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uwu yes ~~~
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I shit you not someone asked me that yesterday.
And no I have not, I believe it to be somewhat of an odd thing to do.
So me and my girl decided to do some ass sex earlier today, she was all giddy and excited and so she was naked and got on all fours and wiggled her ass. I was super excited too so i went in there no condom and no lube, i went full force in there and she moaned like an elephant, im just pounding away and theres no poo on my dick. But then i look down and see a bunch of little worms on her anus and crawling on my penis, i pull out quickly and go to wash it off in the washroom but i notice one trying to get inside my peehole, i try to grab it but its too small and it goes inside. My girlfriend is frantic apologizing and we dunno wtf to do and im panicking hardcore. Then my girlfriend is like "u need to jizz right now to blow it out before it lays eggs inside of ur dick!" Thats quick thinking by my worm infested girlfriend.
So i start to jerk it hard as fuk super fast, and within like 30 seconds im close to climax. Fuk my girlfriend though disgusting girl she should wash her anus better, i jump in the air and jizz right in her face as she squirms, i then see like a dozen worms fly out my peehole and land on her face. She starts screaming as they enter her nose and mouth. I only thought 1 went in but apparently a ton went in when i did her in the butt. wut a weird day man im never doing anal without a condom again.
[Anzu]
Jules is going to get really jealous when he finds out we are making (crafts) together and you didnt invite him.
Fucking kek.
Youre delusional.
The matrix is glitching!
Really? Why?
Nigger ass fucking retarded vagina. Gay dicks taste like shit. I have AIDS so I must cum in a condom and feed it to african migrants. Penis poop fuck. I like to masturbate while watching african migrants have sex with elephants. Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis. I like to have sex with llamas and capybaras. Capybaras are auto coprophagous, meaning they eat their own feces as a source of bacterial gut flora, to help digest the cellulose in the grass that forms their normal diet, and to extract the maximum protein and vitamins from their food. I had sex with both of your parents. Fucking anal retarded vagina poop. Niggers belong in trees. Fuck me up the ass while you turn gay and have an orgy at the nearest preschool. Incest is preferable to normal sex because tard babies are fun to cum in. I like to have poop sex with african migrants. Poop and niggers are the same thing. Nigger nigger nigger nigger retarded gay. I had sex with a dog once and I liked it. Retarded penises taste better than your mom's vagina. Retardation makes your dick turn into gelatin. I have sex with otters.
I am here to post a bit of Earth san, who I love dearly, so very dearly.
nice gets
Poison and Venom are defensive measures Earthlings developed to not get eaten, or to eat. You're nice to me and build me up always, it wasn't meant as an insult, sorry.
I am in love with the whole Earth. I have written proof that I am smart, actually.
How kind.
Youre so sweet could add some sauce and cook you in a grill and eat you. I FEEL insulted, A LOT, VERY.
I am in love with the whole Earth
Including me? c=
I have written proof that I am smart, actually
Your mom doesnt count.
NOW GO TO SLEEP.
He doesn't strike me as the jealous type.
See? I am funny.
What a beautiful image, me on the right obviously.
Drawings of waifus with pen on graph paper have so much soul.
Dunno, self inserting like that just feels wrong even for my mentally ill asses standards.
You just havent talked to him as much as I have. Is he still at your place?
Shut up.
I will hit you with a fucking shovel.
How convenient of you that you go to sleep now that I was going to fusilate you with questions, curious.
Serious? This shit is pozzed no censoring my ass
I sent him to live with the tunnel people.
If I shut up you will have no one left to talk to.
I will block it with my manly jaw. Christ Almighty this Anzu folder is too small.
sorry... yes including you do I have to publicly type out that I dreamt about having sex with you another time? The topic is over.
Does my degree count? It definetly exists but I'm not posting it but trust me bro please trust me bro please trust me bro trust me please.
256.jpg is from my uni notes. They're littered with all kinds of Earth girls that came just from me missing certain types of times with Earth chan while I listened to lectures.
Get fucked lmao
It's not even my post though
Trust no one not even no one
Approach Earth's lips at a velocity of 9.8m/s (this is going to hurt)
lol
That was very fucking rude.
[...] Shut up you, I would still have Earth.
Yeah sure whatever makes you feel better. Because you constantly cut it down.
DONT APOLOGIZE. Stop giving me ideas for lewd drawings dude, Im trying to not use my powers for evil.
I trust you, not your degree. =)
Im mobile so sometimes i get others warning still crazy to get a warning for that
I'll trust it's someone saying it 59x in a thread but still like if you can't say a fact like that it's lame
What's next you can't say nigger or faggot?
That's akin to having fallen 4.5 meters, anon, it might even kill me. I trust Everyone. The World will treat me right if I put myself in its hands.
Okay.
You can always talk to Earth. It can be a good listener.
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It's fine, he'll survive due to his italian charisma
For now...
Getting hit in the jaw with a shovel surely would make me feel better. Maybe I should stop doing that.
I will probably make one (1) kind of lewd drawing involving an entity resembling your waifu though.
Yes, youre a good listener, I like you.
Hes probably riding a cock in an alley somewhere right now.
Dont say those words, theyll make me feel sad.
Why. Yeah you should.
i'm too tired to socialize
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Damn. Remember to have fun. Make tasteful nude art of your waifu.
But I forget everything.
just hold her
What an odd thing to say!
Relm looks so cute here.
Might knock some sense in to me. I'll sprt it out soon enough. Good bye for now.
Ok I'm holding her.
Youre not too tired to explain to me why is HARU DESU YO your waifu though.
My style is so edgy I cant even make lewd lewds lmao, dont worry you know how picky I am when it comes to representing others waifus, shell be fine, if anything Relms the one that will end up lookin the worst.
Me too, and you say I am a good listener too, curious.
oh wait yeah it is still that's fucking gay
it would be a crime not to
i want to commission a custom plush of her some day to hug... though i habe a really cute daki but idk waifu plushes are fun and silly
Good night anons. I am very tired. I will focus it all on liking Earth.
Now relax.
Bye anon.
I say that you're a good listener...? I do not remember if I did or did not...
I often think; It would be an unfair universe if Earth died one day without ever feeling loved. That's why I think it's important to hug someone you like this way. At least offer them a hug.
That's allowed, anon. Have fun.
So anti trans its a catchphrase now
They're nerfing my power
Thats reality for ya.
Hands off.
God I wish. I doubt that. Take care.
I dunno, you say that you like talking to me thats for sure.
I sure fucking hope you go to sleep now.
i've never really thought about it tbh
it was love at first sight and i know i'll never like anybody else quite this much
i like your way of thinking, be sure to hug earth-chan all night long!!
Damn thats intense.
Buy a fumo of her.
Your waifu looks like a toddler
i don't think there's an official fumo of her and i don't wanna buy cheap china crap. maybe I'll commission a custom fumo some day...
There are fumos of her that look really good though, how do you even know what fumos are officilas and what arent? On the official page? There IS an official page?
official fumos are a line of plushes called "FumoFumo", I believe always released by a company called Gift. the real fumos are consider d collectibles... but there's mainly only official fumos of the most popular touhous. which sucks because all the touhous i like are more niche
the amount of typos i'm managing today is crazy. i think i'll go sleep as well, good night
Why are fumos so complicated and expensive.
which sucks because all the touhous i like are more niche
Damn thats rough, having niche favorites its always a pain when it comes to things like these.
Good night.
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That's a foetus
there goes the last poster that mattered in this thread
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Your going to pay for someone to have pizza? You can't just order most places now
You can't just order most places now
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What with a bogus card?
No no, it's me saying that just ordering not being an option anymore it's a scam