How would you spend 100 million dollars?

Fuck yeah

I wouldn't spend it... I would take the majority of it and put it into something that grows over time and that I won't touch at all till later in life. I mean currently like 20k would wipe out all my debt and I could live in the area I live in indefinitely with even a fraction of 100 mill. I'd probably just get more help for taking care of the property I'm at, buy a better computer set up, and just become a streamer.

Greaaaat. A bunch of fryer generals, have a thread to larp like they're Leonardo Davinci in The Wolf Of Lone Street.

start a youtube channel and become the next mr. beast by figuring out what the next viral bullshit is and make beaucoup bucks on top of the initial investment.

Put the majority into dividend ETFs so it pays for my taxes, travel the world a bit to find the perfect place to settle down, buy a house there, have as many children as possible before my wife turns 35, raise them to be smart and capable of building their own fortunes and to raise kids of their own that are smart and capable, probably start a business along the way as a passion project so I don't die from a lack of purpose.

With one million you can earn 5% a year safe with bonds or dividend stocks.

That means your getting 50k a year doing nothing. That replaces most peoples Salary job in America. The median income in the USA is 40k.

100 million is a silly amount of money. Id probably never spend it all in my life. If you buy a supercar and dont know how to drive it you might crash and die.

Id probably build a huge greenhouse and fill it with a bunch of bonsai trees and spend all day watering, feeding and trimming them. Just for my personal enjoyment.

Are you being retarded on purpose?

These losers really think they're hidden main characters who can just summon a fan base that will financially support them for the rest of their lives. LMFAOOOOOO holy shit you're a fucking deluded loser. I want to break your spirit just for saying that GOD DAMN! lol.

(You)

Win Lotto

Don't tell anyone. Get a lawyer. Secure the winnings and get everything squared away.

A financial advisor that isn't retarded

Make sure he has a good track record and knows a bit of financial history. He needs to know about gold / crypto and understand the shit financial times we are in.

Live off of your own allowance

After everything is squared away with legal and finance - just live off of dividends so you don't even really have to touch the 100m. Assume the econ is garbage and bonds are paying 5%... so you have 5 million based on that alone to spend. I would just spend 4 and reinvest the 1.

4 mill a year

Dont be stupid and you will be fine. Just live upper middle class for a few years until the economy stabilizes. At that point you will want to get into Real Estate if you still care about growing. If not your set for life as long as you don't buy retarded shit.

2 weeks in nevada brothel counties
4 weeks in Japan soaplands
buy houses in these places
build my dream house/survival bunker somewhere exclusive and remote
have it fully stocked with years of supplies
chill the fuck out, invest money, fuck bitches, smoke trees, wait for AI to make me immortal.

What kind of guns would you buy? Not a gun person but I would definitely stock up on some weapons just in case

yes.

hidden main character

not hidden, bitch. I'm right here.

build a stealth survival bunker in the woods or mountains with all the tech that i need, invest part of it, then hire someone i make sign a non disclosure agreement to bring me supplies every 3 weeks or so. maybe a helicopter pilot who could drop it. then i'd just live there. maybe with a cat or three. kinda like now but more comfortably, anonymously and with financial security

not hidden, bitch. I'm right here.

what? you're nothing bro. what??? i'm confused by your weird chirping bro. little bird bro.
Shut that shit up ngr

Invest 50 million.
Give 20 to my family
30 for modest living in a sensible manner.

No joke I would set aside 10k a year just for lottery.

So.... advice for lottery winners?

Know the common pitfalls. A very disturbing percentage of big lotto winners are completely broke within 7 years. While it seems like an impossibly large amount of money there are some unlimited drains on money you need to avoid:

- Drugs. You can blow it all on blow. If not the actual cost of drugs, all the legal and financial consequences thereof. Lawyers are more than happy to take all your money.
- Family and leeches. Greed is limitless and once you run out of good-will or money you'll love those friends and family.
- Scams. A lot of people will be looking to help you "invest". If your money is worth more to them than their reputation (their ability to get future investors), then you need to nope on out of there.

And then it depends on who you are. Dumbfucks with money are easy parted. Paranoid scitzos will never feel safe with it anywhere and will probably do something dumb like bury it in their yard.

Me though? Set aside 10 million in various trusts for the various family members. The one for the kids come with strings. Suzy wanted to go to college, so she doesn't get any money until she is holding an accredited degree. A useful one from a legit list. Bro's trust has a stipulation that none of it goes to his psycho ex-wife, and frankly good luck to him dealing with the inevitable bitch-fest about it. A couple here and there to important charities: The EFF, Linux (whatever Linus and Stallman are running these days), the pirate party, the green party, that Louis right to repair guy, and no joke probably Hiroyuki to keep Anon Babble running. I like censor-free spaces.
I'd quit my job. Work on my own projects. Probably hire a team to go work on the ones that I really want done and don't particularly want to do myself.
I think I'd buy a tunnel boring machine. That's about $15 mill right there all by itself. But underground complexes certainly seem likely in my future. Better to own than rent.

Invest what? The 5,000 left over? Everything you talked about is very expensive.

I would buy Anon Babble and get competent people to run it.

build loads of tampons and build a raft, start a business of tampon rafts.

I mean currently like 20k would wipe out all my debt

Something similar here. I have about $75,000 left on my mortgage, and that's it for debt.

I'd invest the rest in a low-risk investment and live happily, even at a %1 interest rate.

I'd quit my job.

I wouldn't do any of that until money was safely rolling in and I was veeeeery financially secure.

veeeeery financially secure.

Put it all in a crypto hardware wallet. Look at the portfolio. There ya go your financially secure.

you're a dumb nigger, that's why. suck start a shotgun you dumb nigger.

I would recruit teams of specialists to allocate these funds to funds to communist organizations.

A very long, very expensive drug binge in Germany.

Maybe set aside 10 million to purchase a nice house in the Czech Republic as well so I can leave leafland forever and live in the nice Czech countryside or maybe Prague

Friends and immediate family all get bought out of debt and given proper houses. I save like a few million for myself, nothing fancy, just enough to live modest but comfortably. I do not quit my job because landscaping is my therapy, anything left over goes to my local animal shelter and homeless shelter, 50/50 split.

If you buy someone out of debt they will go right back into it. Their mentality and habits wont change. They will be knocking on your door for another hand out.

You underestimate the people I choose to be friends with.

James?
Stop gambling you retard

Its the nature of all people in debt. Once they have money to spend on the credit card they will be swiping again for door dash and amazon.

dumbest fucking answer of all time, people gamble on crypto and stocks TO GET TO THE 100 MILLION YOU FUCKING NIGGER

make me. I dare ya.

Its not that dumb. The banks only insure up to 250k for each account.

So when you have alot of money you buy assets like Crypto or Stocks. You dont just let cash sit in a bunch of bank accounts.

The banks only insure up to 250k for each account.

If banks fail, your crypto is fucking gone.

honk honk if the banks fail then won't money be worthless??????????????????????

You assume everyone is in debt because they have a credit card and live like they're rich on money they don't have. That's a huge generalization and simply not always the case. I have like 4 friends, all of them came from shitty lives and fought for everything they had. They had fucking nothing and still managed to make something of themselves. That money would change their lives, and give them the fresh start they deserve. I don't even own a credit card. I strongly doubt any of them do either.

I don't know why you're looking for a reason to put down people who you know so little about that you don't even know their names or genders, but honestly it's not cool.

I don't want to come off as rude, I don't know you, and I don't want to insult you, but from what I'm reading it really sounds like you need to develop some empathy for your fellow man. Even a small attempt to understand others can go a long way in life. Assume makes an ass out of u and me.

i would invest it for future generational wealth and buy a compound for my family and then pay white couples to have kids

If things get so bad that if the US banking system fails, the only thing worth anything will be ammo.

No it wont. It will be secure on the blockchain. You keep the crypto using a Hardware wallet and all the funds are on chain. Not in a bank or exchange.

and cigarettes. and toilet paper. and bottle caps.

i would seriously just chill
youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0LFYa6InM

Hopeless retard

Wdym after taxes?
You are in Dubai now?

prove it. you can't.

if i got $100m that would be the last half of the deal i negotiated with the devil and i would be required to deliver a soul to him. he doesn’t know it would just be a chicken soul though lol.

Are you in Dubai now?

bro how'd you get a chicken soul? I know a guy that buys chicken souls for 100 million dollars a pop. you should let me introduce you to him (for a fee of course).

world hunger.
fuck it, might as well knock that one out after i invest in the company i'd found to research new technologies. progress has to happen at some point.

I would buy 3 or 4 homes, for summer time 1 home would be on the Oregon coast on a pine covered mountain with a view of the pacific ocean

For winter time I would have a house in the desert in the foothills near Yuma Arizona,

And a house in Las Vegas for when I get bored, and a house near Salt Lake City for when I want to play with fast cars and motorcycles on the Bonneville salt flats

They dont have to be big expensive houses, just normal 3 or 4 bedroom houses in your typical upper middle class neighborhood,

Looses 100milly in front of 100k people

Calls them retarded

Says he isn't retarded

Fucking brilliant
Delta Neutral faggot

Dump $10 million into my TSP account since it never goes negative and grows slowly, blow the rest on enough shit to live comfortably until retirement.

modest house on a few acres with enough set back to pay property tax annually

decent older car/truck with low miles

set parents up with a place to help them through old age, one I can also rent out later to a nice white family

put my nephew through his first couple years of community college

visit with family I haven't had the chance to because I work a lot and maybe help a few

surprise a good friend of mine with $200k for all the times he has looked out for me

Don't know what else, I still wanna live pretty simply though.

agent 47, in position on site in dubai. standing by.
honk honk dunno wat ur talkin bout m8 I've got the bread to make ur ass red.

use a million of it to get 10,000,000 dimes and throw them off the Burj Khalifa

Not James then
Good luck with your 100milly

i would just have to sacrifice the chickens soul to the devil

feed africa and india and turn the world into murder zone open sewer? you are a true villain

Buy a few guns & ammo, plus a couple million in one ounce gold coins and another million in silver one ounce coins,

Might as well buy a small cattle ranch and a few acres of vegetable garden, maybe an orange grove

There are over 8 billion people on earth and the number keeps growing, might as well cull the herd of the most umdesiresbles like criminals

Id pay down every loan of every family member within three steps of me, and for a few select friends. This would be less than 2% of the money, and would vastly improve the lives of people I love.
I would invest some in real estate for renting out in my city and in the capitol. Higher end rentals, they are less stress. Id put about 50 mill in long term mutual funds, put aside 500k for use and the rest in stocks with reasonable dividends to live off of.
Those 500k would be spent on a lot of travelling with my wife and kids.

war bonds.

but anon there's no wa-

war.
bonds.