What would you do in the situation if you were in prison? Are the the victim or the perpetrator?
What would you do in the situation if you were in prison? Are the the victim or the perpetrator?
Mmm, home cookin'
moan so he cums fast
honestly this isn't even that gay
Kevin nash biopic is out?
Listen here. I like ya, and I want ya... now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.
it's gay if you like it
too soon
Try to shit each time he thrusts so more shit gets into his dick the longer he goes.
Is Oz a good prison show or is it just soft core porn?
I make like Eugene Dobbins and get shanked.
I would eat nothing but high fiber foods and supplements until my bowels were filled to the brim with feces that had the consistency of brick mortar. I'd happily bend over and spread my cheeks for my rapist. Once he plunged his tumescent member into my innards he'd find himself stuck in a fleshy Chinese finger trap of sorts. The look on his face as I clench my cheeks together as I begin to tear his greedy little prick from his body would be worth whatever humiliation I suffered in the weeks leading up to this moment. I'd stand over his crumpled, pathetic figure and sneer before walking away in triumph. A new grisly tail wagging betwixt my victorious rump. A trophy of sorts.
If you got really into it and started powerbottoming him right then would he get freaked out and back off?
Fucking kek
'fraid so
try not to cum challenge: impossible
how can i give you Anon Babble gold for this humorous post?
i would never be in prison because im a good boy and mom wont let me
He'll post it on r/Anon Babble. You can find it there.
Daily reminder it's more gay to top since you are sticking your dick in someone's shitty butthole while the bottom is simply enjoying a free prostate massage.
Prison is literally a place Blacks go to habitually rape pretty little white boys.
What would you do in the situation if you were in prison?
I could never get hard enough to rape a man. Man body is repulsive, how do these guys do it and still have the audacity to pretend that they're not faggots?
what ever you need to cope anon
I'm between them
oh look, it's another babish thread in disguise, all it's missing is the tranny pasta picture
I would tell him to slow down so I can make him cum harder
Martin Lawrence already did this bit
We got a new one boys!
you used "of sorts" twice just fyi
what's adebasi doing to that garloid?
ah, the Lucky Pierre
it's a campy cartoon prison show that has a lot of prison rape and is surprisingly good
This
You might be joking but it’s true. Like the other anon said, you’d had to be a pretty toxic level of gay to get hard enough to have a sex with another man (unless it’s a passable tranny with a fat butt of course), vs just taking dick is pretty straight since it’s prostate simulation and I’ve heard it feels nice. It’s something a girl could even do with a strap on so it’s fine.
You sound like you're in denial
why do comedians get less funny with age. you'd think they'd get funnier the more life experience they have and with more time to hone their craft.
Lmao this low t faggot cant even get hard enough to rape
This but sounding like Japanese hentai girl "aah nigga-san ur penis soo biiiggg AAH I'm cummiiiiing"
Why are Americans so obsessed about getting butt fucked by niggers? I doubt they have condoms, you could literally pinpoint guilty by simple DNA sample.
But Martian Larsenece was never funny
incorrect. he was a laugh riot
you're too white to get it
I would eat nothing but high fiber foods and supplements
You would eat what you are given in prison.
america is obsessed with humiliation rituals. For whatever fucking reason.
t.
even the gayest prison nword wont be able the handle the smell of my shit without turning soft
fleece johnson says different he dont care. I think you underestimate the absolute mental illness in prison, you wont survive. there was that gang rape video going around of that mexican prison years ago it looked like hell, they didnt give a shit about blood shit piss the guy was getting RAPED TO DEATH
I remember that.. only because of the way he was screaming and the dark red lighting looked horrific I never comitted a crime after wathcing that
How does the whole prison gay thing even work now that faggotry is a widely accepted normal thing?
Big Stan has a tutorial on how to survive prison youtu.be
they have vending machines
where can i see this video? asking for a friend
I have been training my body to fight for a decade at this point.
They would have treated me like Beecher after he took Schillingers eyes but before he became a laughinstock faggot with Keller
he thinks gays aren't depraved subhuman animals driven solely by base desires and fetishes
Point at him and laugh
Doesnt make you Gay according to one of the most brutal inmates to ever exist
youtube.com
WTF ok fuck prison for real, yoou know he's got a mandingo dick too so he'll push all the way up to your diaphram
why does this scare the shit out of me
I'd happily bend over and spread my cheeks for my rapist.
gay
i have very bad hemorrhoids
my gay porn career ended before it even started
post your ao3 or wattpad account pls
I would enjoy the BBC desu
You just walk up to them ang go "you will be my wife"?
Yes
If they don't do that, what will happen?
I kill them
wtf
I keel Dem
I am NEVER going prison pham
Tips to make him cum slower?
maybe stop with the giving him a reach around you eager beaver
Start jerking your erect cock to confuse him
When you try to push out, it actually makes it easier for you take cock.
t. Gay sex haver
Based anal sex haver
This guy fucks twinks
Every anon should learn this in case they get sent to prison.
Bite their dicks off
I have a very sensitive ass, I sometimes weep when I wipe my ass after a really runny shit and it hurts. There's no way I'd survive in prison.
in my mind death seems the better option but you just know he's going to rape you before he kills you anyway so there's no winning decision.
I know they'd love hearing your pained cries
I got this jumbo pack of toilet paper and every time I take a shit it leaves me a bloody mess but I have so much of it and I don’t want to waste all of this paper.
is this the sequel to GOOSH GOOSH?
Wait, what? Is this real?
I don’t want to waste all of this paper
that makes it sound like you're giving yourself machine gun shits deliberately
the stress would more than likely cause me to spray liquid shit everywhere like a skunk but his demeanour strikes me as someone that wouldn't be put off by that.
Goosh goosh.
Only in super low security prisons where they send Jews who frauded people out of billions. Everyone else goes to niggers rape you in the ass prison.
Just buy a bidet you stupid fucking nigger.
they have them in waiting room/visiting room type places, you don't just get to go there.
they have commissary which is just a little dollar store with mega over-priced shit. I've heard the general rule is 8x prices in county, 3x in prison.
So a pack of .30c ramen is 2.40 in jail and .90c in prison.
Prison rape is a lot less frequent due to the rising number of down low inmates. It's mostly consensual now.
Only on Anon Babble
My local store sells spicy Ramen noodles 2.50€. God I love being Europoor.
it aint gay if I do it!
that is their universal cope
those prices are for the standard maruchan brand, personally i like the spicy buldak noodles, those are over $1.30 a pack here in the US
Welcome to South African prison!
Adriana
very good taste in whores.
Actually, its usually Argeniggers doing these anti-american race obssesed posts
LMAO
I have sex wit him
I HAVE SEX WIT HIM
Why are Americans so obsessed about getting butt fucked by niggers?
Because it's a very real possibility in America and it's objectively terrifying.
Walk outside? You might be raped by a nigger.
Get imprisoned? You WILL be raped by a nigger.
And seeing just how often they get imprisoned for mere words, they get raped by niggers quite a lot.
reminder that the majority of incarcerations are non violent offenders
what happened between the 80s and 90s that caused that
I sure do like niggerrape.
t. American.
Oz went to shit after they killed adebisi off
S5+S6 are awful
Shut up rapemeat.