Have you ever fucked a cashier girl while on her shift inside the store?

Woops, forgot the pic lmao.

This is believable.
Any good?

I admire the time you took to write that nonsense. It's good to be back!

It was probably the best blowjob of my life. We even stopped in the middle of it, i made customers sandwiches, then went back to it and came right in her open mouth.
This was over 20 years ago and I still think about it.

I used PicsArt to rotate the photo
loser

I use it for my graphic needs like rotating & resizing pics

FAGGOT

YOU GET NO PUSSY... LMMFAO
no woman will fuck you
so you play with your own lonely overlooked irrelevant penis

hahaha loser!
NO WOMAN WILL TOUCH YOU

what video game are you going to play all night, while I'm getting my dick sucked, little boy?

lol @ NO WOMAN HAVING SEX WITH YOU

AGAIN, LONEY BOY:
what videogame are you going to play all weekend, between the futile masturbation sessions?

loser with the ladies....

YOU GET ZERO PUSSY!!!!
you're a toddler
in a GAMING CHAIR

lol @ LOLvis and his AI wife

lolchair

AGAIN, EFFEMINATE LONELY MASTURBATOR:

WHAT VIDEOGAME WILL YOU PLAY ALL WEEKEND, WHILE IM FUCKING MY WIFE?

.................little boy

super Mario bros?

donkey Kong?

candy crush?

you UNEMPLOYED gaming chair faggot

lololololoolllolololololol

you can't fuck an AI wife you sad little schizophrenic human failure

I guess the entire 'supporting yourself like a man's thing is kinda hard for you, huh?

without a job, and everything.... right loser?

guess what?
I've got good news!
MCDONALD'S IS HIRING, LAZY WEAK NIGGER

loser with the ladies can't afford an ISP
it's Mommy's life that he's attached himself to

like a parasite

You and your AI wife are going to spend time together this weekend?

she's not my wife anymore, dipshit

I've been married to my current wife for 11 years

and?.... guess what?
in a week or so, I'll be celebrating NINE YEARS clean, off drugs

(except for a little weed, once every blue moon)

NINE FUCKING YEARS!!!
that's almost a DECADE....

not bad

She was never your wife, just a figment of your imagination.

hahahaha like clockwork

lol and I guess i have an AI son, too?

GET A JOB, YOU UNEMPLOYED MASTURBATING MOOCH

no wonder women don't like you ..
you're an unemployed pie of shit
you can't pay your own way
you lazy tapeworm

tell your mother my wife and I said hello

You're deepthroating some dude sitting in a chair?

it's been MONTHS AND MONTHS

and there you are ...
still in that same stupid lonely CHAIR

I nailed it directly on the head

NICE CHAIR, LONELY GUY
what an awesome CHAIR

you must be proud

xd

Was flipping burgers. The place had a washer and dryer. Coworker washed her clothes there. Took all my might to not steal her pink panties out of the dryer

If you lie about being sober you are more than capable of lying about anything and everything

there's always one....

the dum dum who wants to prevent the other kids from learning and moving forward

because that would only highlight THEIR inability to make progress

yep... and life is a classroom
so you'll continue dealing with these malfeasant faggots through the rest of your life

yep

faggots........

why would I 'lie' about BEING SOBER?

that doesn't even make sense
hahahaha lol @ lie

blow me, dipshit

I don't know which POWER RANGER DOLL you were playing with 9 years ago

but

Doing the worst drug of all isn't being "sober". I'm not the other guy and IDC if you did or didn't pick up the subqueer slut

..... but 9 years ago?

I fell off a toilet, nodding out on heroin
and I hit my head on the corner of the tub
and I dragged myself into my bedroom

and when I woke up later, on my bedroom floor....

I thought it was FUNNY

I didn't even see the horrific part
I thought it was COOL

and the next day
I had an epiphany
and I quit doing drugs

I fell down and bumped my head. When I woke up I said flipmode. Flipmode is the greatest. Also. Do some real hard drugs. Heroin is for pussies

the worst drug of all

are you talking about POT????
hahahahH

MARIJUANA???!!!! LOL !!!

dude... my wife enjoys smoking weed
occasionally, I'll take a hit or two

that's the ONLY 'drug' I touch, other than coffee and cigarettes

YOU THINK WEED IS A 'DANGEROUS DRUG' HAHAHAHAHAHA

GROW UP WEIRDO

you sheltered inexperienced WEIRDO

no shit... I injured myself. I broke a piece of the corner of the orbit of my eye.

there was a loose tiny broken off piece of bone under my skin, broken off the orbit of my eye

like getting hit with a baseball bat

it took me an entire day to clear my focus
and realize "this has got to stop"

and the heroin was actually fentanyl, btw

honestly? I've got a MUCH bigger problem with coffee than with weed

I'm completely addicted to coffee in the mornings, and without it, my day DOESNT STARTill remain sleepy all day, never having fully woken up

yep

coffee..... my real weakness

speaking of which.....

a nice cup of joe sounds damn good right now

yummy......
I always buy SUMATRAN
it's the best coffee on earth, by far
it's because of the wet hulling process

a noticable difference

time for coffee

thats a rather specific question

my only 'problem' with weed?

after decades of smoking weed, it doesn't get you high the same way anymore

you'll see..... when you reach my age

it simply hits different
it doesn't 'pack the same wham' anymore

that's why I barely even smoke it
it simply doesn't get me high the same way anymore

it's kinda boring

but occasionally, I'll smoke a few hits

Weed is the worst drug. Everyone I know who smokes it lives in some sort of weird as fuck fake reality. Let me know when you hit the dmt pussy faggot

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saved pic

You watch too much porn. Go outside, OP.

I worked at a mom and pop restaurant in Utah. A girl that bussed and worked the register had a fight with our boss. She decided to storm to the kitchen where I was, pulled me into the back room and said "I'm quitting, so give me a good fuck before I take off". Five foot something, low key goth, black lipstick.

I ate her out, creampied her three times and had her suck my dick after before she washed up and got picked up by a boyfriend I only realized she had that very second I saw him. Watched her kiss him, wave at me and take off.

dmt

I began my journey through psychedelics at age 12, and those were always my drugs of choice

ppl incorrectly say I was a meth head

wrong

I was an LSD MDA DMT head

back when drugs were REAL

trust me:

tripping was my specialty

You must not have *worked* in the kitchen if you had time to cum three times you lying fucking loser

RE: pot is the worst drug, reality, etc etc

bullshit
I live right here, firmly planted in reality

me, my wife, and our rescue animals
we live a nice, calm, boring, normal life

weed doesn't change anything

YoU mUsT nOt HaVe WoRkEd- Shut the fuck up, you drooling sack of horse shit. Stay on topic or off yourself.

I thought the topic was brown sassafras MDA

not bullshit MDMA

but the REAL deal MDA

How did you have time? How did nobody notice you were gone for an extended period of time?

Lurk more newfag

fucking on the job

I am a mural artist, and throughout the years, I've very often fucked my girlfriends or wives on the job sites

like inside restaurants and nightclubs we'd be painting in

I'd even tell my clients, "we get naked and get high and play loud techno music and might even fuck while we're in there at night"

not joking

youtu.be/Q4lXFifTWYk?si=8VIYmnOiD21xcwTL

EAT SHIT, GAMING CHAIR FAGGOT™

go play another video game, sissyboy

again:

she would BEAT THE BRAKES off your ass

when YOU were still shitting yellow pudding

I was on the very first BBS & mIRC sites

before they called the Internet 'the internet'

you sawed-off, half-assed, coddled, sheltered little introverted outcast weirdo gaming chair Einstein

I was hanging out with Richard "lowtax" kyanka you dumb child

your inexperienced chin can hang out on Deez Nuts, shitlips

lol @ that WEAK EFFEMINATE FAGGOT killing himself

apparently, he realized something you didn't:

he served no purpose

I'll take his word for it

Life is meaningless. Why not commit suicide. If you weren't a child you might already know this

It was a restaurant in Utah, in Huntington. Middle of nowhere town where it'd be dead for hours until the lunch and dinner rushes came. This was after dinner, I don't remember if the boss went home after pissing her off or just watched TV in the main room, but no one put up tickets or called me to get back in the kitchen proper to do anything.

For an idea of how dead it would be, there were times I had hours to just look at my phone and watch whole ass movies or beat off in the restroom.

I had another job at Domino's where my manager and I did dabs and I ate her out in the bathroom a few times.

Not a cashier but a coworker when I was at staples yeah

ooooo the edginess is particularly edgy today

DECIDEDLY EDGY, SIR EDGEMEISTER

Ok. Maybe this is believable

Curious how living deep in reality is "edgy"

that's the Subway Girl in the video, dimwitz

I knocked my finger on your edginess

ouch... that was sharp!

my wife and I do animal rescue...
it's not like we wake up in the mornings, proclaiming ourselves 'amimal rescuers'...

we don't need to ...
wherever we go, we end up crossing paths with stray animals in need

so we devote our energy, time, and money to helping them

it's a nice, wholesome, safe, boring, normal existence

it's just us now... my kids are grown
just us... and we have 5 extremely special rescues that live with us ..

our kids

KNICKED*

sorry, a typo