Black Magic

i wish i had a billion dollars in my bank account by tomorrow

i just need some advice, i really don't think that i have a chance to get any spells casted for me

i wish this guy would lose all of his money

magic can be done to any person, but really he needs to be an expert in this business
if you want, I can take care of you, mom, just write down your name and year of birth, let's see if you have magic or not

Here's a list of "magical" things you aren't or don't have:
You don't have:
- magical powers
- the ability to influence people or events
- the ability to stop me posting these points in your threads
- the mental ability to appreciate science disproved magic at every test
- the ability to prove your claims
- any evidence that magic exists
- a reasonable IQ

Things you do have
- delusion
- a litany of excuses when challenged
- rage at being thwarted again
- narcissism (thinking you're special - you're not)
- gullibility
- a desire to find the credulous to give you validation
- a compulsion to post this utter evidence-free crap

get a job, nigger

Well, yeah, sure, if you're going to take THAT attitude....

Non believers! SHEESH! AMIRITE?

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i want magic

It's not an attitude. Facts don't care about your feelings or your wishes.
This is not some ethics debate where the arguments of both sides have merit. Magic is bullshit and doesn't exist, as has been demonstrated numerous times.

Anyone who believes in it is either credulous and being exploited, or the charlatan doing the exploitation

speaking of black: MCDONALD'S IS HIRING

You broke, unemployed, lazy, useless, inexperienced, cowardly pile of shit

YOU CAN'T SUPPORT YOURSELF

GET A JOB, BUM

nah, i'm covered.

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If magic were real, You would have already seen a vagina in real life before

But here you sit, the masturbating pathetic fool, incapable of supporting himself like a man

a jew is offering something for free

It's a fucking trap.

The amount of people mad at OP for posting something goofy like this would be funny, if it weren't so sad.
Anon Babble used to be for goofy shit. Now the only people here seem to be folks getting off on loli and scat, and people trying to feel superior to idiots

Except he's being serious. And you're clearly new

I'm not new, I've been here all summer

You’re mistaken, wizardry is Anon Babble’s biggest asset.

Holy shit it's real

Can you make me get bitches

100% this, magic x fags are worse than the b lol fags

Ok newfag, you've been here since the start, sure pal

I can't let a funny thread like this die, so I'm bumping it

youre gonna fuck this up. Hard to do your magic on someone you dont know at all.

Styx?

Lol

Dude teach me how to throw fireballs or shoot lasers from my eyes

Can you provide a lifetime warrantee with 24-7 service after the fact? Asking for a friend.

Dude, magic exists, it just has another name, "science" (if you don't study magic, the world seems full of physics)

I believe in magic as the Devil doing

science disproved magic

Exactly how many niggers does it take to cast a spell?

tfw I send my prayers out to the high priestess of the Tentacult instead.

Why nobody talking about black dildo next to bowl?

because BBC is science

I want black magic. How do I get my unearthly powers back?

Do you think I could use black magic to get a job at mcdicks.? They already turned me down months ago

Man I just need enough money to pay medical bills for my kid.

I don’t know I need magic, but a premonition of winning lottery numbers cant hurt. Post it here and we can all split the winnings.

rituals learned in a book

You won't evoke correctly.

wizardry is Anon Babble’s biggest asset

There's a difference between that and magic, black or white

Why would he want a Land Rover?