Waifu thread
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Rules:
Claim your Waifu/Husbando
No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
No stealing (unless you roll trips)
Only one claim per person
Keep RP/ERP in private.
Discussion is welcomed
Insults must be original
No oversexualized content
If you're posting images you're not lurking
Stop reading these
3D is almost always trash
Joining means a reserved place in hell
Most importantly, have fun!
lol, lmao even.
Jannies seem peeved
Loling out loud.
Bite, bite chomp, chew.
Hello. I got the cat shirt.
Again, I let another thread.
Does all I touch turn sod between my fingers!
My shame!
cat shirt? hmmm i remember you shared a link of it but i forgot what it looks like
oh, i finally got klukai by luck from the gacha
perfect waifus don't exi-
We're so back, second try.
WOW! Who is this?!?
Slopmob
buona notte jujubean!!!!!!!!!
You going to sleep? Nini if so.
Perfection
Personally I would've gone with purrfection
Waifu?
Waifu.
Sayaka is my waifu 4 laifu
Your fortune: Average Luck
no
no cucks allowed
rule
shit thread kys
tranny got unmasked
Is 1,000x pathetic as you think
I just told you I'd buy a cat shirt next time lol.
files.catbox.moe
files.catbox.moe
I don't know if I'll have enough pulls for Mechty...
That's why they pay you the big bucks and I am just a poor neet.
Why waifu?
I just told you I'd buy a cat shirt next time lol.
You did tell me, The hello kitty one is nice
It's a learned business skill
spic espaniola derives you were wiped from existence
sorry leto
These are literally dudes burning you
troon btfo
5 more new chicks this week.
waifu tranny
gtfo alice you're btfo
you're not even an alicefag
Did the other ones grow to bigger chickies yet?
I should get more sweaters like those, no clue where i'd have to look though
The first batch I had yeah, one or two already began laying eggs. Blue eggshells.
I buy them in person. You can try to find a shop that prints them themselves.
you know for you can buy a buy a key logger i can write it in a few hours it's Anon Babble
soppo with a leash
The chickies grow up so fast, What makes the shells blue? Like something in their food?
Can't have shit in this frozen tundra going to try and find a thrift shop or have to order stuff online
At what age did you anons first love your wife, was she your first love? I am curious.
I fell in love with my wife when I was 20. She was my first.
I have a couple of leashed Soppo.
The size and colour is depending on their breed really. Chickens don't change the colour of the shells of their eggs, it's like oysters only giving the same colored pearls.
I love to thrift, though, if you go to a shop with vintage signs, it's going to be overpriced lol.
I go to the more industrial sides to buy.
I fell for my waifu more or less 6 years ago, I felt we had a couple of similarities but it only grew so much more from there, I love her tons!
How waifu?
Why waifu?
I don't know honestly anymore. Its just meant to be I guess.
i mean he literally knew about it b4 you posted i Anon Babble
I have a couple of leashed Soppo.
Most of them are pretty adorable
oh i thought it was something with their food and enviroment
No industrial sort of stuff here, just snow and trees.
i should say he's literally mordred docxed bf jill but he's not
Wasnt expecting the thread to get nuked.
Autosaged, not nuked.
Me and neptune got rid of you
Funny, I said that we werent targeted by jannies anymore during the crossover episode and this happens.
Hop on Flash and tell Jules to watch how I dismatle you.
I gotta autosage to sleep cause i'm too tired meow
no waifu btw i'm literally alice
have you figured out i'm literally alice?
I don't want to get off the couch. I'm in a food coma. How about next weekend? We can even try to drag earth into it. Also I need to redownload it.
*neptune and I
No literally not
*neptune and I
fucking lol
All of them are adorable.
Nope, though their diet does affect things like the taste of the egg, or the thickness of the shell, low calcium gives you fragile shells, or if you feed them onions or garlic, the eggs will taste a bit.. off.
Lots of grass to touch?
I'm in a food coma
I cant comprehend these words, how can people eat so much. What did you eat?
How about next weekend?
You dont even know if you will be avaible next weekend, thats very far away.
Also I need to redownload it.
Do you have that little storage?
serious lol
me a Alice2 hate them
Fish tacos. It's an american thing, you wouldn't understand.
I will be free next weekend for sure that's why I proposed it.
I have a new pc and I just haven't downloaded it on it yet.
faggot don't even know my avatar is literally persona not touhou
Not only I dont like tacos, I despise everything that comes from the sea.
Alright.
What happened to the old one?
Even mermaids?
It's a date. Make sure to tell dirt when you see him.
Nothing, it's still sitting there but it was time for an upgrade.
you're literally not a waifufag
Hey i'm literally a waifufag my waifu is alice
I dont get all the fuss abour mermaids to be honest.
A date of 3 people.
Why was it time for an upgrade, if it still worked, why change it?
you're a phony like #146
Half woman half fish, what's not to like?
A menage a trois
I wanted to be able to play the same 20 year old games I always play but at the maximum graphics settings. Also I got some new games too that I wouldn't have been able to run before like armored core.
do you trlize i literally been collecting alice pics on your birthday when you became an adult?
I dont know.
Dont speak to me with that shitty language.
Holy shit thats a very heavy weapon.
Would you prefer top woman bottom fish or top fish and bottom woman?
Omelette du fromage
This thing is a beast.
trlize?
I would prefer if it was full fish or full woman.
Maybe you can play Flash with max settings, you need a top notch PC to do that.
did you make this? I copy a lot but change enough it's not plagerism
Full fish lmao you are a certified freak
Maybe you can plug in your lan cable directly to the undersea internet cable and have a ping better than 6000.
no winner only losers. to see me you need an significant amount of time here
Not like that, dumbass.
Shut up you nigger bitch.
Care to elaborate?
Cool it with the racism buddy.
welcome to alice lore we're literally from beginning of all alt chans and none them got us
I just like my monsters to be monsters and my women to be women.
My mistake original gangster.
You're not OG neither is anzu but i like you both
Fish are not monsters.
I'm outta here, catch you on the flipside home skizzle.
What the hell does that even mean. Whatever, just get lost.
do u know like sako I have a literal alice ' literally davids enemy
Autosage again huh.
wrong newfag
I'm literally alice and you're a phony
Plap
she's hot anon ngl
literally every waifu has a wonderland esit
reminder alice won
giood because im literally alice
I am seriously tho
Una última Relm antes de partir.
nigger literally them care to chat?
Take care Painter.
Why isn't the thread going up, are you guys saging?
I literally do
ROLL
bump
Test
Talpa stole myb. Third leg