Ex-marine here, 35 confirmed kills in Fallujah. AMA

Ex-

shitbag

(OP)

Actual Marine veteran here. I don't believe you. stolen valor LARPers always go for the craziest bullshit stories. It's more believable to say your MOS was Admin and all you did was push papers, as opposed to claiming you and you alone got "35 confirmed kills."

But please, enlighten us and tell your story.

Larper. Any Marine without 35 confirmed kills before breakfast ain't a Marine.

Those that talk don't know
those that know don't talk

That would have been more likely a secondary MOS. What was your primary MOS when you graduated bootcamp? Also, as a "ex-Marine," you would know just about nobody calls themselves and ex-Marine. Former Marine, sure. Marine veteran, probably. Ex-Marine? Unless you were a shitbag who got an other than honorable, I still have massive red flags about you.

Will you feel good on your deathbed thinking of the K:D ratio you got?

marines are gay welfare queens anyway, who cares.

Not even dudes in Ukraine, probably the bloodiest urban conflict we've seen in decades, would have that many kills. Anyone who served, even back when we were considered war time, know that being enlisted is 99% boredom, cleaning, and fuck-fuck games, and 1 percent of MAYBE some crazy shit happening.

I know OP is probably trolling and I'm biting the bait hard, but it's fun to see what BS people come up with.

Good and proud as fuck.
Clearly you weren't a marine bro, stop larping.

I served eight years, got out as a Sgt. Rah yut kill and all that motivating stuff. Btw, SSgt said we're doing a boots and utes run 0630. Pass the word and hydrate.

I'm a navy seal frogman and you're all pussies.

How were black people treated on your squad?

Thoughts on those who are exempt from service?

Like brothers obviously, no racism in my squad.
Cowards.
Which camp you went to?

Y'all are asking a LARPer questions. He knows nothing more than you do.

But to answer your questions, black people are treated like shit just like everyone else until you get to about E-5 (Sergeant). Once you're an NCO, you get a bit more respect so long as you prove you know what you're doing.

And nobody gives a fuck if you're exempt from service. You can't serve, it's not the end of the world. Just go chase some other career.

Cool thanks bro, you do sound legit to me honestly.

The Bootcamp kind in Parris Island. What was your PMOS and your PLT when you went through?

Larper just made some shit up hahaha.

I would hope so after eight years lol. I got out a couple years ago but the knowledge doesn't really leave.

I know you're trolling me and that's okay OP. Throw any questions and I can probably answer them. I never claimed to have 35 kills, and my MOS was pretty average. Just your run of the mill POG who was in Quantico, then went to Okinawa on orders for a few years, and to the school house as an instructor.

0352, i was in 1st bat, 1st marine.

did you ever kill anybody when you were a marine?

No, I enlisted 2014 when the conflict in the middle east wasn't as bad. I was 5811, Military Police (commonly known as a buddy fucker, because everyone hates cops). I got some cool stories, but nothing like "I'm a LARPing faggot claiming to have 35 kills.

Okay, that's a battalion, not the platoon you graduated from in bootcamp.

Still pretty cool. I'm not cut out for the military (exempt on medical grounds) but my grandpa served in the army in this country and was an MP for a while too I believe. He got to travel the world in a time when it would have been impossible otherwise. Part of me thinks it would be an exciting life, although with the state of the world now I'm glad I get to stay home.

Great question. Idk. Probably to prove their self-worth. When I got out, I quickly learned nobody gives a fuck, and I also can't be bothered to talk to anyone else about it, because half the time civilians don't understand, or are more interested in hearing horror stories. Unlike OP's claim of having 35 kills, realistically, IF someone saw that much combat, they'd be drinking themselves to death trying to forget it ever happened, not brag on Anon Babble about it.

OP, I'm stealing your thread. I'd call you a boot faggot but we both know you didn't serve.

Scarily based.

I won't lie, it was fun, and going to Okinawa was awesome. It really got me into the anime culture. They even have Pokemon stores called Poke centers like the games.

Probably the best part about it is that I'm using my GI bill to go to college essentially for free, as well.

Wow that's awesome I would like to see more of the world like that...plus free college sounds cool. I'm 60k in debt because of this reason lol

I'm 60k in debt

Get on skypeprivate

I just let other Marines talk about their service if they want. I don't blame veterans for making it their personality. The Marine Corps does a REALLY good job of making the Corps your whole identity. It's a family, basically a cult to be honest.

Imagine giving blood sweat and tears for your family, trauma-bonding and doing cool shit, seeing horrible stuff, and feeling adrenaline so intense it's addicting. Now imagine you get honorably discharged and ALL of that is gone. Your friends who stayed in move on without you, and all of a sudden you're just a veteran, no family beside you. Lots of veterans cling on to that Marine identity because it's all they've known for so long and suddenly it's gone.

blacks spics and flips took care of us

cigareetes laundry food respectively as well as having a side galley of fried chicken and waffles 23/7

its gone if you get wrongly dishonorably discharged you big fat baby stop crying

a lot of us were used as gasoline for the war machine and you dont fucking hear us whining

I never said I got dishonorably discharged. I did eight and got out. To get a dishonorable, you'd have to do some pretty horrendous shit. Like murder, or raping a kid. They don't hand out Dishonorable discharges that easily. Shitbags that get kicked out early are usually for failing to adapt, popping on a piss test for drugs, or other reasons.

How fucked was Fallujah. Man, when I went though in the early 10's they were only just starting to clear some rubble from the more remote checkpoints you could see on the filmreels during your OP.. That just kinda stuck with me because a lot have that very same simple layout.

You should have been killing jews in the white house.

no...you have to turn down a bribe after having your ability to reproduce cells removed because its the veterans responsibility to amend an incorrect discharge (read the small print) and iftwo big men in a small room tell you youre gonna turn funny colors if you check the public release box...

what the actual fuck can you do FAGGOT

durr herp herp murica durrrrrrrr

I hate to say it but I'm positive OP is a larp. I've been asking him basic questions and he's given odd or vague answers. What branch were you in? Army or Marines? I never deployed to the middle east but my NCOs back then had some wild stories. They also just had this look on their faces. Naturally, they didn't talk much about actual combat, and they'd get pissed if you fucked around during training.

As a boot, I thought they were just hardasses, but realized pretty soon they were just looking out for us. The whole "train how you fight, complacency kills" thing.

yeah getting passed over on the zero tolerance policy three times for smoking right after each probation close whiz quiz then coming back just before the office closes and demanding they test me again with levels pissed the cap of preeeeeetttttttyyyyy bad lolololol

I...don't even know what you just said. Please take your meds.

I dont take your garbage anymore. i threw that bribe in the trash too

This thread is incomplete without this masterpiece youtube.com/watch?v=OoWNUMjnKPU

I don't wanna tell platoon bro.
Alright, go for it brother, we both served so it's all good.

Alrighty then. Would a picture of boobs calm you down, or are boobs a government conspiracy as well?

Started laughing immediately. Such a good video, saw that years ago.

"When I came out that water, I was no longer a nigga, I was a motherfucking MARINE nigga"

oh my gpfucking god he went to the bottom of the pool like a fucking pencil and all the ropes are sitting there confused like.....he has to float right? oh shit they dont float.....

first time i saw cpr hahahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=qb5P3tYUjDo

and then mr hot texas locking his fucking knees RIGHT after they dropped the oil on the hot plate right in front of MY face....I was gassed for 2:40 gave my rank cleared and ran concious

you fucking pukes would CRY if you got maced idjust be like.....jesus my NOSE hurts

anyone else got a non googled numberless story.?

because none of us but the damn dweebs remember filing numbers

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Black dudes were called "iron ducks" for a reason. It's not even a racist stereotype, lots of black folks just can't swim. I was terrified of rifle qual when I was in bootcamp because I never fired a rifle before. Black dudes in my Platoon were MORTIFIED for swim qual week.

I remember the DIs giving us instructions at the pool, and one was this massive black man. He said something like "all you black recruits are about to sink like a fucking rock," and just started laughing at them, and he was right lol.

HAHAHAHAHA

Classic shitpost.

Red, because it tastes waxy. Actually...they all taste waxy...hmmm...why IS red my favorite?

nothing like throwing two, landing two, and taxi two, in two

goddamn rainbow opera of 18 year olds you have no idea how much of your life you wasted

0-2....hundred

in 1.5

put that shit in your goddamn pipe once and it never leaves

If everyone had to get 35 kills to be a Marine, then literally none of the Marines currently enlisted could be considered Marines lol. You know, because we're considered to be in peace time. I'm sure there are small combat deployments and operations among special forces like MARSOC, but nothing that would be so catastrophic that you'd have to kill 35 people.

John Basilone, however, had some damn balls. 38 Japanese fucking kills with a machine gun. What a badass.

hehehe

when was the last time you touched yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=EZfM2VMs_vI

Not gay enough for a Marine thread. Needs the beach volleyball scene lol.

why didnt you post it?!

I literally raced an american eagle at the only airport with a parallell street unbased left in the world

find it and you can too just please do not be retarded....its still softly hot there you just wont see anything

youtube.com/watch?v=okyLAKclleo

Nothing gay here. Just some topless muscular men playing beach volleyball together, all sweaty.

youtube.com/watch?v=6gU5CyZ7wiI

peak cinema lol

I WANT SUM BUTTS!

Thank you for your service.

sacrafice...I think you mean squid

Why are you fags so retarded?

t. chair force

hahahahaha

No such thing as an Ex-Marine.

DoD

reeeee we get all the shit planes that need jatos and then we steal them and melt our ass into the side of a cliff and get the internet scrubbed reeeee

now gimme a bullet sponge there has to be a brown in here

I know the Airforce gets a lot of flak for being privileged, spoiled, and overall happier, but I actually am jealous of you guys. When I was in Oki, I'd go to Kadena AF base sometimes and everyone just looked...happy. It was infuriating how fucking happy most of you guys are lol.

yeah that club was a damn wiper room

haha you let 35 guys fuck your aids riddled ass

not even one but I did borrow the fan room keys four times and get a mani pedi every shore

What do you mean feds had you going back and forth branches? Were you a civilian contractor or something? Because three letter agencies have no control over enlistment contracts.

he means he reverse engineered the story from a basic detelier they looked up

Ever been on a Navy vessel?

All the Marines I know don't call themselves an ex-marine, you're just a Marine so you're an idiot.

drove it sideways at 40 and brought it to all stop in 300 yards from 50

hooooooooaaaah

(manually)

I'm not OP, I hijacked his thread a while ago because I'm pretty sure he's a LARP. But I did a MEU once. It was very boring and very gay. Like, seriously gay. Close quarters with other men, very limited women on board, and the ones that are, are massive sluts. Usually known as barracks bunnies because they bounce around from dick to dick.

I remember going down a flight of stairs to use the head (restroom) and hearing some dude choking on another guy's dick. I didn't investigate. Like I said, super fucking gay and boring.

how often do you let black men fuck your """"wife""""
also thank you for fighting for oil reserves.

should have seen master chief laughing at the little boxer throwing their whole body into 1 and 2 like a locamotive arm all while watching 12 steam gauges

those x boats have no soul

I told OP the same thing a while ago. Idk why civilians always choose the most outrageous stories. It'd be more believable if he said "I was 0311, deployed a couple times, and nothing really happened. Ask me anything." But noooo, these retards choose the most insane war hero plot. If he had 35 kills, he'd have a picture of himself at the white house getting a damn medal of honor.

and your heroin

Yeah, I should've joined the Navy. Instead, I joined the Army, but got kicked out during AIT.

lucky fuck :/

do you feel proud? most of those men were only defending there homes. Imagine if some iraqu guy turned up in your home you would do the same. I always find that thought bother me

I cant not do hospital corners
occasionally I used to wake up doing facing movements and I can sniff salt peter at 10 yards

Research above your pay grade.

I am already dead....you turn me on and I wont fucking stop. pride is not the factor its what I fight to gain....I am the sword

(basically yeah)

reee

kek

at leadt say match stick factories or windowless vented buildings so you dont sound like a cuck

If anyone tells you they were in the military and killed 35 people, unless they were part of a crew in a plane, don't believe them. Combat deployments usually are 95% nothing happening, small engagements with an unknown threat that you can't even see, and then 5% "oh shit this is for real."

With all due respect to my Marine brothers, I'm more interested in hearing from someone fighting in Ukraine. Those guys probably have some wild stories. We were fighting a 3rd world country, while they're fighting a "super power" and in trenches, dealing with drone warfare. That's insane.

unless their name is john and someone in their family says the words u boat captain theyre full of shit

also looks fun as hell in a handbasket

there is a reason those kills were never counted....everyone who kept track lost their fucking minds as soon as they retired

Yeah, I'm not jealous of them. But their conflict is 100% going to be studied and used to alter strategies in urban combat, that's for sure. Drone warfare is dystopian as fuck, but immensely useful. And everyone thought trench warfare was an old strategy of the past, but it's evident that's it's still very relevant when you have large empty land between you and the enemy.

you are in luck my friend hope you are still online

some ex sas was doing a break down of the ukraine war

youtube.com/watch?v=L1-Ln_hDQO0

The whole thing seems to be a shit show, men are very important for war they just seem to be wasting men for no reason. I have heared some horror sotries of curropt officers that just throw men away. hearing about the whole thing made me hope russia beats them and kills off the curropt officers, There's also stories of how the ukraine is taking organs from the dead soldiers, and how most of the ukraine casulties are from there own sides from drones. Remeber hearing a story about an sas man durring the first days of war how he was in a position and some ukraineian btrb shot and vaparised the sas guy. The war is lost only hope is sas or some other special forces going in.

war never changes...the drones dont work without inaugurated gidgits at the controls commanded by fat dinosaurs above god

definitely cannot argue with you

men are throwable when you groom them if you spend a lot of time con vincing them they are not being chucked, but highly responsible.

the pills help too

I was always scared shitless or aerosols....we tell people ___________ but the real truth is actually ___________ so EVERY one on ship knows every second of there lives how to MOPP in two minutes from whatever physical position they are on an _____ leveled kitty _____ cut tuna can

Yeah I'm still here. I feel kinda bad hijacking OP's thread but I figured if civilians wanted to ask questions about the Marine Corps, hearing from an actual veteran would be good. Plus I'm just chilling, listening to Lofi and sipping on some whiskey.

Interesting video, I'll add it to my watch later tab.

My friend, you have been schizo posting for as long as I've been here and I still can't make sense what you're saying. Are you okay? Honest question. I knew a guy with schizophrenia and believed the "feds" were watching him with cameras in the walls. He was a great guy when on medication. Without it he sounded a lot like you.

nerve agent, break your own back and bite off your tongue die in agony as the vision of your fingers rolling backwards fades

blood agent, alive for whatever mercy length of time as all your blood instantly turns to soft foam

boil agent die in small explosions as enough tissue erupts in your throat eyes nose ears mouth and hands to leave you in a pardoxical hell for three minutes

not saying the last one

and the solution?

your racking mate shoving a goddam prick into your heart every ten minutes so you can do him back in 5 on 5 off rotation

cage get fucked

nerds who have never killed barked at by soulless regals

are you you R tard bro?

So what's your drug of choice anon? Because if this isn't schizophrenia, it's gotta be some psychosis from shrooms, or heroin, idk. I'm not a drug guy.

Yeah if I took my morphine I would probably be very pleasant bro

Do you actually feel bad about killing people whose lives don't matter / add nothing of value to the world?

I wondered this for a long time about soldiers who go to these sandnigger countries. Do you guys actually consider those things people even? Their lives are literally nothing. They exist for 0 purpose, only sucking up resources
When i was like 10 i was in a currency exchange store with my family when it got held up by some guy who ran in with a gun. When he turned around to scream at the clerk my 21yo brother took action and jumped on him trying to wrestle and tackle him. Some fight happened and my brother ended up killing the guy in self defense with a small fish knife he had. Like pretty brutally, lots of the guys blood everywhere including on bros face and stuff. He was completly stonefaced and chilled, heavy breathing from adrenaline sure but no visible panic or omg what have i done emotion.
Was even asked later if he wants trauma consult or something and he was like what trauma? I asked him about it a couple times and each time he had the same answer, that he has no reason to feel weird about it because he killed a person who doesnt matter. He did not take a life that is worth living, he killed someone who has no reason to exist, so why should that bother him

no

also ye

How are kills "confirmed"

All I'm saying is, from one anon to another, you gotta look at the things you're typing and realize how insane it sounds. Is medication really THAT bad when you're mentally out of touch with reality? It's kinda scary.

you dont want to know

35 Confirmed huh? Thats funny.... Mate thats not really a thing. Sure, snipers will be able to tell you a number like that, but the rest of cant. Why? Fighting doesnt work that way. In an actual firefight you have no idea who the hell killed who. Everyone is shooting and half the time you dont even know if the guy got shot or if he just moved positions. You dont shoot till he's dead. You shoot until that spot stops shooting back and then you shoot at the next spot thats shooting. Sure, ya may get a few that you call yours but those arent "confirmed kills". A confirmed kill means you (and just you) shot the dude and someone else saw you do it (so as to confirm). Thats why it works for Snipes. They have a spotter. Also, kinda works for pilots but thats a different thing based off of BDA....also, dudes who fought like that, dont talk like that.

war is hell nub, im doin my best

You don't have an answer

youre the one pretending

A marine would NEVER say "ex-marine"

Fine. I don't care to tell you because it painted my life and youre not owed that piece of me. Eat a fat sock.

OP is a larp faggot so I stole his thread.

Usually a "confirmed kill" has to be verified by other parties that witnessed it, and they have to verify your shot was the actual thing that killed the enemy. There are many Marines who probably killed someone, but couldn't confirm it because most gunfights in the middle east were from a distance, or it was too unsafe to check the enemy to see if they're dead or not.

Once it's actually confirmed and verified by other parties, the OIC (Officer in Charge) would write up an after-action report (AAR) that describes the gunfight in very explicit detail. The OIC then may or may not write a citation for a personal award if he feels that what the Marine did was extraordinary and worthy of commendation.

OP's claim of getting 35 fucking kills would be so incredible he'd likely get a citation for a Medal of Honor. It's incredibly unlikely, and not realistic at all. Most kills in combat go unnoticed, and sometimes the Marine wouldn't even realize he killed anyone because combat can be intense and all you're worried about is putting rounds down range until the threat is no longer a threat.

Most people who see combat get a Combat Action Ribbon precisely for this reason. The OIC can easily confirm that his platoon or squad was in combat, but can't easily confirm they got any kills, so a CAR is basically a blanket award that commends you for being in a gunfight.

ask the question back at yourself and if you are not stupid it will be obvious

when things are executed correctly...a 2% military happenstance

heh

Dawg I have no idea what any of your replies mean at this point.

good

people also never get a dishonorable unless theyre a heinous person

:3

You don't have to tell me scout