Show me a more American picture

Show me a more American picture
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AI sloppa

here you go m8

was traveling to Va beach with my friend who is a cop and we stopped to get some liquor from ABC and we went into an einstiens bagels in the same center and there were a couple of these guys in there and I started laughing uncontrollably watching them waddle around.

Now I am a gun owner myself and prior service and my friend was swat and marines so not anit-gun at all, but these larpers made me laugh so hard I was snorting and had to spit out my soda to keep from choking.

The guys said something to me about "feeling tough" and I just laughed more and one of them waddled up to us and my friend pulled out his badge and told them to settle down.

they said something about "am I being detained, officer?" and my friend was just like "not yet, but now that I have identified myself and you have made clear you understand I am law enforcement official if you continue to threaten me or my party you will be."

I was till laughing and they told my friend to shut up his "little bitch friend." I just said, "look man, I applaud your confidence, but you have to admit it is ridiculous to walk into an Einsteins baagls at 11 am in full military gear and guns in hand with a 56 inch waist and not think people are going to find the spectacle amusing."

My friend was giving me the shut up look but I continued to chuckle and extended my hand in a sign of peace and one of the guy said to my friend something like " I bet this pansy can't even shoot a gun."

The We Won't Do Shit squad has arrived.

My friend stood up and asked him what branch he served and the guy stammered and said he is a patriot and his friend said something about the battle of January 6th and I laughed harder than ever at this point.

My friend just said "look private tubalard, that hyena laughing over there served in the US Coast Guard as the shotgun man on boarding parties and taught arrest procedures and hand to hand, as well being a range official. He could kick your flabby knee out from under you right now or blast a solid 9 of buckshot from a short barrel straight in your face from 15 yards before you could even get your ar to your shoulder. so get your food and get out.

At that point, the staff had already called the local police who came by and the guys tried to claim we were harrassing them but the staff said they come in regularly and try to get butthurt about people laughing at them.

My friend identified himself and one of the other guyss was former marine so they chatted and I yelled "Wakanda forever" at the larpers and all the cops laughed.

that's less than half of america

people who don't live in the sticks arent fat retards

this is real he has the fog sof devgru gwot approved short sleeved combat shirt

Based.
There couldn't be a more american picture than two fat morons at the fast food counter...

Meal Team Six

Semper Pie!

A more American picture

As American as it gets

a collection of people who Would Have Served, But:

Why cant the fucking bots just stay on Anon Babble? Why did they also had to completely destroy Anon Babble too? This place is no fucking different than Anon Babble at this point, even porn threads are getting invaded by propaganda bots these days. Online forums are pretty much done, there's no place left for humans to gather on the internet without disgusting government propaganda and blatant demoralization anymore. Just look at the archives, Anon Babble used to be the place you go if you wanted to be edgy and goof around, now its just a wasteland of automated agenda pushing and shit slinging. Sad.

bots

bone spurs

Here's one.

Exactly what a shilling, samefagging bot would say.

youtube.com/watch?v=6rZxa3XGcF8

Agree. Hating bots is racist.

you're not very good at this

I'll have a try

You're forgetting the best part. Where half a dozen or more cops stand in the hall and listen to it all happen and do nothing.

Good at what exactly?

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learn2english

NICE. Would be patriots with no regard as to how stupid they appear. Great post, LMFAO. Thanks.

If only kids had guns.... wait. That was the problem to begin with. Nvm.

cool totally true and not fake amd gay story bro

Texan here. This shit happens a lot. I have no reason to think this photo is fake.

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Read again, maybe run your finger under each letter slowly while you sound out each letter

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