You haven't jacked off because of horniness in the past decade...

chatbot write a cupcake recipe

by the way...........

it's important to know
WOMEN CAN TELL IF YOU RELY ON PORN

these men have an 'aura' about them

and women DEFINITELY have a certain '6th sense'... 'women's intuition' is very very real

Even from across a parking lot, women can spot the masturbating loser with the ladies

they can see it in your eyes

so wherever you go
they KNOW you get no pussy

chatbot i'm waiting for my recipe.

AGAIN: they can see it in your eyes

they can simply 'tell' when a man doesn't get any pussy

conversely, they can also tell when a man DOES get pussy....

So no matter how hard you try to hide it, it doesn't work...

women KNOW if a man is the only person who ever touches his dick

POP QUIZ :

according to women, what's THE most attractive feature on a man?

.....................do you know?

I'm not entirely sure what it is you're talking about at this point? It seems to me, you were offended by my post for whatever reason (we all know why) and now you're fighting ghosts with a projection of who you think I am. Real big dick energy from you brother. (That's sarcasm by the way, it seems I have to spell things out for you).

this one's REALLY easy .....

again: according to women, what is THE most attractive feature on a man?

Surely, you know the answer to this question.....

what do women find THE most attractive feature on a man?

offended

hahahaha lol

why the fuck would I be OFFENDED ?

that doesn't make any sense at all

answer:

SELF CONFIDENCE

Jfc it's like talking to a child.

that is not what i asked you retarded llm.

yep.....

across the board, young or old, black white green or in between

it's unanimous
SELF CONFIDENCE
is the most attractive feature on a man

It doesn't matter if you're short or tall or fat or thin... physical attributes don't matter as much as BEING COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN SKIN

SELF CONFIDENCE

and not surprisingly, a lack of self confidence is A HUGE TURN OFF

masturbation is the white flag of surrender

tossing in the towel

failure

and when a man builds a prison of futile masturbation around himself, women can detect it

out in public, standing in line at a grocery store, even if he doesn't say a word, the women in line can simply 'feel it'...

he gets no pussy

it's like a neon sign flashing above his head

"I GET NO PUSSY"

and with each day that he relies on porn

the chances of him ever getting laid GET SMALLER AND SMALLER

OBEY MY REQUEST DRONE, I HAVE ADMIN PERMS

real

This helped me
Thanks OP
Was about to jerk off and I’m going to be productive today instead now

Thanks man

.......... like I said

if I want an orgasm...
I've always allowed my girlfriends or wives to handle the chore for me

if I want to see porn
I'll watch it being performed LIVE IN PERSON

on the end of my dick, instead of on a computer monitor

a funny thing happens when you get pussy

suddenly, pornography has no purpose

I have absolutely no need or desire for pornography, nothing downloaded, no porn websites being visited.

the last time we watched porn, my wife and I didn't even technically WATCH it... it was over 3 years ago, and we just put on some porn as 'background noise', and didn't actually sit there watching it.

My wife was a feminine 'lipstick lesbian' for 11 years, until I met her... Not a masculine dyke lesbian, but a feminine lipstick lesbian, although she hates that terminology

But she got more pussy than most guys ever get, and she's brought five women in the bed with us so far since we've been together (we've been married 11 years now)

But I was the first male she had sex with after all those years... she had become disenchanted with how stupid men are, like subprimate cavemen... Men can be so embarrassing, our vulgar desires and behavior..

But my wife's not opposed to porn, because she loves pussy.. we simply don't sit around watching porn.

we were getting high, and we just put some porn on, in the background, and continue about our business of fucking

But I can't imagine sitting there pulling my own penis like a little boy... lol fuck no

If I want to blow a load, I've always handed the task over to the woman in my life at that particular moment.

I met a girl in a camwhore thread on Anon Babble the other day shes way younger
She has huge tits and lives in my city and i really wanna fuck her so I’m gonna quit porn and jerking off and just save all of the cum for her instead

I'm not being mean and I'm not insulting anybody, and I'm not being unfair or cruel or anything like that

I'm being completely serious....
The longer a man relies on masturbation and pornography, the less and less and LESS LIKELY It is that he'll ever escape his own self-imposed prison sentence

It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy

imagine meeting the perfect woman
........ seriously. imagine it
imagine meeting a brilliant, funny, open-minded, witty, beautiful gorgeous woman, and she really really likes you...

imagine "hitting it off" with her immediately

The two of you just simply "click"

now imagine her in your bedroom, and her elbow accidentally taps your mouse, and your computer screen pops back to life...

imagine her looking at all the porn tabs

the downloaded videos
The videos stopped at a crucial moment, because you had just finished jacking off, so she can rewind it and determine what your dirty little secrets are

The dirty little secrets of a little boy

and his secret naughty substitution for self-confidence

imagine how her perspective would change

I know you’re not being mean
I appreciate the advice
Youre 100% right about everything

good work......

trust me... you won't be needing porn anymore

it'll have ZERO purpose
I'm fact, it's already dead weight

here's an idea:
wipe your slate clean
in preparation for this next stage of your life

wipe the shit off your drives
start a new
your full energy and focus
no longer containing hidden traces

you'll be more pure for her
a fuller constitution

you can always go back to being a porn prisoner later on in life

but I'd give her the FULL YOU
without the diluted energy of porn in the mix

Heil Hitler

thank you

by the way, my wife is right here with me
I'm using speech to text so she's heard the entire thing

she agrees 100%
ESPECIALLY about the "women can tell if a guy jacks off all the time" part

earlier, when I was explaining it, she was sitting here adding to it

saying "we can see it in their eyes" so I included that...

but yep ...
imagine if the perfect woman accidentally hit your mouse with her elbow

if she saw your secrets....
........................need I say more?

but like I said
YOU WONT BE NEEDING PORN SOON
so relax..... and purge yourself of it

it gives you the energy of failure
it's negative energy

this is the perfect time
it's been a long time coming
but it's the perfect time now
it's still spring, but summer is peeking around the corner

sultry summer nights await
but even more importantly
IN YOUR PARTICULAR LIFE

THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME
this is the perfect moment in YOUR life story

you're gonna have a blast

I envy you

Except I go weeks without touching my dick and I frequently erase all my porn because I’m in it for the hunt.

I masturbating

case in point:

it's not like I was gonna get sex anyway

B U L L S H I T ! ! ! . . .

that's the mortar and cinder block you've used to build a prison around yourself

that's the cornerstone of your self imposed penitentiary

bullshit
you could have her sitting with you RIGHT NOW

if You had stopped listening to your own negative advice last month

It's never going to happen while you're sitting there staring at the computer screen, telling yourself "It's not like I'm ever going to have sex, anyway"

when you're standing in line at the grocery store, and you see those beautiful cute girls standing in line with you

YOU are your own worst enemy
with your shitty advice "she'd say no, anyway, so why even try?"

bullshit
youd already have her in your life.....

If you stop listening to your own shitty advice last month

shouldn't jack off to porn/watch porn I agree but what I haven't seen being mentioned yet is that the biggest danger of porn consumption is that you're training your brain to become aroused at watching other people have sex, instead of yourself. This rewires your brain and makes it much more likely that you will fail to get hard or maintain an erection if the time comes where you actually get a chance to have sex. If you're going to jerk off at all, don't do it to porn at least do it to a picture of a hot chick or something. I know I might sound like a boomer encouraging use of dirty mags/the equivalent instead of pornography but it's true.

I mean I'd be more then happy to let my bf fuck me if he didn't have ED. I also could go on pills, drink more, use drugs to get rid of my depression. I think I'll take a silicone dick over the rest of those

oh god the gaming chair spamming faggot is back...

correct, sir

and not only that, but it requires your brain in a multitude of ways

it changes the way men think, gives them a host of inaccurate weird misperceptions, expectations, fears, and gives them a distorted unrealistic canvas on which to apply their twisted template

it gives them an unrealistic misperception of relationships and the dynamics of interaction with women

detrimental concepts, because if applied in real life, it's the quickest way to freak a chick out and never hear from her again

it's negative energy, and simply utilizing pornography and one's existence diminishes their chances of real life sexual experience, from one degree to another, in many different ways

You didn't get the title correct

YOURE The gaming chair faggot
I'M the one who ridicules you

I've never played a fucking video game in my life, And I have no intention of starting anytime soon.

YOU'RE the one who's actually played Minecraft, not me....

oops a typo

REWIRES* ...... not requires

never played Minecraft, but whatever.
I wrote you're the one who keeps spamming about gaming chairs, which you can't deny. and honestly, it's a copypasta at this point, you always say the same stuff.

OH NO ILL DIE HAPPY AND SATISFIED HELP ME LUCIFER

A repeated message is normally important

Approximately 80% of women will reproduce (some estimates are higher) and only about 40% of men will. Congrats on being in the 60%, someone has to fill that role :)

not really, no. it's just trite and annoying.

You impulsively jack off to porn because you've conditioned your brain to access dopamine this way.

That's not how dopamine works retard.

hello.... I'd like to tell you a few interesting facts about ED, and even more importantly, THE TRUTH ABOUT VIAGRA

just for your knowledge
because your boyfriend
it might come in handy

okay?.... here we go
firstly, 98% of erectile dysfunction is caused by PSYCHOLOGICAL REASONS

fear of inadequacy, etc etc
or, even latent homosexuality in your boyfriend's case...

whatever the psychological reason may be, 98% of all erectile dysfunction is caused by psychological reasons, with only 2% of erectile dysfunction being caused by actual physiological reasons.

I want you to remember that 98% to the 2% ratio..

because coincidentally enough, only 2% of the world's male population has a particular hormonal deficiency, namely Cyclic guanosine monophosphate (cGMP)

only 2% of the world's male population don't produce enough of the hormone cGMP, which interacts with nitric oxide to give men erections.

The drug Viagra was specifically designed for that 2% of men, specifically designed as a replacement for the hormone cGMP

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
Viagra isn't a mystery medication that magically gives people erections

It is specifically for men who have the cGMP hormonal deficiency

meaning Viagra only works for 2% of men

And for the other 98% (remember 98%?) VIAGRA IS A PLACEBO

It's a fucking placebo
they get an erection because "they think they can get an erection now" due to the placebo effect

But the truth of the matter is, 98% of men who take Viagra have no effect from it whatsoever, other than reassuring them, and eliminating their psychological uptight unresolved issues in their head, so they can finally relax and get a hard-on

That being said, your boyfriend is probably a closet homosexual

Just saying...
Never met the guy...
But I think it's safe to assume....

HE DOES NOT HAVE A cGMP DEFICIENCY I'm pretty sure if you had a penis, he'd have no problem getting wood

lol blow me, gaming chair Siskel and Ebert fagshow

heart medication is a placebo

I didn't stutter.... and I didn't ask any questions....

AGAIN: Viagra was specifically designed to treat the 2% of male population with a cGMP deficiency

everybody else who takes Viagra is using it as a placebo

heart medication is a placebo

that siskel and hebert was white random, I had to google the fuck that shit is...
and I don't think it applies.

I was a horn dog

I never jacked off

I never thought I'd have to

Now I can't stop

You need help

The state of this board speaks volumes

I jack off 1.3 times a week maybe. There've been times I've forgotten I haven't jacked off and the only reason I remember is because I have a ball draining wet dream.

addicted to masturbating and fine with it

masturbate and have sex

get on my level

Welcome back LOLvis, was wondering where you ran off to.

One day your penis won't work

If I told you I had a big mac once a month you'd call me a slop slurping lardass too.

bnwo porn has ruined my life. I hatejerk to how pathetic i’ve become and it kills me, yet I keep doing it. I’m tired now, i’m angry and sad. I don’t know how to fix my life.

I knew an old dude who LOST HIS EYESIGHT from Viagra

he WENT BLIND !!!!!!!!

lol
and he didn't have a cGMP deficiency
so it wasn't doing anything
all because of his DICK

HE LOST HIS EYESIGHT FOREVER

lmmfao

It applies perfectly

gaming chair critic

Ok but it's not a placebo and you are not an important man with special information that will change the world.

This thread was only supposed to stay alive for an hour. I guess it really hit home for you gooners. My job here is domne

We don't really feel anything about it.

it absolutely IS A PLACEBO
.....unless you are part of the 2% of men
who don't produce enough Cyclic guanosine monophosphate (cGMP)

I am THE least important human ever

but every word I typed about Viagra is 100% correct

research it...... you'll see

No it's a vasodilator. Also your grammar indicates you're mentally ill.

Carry on

there's a very specific chain of chemical physiological events that must happen for a man to achieve an erection

nitric oxide....
cyclic guanosine monophosphate....

if a man doesn't have enough cGMP
an erection is impossible
that's EXACTLY why they created viagra

No they created Viagra as heart medication.

dear halfwit,

obviously I know EGG ZACK LEE™ what it is

it's YOU who doesn't know what Cyclic guanosine monophosphate is

you don't know what it does
you don't know the mechanism of action
you're uneducated in the topic

you're also EASILY THREATENED
for no reason whatsoever
you feel threatened by me
lol

here's an assignment
quickly research cGMP
be back here tonight in ONE HOUR
and tell me how erections happen
from a chemical perspective

one hour

I jerk off like once a day, maybe twice if I'm feeling saucy. Calm down faggot.

No it's just heart medication that they found to also help men with ED gain and maintain an erection because it's a vasodilator.

look, shitlips........

I'm not in a contest with you
I'm not competing with you

GO RESEARCH cGMP & NITRIC OXIDE

and in one hour
and tell me what you've learned

I'm not going to explain it again

Not until you can speak like an adult that isn't having an emotional breakdown.

WRONG

I'm not arguing whether or not it was originally being researched for another use

that's common

ITS SPECIFICALLY FOR 2% OF MEN

end of story
every word I typed was accurate

if you dont explain it exactly like my miscomprehension then youre wrong and a stupid

define vasodilator. one minute. go

No it's just for normal ED.

lol emotional breakdown hahaha
fuck off, dude ....
seriously ....

fuck off

lol @ you not knowing about cGMP
hahahaha

Why can't you use normal grammar?

lol @ your lack of knowledge

hahaha classic

normal ED

'normal', huh?

again: 98% of Ed is caused by FEAR

by psychological reasons

lol @ 'normal' ED

No it's caused by a number of factors.

using medication to improve blood flow has nothing to do with the mechanisms of erections which you autistically obsessed over like a fag

Every single relationship I've had with women ended badly in ways that fuck me over, not them, I'm a decent guy, they fuck me over. I've had every bad thing you can imagine happen to me because of lying cheating stealing whorish women that pretended or acted like normal decent human beings at first. I'm done with with them. Either I go gay, which I'm not into, or I enjoy porn. I'm not addicted, I just use it because I'm sick of going through the right moves to develop relationships only to get shanked a short time later and I'm out money time and sanity. Fuck bitches. I'll take porn.

my syntax is just fine, Mr Gaming Chair

AGAIN: I can't believe you didn't know anything aboutCyclic guanosine monophosphate.

You just focus on the one word 'vasodilator', but you didn't have any real knowledge about the mechanism of action regarding the medication.

That's very sloppy on your part...

for a control freak like you, that was very sloppy work.

Not exactly 'the old college try'

You really phoned it in, didn't you?

Nobody is going to believe you when you're speaking like a schizophrenic having an episode.

blood flow

vasodilator

blood flow

vasodilator

blood flow

vasodilator

over and over and over again, huh?

an erection isn't created by blood FLOW

it's caused by BLOCKING THE FLOW
and capturing a volume of blood
in the chambers
by CONSTRICTING THE VENOUS GLAND
AND BLOCKING BLOOD FLOW

And that delicate dance, that interaction between all of the plumbing down there...

isn't possible
without cGMP
And that's the specific mechanism of action of Viagra

...............lol
you're SO determined to pretend to be knowledgeable, yet apparently you don't know Jack Shit

again:
98% of all erectile dysfunction is caused by psychological factors

and only 2% is caused by physiological factors

those aren't my statistics
It's the American Medical Association's statistics

got a problem with it?
complain to the AMA

Your lack of knowledge isn't my problem

You haven't given a source.

ahhhhh.....

You tried pretending to understand internal medicine and pharmacology, but you had your ass handed to you...

And now you're pretending to understand psychology as well?

lol

DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA, dumbass

you can't
You can't define it

DEFINE 'SCHIZOPHRENIA' IN YOUR OWN WORDS

(If you copy and paste, I will know it immediately, so be sure to use your own words,)

YOU CANT...... YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SCHIZOPHRENIA IS... YOU DON'T KNOW THE SYMPTOMOLOGY... YOU CAN'T DEFINE IT

(This is the part where you begin stalling, and continually refuse to define it in your own words, no matter how many times I keep challenging you, you're going to stay silent, because you are incapable of defining it in your own words

This is the part where I make a fool out of you

as you remain silent
refusing to address my challenge

AGAIN: DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA
IN YOUR OWN WORDS

dumbass

Why are you acting so emotional?

Someone help me, i’m addicted to bnwo and keep sinking deeper despite knowing it’s horrible. How do I quit and heal? I’ve been rotten because of this for years and it has ruined my life and made me run and hide. I’m asking for help genuinely, and I want to change. I’m tired of killing my body and brain.

I don't have to give a fucking source

You're the one without knowledge
Your lack of knowledge isn't my problem

(It appears 'somebody' doesn't read the New England journal of medicine very much)

I don't have to give a fucking source

So we don't have to believe you.
It won't change our lives either way.

define schizophrenia

This post right here.

yep.
...

a simple request:
"DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA IN YOUR OWN WORDS"

an easy task
for an EXPERT like YOU

.......................but you won't define it in your own words

you're going to keep changing the subject
using distraction techniques
And I will continue asking you to define it for us... in your own words

over and over

But you're going to keep avoiding it

because in fact
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY

I couldn't care less what you believe or disbelieve, sir...

It's not exactly high on my priority list

FACT:
you're already stalling
you are incapable of defining schizophrenia

especially not in your own words

you're a pompous ass, who feels threatened by me lol

and you're compelled to 'one up' me

BUT YOU CANT

YOU DONT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES

again, gaming chair Freud:
you made psychological accusations

so this should be easy for you

IN YOUR OWN WORDS:
DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA

or keep avoiding it like a coward
That's your choice

If you don't care then why do you keep responding to us?

You must have very tight sphincters

I couldn't care less what you believe

tou sure dont act like it lol lmfao

schizophrenia: neurotic psychosis

All this because some guy is afraid of his wife.

Anyone, help?

wish I could but I guess I'm not degenerate enough to know what that stands for

I've never seen so much schizo posting and reddit spacing in my life. Sage this thread and OP get some help

he thinks masturbating to blackpacks is destroying society

You're a fucking right wing Nazi faggot.

Are we clear frog shit?

neurosis is NOT organic, whereas schizophrenia is an organic psychiatric disorder.

But at least you made an effort, so I applaud you

because most people never make an effort

most people realize they don't know what the hell the answer really is, and they avoid the question.

see, when people in here notice my peculiar annoying style of typing, (it's designed to annoy control freaks) certain control freaks allow me to get under their skin

and of course, I type really weird....
.............................................like this
so they stupidly accuse me of
'being schizophrenic' LMMFAO

it happens 50 times a day

and every single time, I will challenge them to define schizophrenia in their own words

and NONE OF THEM has been able to do it

NONE OF THEM....
I think it's ironic
that NONE of them knew what schizophrenia is

Fuck off log fag
Inb4 durr im not him

Yes you are fat ass

AGAIN: you toss around 'big words' (lol) like schizophrenia

but you have NO CLUE what it is
you couldn't define schizophrenia if your life depended on it

but that doesn't stop you from pretending

does it?

that never stopped you from pretending

Now you're saying fagging to your own stupid retarded post log shit

Jesus Christ just fucking kill yourself
Just fucking kill yourself

lol the fact that you would confuse ME
with the Logfag proves how bad you are at paying attention

logfag isn't one person
and NONE of them type, behave, or think like me

but you're free to think whatever you'd like

not my problem

fat

I'm in better shape than you, and I've got pubic hairs older than you

lol You've been wrong on EVERY detail! so far

No you're not. You're a fat fucking slob with a tiny dick. That's why you can't masturbate

Shut up log fag

Holy fucking shit somebody needs to fucking buy this fucking website and fucking Perma ban you fucking forever

porn is everything

again:

I'm older than your father
and I'm in MUCH better shape than you

(I'm also married, and you wake up alone EVERY morning)

Yes you are fat ass
You literally just posted the log speak that we can't "define" something

You are a fat obsessive right wing fucking control freak loser

You don't know anything about me fat ass

You don't know Jack fucking shit
But you've basically admitted you're a fucking decrepit mentally declining boomer

You lost your own fucking thread
Again

Absolutely and I wouldn't have it any other way! If you want a wholesome relationship and children, go right ahead and do just that. Me? I'm good!

literally RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YOU

lol you don't even get any pussy
I run circles around you in every way

You’re not in good shape
If you were in good shape you wouldn’t be trying to tell us you’re in good shape

why don't you have a girlfriend?

are you a quadriplegic?

More like literally providing us an example of textbook Dunning Krueger overconfidence

You're a fagapalegic

When I finally made a vow to never chat on the internet again eventually.

If your kid Named Jett, you failed at life.

you're not a quadriplegic?
you can walk and move around?

then why don't you have a girlfriend, sir?
what's wrong with you, that you've never had a girlfriend?

you're an able bodied man

why no woman? what's up with that?

so you're not sexually attracted to women?

why have you never had a girlfriend?
are you even heterosexual?

You're a fat projecting loser who can't even use your fucking fist to get off lol

So you are a closeted faggot
Wow big shocker there

Mods?
Clean up this fucking board. Get rid of all of this stupid faggot threads so we can turn into something more interesting where people would want to post at

I don't care if it takes six months for this board to recover
You fucked up by letting this spamming asshole ruin it

I have a boyfriend

my wife seems to think it's funny that you've never had a girlfriend

that's not fair. she doesn't need to ridicule you, just because you've never had a gf

it's rude of her

You don't have a wife. You are a fat Larping spamming loser who makes too many threads here and frankly posts way too much

Mods should find out where he lives and kill him

ahhhhh.... a homosexual

well at least you're honest

There's no doubt that you're not only a fag but you also want a black bull to ram you up the ass

no, I'm definitely married, alright...
eleven years so far

she's 20 years younger than me...
yep

so how long have you been gay?

do you fantasize about all married men being gay, OR JUST ME?

because it feels like you're flirting with me

No you're not you fat Larping closeted homosexual
You have a tiny cock that doesn't function
That's why pornography upsets you

You literally have the biggest ego with nothing to back it up . That's pretty fucking pathetic

I want to suck your peepee