Nintendo direct thread

I c4n't believe th4t I will s4y this but I w4nt Anon Babble b4ck...

Mak1ng a d1rect b1ngo card. G1ve 1deas.

Gam3s

C bu7t0n is a gl0rified miiverse bu7t0n. Calling i7

l0l manchild fagg07

1 d0n't kn0w. 1 0nly care ab0ut m0n0l1th s0ft n0w s0 maybe a new game made by them.

Nin7end0 websi7e

K1d 1carus 2 ge7s announced.
You d1e la7er 7ha7 day, never able 7o play 17.

Wha7 are 7he chances we ge7 a new smash bros

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DO
NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOW

SP0RE 2

50/50 I c4n see it being next ye4r

I ju5t want good gam35, man.

rele45e d4te for metroid prime hopefully

there’5 only third p4rtie5 4nd port5

your re4ction?

Smash

What 1f th1s tw1st 1s r3v3al3d dur1ng th3 d1r3ct?

1t's been 7 years, m1ght get a teaser t0m0rr0w 0r m1ght save 1t f0r later

5ilk5ong

Nin7endo would h4ve los7

5tar Fox
Donk3y Kong
Animal Cro55ing
Giv3 m3 on3

100% chance of Sakura1's game be1ng there, 50% chance of 1t actually be1ng Smash

ano7h3r gimmick consol3 by Nin73ndo

So the s4me 4s most of the origin4l Switch's lifesp4n?

YOU KNOW WI7HOU7 MY WINGS, I'D SURELY DIE
I FOUND MY FREEDOM FLYIN HIIIIGH

1 mean we d1d 5ee 5kyr1m a5 one of the f1r5t port5 for 5w1tch. 5o 1t'5 l1kely to have a lot of port5 l1ke elden r1ng, mon5ter hunter and metaphor

There will be n0 new smash, much t0 the chagrin 0f ped0philes everywhere

ok Anon Babblet4rds g1ve me your pred1ct1ons
h4rd mode: don't s4y "noth1ng" or "1t's 4ll sh1t"

It's s0mething

S4kur4i shows up

s4ys he h4s 4n 4nnouncemen7

jus7 shows 4 7r4iler like Sm4sh Ultim47e where i7's 4 f4keou7 from one g4me's reve4l 7r4iler le4ding 7o i7 being Sm4sh 6

jus7 shows sh4dow figures 7o hin7 ch4nges

s4ys i7's 7his ye4r

4nons soi 7hemselves in7o oblivion

Sm4shpos7ing consumes 7he si7e 4nd 4ll is 47 i7 should be in 7he world

There w1ll be no S1lksong

0 hopefully.

Only Ultimate
Melee bro5 aren't like that

if i 5ee 4 5ingle nigger in the tr4iler i'm buying 4 p55 in5te4d

Pedo5 really d1d ru1n 5ma5h

No7 4ll of i7 will be shi7

an1mal cross1ng w1th an1mal roommates fuck1ng do 1t n1ntendo you puss1es

1mag1ne 1f the s1te 1s st1ll fucked l1ke th1s when the event happens L0L

Here's my bing0 card (in7en7i0nally made i7 a li7tle difficult, wi7h 0ne pipe dream ann0uncemen7 in each r0w)

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I predict th4t Nintendo c4ncel5 the 5witch 2 4nd we get the G4meCube 2.

20 minute5 0f P0kém0n plu5 40 minute5 0f irrelevant 5hit and y0u'll be 5eething

Why would balatro app3ar, 1t’s alr3ady on sw1tch and mor3 proc3ss1ng/graph1cal pow3r do3s l1ttl3 for 1t

20 minute5 0f P0kém0n and I’ll be cumming

This. It was fun when 0ther b0ards were having their threads in Anon Babble, but n0w it just feels like regular Anon Babble with 0nly very minimal b0ards having their 0wn discussi0ns threads like this 0ne with very little cr0ss0ver with p0sters.

7ha7 already happen 1n 7he d1rec7 4 days ago

This is your lif3 now.

FUCK 1 w1sh

Or at l3ast until th3 mods turn th3 boards back on tomorrow morning.

I don't giv3 a shit about any of th3s3 HID3OUS 3D shitt3r gam3s. Th3y should announc3 a n3w 2D pok3mon gam3.

n0 sw1tch 2

0ur resp0nse?

1f th3y don't show som3 surpr1s1ng gam3 that 3xplo1ts th3 mous3 support g1mm1k th3y ar3 1d1ots.

5witch game5 all look fugly, why you need a 5witch 2 to look fugly anyway?

Y0u like penis.

5uper m4rio p4int

7hey're g0ing 70 ann0unce an Age 0f Empires cl0ne bu7 in 7he Mari0 universe.

Pos7 righ7 v3rsion

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no 5platoon

1-888-COM3-ON-NOW

Out of all the general5 to d1e, 1 d1d not expect /FEG/ to d1e, e5pec1ally w1th both Gacha and normal fag5 ex15t1ng.

Al5o are you guy5 Ready for the Blaz1ng blade Remake tomorrow w1th lunat1c Ambu5h Brave Lance Wyvern5?

Nin7endo direc7 on Anon Babble w7f

1 hone5tly ju5t hope we get 5ome 5h1t from the K1rby dev5. That or mar1o. E1ther way anyth1ng w1ll make me happy (wh1ch w1ll probably make the d15appo1ntment even wor5e)

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I wanna fuck a 7ranny
I wanna fuck a 7ranny
I wanna fuck

a man

s4me

I really h0pe 7hey keep up 7he m0men7um fr0m F0rg07ten Land, 7ha7 game was grea7

Ocarina of Tim3 r3mak3 tim3

PR3PAR3 F0R KIN0

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nin7end0 fags 0n suicide wa7ch

7hey sh0uld keep 7he b0ards cl0sed 7ill 70m0rr0w

Pos7 yours, /vb/

I'm 4lre4dy prep4red

need woomy pussy

Oblivion r3mak3 is gonna b3 shown off h3r3 and r3l3as3 on PC 7omorrow whil3 b3ing on swi7ch 2 a7 launch

New G4me NOBODY c4res 4bout should be the free sp4ce, but 1'm pretty conf1dent 1n New g4me th4t uses g1mm1ck fe4ture 4nd M4r1o K4rt L4unch t1tle

I r34ly w4nt a nu anima7 cr055ing or 5tr33t p455.
& Full backw4rd5 c0mpatab111ty.

F4vor1te v1ll4ger?

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Kum4t0r4 if P0rky w0n

1 hope 1t gets h4cked f4st

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I'd like t0 see Fire Emblem 4 rem4ke, 0r 4 new FE g4me th4t is 4ctu4lly g00d.

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I have a micropeni5

NEEEEEEKEEEEERRRRIIIIIIIIII

Are they g0nna phase 0ut the Sw1tch 1 0r are they st1ll g0nna make games f0r 1t l1ke they d1d dur1ng the 3DS/n3DS era?

Wha7 are 7he chances 7hey forge7 7o f1x 7he boards before 7he d1rec7 s7ar7s?

Low, 1t’s an 3asy r3v3rt

7h3y s7ill hav3 gam3s for swi7ch coming ou7 2026

Lit3rally all I hav3 in lif3 i5 waiting for an adv3rti53m3nt for a childr3n'5 toy I'm a fucking lo53r

Gay

What 1f the mod5 hard re5et the po5t number5 on all of the "deleted" board5, fuck1ng over all arch1ve5 forever?

1t could b3 much wors3.

why? 1sn't th1s bo4rd better?

his game

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I need 4 2D or 3D Donk g4me or 5witch 2 i5 DO4 for me.

Anon Babbletards when s0me0ne has an interest in s0mething that isn't 50 redundant p0rn threads

4t le45t it’5 more norm4l th4n begging to be 4dverti5ed to, fucking m4nchild

G1ve me one 1ssue w1th 4 BBC 4dd1ct1on. BBC 1s cr1t1c4l for 4 wh1te m4n's well be1ng.

1 WANT TO FUCK AND 5UCK NAMONAK1’5 T1TT1E5. T1TTYFUCK1NG NOW. LOAD W1LL BE HUGE. 5 OF UM OUNCE5. 540 5TROKE5. HARDER THAN TOUGH 80’5 WOOD. MORE EXC1T1NG THAN MCDONALD5 FOOD. 1 W1LL HAVE NO T1ME BECAU5E OF MUH K1D5 W1TH HER.

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9 h0urs t0 g0 unt1l N1ntend0 ascends the thr0ne 0f c0ns0le War w1nner, l1ke Jul1us Ceasar walk1ng 1nt0 R0me after he became emper0r

When I w4ke up I'll be living in 4 Swi7ch2 world

W1ll 7here be Mar1o Kar7 9 de7a1ls?

0f c0urse

If the large scale ocarina of time remake turns out to be alit, nintendo is now pretendo and they're dead to me.

what if it's a movie based on OoT?

I just don't want the whole direct to be Bing bing wahoo and all these family games

Oi the text are normal again.
Check the boards.

They're not open yet.

There is no OoT remake

I thought having a Switch1 direct was dumb but now I'm hopeful that means this Switch2 direct won't be padded with any Switch1 stuff. And the fact they are having a treehouse and live events makes me want to believe they have more games than just Mario Kart.

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

Not really. If you like this shit past the age of 20 it's over for you as a person.