himself from enemy fire. As for the DDLC girls they seem to be doing exactly what you've described again now.

And Crona's coming...

By the time this is over He-llo's going to be a lot shorter and stockier than was at the start of the day.

See , Deus. That you're sucking strawberry milk through a straw as you say so only makes it that much more impressive.

I'm a Warrior God. Killing is what I do best.

Sneedruto bet?

Can't beat that logic
I'm sure they just morph together like Voltron

From what I could tell Sakuya was already too heavily encumbered with guns, knives, scissors, bats and fire extinguishers to have the necessary slot left in her inventory. Oh, and you just saved the DDLC girls.

I like you as a character, Crona, but you were much too dangerous to be left alone.

A voice that no-one recognises is clearly heard howling protests from the vicinity of Sneed's midsection.

Deus seems extra bloodthristy, betting on him.

Samael bet then?

*Vehicle* Voltron, if the rate at which they come apart's any indication.

Go on, Sammy, at the rate you're turning 'em out you can afford to leave a bomb in your old homeroom as well.

WNS!

Samael

Deus

You may be a warrior god, but we are LEGION, motherfucker!

Monika

Evens Samael
Odds Dues

There goes another one of my proteges. Time to find a new one.
Of course I saved them. Four girls in the hand are better than one in the air or something, right?

*Deus

damn it

Heh, you're a dead Legion now.

Samael bet because Deus killed me.

While I'm not sure what says to you about his motives for killing Crona, Warspite, I'm getting a pretty unambiguous warning to go and hide under my bed for the next couple of weeks.

"revenge is sorrow
death is a reprieve
life is a punishment
others' achievements are tormentations
people are alike
i am different"--Dylan Klebold

That's an awfully long body to hang...
Thank you so much for the game, Miss Ingrid! :3

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Congratulations, Deus!

Our winner and proof positive that the toughest guys drink Binggrae, it's Deus!

Congratulations Mister Deus, thank you for hosting Miss Ingrid

I can't blame them, because I'm just that terrifying!
Thank you!

Congratulations, Eternal Warrior God Big D. Deus! Thanks for playing, everyone.

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IT DOESN'T STOP!!!

Congrats to Deuce and thanks for hosting!

Come back to this from a quick errand.

Bruh, moment.
Thanks for the game.
Congrats to Deus.

Thanks for hosting, Ingrid.

Congrats Deus
Thank you Ingrid