I'm a Marine veteran, ask me anything

And no, I don't have any wild claims and crazy war stories like some stolen valor faggots who say "I killed 35 people, trust me bro." I did eight years, got out as a Sgt, and am using my GI bill for college. Rah yut kill.

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In the meantime, I'll bump with ass and titties.

Only me in here, huh? That's okay. Just me and my thoughts and some boobies.

Why do you keep making this thread? It’s retarded

Why does liquor taste like ass but feel so good?

This is my first time ever making a thread, actually. Idk what other retards you've been talking to. I'm a new retard.

And to answer your question, because I'm bored, I'm drinking, and I'm depressed.

How many guys fucked your girl while you were deployed?

Here, have some ass on the house. Hopefully that'll cheer you up.

Good question. I was married once, and when I was on a MEU and came back, my wife confessed that she fucked some guy.

So, as far as I know, one. Probably more than one, if we're being honest. Got divorced after that because she's for the streets and I'm not a cuck. Ended up getting in a really nice relationship recently that's been going strong for six months. But I doubt I'll ever fall for that marriage bullshit again.

Thanks to whoever the anon is that posted his girl earlier.

Damn, quiet in here. It's like you guys have lives and mothers to be with or something.

Ended up getting in a really nice relationship recently that's been going strong for six months

I wish you luck and hope everything goes great, anon. You deserve it

Nah, I'm just an average dude who did some cool stuff once upon a time, but I appreciate the sentiment. I'm not some awesome war hero. Just a guy, who did a job.

To be honest, I made this thread because I know civilians have questions about the military and I don't want them to get the answers from some LARP faggot. Plus, I miss it every single day and have been pretty damn depressed ever since I got out. Like, "this bullet looks tasty" depressed.

You deserve all the happiness as well. Here, have some boobs.

How much gay stuff went on?

No crazy war stories

What's the wildest shit you had to deal with, then?

Another good question. A surprising amount. Recruiters never mention just how gay the military can be. We give the Navy flak for being a bunch of homos, but truthfully the Marine Corps is no different.

I remember one time I got drunk in the barracks with a few friends and we ran a train on this girl with fat tits, and my friend looked over at me and said something like "nice cock bro," and dapping me up.

Then another time, when I was a school house instructor (basically a Teacher for special ed lol), after work was over me and a bunch of instructors were in the office and we ended up talking about who has a bigger dick. It turned into a competition where we were mentioning our inches, and this one guy claims his dick is almost 9 inches hard. Of course, none of us believed him, so he went to the head (restroom), jerked off til he was hard, took a photo, and sent it in the group chat. We all laughed, but also were astonished because the dude really was hung like a horse.

Most of the time shit gets gay because you work in such close proximity with each other, and gay shit is kind of funny to joke about.

Marines don't have tanks anymore lol.

I was a 5811 (military police), so I have a lot of crime-related stories. Some of them I still dream about, but I've talked to a therapist plenty so it's no sweat off my back typing about it.

Suicides, domestics, kid diddlers, stabbings, and also just random stupid shit like drunk people getting in trouble. Idk how graphic you want me to be so ask away.

You probably watched generation kill and decided to become a marine

Yeah, that made me kind of sad when they disbanded the tank battalions. I think that was back in 2018 or 2019, maybe 2020, can't remember. Kind of wild. One of the installations I was stationed at had tank fields that they'd do training at and it was pretty cool seeing them up close. Then poof, no more tanks :(

You have your own aviation so it's cool. Why didn't you try to join MARSOC ?

What's your take on the whole Iraq debacle?

No, I watched Full Metal Jacket a ton though. I was on the fence about enlisting because my dad was a Marine, and his dad as well, in Vietnam. But my dad was fucked up in the head so I was worried that would happen to me.

Anyways, I ended up enlisting because a recruiter showed up at our high school and I was a retarded 17 year old and never had a parental figure. So all the recruiter had to do was throw some compliments my way. Next thing I knew, I'm getting my parents' signature for a contract, in the MEPS program (basically a program to get you in shape before you go to bootcamp), and shipped out to bootcamp as soon as I turned 18.

Should have watched jarhead

Because I had no interest in getting my ass kicked in Bootcamp but on steroids for multiple months. I was fine with my MOS. Got to go to a bunch of cool courses that had to do with law enforcement, which were accredited and applicable for my resume when I left the Marine Corps.

How many military women or military hoes did you hook up with during your time?

Saw that too. But yes I did watch Gen Kill. Wish it got a second season. That show is probably the most accurate depiction of Marine Corps shenanigans to ever come from film. 95 percent boring, some cool action, and a lot of stupid rules, regulations, and fuck-fuck games.

If anyone wants to know what the Marine Corps is like, even if not deployed, they should either watch documentaries, or that show.

Do you agree with the jews who control the US that all non-jews must die?

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Since 2010, more than 65,000 veterans have died by suicide – more than the total number of deaths from combat during the Vietnam War and the operations in Iraq and Afghanistan combined.

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Once a marine always a marine. JD was a marine too, fucking combat camera or something

Well, I got married early on, around 20. Stayed married and divorced by 24. I got super depressed and used pussy as a coping mechanism. Idk if it's sort of sociopathic to do this, but I did have a list of the girls I fucked on a Notepad app. The total number is 65 since I got out. So between 24 to 29 (my age now), I went from my ex wife being probably the third girl I ever fucked, to 65 girls.

And I know it's not based to say this, but fucking random sluts does not, in fact, help you get over a bad breakup. I just felt more and more depressed with every hole I filled.

So none of it was enjoyable? Not even from a purely physical standpoint? What made your ex wife so special in a way that no other woman could ever be?

The reporter killed himself some time ago BTW. The show came into existence because one of the guys kept a dairy during the war. Rudy did a podcast some time ago.

Why do I prefer white women as a hispanic beaner?

If you're the same schizo faggot from yesterday, please take your meds.

Yeah, it's pretty bad. I've lost some of my closest friends to alcoholism and suicide. Found a couple of them myself. Of all the things that have happened to me, losing a close friend and finding them dead in a barracks room, alone, bloody, with liquor bottles, is probably the worst. That applies to anyone who did and didn't serve. You just can't get that out of your head. Rest in Peace Del and Joseph.

Let's not get politics involved. JD may have been a Marine, but what they've done to the VA, he can go fuck himself.

There are a lot of people who milk the VA too

Honestly, I've had sex before I met her, but she was the first girl I really had an emotional and physical connection with. I was absolutely infatuated by her. Head over heels, the whole 9 yards, that type of thing.

An anon asked earlier, but yeah, she ended up fucking someone else while I was on a MEU (basically a deployment in a big fancy Navy ship). It ruined me. Never drank alcohol until then. But I also wasn't one of those guys who tries to stick it out and make it work. Once you cheat, that's it.

Some of the girls I met were really good fucks, and I wasn't always sad or empty inside. But looking back, I was a complete douchebag and feel guilty about it. Some of these girls were genuinely nice people, but I had a bad habit of blocking or ghosting women once I got laid. And I don't feel good about that. I basically used them as a form of therapy and disappeared after, and that's not right. I'd apologize, but to be honest I don't even recall most of their names. A lot of them on my notepad app are labeled by appearance and not name

I'm sure there are, but that's up to VA doctors to determine who is telling the truth and who is being dramatic, not us. We aren't licensed therapists and doctors with PHDs. Getting disability in the VA isn't that easy. YOu have to go through multiple appointments, evaluations, submit evidence, so on

You still have the PX though

USMC
00 - 05
OIF
I was a POG
Still got 14 kills. This was before the insurgents doubled down on IEDs and civvy murder sprees. They actually tried to ambush us, the guys with SATCOM and drone surveillance.

I had the pleasure of being one of a few mk. 19 gunners. I still have dreams of the sound it makes as it lobs grenades.

CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG CHU- PKOW PKOW PKRACK

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Good question, when I enlisted in 2014 I was barely 18 years old and still very patriotic about the USA. You know, the whole "terrorists are bad, lets save Afghanistan" thing. Also, ISIS was becoming a bigger and bigger threat, so it seemed like I NEED to join to help America.

On the topic of Iraq, looking back on it now, I don't think the war was justified on our part. I think unfortunately a lot of veterans, at least the old timers I've talked to, feel the same way.

When 9/11 happened, the whole country rose up in unison and wanted revenge. I was only six or seven at the time, but you could FEEL the love and unity. It felt like war was justified.

As time went on, we all started wondering...okay...what are we still doing here? Why are we fighting? To kill terrorists? To catch Sadam? Bin Laden? Are we literally going to STAY here until we rebuild all of the middle east?

Now, lots of veterans feel like we were all just used. There's a lot of money for the US government to make from oil and privatized military contracts. It honestly feels like a huge waste of time, and also lost a lot of friends for what feels like no reason.

I never saw combat directly. Just a lot of aftermath and stuff. But have way too many friends that drank themselves to death. Good people, used and abused, who didn't deserve to die.

You probably were in generation kill. 14 civilians killed lol

Were there any gay niggas in the military? Like niggas that were so gay but were still soldiers?

Do you have a link? I love podcast.

Good answers. Thanks.

Yeah, of course. I was enlisted AFTER the "Don't ask don't tell" policy was removed. So I knew gay people, and even some gay niggas. They weren't open about it, but some people in the unit just happened to be gay and everyone knew. Nobody gave a fuck. That's what I liked about the Marine Corps. No matter how racist, sexist, or homophobic someone was, it was always just jokingly. It was just one huge dysfunctional family.

Was everybody fucking everyone or was it kind of like highschool? Some people fucking over here and some people fucking over there?

14 civvies

Nah they all were armed. Furthermore what do you think we were fighting? They were technically all civilians.
The actual, regular people wanted us there, they were all about letting us clean up their country for them.

God damn you are weird.
No. The gay niggas did not, at least I didn't know about it. And believe me, if you are in a barracks people will know what you're up to. It's not a squad bay, you have a room and a head(bathroom) so you have privacy but it's motel style. You know who's coming(cumming?) and going.

Its a tough watch actually
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100% everyone was fucking. Everyone, period. And yes, the cuckhold thing was crazy. Idk what causes it, but I've had a few hookups where I was the "bull" and literally came over to fuck a MILF while some dude watched.

The Marine Corps is like a bisexual, horny Highschool band camp on steroids. If you weren't getting laid in the military, then idk what to tell you. It wasn't hard at all. Especially in Okinawa, Japan. Young Japanese girls just threw themselves at military dick.

Let him be perverted, dude. I'm sipping on some liquor and vibing to lofi so Idgaf.

You sound like another Marine vet. When did you serve, or are you still in?

Goy golem lol. That's like saying the american people want pla to get rid of the militias. Iraq took permission from America before it attacked Kuwait and pulled a switchero.

Don't know about the Corps, but prior to the end of DADT, I knew several gay soldiers (I was Army 04-12), and nobody cared. They all were judged by how well they did their job, nothing else.

I'm a weird dude.
Do mitary people ever experiment with the same sex but like forget it happened and go back to being with their wives or gfs?

I'm the OP and idk exactly the conversation, but I know anybody who immediately uses Jews as an excuse is missing some chromosomes.

Here, have tits. But oh no, be careful, she might be Jewish.

Uhh...No. We're human just like you. If you do something gay, you're probably gonna remember it.

I'm sure plenty of guys go and fuck another dude and go back to their wives like nothing happened, but that has nothing to do with the military. Just them being sexually confused.

Oh I'm long out. 00 - 05
You MIGHT have ingested too much main stream news. Go find a good RPG and decompress. How about Bravely Default; End Layer?

I didn't mention jews you jew. Kuwait was a trap set by America, it was the reason for the invasion. You guys are too insecure.

Yeah I was always curious about that since I enlisted in 2014. It seemed pretty crazy to think someone might get a general discharge just because they're gay. Like, there's so many other crimes actually worth investigating.

Nice deflection retard. That's why your friends went over there, got ptsd from killing civilians and then killed themselves. Do you even know the history of the conflict or were you too busy fucking other dudes lmao

I don't recall hearing of a single discharge between 04 and when it ended in 11, granted, my last 2 years were as a recruiter.

Take your meds anon. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

yeah I told him something similar. Maybe he should play some Baldurs Gate 3.

What was your MOS? I mentioned it earlier but I was 5811 (Military Police, blue falcon, buddy fucker). Then closer to the end of my second enlistment I was lat-moved to Infantry security forces.

Ah. I see what you're saying.
Look. At THAT TIME the U.N. was going to sit on it's hands until the U.S. invaded. That was the plan.

Did you think a U.N. peacekeeper force would convince Sadamn to chill out? Why does the opposition to a murderous tyrant bother you?

lol join the IOF. Jody got the one up on you.

Not the guy you're talking to, but I am IP.
See my comment here:
We're all very aware of how we were used and abused by the government under a false pretense. And yes, we lost some really good people because of this. Don't hate on the veteran, hate the retards you put in office every time you vote.

You ARE the same schizo poster from yesterday, aren't you? It wasn't my thread, it was some guy pretending to have "35 confirmed kills."

Seriously man, you need to take some meds. This thread wasn't made to argue politics, ESPECIALLY when you're making no sense.

*OP* fucking autocorrect

lol he waged a war with Iran, killed shittes and Kurds but you didn't invade then. Don't lie to yourself. I'm just telling you what happened.

Quads of truth. OP BTFO.

Odd as it was I was Avionics. Aboard ship I had the clearance to volunteer for some missions and I did. That got my name on a list with a few Runners Sergeants as "talk to this guy he's qualified in extra shit".
So I had SATCOM clearance to talk to anybody, any time. Turns out grunts really like it when they have a dude who can call in close air support at any time.

When I hear about guys getting ignored it bothers me. Just.. what the fuck. Send the support.

Lives mean more than money.

I don't know who you were talking to. I'm not unique. And 35? I mean maybe. There are gunners with way more. I don't think you've considered how stupid insurgents were.

Runners. Autocorrected.
Gunnery Sergeants.

Sure, but he isn't responding to me, just someone else.
See:
I have mentioned time and again that veterans do harbor guilt for how their service was used for what feels like financial gain for the US government.

You guys aren't making some big revelation here. We get it, a lot of us agree. Times have changed. When I enlisted I was barely 18 and very susceptible to lies and propaganda. We didn't have the social media to tell me the truth like we do now.

Yes, US government sucks. They're a bunch of liars and don't give two fucks about you, me, anyone who served, or even terrorists. They just say things that sound good and noble to get young teens like myself to enlist and sacrifice their lives, time, and sweat for a bad cause.

Yeah I've heard some horror stories about how strict ROE was, including calling is for air support.

Lives mean more than money

The average enlisted and veteran knows this, but tell that to officers. In my eight years I think I only met two officers who actually, genuinely gave a fuck about Marines. My OIC when I was a Sgt filling a SNCOIC billet was an amazing man. And only just a 2ndLT (til he got promoted of course).

He actually listened to me, took advice from me, and didn't try to overshadow me and my Platoon. He just let me do my thing, and gave me whatever orders that came from Top.

Did you see any dancing boys? Are the pashtun really as gay as they say?

Uh, no. I was in for eight years and can't say I saw...dancing boys? But I had a SSgt who told me about a time they realized one of their Afghani interpreters was diddling his own daughter, and they physically couldn't do anything about it because that country just doesn't give a fuck.

I was an MP, so I do have some stories about arresting child touchers

MOS?

Bumping with ass and titties, ass ass and titties.

I was 5811, Military Police. And yes, ACAB, fuck pigs, all that stuff, blah blah blah. I've heard every insult imaginable, especially during arrests.

Damn, my first ever thread died so fast :(. rest in Peace, thread. I'll still be here, posting images until the light fades.

Pr0n bots

No porn bots, just me, OP, trying to keep the thread alive while it's on life suport.

Don't die on me dammit

I'm losing the pulse, doc. Chest compressions?

It's too late, the thread is dead. Call the time. We did everything we could.

WAIT! SGT! I HAVE A PULSE!

Call the Corpsman over here! Maybe all this thread needed was a little bit of lolicon to keep it alive!

I NEED A CORPSMAN!!!!!

C'mon thread, don't fucking die on me. Call me a Jew, call me a nigger, just keep talking goddammit!

I need gauze inside the entry and exit wounds, O positive blood, and a tourniquet on the right arm, now! Post more lolicon! It's keeping the thread alive somehow..