Cele/b thread

Cele/b thread

enjoy some fresh Kendall on me

Who done got SLAUGHTERED.

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they've def done that again when Cara wasn't wearing pants

it was a pretty big news story at the time but i always forget there are folks here who don't remember the 90s. my bad.

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I can remember sitting in my truck and listening to the trial. I think. Goddamn so long ago.

it was a vicious and senseless SLAYING
the crime scene photos in the book... well i won't say too much in case you haven't read it yet
OJ was "outta pocket" to borrow a cliche

TL;DR rich black man helped by poor black man getting beaten earlier and cops trying to get rich off crime scene souvenirs
Damn Knon, you're ancient like allison and I kek

now they would just say OJ was bipolar/mentally ill and let him off with a slap on the wrist and make him out to be the victim

Crime of passion

Gloves don't fit

Something something.

oj was innocent

his ex and that waiter tripped and fell on that knife in a comically tragic accident worthy of a naked gun film

nobody can ever just be crazy or evil anymore. everybody has to have a "condition" to justify their behavior
a generation of excuse makers

All that shines turns to rust

Some people just are what they are.
We have become obsessed with WHAT ARE REASONS WHY though.

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BREAKING

Delta passengers flying from Atlanta to Chicago were forced to physically hold the plane together after the interior roof collapsed mid-air.

Welcome to the new normal of crumbling infrastructure — in the sky.

ANOTHER ONE.
Fuck sake.
Is that the competency crisis?

your honor, you're never gonna believe this

didn't know spirit bought out delta

Going out for some exercise, enjoy your freedom from me while you can.

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I have no recollection of Christmas 2002. None.

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No shit, there I was...

Partied hard and put someone away wet?

main thing i remember from late '02 was the D.C. sniper attacks

Black guy firing out of a hole he drilled in trunk of his car. Something about a Michael's Craft Store.

it's nuts that Malvo could actually be paroled someday just because they banned life sentences and he was still only 17 when he did it
they should never let him out

Moved 3000miles away from friends and family. I was probably just drunk.

Damn. Pretty strong eggnog
If we could consider letting out a fucking Manson groupie, he can have his day at parole. Won't get him anywhere

hey she got her wish
biden freed peltier back in january
i don't get why so many celebs championed this guy
they act like they were there and know for sure he was innocent

Dude was born in 1944.
He is just waiting to die at this point.

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peltier being indian can do no wrong in the eyes of celebrities who worship non-whites

I was born half a decade later and I'm doing the same

i hope he turns out to be one of those fake indians like Buffy Sainte-Marie
i love when that happens

well hopefully we're helping to make the wait slightly more enjoyable for you

J6 insurrectionists being white can do no wrong in the eyes of so called christian conservatives who worship oranges

I was born in 1949

Oreally.

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that's a long time to be alive. especially in this world. and as part of the human race. i pity you.

Some of you do
Decade, century, millenia, let's not get semantic here

vampire oj: "i've crossed oceans of time to stab you"

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I am going to stab you .... with my meat pole
repeatedly

stake me with your steak, but know this - i will return

bleh

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I was born in 1984

That's more like it.

our canadian friends north of the border have an election tonight
just a quick lil heads up for them because i know canadians don't follow politics at all

Or 1994.

I was born in 1984

hey that reminds me of that book

garfield: his 9 lives

well thats a big difference then. that puts him at about my age. that's nothing special

I was mistaken. I fucked up my calendar maths.

the USA has been locked into a perpetual neverending election cycle ever since the proliferation of 24/7 "news" (read: politics) channels

The oldest anon I ever ran into claimed he was in his early 70s.
It was weirdly believable. But who knows.

I fail at basic English, you fail at basic arithmetics. If we put our minds together, we can pass 3rd grade

You'll always be special to your grandparents. Until they die, at least

They would common core me to death.

What shitbag business model.

common core sounds like a sub-genre of punk

like folksier folk punk

do not lul at a creature of whom death himself dreams

i am of the night! big scary! bleeeh!

I've been to Darfur and Sudan and the Congo, I've been shot at

clooney is a pompous windbag kek

shitbag business model

people with fomo glued to their TVs

advertiser's dream

more like what a shitbag society, but that's for marxists to explain in more detail

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Yeah but what happens when everyone gets sick of your shit and just stops paying attention?

the guy who owns one network starts another network that claims the last network was lying to you/too liberal and you get hooked on that one

or, if you're more cutting edge, you create a social media platform along the same lines - tv is lying to you, but our alternative to facetweetgram delivers 24/7 truthbombings

you greatly overestimate the intelligence and reasoning skills of us simple americans, anon :3

There was this guy in my friends group in school, cool kid, sucked at all courses.
He went to the US for his last 2 years before coming back and going in college
He was a 12-13 student (out of 20). He kept sending us pictures of his report card in us. A's everywhere except English
That was before 2010 though

If I had a nickel every time I regretted late-night eating, I'd afford more late-night snacks.

rachel zegler (she/her/hers)

good thing she pointed that out so we don't think she's a man, she must think she looks like one

speaking of sizable

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need disney to greenlight a howard the duck remake with zegler in the lea thompson role

MORE pls

make it R rated with profanity and tasteful zegler nudity/toplessness
keep it still set in the 80s as howard wouldn't work as well in another era

i don't think anyone likes that howard the duck movie as much as i do
i think people need to go back and watch it again
its very funny and i like the story

I refuse to believe anyone genuinely likes oatmeal without being under duress.

pretty sure the 10/10 in bongland meme at least in spirit began with either princess di or the spice girls

there's a somewhat unsettling facial resemblance between former PM stephen harper and the late Diana

Anon Babble bros are going after our girl again

Di had a classic beauty and was beloved even in countries England hadn't owned at least briefly. The Spice Girls is my bet. Posh at her height was still at best an 8 over here
Fuck them and the horse they rode in on, still WOULD

Pierce Brosnan has be the only person in existence who was born and raised in Ireland to Irish parents that can't pull off an Irish accent. And he's an actor! Embarrassing stuff, someone should've told him.

Hello. Chloë was ugly as a child.

Here are a series of pictures of Zendaya because reasons.

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Hopefully Anon Babble DOT org SLASH b is functioning better now than it was a few days ago.

Chloë has a body that resembles a kitchen appliance. She's still ugly.

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I haven't read any of the posts in this thread, again because of reasons.

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Canadians "go to the polls" today. The last post in this particular sequence will express my opinion on this.

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Until then?

More Zendaya.

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This particular photoshoot / marketing campaign reminds me of a recurring "dream" I have.

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i kinda dug the spice girls (particularly baby spice iirc) back then but i was just a kid
then britney blew them all out of the water and i never looked back

PSA: Never forget: Breakfast truly is THE most important meal of the day.

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baby spice was basically an uglier/bong version of britney before britney

Nor this one.

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Tee-hee

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ugliest mainstream modern day celeb

...

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Why is this person is creepin' on Space Zendaya? We'll never know.

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She's gorgeous, but that hair was awful even for what they were going for and i stand by the ears not cutting it

Exercise - something most of you degenerate dipshits haven't done in a looong time and would benefit from incorporating into your lives.

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Was that a lil harsh? Maybe. I can't say I care too much either way.

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Regardless, this little sequence of images has almost reached its conclusion.

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there are some really neat concepts at the heart of the movie, and the creature effects toward the end are genuinely creepy and awesome

but overall there's just too much cringe throughout its run :-/

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is she supposed to be a vulcan or a romulan and what was this from

It has now it's finished.

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Opinion on the election in Canada follows...

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Hudson’s Bay officially says goodbye after 355 years

I jut did 20 squats after taking a shit just because I felt like it
Not everyone is a fat slob like Troy or a weakling like choli

On the topic of elections in Canada - this is addressed to you Beady you repugnant balding hobo sack of AIDS spunk.

You? You need to die. But before that you need to vote. It is vital that the best candidate possible is elected so that beloved Canadian actor Jacob Tremblay may be happy.

He may not be the worlds premier sexy shota anymore, but his beauty has caused my heart to fill with joy, and my penis to swell with blood before expelling ooh so much cum over the years.

Do it for Jacob Tremblay bd, you repugnant cunt.

As y'all were.

Fat piece of shit

It has now it's finished.

That will haunt me until I forget about it.

I jut did 20 squats

masochist?

Humbly requesting millie's newest teases

I watched doctor Sleep last night. I was so happy when that ugly baseball kid died. It should have been even more painful

hey you suck, faggot!
and you talk like a pedo

Webrn

Shohei Ohtani?

Millie still gets me rock hard

she's like a fine wine.

I need to fill my millie folder with her latest pics

With the exception of Sadie all the actors in Stranger Things have grown up to be hideous looking.

Noah was sooo cute.

yup
Sadie's hot af

She's the only one remotely talented.

no woman's worth crawling in the dirt
so
walk like a man my so uh uh un

you're a sick fuck for that noah comment
anyway sadie and millie are equally fuckable

Millie looks like a haggered woman who is a few drinks away spending another nite on Facebook unleashing another tirade of abuse against the ex who broke her heart. She's also utterly devoid of any talent.

She was also in "The Electric State" - and everyone involved in that project should be fed into a woodchipper.

I'll make an exception for Woody Norman.

the millie hater is informing us of the depth and scope of his panoramic faggotness

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rare sarahsmile <3

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..

cute smile

>I'll make an exception for Woody Norman.

PEDO.

Chloё <3

mhm

we don't get to see it often enough <3

I knew that was gonna get them, lmao
Have a nice evening, thread. Never change.

Bye bearded anon.

Kissable :3

Cya, anon

Them hips. :o

More tummy pls

Kill yourself bd you dipshit hobo.

Oh, and btw Noah was 14 years, 10 months, 12 days old. I mention it because you can see him in the left corner.

Why is Beady doing this?

The irony, btw, of THAT being how you post under-aged sexy shota in these threads makes me do a hearty kek.

why does the poet dream ? why does the musician compose, why does the artist delight with canvas and paint ?

That's deep.

is this real?

Today I am fapping to my queen.

Apparently there are new (or at least newly previewed) Avril leaks. Have these turned up anywehre yet?

There was a particularly annoying dipshit hawking said wares Saturday. The same one with "new" JLaw pics. All but the most retarded of anons ignored him

It really is tragic how brain damaged she is. Fortunately she was able to enjoy a rich and fulfilling life before the life changing injury. Unlike some.

Well colour me retarded, anon.

No need dear anon you did it to yourself.

Colour.

God Save the King / Congrats on getting a New Pope soon / Hope they fix the energy grid soon <--Delete as applicable.

My biggest fantasy?
Why, it's that I worked in a pub with Daisy Ridley before she was cast in anything, and we secretly would hook up and fuck in the stock room after closing (Sometimes before clocking out, hehe) and I gave her some good advice for an audition she had coming up, but she couldn't tell me what it was for, and it got her the job, and she told me she couldn't tell me what the job is ("It's Star Wars, but you can't tell anyone ok?") and this secret brings us closer, but she becomes famous and moves to Hollywood and marries another actor and producer, but I go to the wedding, and I see her for 15 minutes before the ceremony, and we fuck, and we have to be quick and I can't mess her make up, and we occasionally meet up to have sex, despite me being married to Emma Watson and having kids with her, while Daisy is married to Tom and has no kids because her womb is barren so she lets me hit it bareback because even though we both love other people, we just feel safe with one another and have that unspeakable connection y'know?

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why are women so hot anons?

Nobody is reading that. Suffice to say given the image it'll be inane retarded drivel from either an Indian hello sirs or a britbong.

If one can tell the difference these days?

May I join you?

Me friend with lady

Me have complicated sexual relationship

Lady has haunted ovaries

Fill with inconsequential semen on her wedding day

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I found two pictures of Sabrina Carpenter in one of my Jacob Tremblay folders last nite when looking for, umm, "inspiration".

She didn't look even remotely plastic.

why are you like this

Fascinating anon. Truly.

haunted ovaries

I haven't had caffeine for 118 days.

damn nigga

I was going to try no fap but it would have killed me.

i dunno

probably something you did

oh yeah me too. no fap would be insanely hard, caffeine sounds much easier. any reason you did that?

I wanna lick your queen

BEADY RULZ HERE

NEVER FORGET

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most likely

Linebacker

Most New Years Resolutions are pointless and people set themselves up to fail by trying to live up to unachievable goals.

I set myself two - avoid this place for a year and quit caffeine. I lasted 3 months before coming back to this cesspool. Why caffeine? Honestly I was drinking waay too much.

Sometimes after I finish fapping I look at when the pics of Jacob were taken and I hate myself.

NEVER FORGET WHAT HE HAS SACRAFICED FOR US

Sacraficed.

And it it wasn't already apparent you didn't graduate high school...

totally agree, new year resolutions last like one month maybe, maybe even one week in worse cases. just take things slowly i guess and set up easier goals

Who?

His name is Parker.

Tell it to your therapist. We don't care.

His name is KING.

I gave you a free hitter there btw with that.

Not you you balding hobo.

ONLY BEADY CAN SHOW US THE WAY FORWARD

HE STILL OWNS /cel/

that's a woman

Barely

That reminds me bd I must check in with your mother and see how happy she is now your brother has given her a grandson.

She was positively buzzing with delight last time I checked. So much love in her eyes for the lil one.

Imagine what that must be like. To look at your mother and see love reflected in her eyes not pure hatred.

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BEADY RULZ

WE LUV YOU BEADY

There's a particularly adorable series of pics of Jacob where he's wearing a sweater adorned with the Canadian flag. If only all Canadians could be talented, hot, rich, and have a family who loves them eeh?

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That isn't Jessica Alba.

i really like women anons. like a lot

Happy Birthday Max Jenkins for April 30th if I'm not around to post it on the actual day.

lewd

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Which alt. version of hell did you disappear to during the downtime I wonder?

so lewd...

lewd

STOP

Fresh as in new pic or did she have more surgery? I've got a kindle made of plastic that's older than her booba.

You have autism.

FUCK CHOLI