/waifu/ thread

This is a Diddy party, isn't it?
Is that why Sunny had him on the show talking about gay sex or whatever in the dvd extras because they are all Diddlers?

Lemme tell you a story about the first time I was visiting New York

I was walking down Madison Avenue and I saw a group of people formed around a vehicle

I wondered “hmm I wonder what’s goin on”

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There’s a flamboyant man who turns to me and starts to scream

”POFFFF OH POFFFFF”

”POFFF IS IN THERE POFFFFYYY”

who the fuck is that ?

turns out it’s just a gay immigrant guy who can’t pronounce “Puff Diddy”

he steps out the car and graces us with that signature gummy smile of his

instantly feel a wave of happiness, it’s like watching those cute viral videos of dolphins

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That’s why we loved him so much. He smiles just like a dolphin. It’s so endearing!

the fact you need a PHD in /waifu/ drama history to know what post isn't being made by some arrogant avatarfag or creepy basement dweller from the viewpoint of a different but just as spammy basement dweller just boggles my mind. they are mad waifufags are done with the thread because there's nothing to be found here. the current state of /waifu/ is just years of more and more drama. now there are no waifu posts, there are no fun interactions, there is no fun, it's entitled man children mad that they got caught downloading child porn and are constantly confronted. enjoy your empire of dirt made from a chatroom of random avatarfags that gathered in a weird corner of the internet.

The best part about living in Michigan is the lack of extreme weather. Sure, we get our rain and flooding, but not like that.
Bar has been full the last week. Literally everyone's parents, if they're still around, live in Florida and come back only for storms these days. When I was younger, everyone was snowbirds (in Florida for winter, Michigan for summer) but the last 25 years or so, so many have just fully transplanted and only come up here to escape storms.
Florida is 20% native Michigander, at least, so everyone up here knows someone impacted, or currently has them sleeping on a couch or inflatable mattress in their living room.
I will NEVER fucking more to Florida. That shit is miserable hot. Fuck that shit.

I think this is a good place because I need to talk about it with someone and get it off my chest.
My wife had a brother 2 years older than her, who died at the age of 19 in a car accident. She always spoke about him with love, and every anniversary and date of his death she went to the cemetery and to church to pray for him. She keeps a photo of them together and several times I've caught her crying when she looks at it. Especially when she's drunk.
The thing is, my mother-in-law discovered she had cancer two months ago, she didn't want to come and live with us, she said she wanted to face the disease in the house she had built with her husband, and my wife and I decided to come and live with her. In the house where my wife grew up, we moved into the room my wife shared with her brother.
My life hasn't changed much, I work from home, the only difference being that my wife would now have an extra two hours to get to and from work. My mother-in-law is a good person, my parents passed away many years ago and having a mother figure around again is very nice, I confess.
This Monday, I was tidying up our bedroom when, trying to organize things in the old wardrobe, I found a box in a “hidden hole”. Inside the box were some diaries from when my wife was a teenager. I was happy because I thought she would like to rediscover this memory of her life. I know I shouldn't have done this, but I decided to take a look at these diaries. My wife and I like to make fun of each other and I thought I could find something in these diaries to make fun of her.
But what I ended up discovering with these diaries is that she and her brother were in love, having sex and planning to move in together and try to live their love far away.
I haven't told my wife yet that I've discovered these diaries, but I've been reading them all week and I confess I'm a bit torn, I've always had a incest fetish, but at the same time it's strange to feel that maybe I'm not the love of her life.

Morning

I love that I fixed people and i'm hated for it
hopefully soon you schizo retards will stop saying you have waifus

I'm in New England right now, people here are fucking pansies about the weather. I'm walking around in board shorts and a tech tee, these pussies are in like scarves and shit. It's 65-70 degrees!
It was 115 in Phoenix last week

Jealous. It's hot as fuck here.

scarves

65 F = 18C

brother what.

I've found the kneeling/praying position is the best to fart in. Not does it not obscure the asshole, separating the buttocks. It doe cause a boost in volume, efficiently and smell. I for one found this a personal fav

the money

Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes~

fk dood

Nini

weeb cringe

this swarthbeast NEEDS to kill himself

Good Morning All!
Today the weather is crummy and I have jack all to do, time for the big relax day I've been dreaming of.
Kcd2 all day. A tasty lunch and maybe some relaxation outside if there is a break in the storm.
Delightful!

O Triple Form of Darkness
Sombre splendor!
Thou Moon unseen of men
Thou Crowned demon of the crownless dead.
O breasts of blood, too bitter and too tender
Unseen of gentle spring.
Let me the offering
Bring to Thine Shrine's sepulchral glittering.
I slay the swarth beast, I bestow the blood
Sown in the dusk and gathered in the gloom
Under the waning moon.
At midnight hardly lightening the East:
And the black lamb from the black ewe's womb
I bring and stir the slow infernal tune
Fit for Thy Chosen Priest.
Here...where the band of Ocean breaks the road
Black trodden, deeply stooping to the abyss.
I shall salute Thee with a Nameless Kiss
Pronounced toward the uttermost abode of Thy supreme Desire.
I shall illume the fire
Whence the wild stryges shall illume the lyre
Whence thy lemures shall gather and spring round
Girding me in a sad funereal ground
With faces turned back...
My face averted.
I shall consummate this awful act of worship
O renowned
Fear upon earth, and Fear in Hell,
And Black Fear in the Sky beyond fate
I hear the whining of Thy wolves! I hear
The howling of the hounds about Thy Form,
Who comest in the terror of Thy storm
And night falls faster, ere Thine eyes appear
Glittering through the mist,
O face of Woman unkissed
Save by the dead whose love is taken ere they wist!
Thee, Thee I call! O Dire One! O divine!
I, the sole mortal seek Thy deadly shrine;
Pour the dark stream of blood
A sleepy and a reluctant river
Even as Thou drawest with Thine Eyes on mine, To me
Across the sense bewildering flood
That holds my soul forever!
3 faced goddess thee iIinvoke
by your dogs thee I invoke
Goddess of Magic thee I invoke
Goddess of witchcraft thee I invoke
Goddess of Necromancy thee I invoke
Protector of doorways and crossways thee I invoke
her that operates from a far, her that removes far reaching one thee I invoke
Nightwalker thee I invoke

watch some faggots going to think i'm really into witchcraft because of copypaste

Good meowning
Boob morning breastie.

YWNBAW

have a new friend group that I like hanging out with, but tonight made me realize they suck and are more than likely holding me back... kinda tempted to just ghost and vanish into nothingness again, but a part of me thinks I should just chill the fuck out and start playing other games so I dont burn out again.

I gotta feeling mom's gonna kick me out anytime soon
better pack my stuff ready

don’t know how to regain my motivation. It takes me a week to muster up enough willpower to cut my nails, how am I going to live independently?

You have one chance at creating a truely meaningful and fulfilling relationship, and it's when you're a young virgin in love with another young virgin who is in love with you. If you can acquire this and have the strength, commitment, trust and patience to preserve it you have a lifelong lover who will always be your teammate.

After this point the only girls you'll meet have had multiple partners and their bonding ability is broken, they'll get bored after a few months or a year and it's back to square one.

In this day and age you don't even have to hide your face. Since the "women empowerment" movement, acting like a shameless slut and milking simps out of their money is seen as a "strong empowered woman who isn't afraid of embracing her own sexuality"

I'm honestly happy if earth is homeless
he literally deserves to be starving outside to learn to stop making cringe posts
shits irritating to read

Mordred needs to be starving also get his fucking head bashed in for being a crossdressing faggot

Mordred needs to be tied up and shipped to Altair so we never hear from both of them again.

Shit most of you peter puffers need to because you crossdress
That shit isn't ok
Being gay isn't but thinking you're something else really isn't ok

>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12

the absolute state of these threads lol they're awful only the most obstinate will stay because it will just get worse and less people will post

hopefully mostly "waifufags" gtfo the gay ones or bi whatever same shit