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Oh for fuck sake
Cock Milk Connoisseur Extraordinaire™
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I can't stop laughing.
K.
The whole site is like this, and worse.
I'm gonna coom to Kstew on her bday, now what photo
ksnjdjdhh
I need ideas for ai fud
Fat nigger
choli choli choli choli choli
helloooooooo
Ariana is trans
Transforming into an alien.
Hows you? :)
i'm good just taking getting some new otter pics before bed! just got this good pic of aty
how are you? <33
That QT is chilling :3
I'm fine, but I must've pinched a nerve in my neck and that is annoying af rn.
I must've pinched a nerve in my neck
you need a good massage from ol choli. get over here
omg I'd die for a really good massage right now… <3
i got you don't even worry
Fucking Wednesdays.
almost thinking about hitting up a massage place
almost thinking about hitting up a massage place
*gives you my address*
yeah bro come over i am a totally licensed massage place i will take care of you
The old Wednesday, sure. Hard pass on the new one
HE WANTS TO GIVE A HAPPY ENDING
Nta Jenna is smoking hot
That took me a moment. How time does pass.
Homeless rat on society. Pisses me off so much when i see homeless people everywhere when i drive to work
Id fucking torch all your shit if i ever found you, bum
I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE HIM A MASSAGE I SWEAR
You sound well adjusted.
Who is though.
LMAO
No
She is red hot
It doesn't matter as long as you have a job and contribute and aren't fucking homeless.
I'll trust your expertise :3
Retard bum parker spams and screams at others all day but cant even manage anything himself irl lmao stupid wothless faggot
<33
seriously tho it's bedtime for me! have a good day alice <33
HE IS GOING TO FONDLE THE BALLS
Fat nigger
Sleep tight, choli. Thanks for the QTs <3
you don't have a job nor do you drive Troy
B
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Goddamn this place is confusing.
Hailegs
Perfection
For sure
holy fuck her writhing like that i hot!!
I heart Hailee's legs
The simplest set of 10/10 legs I’ve ever seen
Improving lives curing type 2 diabetes
What a fucked up time to be alive.
heh
based
True. Say what you will about the rest, but waist down she's a goddess.
Fist world is like that I guess
No u
Plapping my boivaries for the sole purpose of pleasing the Goddess
now, that's a wednesday
Yes sir.
Oh, thanks! Not as much as Hailee and her stylist tho
Absolutely. Unrivalled legs and feet.
Yeah, no argument there. Haiz and her stylist are absolutely based
Checked
Really, she deserves to have every inch of those thoroughly worshipped. And they support such a nice behind too.
Exactly. Always looking so sexy and classy every time she goes out.
I shouldn't look at Hailee too much. Not today
I agree. I would volunteer to be Hailee’s leg worshipper/slave until my dying day
What could possible happen, nonnie?
Sounds like a dream job. A demanding too I imagine, with how sore they must get between all the shoots and movies she does.
I could get too tempted by her when I really shouldn't
Sorry anon, but I don't see how being tempted by Hailee in a middle of a working day might be a bad thing to happen.
You’d have to put in serious overtime with the foot rubs, foot soaks/massaging, moisturising etc. It really would be a dream job.
It’s definitely not a bad thing. Embrace it!
Getting tempted in and by itself is not inherently bad. Potentially giving in to said temptation could be
Hence the "too much" comment. Looking at Hailee's tempting figure in moderation is a pleasant sidetrack
Half the time you stare at her go, and the other half you can't get your face of her legs until she's all clean and well-rested and lets you go. It is really hard to imagine a work that could satisfy me more.
Embrace it
Oh, you don't have to tell me, I have absolutely no problems being tempted by her all of the time.
Me personally, I do not believe that there could be too much of Hailee anyway.
giving in to said temptation
Don't you mean you're afraid you'd start fapping if you stare at her body for too long? Well, it's probably not my expertise, but I do not believe it is right to fight yourself over something as silly as this.
alice is trans
It would be easily the most rewarding job. Doing what you love, what could be better?!
Same here. The more Hailee temptation, the better.
Staring at more and more Hailee is fine, until you start fapping. Then, fapping more and more is also fine, until you start edging. Then, edging over and over again is also somewhat fine, until you lose control. And losing control is something I'd refer to avoid today
I hope none of you fuckheads talk like this in real life. That would be a fucking tragedy.
Doing what you love to who you love, even. Truly as perfect as a job might get. Me, I wouldn't even really ask to be paid if I ever got to that.
losing control is something I'd refer to avoid
Sorry about that, really sucks. Then again, you don't "have" to edge, but you do you. Seeing all of these and not slipping takes some admirable willpower anyway.
Taking things slow enough is a potential alternative but the slope, among other things, can get pretty damn slippery sometimes
Oh absolutely goes without saying that I wouldn’t want pay. I’d gladly be Hailee’s leg and foot slave, completely free of charge
ariana didn't tattoo her face did she
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I suppose it does get troublesome sometimes. Well, again, sorry you have to do that to yourself, hopefully you'll have enough time to appreciate Hailee properly sooner than later!
leg and foot slave
Now that you mention it, being walked by her on a leash on some occasions would be a nice addition too. I mean, it does make you closer to the legs after all.
Now sorry nonnies, but I'll have to leave for some IRL matters. See ya.
what do you mean blind people don't see the color black all the time
what do you mean "they just don't see at all." what does that mean
Definitely a nice addition!
Take care Haiz anon. :)
Take care, fren
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OMFG dude did you know John Lennon said the nword? he might get cancelled for this!
Sheeeeeit.
How do you do it
Hope everyone is having a nice day <3
you'll have to have one for both of us
you know what really pisses me off? people that aren't american existing
you know what really pisses me off? my washing machine keeps getting stuck on "sensing" before entering the rinse cycle, so i have to pause the cycle, lift the lid, and close it after a few seconds to kick the thing back into gear
You know what kinda pisses me off? That druggie nepo bitch Cara.
diversity is our strength
JFK - first catholic president
Obama - first black president
Trump - first pedo president
it's good to have a unique mix of voices
first pedo president
do you have the pic of her dropping her coke outside her house?
punch it
first pedo president
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wait all the presidents were christian? i thought we had some atheist presidents
i know obama and trump were rumored to be atheist
if you save up your money and run, you could even be our first retard president
every POTUS has had to pay lip service to xtians in order to be elected. obama was clearly an atheist. trump worships himself.
obama is muslim and trump became a joo in 2016
Eternal reccurrence.
Every president prior to JFK technically attended a protestant church semi regularly. One was almost certainly gay and not practicing. Another cut out all the miracles in the Bible. had it right
first retard president
trump
g.w. bush
mean
many such GOP cases
Bush 2 was just misunderestimated is all.
anyway since we can have 3 term presidents again i expect george w bush to challenge and beat trump in the primary and face bill clinton in the 2028 election
Why, what's up?
a Bush vs Clinton for the first time since '92 would be epic
W can avenge his pop losing to bill
counterpoint: trump should be shot into the sun
absolutely based take and based aversion to bras
a truism
Modern films like Midnight Cowboy
I got fucked
Posting Goddess Ari on /cel/ for eternity.
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unbothered . moisturized . happy . in my lane . focused . flourishing
In the ASS!
basically, but only metaphorically
A modern age of cinema technically
I hope you used some lube at least. Did you get a kiss too?
Big Eyes, Big Booba
depression and anxiety acting up, but i'll manage
dry, but I got a kiss afterwards
I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her... M-My m-m-m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-i-is a-a-a-a very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...
WE LOVE YOU ALICE <3
Oh boy I know that all too well.
Pleasant to hear that you'll manage.
That's at least something.
I love you too! <3
Wonderful Dove
Feetsies
miley admits to being incoherent whenever she gets her tattoos which explains a lot
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tattoos should be illegal
Tariffs hit hardworking people with a double whammy: you pay more at the checkout and lose more from your savings.
good. i hate hardworking people.
based
They have never been successfully applied at the aggregate level by a major power in decades. Even China, manipulative currency bastards as they are, pretty much only does sector specific
happy bridesday
not a celeb
need a juicy cock to suck on for tay
iktf
G4T, in this wholesome celeb thread?
It's more likely than you think.
Y-Y-Yesterday a-a-a g-g-good s-s-sir w-w-who c-c-called h-h-himself t-t-the n-name B-B-Bam B-Brown c-came t-t-to m-m-m-m-me and m-m-m-my g-g-girl - I-I w-w-want t-t-to u-use a-a-a slang w-w-word h-here s-s-so I-I-I'll a-a-also s-s-s-say m-m-m-my g-g-gal- V-Victoria... H-He s-s-said m-m-m-my g-g-girl i-i-is a-a-a-a very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman a-a-and h-he g-grabbed and r-r-rubbed V-Vic b-behind... H-He s-s-said h-he w-w-was a-a-administering s-s-something c-c-called B-B-Bam B-B-Brown d-d-d-do g-g-good t-t-to V-Vic a-a-and h-he s-s-smiled w-w-what h-he c-c-c-called a-a-a G-Good B-Bam B-B-Brown s-s-smile t-t-to us...
Local cel horndog gets G4T train going. Wholesome posters hate this one trick!
they're so smol and delicate
‘MICHAEL’ Part 1 & Part 2 are reportedly both set to release in theaters in 2026.
Part 1 should be titled HOMOSEXUAL and part 2 should be titled PEDOPHILE.
remember when I used to start the G4T trains?
They are very cute
You were one of several. He Who I Have Promised to Not Speak His Name had a few under their belt. Brighton anon of course. Choli, in another life
Good times, good times.
I remember some fun times with Ari too, here and elsewhere. Don't think with you though. Mostly my alleged doppleganger
Ari feet would be great
I'm really bad at telling who's who.
Ari feet would be great
Which makes you the happier one in the room. It's not half as fun as one would hope
You are always easy to identify for me. Something about the cadence.
did someone say feet
Yes please
the people cry out
Fuck they are good
yeah but we weren't talking to you
I can appreciate those cute little toes <3
Beautiful feet
they should be appreciated by the masses
Wow they are beautiful
They absolutely do
milly toes (and butt)
Fuck those are perfect toes and a great ass mmm
Love them so much
I imagine if you slap him hard enough, his face will fall off and he'll continue to laugh loudly as he bends down to pick it up and put it back on.
i am groont
my cock is always leaking for Ari