P0RP?

Searching for someone to indulge me completely

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His chimmy changas?

*plorp*

PLOP
PLOP
PLOP
PLOP
I AIN'T SLIDDING LESS YOU SEE THE STEAM HOMIE
THROAT CLOGS CREAM DREAMS IN BETWEEN HOMIE

If u at a restaurant and got a log coffee
But the waiter been refilling it without the logs you wanted
And you get your fuckin' bill and you can see 'em double chargin' for the logs
For the coffee and you told 'em there's a problem
Sing along like
Ohhhh don't double charge for me for that

your phone rings

it's Andy

he just downed a gallon of sour milk and 47 Taco Bell Gordita Crunch Wrap Supremes

he says his tummy hurts and his guts are gurgling

he is 5 minutes away

wat do????

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I frantically start moping up all that shizz I just poomed all over my pants and the floor before he arrives.

How do you think this thread will help Anon Babble?

Proof?

Where is your proof this thread will help Anon Babble?

I never said it would help Anon Babble. I'm of the opinion that Anon Babble is no longer salvageable. Might as well shit on deck while we're sinking. Take your meds.

Why are you "shitting on the deck while we're sinking"?

Why aren't you?

Because they slidd on down to the poop deck

Why would I?

Hopefully because you've matured and taken your MEDS, Eustace!

What meds do you mean?
Who is Eustace? <

Just take your meds, E.

Can you tell me what meds you think I should take?

I couldn't say for sure. I'm not a doctor, let alone yours. If I had to venture a guess, I'd say antipsychotics.

Why do you think I should take "antipsychotics"?

I love his poop like Hitler loved Germany.

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Because you out of ya mind E.

Why do you think I'm out of my mind?

Why do you think you are in your mind?

What do you mean?

Is there an ultimate point to this, E, or are you just asking random questions again?

What do you mean?

What do I mean?

To clarify I was asking what you meant.

What do you mean?

But would you?

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"What I meant" is I would like to know your ultimate motivation for making very similar threads over the course of several years for absolutely no material, spiritual, or monetary goal.

It's all one person.

Meds, now.

Can you tell me how many people there are?

Can you tell me how many logs you can fit into your worthless tiny throte at once?

At least 3, probably dozens.

Who are these people?

I obviously couldn't name every single logposter, but there's myself, Anni, Jones, Morbiusposter...

Where do "logposters" come from?

All walks of life.

What do you mean "All walks of life"?

Well, for example, I run an Etsy store. I crochet little shit logs.

Can you show us your Etsy store?

No. There's information there that could reveal my identity.

If you don't want to reveal your identity then why did you give out your name?

He's so dreamy...

When did I do that...?

UwU ur fightin a cute bunny boi when he suddenly presents his sweaty musky butt hole and cute cock to u wat do? :3