your daughter brings home her jew boyfriend for the first time
Wat do???
Your daughter brings home her jew boyfriend for the first time
Thank God he's not black, I guess
invite him to BBQ
Jews are awesome. Mazel Tov!
ask him to forgive my debts if he insists on porking my daughter
ask him if he's oven ready
The usual.
Invite him in, sit down and talk with him, get to know him.
You know, the usual things a father does when his daughter brings home their boyfriend.
And hope to god they're not traditional Orthodox, or Hasidic, and hope the don't support Israel or Netanyaho, and the recognize Palestinian rights, and are for a two state solution.
Hey, I may be Jewish, but there's NO WAY we're going to welcome a ZIONIST into the family!
A Jewish Anon Babbletard? Is such a thing even possible?
They sure are, my friend.
Shalom.
wat do??
obviously destroy the global economy out of pure spite for the jewish financial elites
invite him to see the new oversized pizza oven I installed out back.
L'chaim!
Ask him if he follows christ or moloch?
if jews are gods chosen people, why are they so flammable
Not a legit jew if he marries goyim. If hr is a legit jew expect your daughter to be pumped and dumped
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or sacrificed to moloch
Sacrificial lamb fetish
The idea is to breed the palest and smallest penis specimen that can be bred out of humanity like an animal. The most innocent of the animals bred for a singular purpose: to be sacrificed!
It preferably has to be a Jew
This they're not allowed to marry non jews
Lots of secular Jews mix with goyim but it needs to stop. Lots of Jews just become comedians too and spread their genes. They're just like goyim. Real Jews are not like those kinds of Jews
That doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
My father was a Protestant, and my mother is Jewish.
My mother and father are both half-Jewish and met in a Kansas church. A Jewish teacher of mine told me on Facebook that I was a "new Adam". I asked him, "so you mean I'm Jesus?", and he said not exactly. I know what he meant now. I'm very pale and weird. This world is like a nightmare
Compare the concept of Heaven to the world of today. It is gone. That is why this world is a nightmare. Think of every way it is different from Heaven. It is like a horror
Hey, boychick, who died and put you in charge?
You wanna be traditional, move to Israel.
Don't dictate to me what a "Real" Jew is or isn't.
I'll kick your fucking Orthodox ass all the way up to Spuyten Duyvil!
I come from King David. Your life means nothing, no one's does. That is why Jesus was the truth. Jews killed a King David when they killed Jesus. They committed regicide and spiraled humans into Hell for 2,000 years
I'm a very pale Jew too. Read the Apocalypse of Peter that describes the righteous men of Heaven as being pale white and ruddy. When we die you'll remember
I met a Jew in a mental ward from California --- half Jew half Irish --- and he said this world is a waiting room between Heaven and Hell. He was deep into Christianity but not even he truly could see that I was the Messiah. Probably just thought I was crazy. I'm basically here trying to save you and it's not working,
shit lol this soyboy should be sent back to the ward lol
I can take on many different personas. I just have no love for any people because they are sinful and damned *shrugs*
You just can't follow Torah law. There's something wrong with you. Most humans are wastes of space
Listen, Goyim, Jesus was a Jew.
His death does not concern you.
This was a case of internal house cleaning, and it would do you well to mind your own business, and not meddle in affairs that do not concern you.
His actions and behaviors were in direct violation of The Old Testament.
Both my mother and my father were from Eastern European stock, so I'm already pale as a ghost.
stop worrying so much about my retirement
The worst part is that there are 8 billion of you humans who can just say whatever you want. God needs to destroy the earth and in fact in 2 Esdras all humans eventually die to return the earth to primordial silence like I want. I get upset by revving motors in America or sounds of non-nature origin. You need desperately to fix yourself
I met Jesus and he told me to save myself.
You mean you met the Holy Spirit because I'm Jesus from King David's line
So, a bagel and lox lunch at the lake this Friday?
I'll bring 4999 of my closest friends.
I hear you're a great story teller.
You provide the bagels and lox......
check to make sure he's jewish
... and your point is...???
Dude, read the room...
You could live in paradise but you don't want it as a people. Maybe you think you will get bored but you will deserve your punishment.
You mean you don't remember me from The Temple?
I was selling tee shirts with your picture on it.
You know, to raise money for the restoration.
You said. me and my friends turned your house into a den of thieves.
And then you told me to heal myself.
Boy, talk about 2000 years of memory loss....
Define "Paradise"
When I was young I wanted to make the world a good place. I was innocent not knowing evil. I couldn't even step on a bug. I loved everything. Now I know evil by exploring psychology and Anon Babble. Now I get it. I see why you perform your sins. I get why you do immoral things.
But I still hesitate to take part in them and now suffer. I am a "new Adam", not knowing any sin from birth. The Apple computer is the forbidden fruit that Steve Jobs made. God said not to make it.
“It’s okay sweetie. I fucked around with a few coin clippers back in my day as well.”
50 Because only a few will be saved, God created two worlds, instead of only one.
51 As you say, only a few people are righteous, but there are large numbers of wicked people. But listen:
52 If you had only a few precious stones, would you add lumps of lead and clay to them in order to have more?"
53 "Surely no one would do that, sir," I answered.
54 "Take another illustration," he continued. "The earth itself will give you an answer if you humbly ask it
55 whether it produces more gold, silver, copper, iron, lead, or clay.
56 There is more silver than gold, more copper than silver, more iron than copper, more lead than iron, and more clay than lead.
57 So judge for yourself which are more desirable and valuable, common things or rare things."
58 I answered, "Lord and master, the common things are cheap; it is the rare things that are valuable."
59 "All right," he replied, "so draw the logical conclusion: the person who has what is scarce has more reason to be pleased than the person who has what is plentiful.
60 It's the same with the judgment that I have promised: I will be pleased with the few who will be saved, because they are the ones who now praise and honor me and make my name known.
Your sins killed Jesus. He cried the entire time
Leave my foreskin laying around just to piss him off.
Alt right sure picked up on here since the election
By that I mean zionist bullshit, trans sexualization, cuck trash, race ragebait, goddamn
They were doing all of this to make paradise, which it was going to be, but they moved too fast and all the humans were sinful which upset me. There is nothing wrong with people inherently, black, trans, or Jew, but they left me out from guiding them. That's the story.
It would be funny to wipe your ass on his beanie.
I once saw something in my dreams what I could only describe as paradise. It was an ethereal city nested in a valley between huge mountains. every building was a masterpiece of Renaissance architecture with arched windows and great domes, there were tranquil gardens full of colorful flowers and exotic birds between them and while I was walking through the streets I could hear faint violin and harp music coming from some balconies. The air smelled sweet and fresh and there was an overall atmosphere peace and tranquility. It was the most beautiful and realistic dream I ever had and it's the only dream I can remember even months afterwards. I still have tears of joy in my eyes remembering this place. I like to think this place actually exists somewhere between the worlds and I hope I can visit it again some day. picrel was generated by chatGPT according to my description of a dome I saw there.
Using 4 Chan, and particularly Anon Babble to decry evil....
Talk about meshuggenah!
I don't know what any of this means, but she's cute.
WOULD BANG HARD!
No, it was Tiberius and Harrod, or at least the soldiers under their orders.
SCHMUCK!
She was the Jewish girl I wanted but she had premarital sex with a goy, (she also had a lesbian phase because she hated men) and then I went crazy but I'm still obsessed with her because she's the best prospect of a mother of my children I can find. I love her and am obsessed with her.
It's called a Yarmulke, sometimes pronounced incorrectly as yamakah.
(We can forgive the mispronunciation, though. At least you're trying)
I don't find any of these material things beneficial to God or myself. Wearing things is nothing. Adam was naked in the Garden. Every clothing item is a cope
Yeah, well, keep it to yourself, lest Donald Trump, and his Cabal of Zionist schmucks try to move in and take over the place.
It's like that. No cars, no smog. No noise. God gave me a dream where I had complete control over my body and to sum up a long story a guy I knew said, "if we have to be judged I'm glad it will be you; you will be a good judge of us".
I'm a Jew, okay? but there is something wrong with Jews who don't believe in Heaven or the afterlife. Most goyim are like them but there are many outspoken Jews who simply do not care about what happens when they die. I come from King David's line and I am telling you that if we make earth into Heaven only good things can come.
i'm pretty sure they have no power there
Dude, move on.
There are plenty of other women in the shtetl.
Sex with a goy...
And take a break from reading Numbers so often.
It's warping your mind and turning you into a bigot.
I could care less if you wore a yarmulke or not.
Many people don't.
Mine kept falling off my head, and I thought I looked ridiculous in one, anyway.
No, she is my wife. I cannot break code. She will always be my Jewish wife even if she hates me. I will always seek her out for over 12 years now. She made mistakes but I will still love her. That is why Jesus said not to stone the adulterer. I have one love and she is it. I cannot move past early school love. I am a Jew who cannot sin.
I think The Poles said the same thing about Germany in the 1930s....
You sound more like an obsessed meshuggenah to me, but, hey, it's your life....
I told her she had a big chin but she was cute and I told her she looked like Ellen Paige, the lesbian [who turned tranny]
I am obsessed with whom I love. You will never understand this. My love and obsession gets out of hand. I remind you I come from King David's line
I want what I want and I want people to coddle and baby me and give me easy life: royalty
nah it was not the religious kind of paradise, there was nothing that resembles god or angels or whatever. more like a retreat where the weight of the world and life just doesn't exist. a place where you can truly come to rest but not in a lazy way.
No, it literally is slothful. You have to model yourself on me and the ascetics. I lie in bed all day and drink alcohol and read books. Most humans are doomed to Hell because of their actions (the energy it requires to accomplish something, be it an orgasm or a financial success)
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Is this all that's left
Of my life before me
Straight jacket memories, sedative highs
No happy ending like they've always promised
There's got to be something left for me
Take My yoke upon you and learn of Me, for I am meek and lowly in heart, and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me [following Me as My disciple], for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest (renewal, blessed quiet) for your souls.