i (25m) bought my friend (23f, pic related) lunch bc she has a date tonight and was worried that he might want drinks before they got food and wanted something in her stomach to mitigate her low alcohol tolerance so she can have a good time (:
i'm not even biding my time or anything, i know she'll never see me that way
i have never wanted to kms while jerking off more than rn
The actual term is cuck.
Just to let you know.
You're a cuck.
wouldn't we have to be in a relationship for that?
Look at the bright side: you helped that girl get some fuck. She's doing this as we speak.
I'm a simp for my coworker. There is nothing wrong anon.
i'm trying not to think about that specific part of it
This isn't really simp behavior. you zoomer brain retards need to understand that you can be friends with women and not want to fuck them. Once you see them as the friends they are, buying lunch for a friend isn't simp behavior. Switch the genders and think about it.
Unless she's letting you smash
sleep well, you have good taste
she's really pretty anon, sorry you're in this boat with me
Being a caring person isn't anything to be ashamed of.
Fap proudly, my friend. Fap proudly.
The post simping orgasm is gonna feel so good tho (also post more of her so I can pump too)
i know, she's so beautiful it's physically painful and i literally can't help it i'll do anything for her
i mean yeah ofc you can, but that's not the case here
Simp in zoomer language is being nice with girls. I know it's not the correct term.
Anon you are wrong see Fap thinking you was nice with her. She'll forget the man who's fucking her but she won't forget you.
stay strong brother, you may have a chance to raise her black son
Your friend rn
it feels so good to friendzoned while real men fuck, i'm so addicted to the feeling now it's even better after you admit you like it to the girl and lose whatever small amount of respect she had for you in a milisecond
so this makes it "official" somehow?
honestly i get this and the idea of telling her that turned my stomach into a bunch of knots
But you know she is.
Same. Stroking to my friends before sleep, at same moment they give blowjobs or get railed
you got white knight syndrome nigga
she is not your responsibility to take care of
she needs to take care of her self, or get raped
Kek i think OP nutted hard to her friend pics
i feel sorry for ya, chump
Your friend is cute as fuck, bet it feels good nutting to the idea of her getting off to other guys… more pics please? I want to feel it too.
What's the size limit of mp4s?
Shame because those thighs are killer. Image her wrapping those around your head
idk whether i hate you for making this or it's the greatest thing anyone's ever done for me but either way i know i'm literally not sleeping tonight so thanks for that
it feels good before but after i usually just feel like complete shit tbh
yeah
pls post more plssss
Would it help to stroke to my wife's ass? Another ass you'll never fuck, let alone touch, or even see in real life. But it's something.
yea probably
yes please, any distraction would be good
This is just the start. Let me know if you want more. Imagine falling into these legs. She's fit too. Tight waist. Tight legs. You can thibknabout your crush, but she'll be so much better.
I want to see her thighs and ass…
Low quality pic, but if you want more I can clean it up.
God I want more, but with panties on?
It feels too lewd seeing her bare…
ty for letting us goon to your wife, anon. super jealous ofc, i wish i were in your shoes and got to fuck that (or anything besides my fist) regularly, but edging while thinking about you doing it is maybe almost as good
No panties, yet. Summer is coming up
Best case scenario, tou get some IRL ass (and more?) Pics to stroke to while your crush goes home buzzed and alone. Worst case scenario, you want to be the only one not to cum?
Go to Anon Babble. Things are too dangerous here.
Don't know what the problem is with having female attention. You have a cute friend to aim for, if you retain semen for a while you might get an erection that goes inside her. Men joylessly help people all the time. If the only thing you're planning on is wasting zinc buy a hooker
"i'm not even biding my time or anything, i know she'll never see me that way
i have never wanted to kms while jerking off more than rn".
Idk, sounds like OP is simping. What else would you call it when you keep hanging around as a "friend", even though you cry yourself to sleep every night while fapping to her and also keep buying her shit. Look, I have friends that are women and we have a totally platonic relationships. OPs friend dynamic is not as friends, it seems more like the kind of delusional para social relationship a simp/gooner has to a twitch streamer. The difference being that they actually know each other irl.
bc she has a date tonight and was worried that he might want drinks before they got food and wanted something in her stomach to mitigate her low alcohol tolerance so she can have a good time
Chicks say this as a way to flirt. You were supposed to save her from the date and you two have your own date. She is giving you a chance.
this isn't inaccurate but idk like we are also actually friends in that we hang out, enjoy each other's company etc. there's just that whole other layer to it that exists entirely in my own head which, yeah, is pretty similar to what you're describing
She threw up your lunch all over his cock after he grabbed the back of her head and fucked her throat. Then they both laughed at you and your small cock