What would be the first thing you did if you woke up with an extra million dollars added to your bank account?

What would be the first thing you did if you woke up with an extra million dollars added to your bank account?

Go to simp farming faggots that's what the board is for

send all of it to my favorite OF model

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Buy a house in a remote area in Northern Spain, preferably Galicia, Asturias or Cantabria.

fancy armory room

Which tranny fucking queer? So why do you follow trannys?

Put it in Petty Cash, where it belongs.

If you're going to make a real thread don't make it to attract attention with a vapid attentionwhore prostitute for simps, faggot. There's

Fucking same. What’s your collection so far?

I haven't made my own thread for over 2 years and you're the only faggot here
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Don’t be jealous just because Nuri has more rights than you

or don't put Josh at all and i'll miss it
Discord faggots there's
Well you need practice nigger
shit the fuck up pussy nobody cares about whores rights take your bobs and vagene begging ass to

There’s no way this guy keeps mentioning Anon Babble without being a fucking ad bot

Johnny cash is dead

Go to nigger that's not advertising it's a fucking board for discord server users to talk and get members

I just have the essentials right now, an anderson lower .300 aac AR that i built, a mossberg 590, my glock 26 and an old winchester model 70 30-06.

Surprising lack of 1911s in that collection. Or at least a 2011. This one guy I know has a staccato xc and it is the smoothest butteriest gun I’ve ever in my life held

What's the best weapon to use when the enemy is yourself? Obviously not a razor

I don’t condone self harm/suicide, Shane. But for you, I’ll make an exception.

in your case all you need to do is wander into the wrong neighborhood if you step off your porch. don't let being a felon prevent you from achieving your goal

putting in something safe that can give me some interest but easy to sell, until i can be sure i can keep it
i already did that a couple of months ago, fixing renovating it would probably the first actual expending i do

Doesn't work statistically someone else gets hurt 100% of the time.

just go in blackface they'll be more likely to hit you

Probably honestly or maybe not it might be too shocking for anything to happen because they would think it's a prank

I wonder if it’s smarter to buy a house with a million dollars than to invest it

well i was basing it on statistics like you were. niggers kill more niggers so just dress up as one and the bullets will find you easier

I didn't think of it like that but it's funny

its about the mortgage interests against the investments interest etc etc
but just buying the shit you need will actually lower your mental load, there are less shit to worry about, while investing will keep it higher

Place $50,000 into an emergency reserve fund, put aside another $50,000 to spend as I want for a year and invest the remaining $900,000 into a Roth Ira or SMP500.