Invite girl over to watch movie

Invite girl over to watch a movie

Turns out it's a guy that LARPs as a girl

"Alright, you can suck my dick but we're not having sex because that's gay."

Beat him up after due to shame

Simple as.

mfw I kiss some Faggot and fuck him in the ass and cuddle with him all night afterwards then never call him again

Owned

out

drunk

local bar

meet trans girl

obviously not a real girl but also not masculine

start talking

actually get along really well

exchange numbers

start chatting regularly

she asks me for a date

agree

she comes over

wear extremely slutty outfit

typical belle delphine e-girl look

hot body

literally looking like this shit you usually just see online

instantly get rock hard

we make out and fuck

unironically best sex of my life

both friendship and sexual encounters intensify

actually start developing feelings for her

but really don't want to tell my friends and family that I'm dating a tranny

things get better and better

often she stays for several days at my place

fuck like rabbits

and one point decide that I don't care about what people think

tell her that I love her

she just replies "oh that's cool"

instantly ghosts me after

replies like a month later and says she has a boyfriend now

I wish I was making this up.

Invite girl over to watch a movie

She comes over

Minutes later, the guy she was dating comes to my place, he's a friend of mine

Three of us watch the movie, then they both leave

Go to sleep after

True story.

lmao

she

the absolute state of you

Oh no no no bros

That's rough.

dear lord...

Friendzoned by a guy in a dress. Jesus Christ man. I'd be testing the mouthfeel of my entire armory if that happened to me.

never would have worked, they hit the wall like fucking crazy once twink death sets in

Glad you got over it

Do you think he rejected you because you dropped the spaghetti or for some other reason?

at a bar in my small flyover hometown

this fruit starts eyeing me

I leave and he follows me back home

puts his foot in so I don't shut the door

kisses me under the doorframe

I take him upstairs to my room to teach him not to be a queer

start fucking him raw in the ass

"nice ass you fucking faggot" but ironically

after I'm done tell him to get the fuck out of my house

never heard from him again

I hate homos so much, bros.

Anon clearly misjudged a "friends with benefits" situation as an romantic arrangement.

>puts his foot in so I don't shut the door

>kisses me under the doorframe

fucking romantic

giving a tranny the ick

Lmao. Faggot.

Calm down tranny your stitches are gonna pop.

Brutal, i'd kill my self

Get tested

invite a girl over

we watch a movie together

we have dinner and she goes back home

Sick degenerate fuck kys immediately

I fucking hate this place.

But we looooove your company anon :)

Thanks for the laugh, anon. Bravo.

I woke up and I'm still tired of her shit

I had something like that happening to me that ended somewhat sourly

have girl over, she's a friend of a friend of mine who was single and I was too, friend hooked us up

watch a movie while dining (notebook, kind of obvious as to my intent)

make jokes throughout, she's laughing, good times

as soon as credits start rolling, we're still seated with quite the gap in between, I face her to talk some more

start asking her what she thought, trying to make her laugh, but she's not quite as much into it as before, looks kind of disgusted

this kills the mood, I go back to facing the tv and we both sit in silence occasionally interrupted by some lame attempt at small talk and a quick and uninterested reply

she says she's gotta go, leaves, hand shakes goodbye

figure the mood switch was strange, but hey can't win em all

go to bed

notice on the bathroom mirror just before brushing my teeth, a distractingly huge piece of salad was covering one of my front teeth almost entirely

it all makes sense

next time I'm with her (and my friend) she's with a boyfriend

I hate women

Imagine if men were 10% as picky as women. We'd never have made it this far.

we make shit up, the thread

>At retail job a few years back (I think it was Best Buy)

>A bunch of girls with dog leashes and like anime dresses come into the store and look at video games

>what the fuck

>Some furry wearing a dog collar and cat ears comes up to the counter

>"Is it OK if I take the girls for a walk in here"

>Realize after adjusting my glasses that the "girls" are all grown ass MEN they have hairy as fuck legs. Like IT guys wearing dresses and running around the fucking store with dog collars and leashes and shit

>"Women?" I say

>Furry leaves to talk to my manager (I'm like 18 at the time)

>Complaining to my manager that I misgendered his male sex slaves

>Manager is a fanatical Trump supporter and tells him and his faggot friends to leave

>"Jesus Christ anon that was literally a nightmare that was like Hell"

>Die of laughter for like 10 mins after that

This is the board

be me

invent cure for all types of cancer in my garage using simple every day materials only

fast forward to 15 minutes later

go to nearby gas station to get me a beer to celebrate

immediately after paying get seduced by a top shelf femboy, unbelievable twinkness

take him back chez moi, we fuck like crazy

wake up the day after, he's gone

note on my bedside table

apparently he gave me aids, took the cure for cancer and was working for the jews

never been able to replicate it since

Friend's wife tells me she wants me to meet her recently separated co-worker

Sure

She starts texting me and is really into me

Invites me to attend their company Christmas party with her as our first fucking date

Sure

We both get drunk and start making out

Go back to my house and fuck for like an hour because I have a hard time nutting when I'm drunk

She says it was the best sex she ever had unprompted and asks if I want to keep seeing eachother

Sure

Text her a day later and see if she wants to come over

No answer

Pull up her social media page

"I'm back together with my husband and we're so happy!"

mfw

I feel sorry for that dude, I don't even know if he knows about me fucking her or not. I had the shotty ready for if he showed up for like a week but I never heard anything else. Women man.

Fucking hell

Same.

It isn't gay if you repeatedly call the guy you're fucking, a faggot. That means you're homophobic, not gay. It's canceled out.

I'm in therapy and I think some of the shit I come out with in there is retarded

best sex of my life

IT'S NOT SEX
IT'S SODOMY
YOU SODOMIZED THAT MALE
YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL SODOMITE DEGENERATE
CALL IT WHAT IT IS YOU FUCK

Your god is fake.

be 18

go on date with girl (female)

it goes well and I kiss her and tell her I'll call her soon

get a few texts some days later asking if I still want to meet

delete and block her number

fast forward 15 years

write about it on a chinese medicine forum

I've still not been on a date since. or seen her again.

Unlike my wife's neo vagina!

Shut up, you retarded christcuck mutt.

have kinophile qt gf

occasionally suck her boyfriend's dick

It's really that simple.

...but why?

invite friends over to watch movie

show them movie clips on my phone

to be able to tell it years later on Anon Babble

I feel bad for you, even troons are not liking you.

I did this once and my wife (a David Lynch fan) made made me suck my friend's dicks as punishment. She's such a battleax.

Thank you for your service

visit girl that I'm into that I've been talking to for a while now

have hopes of things working out

chilling in her living room

suddenly see a wet, used condom in the floor

notice that her hair and makeup are messy and that's she's slightly sweaty

<meeting hot bich outside centre
<she is being proudy
<throw coffee on hers
<go to other building
<friend say new secretery just have coffee thrown on she
<boss finding out
<get fired
baddest day

lol op is a gay cunt

god damnit durgesh

cuck thread

girls I want something serious with only want to be casual

girls I want to be casual with only want something serious

It is now that you're here ;)

too many woman

Is this what life is like in the big city?

Sorry Grug, if it was up to me I'd be married by now but she was one of the girls I was talking about who didn't want to get too serious

Glad you could make it, wouldn't be complete without you.

long term gf dumps me out of the blue saying she needs space and to "think about what she wants in life"

feel bad as fuck

she had a bad relationship with her younger sister always at eachother's throats

go out with the bros drinking one night around Halloween

her younger sister is at one of the bars

get to talking with her and she says she can't believe her sister let a guy like me go and it just shows what a dumb bitch she is blahblah

end up fucking her

fast forward to Christmas Eve later that year

at family party and my phone starts blowing up

a ton of messages from ex calling me a piece of shit

TheFuckDidIDo.jpeg

ex says she had talked to her sister about wanting to get back together with me and leaving was a mistake but she didn't know if I would go for it due to how she left

her sister after being told this decided to fuck me, took selfies with me sleeping in bed the night we fucked, and waited until their family Christmas party to tell her sister she did it in front of everyone and show her the pics for maximum damage and to ruin her sister's Christmas

I was literally a pawn in a Machiavellian revenge scheme between two crazy bitches. Glad I'm out of that whole thing now but goddamn man.

Were they at least hot?

I suppose the lesson to learn from that is it's okay to fuck crazy bitches so long as they have rival crazy bitches. although I think I'd still change my locks.

Obviously no.

Sad. Many such cases

she had a bad relationship with her younger sister always at eachother's throats

get to talking with her and she says she can't believe her sister let a guy like me go and it just shows what a dumb bitch she is

end up fucking her

How could you not see what was going to happen

Yeah they were pretty hot but BPD-core.

You fucked a man in a dress and told him you love him kekekekekekek fucking fag

I knew I was being used by that point, just didn't know the extent of it. The sex was gr8.

I was thinking with my penis.

Why are you replying as me you weirdo?

These are not me wtf.

He fell in love with the tranny fucktoy

I think he's trying to live bicuriously through your story

It's a mentally ill tranny incel gets mad that someone had sex poster

>>/reddit9kGBT/

this dude is not me by the way

There is a really mad tranny ITT. He started posting here because he's mad as fuck that no one on Earth will ever think he is actually a woman and he's upset that people ITT are rightfully laughing at what subhuman abominations trannies like him are. You hate to see it.

Me
Not me

Don’t feel too bad, anon. They may have taken it out of the DSM, but every tranny still has a bunch of bats in the belfry.
You might have triggered something when you professed your love.

What kind of mental illness is this?

what is inspect element

ooof

You will never be a woman.

these are all me

Fake, gay and jewish

Gay men don't commit you amateur faggot

Like 3 schizos in this thread alone.

One has to be a janny, no other reason this thread should still be up.

samefag

Is it better to be gay and fuck twinks or to just be an incel forever?

okay, does anyone else seek this stuff out. mask off i guess, but ive been browsing the 4tran reddit page and that shit and even thou i dont believe in any of the stuff, its fucking fascinating to read about. i could spend fucking weeks reading grim/cringe greentext stories.

man what the fucks wrong with me

Guess again, twerp.
It depends on how much AIDS you want as well as how lonely you are.

get a text from a number I don’t recognize

she says it’s one of my exes and to try to guess which

tell her “I just hope it’s not Michelle”

it’s Michelle.

she keeps texting me, getting very flirty and sending tit pics

we agree to meet up

once I get there, she starts talking about her boyfriend and their weird sex life

nope the fuck out

She was already crazy the first time around, but she got way worse. Not sure if she wanted me to cuck the bf or what, but my brain overruled my dick on this one.

go back nigger

my brain overruled my dick

How does one learn this power?

Meditate under a bodhi tree for many years
And have already gotten several very disappointing blowjobs from the girl years earlier

Just use a rubber? Or dont be an american?

Reminder that faggots are also normalfaggots because they have sex.
All sexhavers are normalfags

Watch a movie.

Ten minutes in and I'm watching a movie

Checkmate.

What if they are both gay and incel?

Fake. Incel is a hetero thing.

but im there, right now. im multi-site drifting, amigo

I'm sure there are plenty of shy autistic faggots who don't leave the house and yearn for butt-love.

You had me at "come on guys!"

What was it like when you broke the crust barrier? Extra crusty?

put me in the screencap

girl #1

I was a kid and wasn't interested in her

girl #2

I was a kid and overseas and just forgot to email her back

girl #3

I was a kid and overseas and I played a prank on her that made her lose interest

girl #4

she annoyed me until her friend confessed that she liked me. afterwards, I developed an interest in her but was too socially retarded to make any advances

girl #5

we went out but I'm too socially retarded to reciprocate any affection so she dumped me after a few days

girl #6

friends tell me she likes me but was too busy obsessing over #4

girl #7

guy I smoked weed with tells me his friend likes me but wont let me date her (I'm pretty sure he was a faggot)

girl #8

told me I was qt before she graduated. she had a bf when she told me this.

girl #9

girl tells me about her ex and ruins the mood

still a kissless, sexless virgin because I'm too fucking socially retarded around chicks after all this

motivation to keep trying 99% gone

you need to reevaluate what you want