We are getting so many thumbs up to our Cybertruck today. Way more than ever before, even when it first came out...

ain't that the gayest thing you ever seen /hap/ where you at? Dude has a sex doll with a mans face as motivation

Nah that's gay you have an image of a man as motivation

i don't know what hap means but its obviously a joke to provoke a reaction from a little gay guy who can't let anything go. so yeah i guess im smart enough to figure that out pretty much instantly

buy sex doll

put my face to cum

You're gay dude like really gay

/hap/ are threads cataloging happenings across Anon Babble this is literally lolcow behavior not troll to most to have sex with a mans image on a sex doll trying to pwn
a troll

less than a quarter of all americans voted for trump

are you devoid of a sense of humor or are you so autistic that you take everything you see as literal

he literally paid like 600usd for that that's really gay like you could pay someone rent and you wastes time to pwn a troll
it's either that or you already had a sex doll which is lolzworthy itself

I do see humour that you paid 600$ for a joke that just says you're gay

I didn't pay for anything I'm not the one who posted it. i just think it's strange how easy you are to lead around

Cope nigger regardless it's gay as fuck

like dude you want to have sex with me?
you're a fucking faggot

nah i thought it was funny, and your reaction was like someone wrote a script and you read it. you really are a good actor

You’ve devoted your life to us, so I thought the least I could do is bust for you. Do you not like my gift, baby?

No dude you're literally trying to have sex with me in a very literal sense
you're a faggot

just double down on gay shit?

by being a spectator and having a little giggle? damn you're so judgmental.

I get to fuck Shane every day of my life like the little good girl he is

Just so you know, everyone waving is a fucking retard and so are you.

they look like shit

That doesn’t happen

These niggers went gay as shit like i always said they're fags and troons literally and hookers

You’re my wife until the end of time

another interesting thing observed in shane is that he takes the actions of individuals and attributes them to anyone who might visit the thread. he even does this for threads in the past present and future that have no correlation to the current thread. he does this to cross pollinate his schizophrenia but no one is really sure why.

I am a man dude

You have to forgive him, he has the brain of an adolescent baby

Nuri is a man, you bitch and moan like a woman. Ergo, you are a woman. One that I will make moan every night.

Bro nobody else cares
there's repeating evidence you're gay crew unironically
you can't win anything you're just upset gay people now

im not gay though i only like dumb broads

literally thinking having sex with a man wins

you are an idiot

Apparently not if you cum to men

i don't you're talking to different people in here mr namesync genius

Put a name or get treated the same.. if you share feelings you're gay
say they're gay for that atleast because it is

nice riddle faggot.

please use doxsync because it will get so much worse

I’m not in it to win it, I’m in you.

i want to hear you sing a real hero on vocaroo in your ernie muppet voice
youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8
if you do it i'll give you 4 unclipped shekels.

I am incapable of remembering numbers and cannot remember song lyrics but have memory for everything else past 20 years and can remember events exactly
It's my nerf
literally can't remember numbers at all or lyrics

how does karaoke work

you're like a reverse rainman

Yes I been called that and was taken to casino and won alot

wouldn't that hinge on you being like rainman and actually remembering numbers and not a reverse rainman? how fried is your logic center exactly

I'm actually very good at cards and used to face flappy in uno but got shit hands so lost a few times

You can still do rainman shit if you have total recall without numbers

so thats why you're collecting welfare in chicago. who knew being successful would look so glamorous

flappy was uhm always

I literally don't lol

oh thats right you own nightclubs and stuff i forgot lol

Yes i'm a nepo

a nigger enthusiast posing online. of course.

lost a few times

but how many times roughly? a few can mean 2 but it can also mean 8

I wasn't always i literally used to sleep on the ground
but i literally been across the world because i'm one of the most connected people
literally what?

its called an acronym stupid

It's terrible Nigger Enthusiast Posting Online doesn't work Nurtures Envy Puts others down

nobody else cares anyway

good point

Jealous

Log fag enraged that people are trashing musk's nazi shitmobiles

You reap what you sow

I don't like you so you're jewish although i'm supporting actually race mixing jews.

Nigger what?

Oy vey Shaney boy, you hardly touched your gefilte fish. Eat up so you can be big and strong and rage at white women that don’t fuck nyiggas

calls non jews jewish

yes goyim we look same so we're same

im not jewish btw don't mind english aristocrats heritage

it's the reason i don't like you not THAT i don't like you that makes you jewish. i know that's impossible to explain to you since you can't even understand what an acronym is

literally alabama

says jewish

puc related (jew/you)

you're pathetic

proud of looking Jewish

Jew confirmed

You said you’re from South Carolina? Being a fan of a football team (college btw not even nfl) not from your state is absolute Jew cuck syndrome

You're blowing my buzz kike

if i started calling shane a jeet how long do you think before he starts calling everyone else a jeet? i'd say 3 days max. i should come up with a nonsense insult that sounds like a real insult and test the waters with it. shane you're just a flatlander. fuckin flatlander piece of shit.

You're not from the south obviously lol nfl ain't shit only college

Shane is literally a flatlander. Not once has he gone to a mountain. Even Nuri has been to mountains.

shane are you the one that constantly tried to get nuri to watch niggerball with you

scrambling kike

Actually I am from Alabama. I was born in Huntsville. College football is for fucking losers or school children.

lol I member that

I literally lived in tennessee and rockies

Shut up flatlander.

No you're not explain the area my fam is there for 100years

The fuck you mean explain the area? You’ve never even heard of Zaxby’s before the google search you do after reading this

nah that's someone else i never brought up nfl

I take my scrambled kike with texas toast and gravy

Zaxby chicken place yea i know do something more than a restaurant

what if i bring up crystals? It's like white castle

Uh huh. Our school in the 8th grade went to the space camp at the space and rocket center which was fun and sparked my love of space.

yea i been there also

FUCK I fucking miss Crystals so much. Also jacks. Jack in the box in the other regions of America sucks balls

And Hardee’s is objectively better than Carl’s Jr

dude i used to do rodeos literally taking down bulls i'm really from there literally kkk headquarters my stalker knows this like i'm supposed to be embarrassed for owning horses and shit

It is

burgers spergin bout their shitty fast food

Every time

They're regional
It proves where you're from or been

Look Shane and I may have our differences on everything else, but southern food is way better and we can agree on that. Popeyes wishes it was zaxbys and crystals is the goat of sliders

I used to go to kountry kitchen kafe often and yes all k's

I eat healthy food I wouldn't know about these stupid places that brainwash you into
Vote for Republicans

Healthy
Republicans
choose one

I used to go to piggly wiggly before camping at the guntersville lake before it got hit by the tornado

I still do we got them here south and midwest is really close georgia sibling city is chicago

Eating burgers literally makes gets you to think "hey Trump's right, he really does need to slash a fuckton of agencies"

I used to process meat i actually got doxxed because of that. They doxxed me because I killed a pig for meat literally dudes now pretending to be a farmer which is laughable like you literally doxxed someone you ended up being but gay

why did the american people even vote elon musk into power, he's not even an american

I lived in Alabama for a majority of my youth then I moved to Georgia and that was no joke my first encounter with black people and I was shocked because I didn’t think they were real until I was in 9th grade

the bacon cheeseburger is the ultimate anti kike food. they can't eat it and they hate that it's so good.

Imagine being this obsessed over people that are smarter and more successful than you

imagine not being able to bite inti a bacon cheeseburger without bursting into flames

I used to go on river alot it's a delta after all
anyway i might get more beer usual faggot blew my buzz

Alright but now I gotta go back to hating you because I have my sweet sweet sex body with you lol

Why do you think all Jewish people are religious dumb shits like you?

i said kikes not "all jewish people" stop getting offended for other people or i might start thinking you're a kike too

I bet you make the same retarded "argument" about Black people

See, this is why antifa just punches chuds like you

and simply dispenses with the need for any discussion

yes i think black people and niggers are 2 different things and if a nigger gets offended at hearing or seeing the word nigger it only proves the point. you stupid kike nigger.

E, I'd like to see you try to punch me. Go on, I dare you.

I can't hear you

you're getting punched fat ass

I punch Jews. Don't you?

E

So the fucking log fag is behind this stupid retarded faggot thread too
Wow big fucking shocker there

You literally make more than half of the fucking threads here you spamming fucking loser
That should be a Perma ban under the rules

you should concentrate on you own feelings and not everyone elses.

Funny you should look in the mirror
Because clearly Jewish people make you scream like a little faggot

Never thought I’d see Shane simp over a girl

Nature abhors a vacuum

nah I'm just awake to what's going on now and actively doing my part to remind everyone. if you don't like it you can lick my butt.

In other words, Jews trigger you and make you impotebtly chimp out

I'm nit simping she gives a good bj obviously. I should have taken offer if she wasn't a whore i'd maybe date her ngl were near same age

impotebtly isnt a word and tkd. total kike death. cry more jew faggot

Not really. Because what's going on, namely the massive backlash against Musk's fascism, is triggering the holy living fuck out of you.
You're making these stupid retarded fake threads because you're so fucking upset fat ass

go back to your nigger dick sucking contest

I just think it's funny that you will never measure up to the intelligence or successful level of an average Jewish person

and you will always literally bawl like a cretin

Callef it

Look how upset the fascist bootlicker is

I'm Black. I'm one of the original people. We are better than Jews in every way.

hold on were on the verge of fun here. we need to tone it down
files.catbox.moe/agvfr9.mp4

No you're not. I've seen you try to play this stupid retarded LARP cringe in other threads log fag

You are a fat white Nazi boot licking dip shit

also she avatar'd genocider
that shit turned me on
c'mon my yandere
too bad she fucks niggers tho

This isn't your box fat ass

The topic is Elon Musk, his stupid retarded greedy substandard Nazi shitmobiles and why the People have spoken
Try to keep up

I noticed you didn't disagree that Black people are better. And you wouldn't say it to any Black person's face, but you know we would. We can always back it up.

Stubborn

i can tell you don't speak american english.

You don't believe that. You are a sheltered insulated white manlet afraid of anybody who doesn't look or act like a German Or English Nazi.

Get cozy and massage your prostate

You’re almost 40 and she just turned 24..

shane at 40 is mentally identical to shane at 12 though you have to admit

It's scary for you to face a Black man. We are not afraid of you, we can manhandle you any time and you are defenseless.

I speak it just fine. You're a fucking aspie spergLord who goes off on Any aspect of a post you find unacceptable

Antifa literally needs to develop a punching machine so they could just turn it on and Watch the fun

just saying donut
I may be an antisocial person but i'm your byakuya

Fuck off you fat Larping fucking basement dweller

Holy fucking shit shut the fuck up
Also, fuck Elon Musk and his stupid retarded cars

you need to calm down

Why are Jews so subversive? What are they so afraid is going to happen if they're not subversive? Such a scared race.

why don't you do something about it

I disagree. In fact things need to calm up around here until it's 100% log fag free

no ones the log fag except shane you should direct your unhinged emotional rage at him not us

Eustace needs his meds. He's really going schizo lately.

I don't have to. Others are lashing out at Elon Musk's Nazism and it triggers the fuck out of you

Damn Shane you’re down bad

Coward

Shut up. Just shut the holy motherfucking hell up goddamnit

show me your titties

My job is to Vote Democrat and do my part to retake government, so Trump can be arrested from power.

Down bad?
She might have a history but that bitch sucks dick like a pornstar

How bout I show you my fucking cock and literally jam it down your fucking throat bitch

You're not an American.

you don't have a cock show me your teetahs though

Black people attack Jews for no reason whatsoever, or because Jews disrespect them? I hope no one is racist enough to believe that they would attack someone who didn't deserve it

Yes I am

You know she hates you, right? She hates that you lied to her about everything relating Nuri. They’re friends outside of here

I have literally lied about nothing

Why does Donald Trump threaten you so much? You're so scared of him and his success threatens you. Can't stand to see a white man shining.

Trump is a threat to this country and democracy. It's not just me raising my voice
urging the people to overthrow him

Florida is a safe space for idiots

Yeah we already know

In what ways is he threatening you and making you insecure?

lmfao

Overthrowing a democratically elected president sounds like the real threat to me. Grow up.

Okay then she hates that you’re a delusional moron

encouraging gay behavior

Because he is an incompetent Nazi asshole who wants to send people to prisons and other countries and wreck the economy while enriching himself

This is a threat to everybody within in our borders

and beyond

Then stop fucking up. Start helping the people instead of just billionaires

Otherwise the threat is justified. When a president is fucking up this bad we the people have the right to overthrow him

Isn't that really what you want to do?

repetitive behavior

have you been tested for autism?

I'm literally not delusional provably
I have way more people that hate me or atleast more committed than her

Why aren't you embarrassed that Trump makes you insecure?

What do you mean that's what I wanna do --let Trump be a fucking Nazi asshole?

Sounds like that's what you wanna do

Here's my beach picture

Trump actually makes me resolve in what I believe, that we don't need right wing fascist fucking losers running this place

I dont namefag i'll post soon

No, dumb shit. You are a Nazi dictator (wannabe) who wants to enrich himself.

erm ur being a homophone rn

Trump is not a fascist, can you even define fascism?

Sorry my name isn't Donald Trump last I checked

Also name fags can go to fucking hell

I am homophobic
big deal btw iykyk

Ass penis

Yes he is log fag.

I don't know you're so fucking upset You tried to type the fucking code in the post box I think you want a human penis missile up your bum hole

Your name doesn't need to be Donald Trump. You're just projecting onto Donald Trump

Yes, people naturally hate people that lie. You told donut that Nuri runs a pedo ring and all your other delusions

btw my brother is actually a gay married doctor

theres too much acting going on in here im confused

Trump is a wannabe dictator. I think you were so upset you started projecting

When you heard somebody actually want to use the power of the people to overthrow fascism

She does tho?

Donutchan first round draft pick in the cocksucker draft

I'm real though.

Elon Musk is a manlet with too much fucking money, and people trashing his fucking cars is a fucking beat down from the universe

ill trip im literally the only person not lying

What specific thing are you afraid he's going to do?

show me them boobahs

Eating a 36oz jar of peanut butter makes you have explosive shit

Trump's already going after people who criticize him

That isn't a democracy

Trump is your president. You don't have to like that, but you will respect that.

We've been through this. I have a cock and I would gladly stuff it into your mouth until you made weird funny noises in submission

proof?

E, we've all seen your micropenis. None are impressed.

there's no way. show me the titties i don't care if they're small i need to see some boobs in my eyeballs or ill die

doubtful

Log speak
What's next, that stupid fucking winky faggot shit?

Nobody here is named E, and you are a lone problem spammer

You're gay tho
you want cock

Reminder that 3 unanswered replies in a row is confirmation that you are grappling with the log fag

what, seriously meds.

i always know anyway because of the smell. it's 50/50 logfag or jeet. or flatlander shane.

It's a pattern Usually notice in these threads, And bears two distinct possibilities:
The log faghas too many of his own threads to keep track of

Or more likely he gets bored with a thread and goes off to stick a weighted black dildo up his ass because he's so upset this isn't his hug box and needs to cope

going after

You mean responding to? You can dish it out but can't take a response? I bet you hit women and kids and it makes you feel like a big man

What the fuck is a weighted black dildo? That's oddly specific

So uh, Does Trump's cock in fact taste terrific?

Yes it is. As the log fag has tried many different variations, none come close to the real thing.
He's too big of a pussy to use his mom's credit card and buy himself a bull
I can see why though
His asshole would get insanely stretched in a very short time

Trump is smarter and more successful than you'll ever be.

Could've fooled me lol
That Babbling bankrupt Nazi worshiping loser

shane is 5'6 btw

remember they're gay for me actually bought a 600$ sex toy to simulate sex with me in mind

if you're using that logic you should factor in the cost of the phone, the data plan, the electricity, the lube, etc. so the cost of fucking shane just keeps going up it seems

Yes they're paying a lot for a literal basic troll and it's pathetic
I'm 4 6pks in donuts looking really fine

luckily tesla trucks have cameras facing basically every direction, so getting the evidence of ops claim would be trivial. wouldn't even need get out of his seat, do it all directly from their phone.

I'm sure op did the most absolute basic thing to prove his claim, right fellow magas?

OP is always a faggot

One rule that has remained consistent here Over the years

bob molests children

You should be able to have any car you want. We need to start beating up these lib faggots.

You wont do shit fatass

Maturity.

Yes and always been true

It was 1200 dollars but sure 600 works too

worse

Again, if the log fag shows up unannounced in a thread that has nothing to do with what he usually posts and he does log speak with log pictures

This is very likely his thread.

What does that say about the state of this board? Do you really want to give these people money for a pass so this retard can just keep being retarded?
Not really sure how that's entertainment.