Waifu thread

What are you going to do?
CAN YOU AT LEAST LET ME EDIT THAT THING SO THAT HER EAR ISNT THE SAME COLOR AS HER HAIR.

Just make it brown.

Have to hit a couple stores and pick up some stuff for the week.
Go for it, make it brown.

Why.
Yeah that sounds reasonable. I get it is pretty far away from you so you would have to drive there.
Why.

To metaphorically emphasize on the fact that she has to hear shit all day long.
Or a failed fox cosplay.

Ayo Relmo

That sounds like a stretch.
I cant believe youre actually still alive.

Natural selection is a lie, survival of the autistic reigns supreme, 9/11 was an outside job and Bush was innocent, John Kennedy's head just did that.
How's work? Is the spine still attached or have you permanently moved to snap city?

You still cumming on your fuck pillow lmao how many times have you gotten pickeye you disgusting slob

I got more or less used to the manual labor, I still reach my home made dust but I can more or less try to manage, Im still going to quit this month though, I fucking hate all of my coworkers and how inneficient they and the whole process is, Im going to try to land a job is something more formal and that sucks less, every time I step there I feel that I am going insane. Only good thing about this ordeal is that I now know how decent I am at keeping my poker face and cool, thats it.
How are you doing? Better than me I hope, you still working out? Are you ripped yet?

Have you not considered the possibility I wipe it down with a sleeve or a stray sock? Who do you fucking take me for? Some kind of animal?
Well fuck, but at least you haven't fucked your shit up long term. Are there even any jobs around that fit your qualification?
Yeah, I'm a bit better. Been sick for a while so less working out, and more fasting/cutting. Gotta get rid of that fat and then I shall bulk once more. Honestly probably should have not gone with fasting, I've lost a fuckton of muscle and now I look like a very hairy twink. Can't wait to fucking bulk again.

Yes

I sure as hell dont know, but I will try everything, hell Im willing to endure some more manual labor if they pay is better enough than what Im currently earning. I will send requests everywhere and hope one of them answers.
Im just happy that if/when I try to have a better shape I just have to gain weight as opposed to losing it, which seems like a fucking nightmare to every person alive on Earth. If I was so busy getting my ass handed to me by college and work Id try calisthenics.

It's just light teasing for being a waifu poster it comes with the thread. Some fags take it personally tho.

Anyways i'm making pizza I rode like 2mi on the bike isk how i'm gonna do this marathon coming up.

Then you right about that brotha
Hire a botfarm to send out your CV to every email address in existance.
Honestly it depends on how tolerant you are to food, if someone's eating the calroies for maintaining 50 kilos, they might consider the canadian approach to healthcare during a bulk. Losing weight can be easy if you don't actually care about the taste of food much.
Calisthenics is good, especially if you can do pull ups. Love that shit. Eventually you'll want some weights but calisthenics can get you plenty far

That is not a bad idea.
Yeah thats fair, not everyone is into vegetables.
I might consider that and cardio when I quit my job and have some time to spare.

Ok, I'm home

Reminds me, I have horrible news concerning mail. Hitler.rocks is no longer available at cockli. Thankfully they brought back nigge.rs so I can finally make a proper work email.
Which is retarded, vegetables are the good shit, ya feel me? I fuck with brocoli. I get gritty with gourds. All my niggas loving the gourd. All my niggas be lovin broccoli. Not cucumbers tho that shit zesty.
If you have to pick one, probably do cardio, feel like that's gonna have way more use in manual labour if you have to go back to it. Either that or stuff for the legs and back. Do SS+GOMAND essentially

Utter perfection
lol Noo GOMAD is a meme unless you're working out like crazy you'll be huge
jeff napier scoob werkstadt are better hell athlean X with his fake weights even or cringe alpha destiny

starting strength is good but the gomad is bad

Agreed. Finally, a worthwhile email service. A shame the fucking government hates them.
No no no trust me it'll be great. Calisthenics once a week and GOMAD will do just fine don't be a pussy. You're not a pussy, are you?
Scoob is good if you have copious amounts of cum to supplement your diet. Admittedly that is most of this thread so that's fair

Welcome back.

Hitler.rocks

nigge.rs

[Sensible chuckle]
Youre cringe.
Yeah, I should really do cardio, my stamina is hillariously bad.

You unironically tell people about your day, blatantly delusional thinking anyone gives a fuck about a lonely cuck like you

Youre cringe

No I'm Senko-poster
I probably should also, cardio is a bitch, but if you actually do it it's got ridiculous upsides

Do you want to play now?

I'm Senko-poster

Worst fox. Shiro top dog.

I would like to, yes, but right now I am busy, give me 40 minutes and we will play, I want to get rid of this assignment so I dont have to think about it anymore.
Youre a cringe Senko poster.
I should do it more than 3 days a week and for longer time for me to get the benefits of it.

Ooooooooook

Make sure to save the edit and overwrite then one you have.

Honestly it's personal choice but gomad is high fat and calories and yea you can't be a pussy but when I did it in 2010-11 I was strong as fuck but I went from 110 to180 in a year though even working out everyday 2hrs a day and eating healthy.
Werkstadt (yea he's gay) got me down to 135-140 while retaining strength but his site went down in 2021 and he made some meal planning site in 2023 and he flys planes and teaches about watches.
Alpha is for motivation from a uber manlet that's it

Shiro is the reddit fox, mate, what the fuck you on about?
No no, you see, I am the based waifu poster, you are the cringe and bluepilled poster. I don't make the rules.
Probably, 3 is right about perfect for a beginner. Make sure to blast tren while you run so your heart gets twice as big and you run harder.

Jokes on you, Im not even a waifu poster, your claims remain unfounded, and your taste still remains cringe.

Make sure to blast tren while you run

What?

Honestly gomad has always been a fucking meme in my eyes. The t-rex physiques speak for themselves.
Jokes on you I said poster, not waifu poster. My taste is supremely majestic, a mythical, immortal and cute creature that cooks good food and cleans your house. What the fuck else could one want in life?
Steroids. Heart is a muscle, train it to failure.
How's stuff besides work going for you? Any free time for drawing?

Semantics.

What the fuck else could one want in life?

Silence and money.

Steroids. Heart is a muscle, train it to failure.

Im going to beat you to death.
Theyre going thats for sure. I barely have time to draw, whenever I do have time I am mentally drained and I just want to do nothing for hours.

We can play now.

Great!

I will be creating the room.
Did you update the game?

Semetics, goy.
She can be silent and earn money by working as a world-class chef. Eat shit and die Senko's the best.
Do it, no balls.

Name: relm's circus of lag
Password: "pain".
What does that even mean.
Kek lmao, these waifufags dude.
If I did Id do it sneakily like the rat I am.

Smol foxe

The funny painter

Jewish nonsense.
Nuclear war over superiority. In person fight when?
Damn nigger didn't know you were jewish like that. We'd have a fair fight I think, I've lost my guns from the fucking fasting and cutting.

Is it really necesary for you to t bag after every stock.

Someone was asking for you a few days back.
Why did you even bring it up.
Im too broke for that mate, sorry.
You HAD guns?

Don't worry about it, goyim
Same. How do I kill you over the internet? Can I pay your local police department to come and tase you?
Slight guns. And abs. Only trace amounts now. I've lost it all once again

Projecting much?
Something tells me your currency is less valuable than mine.
Damn, didnt know you were a Anon Babblefag.

Ur a reddit dox.

aww, that's so sweet!
my waifu is scully from the x-files, because she is strong, independent and has a keen instinct to investigate

Yamada Ryo from "Bocchi The Rock"

Yes, fellow goyim
I'll give them a monkey NFT and $10 to tase you. I feel like that's a pretty good incentive, I'd tase my friends for $10.
Oh, not literally sadly. I do have friends who have guns, but I meant like biceps. Getting a license is a fucking pain in the ass unless I go to the army.
Lies and slander.

Who

gg

Basically what a reddit dox would do.

You fucking jew.
I sure am glad Im not your friend.
Sadge. Yeah getting a loicense for a gun here is tricky too unless youre on the police or the army, thats why I want to learn how to make a bow and learn archery in the future =^)
I think it was Suzuka.
Youre so cringe bro.

How so? Dirt wants to play, start the room up again

I don't remember the button to taunt

No thoughts in that head

Just set it up.
You just play in a very cringe way.
Are you fucking kidding me.

Bucket hat
How game?
Precisely my point
Yeah to be entirely honest I don't need money to tase my friends, I'd just need the taser. Be glad, be thankful. Find joy in relative safety.
Bows are dead simple if you're willing to go with a simple longbow. If you wanna do recurve bows or fucking compound bows that is a bit more interesting. Recurve looks so fun. Want me a horse and a bow, and the steppes.

It's settled then.
Shiro wins by default.

Well except getting more money to earn for a new bass

That doesn't explain anything. Yes, hurry up and set up another room.

relm's funky harem
test

God that Senko feels like a screamer every time.
You seem such a joy to be around bro.
Damn we have Mr BowMan over here, the fucking expert.

Just go to the control configuration tab and SET. IT. UP.
We should play Worms instead tbh.

hold up, what?

this thread is actually legit

Soggy hot dogs are more arousing now that incest is gone

What is it that you do not understand.

this thread is actually legit

Yes, a legit waifu thread to post waifus.

DUDE.

Ok i set it up
Do you wanna switch to worms?

Absolutely not. Shiro is the alternative, inferior choice. Senko wins by default.
It's truly a masterpiece
I know man I'm such a great friend.
Bows are just fun, get yourself a bow with a big enough draw weight and it's a fucking back workout. Tell me that shit ain't cool.
That sentence raises questions

Too late. It was already agreed on.

The dev thinks that adding a moth and clam girl makes up for the ridiculous amount of grinding

Sure, since Flash fucking collapsed on itself for no good reason. What a well made game bro.
Make sure to tell Dirt too, now I gotta see if I can open Worms without the PC dying. That and that I dont remember how to fucking play.
It is a nightmare.
Youre not.
I prefer crossbows myself.

Ok, pw is anzu, let's see if I remember how to set this up

The situation calls for violence
How good is the moth bitch though.
Does it look like she's in a cute sweater and shit?
And how the fuck did he do a clam.
It takes a genius to create something so uniquely haunting
Slander. I only make them suffer occasionally
They're great but they're a bit of a pain. I've fucked around when I was younger with homemade shit but it's always a chore to make a proper mechanism for them

I have zero idea how this worked, care to refresh me on that.

Go into network play, join the anything goes channel and look for my name there.

Sure. Your deathwish is my command.

Cant connect =^)
Are you guys in already?

No, we are experiencing technical difficulties