When will grocery prices come down?

When will grocery prices come down?

Day One, like he promised

STARTING DAY ONE. Why do you all have such shitty memories? Is it the weed?

Egg prices still high

Came down pretty fucking fast

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has Day One started yet, Trumptwat?

Lol I love the desperation. You lost, you will obey your god emperor now.

Catch your own fish
Cultivate your own wine
Grow your own rice and herbs
Make your own syrup
and you'll never have to worry about grocery prices (or tariffs) ever again

Recipe: Cook salmon in white wine, glaze it with syrup, serve over rice, and add seasonings. Also pairs well with white wine

eggs

all groceries are eggs

where can I find this mythical $3.24 doz eggs?

can't into OP's pic

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Trump promised "groceries" would come down (paraphrasing here) so fast it will make their heads spin
Is your head spinning like Trump promised?

kek rightoids keep seetheposting egg prices everytime this shitpost gets made without fail

Is your head spinning like Trump promised?

NTA. nope grocery prices are about the same here

All over the place. Sam's Club in Cali has them for 3.73 a dozen, and things are expensive around here.

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when your mom has finished sucking me off

who the fuck buys 5 (five, V) dozen, 60, eggs at a time?

just become a homesteader bro

this is 2025 not fucking 1825

Trump promised groceries would come down so fast it will make their heads spin

Did he though?

We do, all the time.

5 doz, really?

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$18 for 5 dozen eggs is cheap

3.73 a dozen is WAAAAY off from the average of $3.24, so you're a liar

Eat my ass

Four more years...

we all lost

Where can I get that average? When are eggs going to be a reasonable price again?

The fucking store, and don't doordash them.

Eggs are $7.50 a dozen where I live and if I drive 40 miles that goes down to $6 a dozen. Where are the eggs $3.24 a dozen? Do you know how averages work? If I'm paying $7.50 a dozen and the average is less than half that then eggs have to be cheaper than $3.24 a dozen in a lot of places. Where?

Eggs imports were subsidized. Nothing else was.

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They will not ever

here's a scenario that could possibly be worse than being raped:
You're a child whose mother accidentally left you in a sink of scalding hot water onto your face and body in an accident as a very young toddler, permanently disfiguring you into that of a hideously grotesque and horrifyingly warped amorphous sinewy ropey-scarred flesh demon. Your mother, stricken with irreconcilable guilt, lives a delusional fantasy parading you around on publicly televised self-help motivation talks and burn-victim awareness seminars, coddling you to soothe the immense regret, shame, resentment, and disgust she feels over the irreparable state of your unsightly ghoulish being. Simultaneously, you contracted a rare bacterial infection whilst in the operating room for your burns as an infant, which rapidly spread to your extremities, requiring the immediate amputation of all your limbs - the necrosis leaving the rest of your pickled, mutilated body resembling a writhing sack of beef jerky. Your father couldn't bear the ignominy of having a gigadisabled quadraspazzed son and left quietly, compounding your mother's demented psychosis, but not before he also took your perfectly healthy and strapping twin brother. A twin brother who you would then meet as a teenager in the school you're forced to share, assigned by the staff at his own enthusiasm to be your custodian and aide. A physical manifestation of the reality plundered from you, the better timeline narrowly missed by the cruelty of fate. To make matters worse, the twin brother is psychotic, and, tickled by the sheer hilarity of the colossal karmic imbalance represented in the flesh between you, decides to make every waking minute of your scholastic life a nightmare by forcing you, the vile pepperami-person that your scalded, charred, broken body has become, into doing all sorts of demeaning and disgraceful things at the threat of electrical and incendiary torture.

Cool