Stop saying "slap" when referring to food

as a bay area nigga this misappropriation of our lingo really makes me question humanitys value
idk who let this term out there for ignorant retards to abuse and its unlikely ill be able to change the way people speak but its truly sad to see such a grave misunderstanding
its smack not slap for christsake
get it right you culturally bereft zoomer fucks
i would say im flattered but this pathetic display is only worth of derision

keep your degen slang in san fran then californoid

Never have, never will, now do us both a favor and kys.
Also, we use hard Rs around here, nigger.

okay, noted
in the instance where i do feel like using bay area lingo to describe things, i will remember this distinction.

i wish others would do the same
unfortunately they dont think like me
ok im a bay area nigger does that sound better to you?

thank you for your understanding

I like to take it to uncomfortable levels

damn, this abuses

wow this rapes

shit fucks

don't give a shit

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kys nigger

still don't care
cry moar

dont care all you want its still a cancer destroying our society

you don't get to control the evolution of language, especially slang, it changes constantly over time, in every language, forever

what's that got to do with the price of wheat in Southern Zambesia?

yeah no shit i said that in the op
doesnt change the fact that people are using it wrong and should be called out for it

who gives a fuck about southern zambesia we werent buying wheat from them anyways

using it wrong

people are using it wrong

do you know how many countless examples of people using words "wrong" exist in your daily vocabulary already?
so many words are from someone mishearing a word, or from it being said or heard differently than intended and then being used by others, and over time the meaning and spelling become different than they were originally
you already use many of these words every day, or often. "goodbye" is a perfect example of that, if you don't know what it was originally you should look it up
tl;dr language evolves, get over it

yeah idgaf about your stupid game of telephone if a word has been used one way all my life and i see it used in a new fashion by somebody who doesnt understand the original meaning then theyre wrong

. "goodbye" is a perfect example of that, if you don't know what it was originally you should look it up

god be with you

a word has been used one way all my life

language changes quickly, inside of a lifetime, you're seeing it happen in real-time, congratulations
especially with slang, that gets invented and changes on the order of a handful of years, and is only more accelerated with the internet now

words made up 100 years ago

based, cool, real, I love them

words made up 10 years ago

evil, disgusting, portends the end of humanity as we know it

stop misappropriating human languages. and ruining them with disgusting monkey speak.

still doesnt change the fact that people are using the word in a manner other than its intended meaning. a perversion if you will
i almost wanna say "this but unironically" but your statement is missing a lot of the nuance and i honestly dont wanna go too much into detail but the main point is even more recently coined terminology is misused and its a shame

using the word in a manner other than its intended meaning

are you going to report them to the language police?

i am the law nigger

presumably at least some south zambesians do

these posts do not slap

well they can care all they want nobody else is gonna care about them or their nation and so they dont matter in the grand scheme of things
i will give u credit for using the term properly but this post is cringe as fuck and most certainly itself does not slap sorry to break it to you

how bout "schlmacks"?

powerful
fierce
stunning and brave

how bout "schlmacks"?

no
schmackalackin may be acceptable but certainly not "schlmackin" in any written medium although if spoken it may be passible

Valid points.

this shit bussin
this shit smacks
this shit hit
this shit fie

of course
thank you for purporting the proper terminology even despite your disability

this shit fie

its fye btw (idk if that was a typo i just had to correct it)

shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player

I find it kinda bussin
I find it kinda cap
that the dreams in which I'm dying
are the ones that kinda slap

I come here for arcane crypto poetry like this.

lmfaoooooooooooooooo

They did the same with Based. Never has a term so viciously and retardedly been misapplied and misappropriated. Only one man is based, and that’s the basedgod.