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Thanks pedo ponce.

For you, always <3

I think I'm using ponce correctly. Britfag euphemisms are weird. But it makes a break from calling you a cunt.

cute sweater

reminds me of raine from ff8

When a warrior and a mage fight, who wins?

The rogue.

Choke to death on a cute sweater.

youtube.com/watch?v=QH2KwQ4eM2A

And knitted socks?

he can't be referring to nonce can he?

ff8 was underrated, need a remake

Sure, why not.

testify, brutha

Ponce I think is more for effeminate homosexuals. Nonce can be applied to pedo faggots who are into either sex

What a strange way to spell X-2. 4k mascot outfits or we riot

Fuck everything.

The name Ponce, originating from Spanish, holds the meaning of Ocean. Its etymology derives from the Latin word Pontius, which translates to ocean. This name has a rich historical background and continues to appear in modern-day usage, signifying its significance and enduring presence

It's the alliteration. Pedo ponce sounds better than pedo cunt.

Pedo ponce pounding his pathetic penis to prime presley

for example.

that game was far better than i expected, but i never did get to finish it

but yes, the outfits were fun

Yeah, it's a legitimate and kinda common name in Mexico. Makes for unfortunate cross Atlantic travels
I figured you would like those options given where you once dwelled on this site

That seems oddly specific

who is this guy who never posts pics even talking to anyway

you

who never posts pics

Oh god, please i beg of you anon, for all that's good and merciful, do not continue that train of thought

If only you knew how bad things really are…

Those of us who've seen what you posted in the starlet threads already know how bad things really are.

Good news however, is that den of inequity site y'all use is back online. Guess that's why there's been a decline in traffic here.

Best ending

why does vicky have a photo of louie armstrong in her house and why does she have a security cam in the corner and an exit sign over the door

please more face

Always have been, o nihilistic one. You don't have an exit sign? How do you decide which of your 7 doors to leave through?

fucking formatting fail

I either need to drink less or more.

Question. What were you doing in those starlet threads in which you have allegedly seen me post?

They were likely hunting BD. The Canadian, as he is wont to do, got into a bit of a fight...with someone who doesn't need to post 8kn emmas to prove a point

Also the API was still accessible in those days so automating certain processes was easy.

YFW Anon Babble had an API that could be tapped into. They never did document it enough.

Then post the proof

Question. Are we getting our steps in today?

0ld n3w2

You, maybe. Me, nah.

This. Would love to see what you conjure up.

Shaking my freaking head.

To be fair I probably need them more than you do. (*/∀＼*)

Definitely, fatso.
I did like 2 hours of drum practice today. That counts.

THAT'S A LOT OF BANGING!

Plus you had an interview today correct?
You've been more productive today than I've been since months! (ToT)

Time for me to continue huffin and puffin, this beer gut ain't gonna get slim itself down. ;)

<3

Interview went well, yeah.

We can only hope. 14 hours of you being here every fucking day is getting real tired real fast.

You are always here.

Huh. She looks good when she isn't fat.

OK.

You don't even know any of the details and you already assume the world again. You will be sorely disappointed.

Odontophilia has entered the thread.

Oh fucking yay.

He's so charming, isn't he

if your gf looks like maggie, what are you doing here?! hmmm.

Watching you and a pedophile talk about twinks with comfy sweaters.

He's just really mad because I am really cool and he's just a lame ass wannabe.

She looks good when she’s fat too. The issue is the Botox/surgery

Someone somewhere, is sick of her shit

Pedo ponce thinks he's clever because he told Jacobfag to

dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=1M conv=noerror

In the thread we're not supposed to talk about.

she seems sweet enough, but i imagine it would be irksome to date someone who grew up wealthy and doesn't understand working class struggles

Marry Selena, fuck Benzo, kill Hudgens (it breaks my heart to say that about Nessa)

Personally if I wanted to fuck with jacob the diddler I'd have gone with

dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=512 count=4096 seek=$(expr `blockdev --getsz /dev/sda` - 4096)

But I can only count to potato.

I hope you are talking about that specific pic/time because this is godawful choices for current

she's at work, lmao - I work weekends

What does Allison talking to Jacob about twinks and sweaters have to do with your girlfriend?

Does she wear comfy sweaters?

HE IS A WEDDING DJ

spoiled little brat

implying anyone except wincucks would actually fall for that

She has a big green fisherman's sweater I bought her for Christmas, otherwise not really

I am talking about that pic, yes

Pedo ponce this is Jacob we're talking about. He's in love with a 10(?) year old boy. Nigga aint exactly the brightest of anons.

I see. Well thanks for that.

surprise her with something nice at work

you could take her some flowers or a cute snack <3

i can only imagine

1PM: LUNCH TIME.

Yay.

I'd have to take the bus since she took the car

Enjoying the spoiled cutie sounds a lot better

Bitches do love their snacks,

I just saw a spooky snake. ;_;

oh! hey, you could order her some cupcakes or something, you know? enough for the whole office <3

nothing bundt cakes is pretty good and fairly ubiquitous

they do be snackin'

sorry, I am back now <3

We've all seen your disgusting face. Hopefully the snake recovers from the shock.

mfw i see your dinner

yes, i'm jealous

He got bitten by a snake once.
After two agonizing days the snake finally died.

He slithered awat before I could put him outta his misery. ):

you know I'd make that happen for you and so much more <3

please don't hurt snakes

they're important and they're usually just minding their own business :-/

(^///^)

Why don't you mind your own business and shut the fuck up faggot?

The anon who does that is at lunch so I wanted to try out for the position.

I have a snake in my pants minding it's own business

they are just talking about BD, he is neither important nor minding his own business

ponce has two meanings in bong

an effeminate man (pooftah)

someone who leeches of others

Those snakes sound a lot like me TBH.

Cept for the being important part. :/

So because he's using it to call Alice a pedophile he should stick with nonce?

you did great

reminds me of a silly song, but i won't go into it

tummy's grumblin'

you did great

Awesomesauce.

rent free

Obviously. Parkers welfare check doesn't cover the rent on that room.

yes, nonce is the most readily used term
'nonce ponce' doubles the damage

Almost every woman I have known under the age of 50 has done a happy dance while or after eating. Especially the thinner ones do it more often

And people say you can't learn shit on this site.

like this?

*rubs your tummy*
poor qt
in my pants

OwO

Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......

ALICE PLEASE

Heading back home.

Oh lemme try.

You don't have a home.

5/10. Needs work. Like him.

Did any of you tards actually play this stupid game?

It's popular with little boys so I'm guessing Jacob did?

More of an upper body/arms dance usually, but similar

hey, cut dat out

it was an excuse to post that webm, but i think i know what you mean and it's pretty cute

Never change, /cel/.

I LOVE these Fucking Tits

work ticket requesting help promoting scott stapp concert

client sends current headshot

scott stapp looks like nic cage playing scott stapp in a sketch about scott stapp

Why would you need an excuse for that?
There is no need for a reason to post cute webms

slampig…

post her at her fattest

Man this bitch is so fucking ugly

You're so fucking ugly you fat fuck

I'm gonna do no such thing

ONE, oh one

your Mom is Ugly

hm, you make a good point

whown, oh whown
durrnly whurrrus whown

early 2000s rock: brought to you by nouns

*gets popcorn out*

ALICE LOVES TO FUCK

meant vowels
man, i'm light-headed today

This walk is giving me too much time to think and not in a good way.

HE'S GOT LOW BLOOD SUGAR

How's your mom?

HE'S ALONE WITH HIS THOUGHTS

Happy. His brother had a baby.

I really hate it when that happens.

that's what drugs are for

butt of syd, often overlooked for reasons

want

LILLIS GET IN HERE. NEW SADIE PICS DROPPED

Truth.
And noise.
And music.
And documaries and podcasts and all that happy shit.

rare aquatic syd

I prefer getting fucked

ALLISON IS A SEX GOD

Freak

the fuck is rope bunny

RIP MY FUCKING PENIS.

libel

it's gonna need a sling at this rate

Superman fags James Gunn posted a five min trailer for the film if you're into that type of thing.

These new pics are going straight into my happy folder.

Krypto beats the shit out of Supes. That's funny.

This movie is going to bomb so fucking hard Apple will be able to hoover up the IP for pennies on the dollar when WB goes under.

snoods belly is so yummy

UMMMMMmmmmf

nice DSL

The Snood is not for lewd.

that look says otherwise

The Snood is for wholesome cuddles and comfy wholesome things like reading besides a comfy open fire and watching cute old movies from the 1980s.

boring af

You're boring af you adhd riddled cunt.

snood is for putting her feet on my face

wholesome

you would literally take her and force her into behaving like a n 80 yo gran

You will notice the pedophile Alice has once again ingratiated himself into the conversation.

Conversation

Can you really call it that?

Thanks anon!

You can leave now.

The house I stayed in on my last trip had no heating except a fireplace. It was comfy as fuck
The first night was a bit of a struggle though, next time I'll probably bring a sleeping bag to stay closer to the heat

Honestly I'm only half paying attention. I'm still trying to wrap my head around how awful that superman preview anon posted looked when I'm supposed to be working.

Fucking where, Appalachia?

snood thread on Anon Babble but i cant post in it cause i caught a 3 day ban

you have no power over me

Now you're just reaching.

Idk, similar maybe? It was my grandparents' house. It was not snowing at the time but it had snowed a week before I got there

telling Anon Babble jannies to think is like telling a quadriplegic to jump into a swimming pool

Sounds cozy.
Might not be.

but without him we wouldn't know that literally everyone here except him is a pedophile!

Alice the pedophile who forces himself on us for 14 hours ever day will now make another thread.

Use another 'funny' title.

he keeps us safe from corrupting influence

guaranteed this nigga looks like Steven Greer, autistically obsessing over shit like it makes him cool or something

It is. I don't usually go until the weather is warmer because of the heating situation but I thought the pup would enjoy it

Yes Sir he's still here. 14 hours a day on average. No Sir, he's displaying no signs of returning to the rock whence he slithered under in December.

Thanks Obama.