Is this beans? :(

You get the cops called or anything and you will end up in jail.

Wat?
In which country is that a thing? WTF do cops have to do with something like this?

I have booked a wellbeing appointment already with my campus wellbeing support for this monday. I know it's nothing much but I'm proud of myself for taking that baby step

Thats great.
That's def something to be proud of.
I couldn't do it when I was down and fucked. I was lucky enough to have a girl who called my doctor for me and set up an appointment. So my hat off to you for taking the step.

That means a lot to me :)
A lot of people around me are proud of me too, hopefully I'll see the light at the end of the tunnel soon

You’ll die from it
Rip anon

you're confusing 'proud of you' with 'glad they don't have to deal with finding you dead in the bath'

God forbid *I'm* proud of myself T-T

you aren't a real person capable of emotion the way others around you are, you are an empty shell going through life aping those around you, emulating what they do and assuming how you feel is what a normal person feels. you are cargo-culting a human experience you will never be able to achieve
but given that you're doing pretty good

You behave like a female.

You're like a little girl.

You are like an 11-year-old girl in 2012

An effeminate attention seeking little girl

You are so unoriginal and boring, it's mind numbing

get a job, you unemployed lonely masturbating coward

I am a female! I'm actually 19 soon, and I have a job! I work as a bartender. I just like being nice to anons on the internet :P

You can't fight. You are incapable of defending yourself.

It would be so funny watching somebody beat the fuck out of you.

You wouldn't know how to defend yourself

You would just sit there and let them keep punching you in the face, breaking your nose, breaking your jaw, knocking the teeth out of your stupid fucking mouth

because you're a coward

DO NOT EVER CLICK ON ONE OF MY POSTS AGAIN !!

Do you understand me, you pile of shit?

You're a fucking scumbag

And when I say "scumbag", I mean it in the original 1940s sense:

A USED CONDOM

Bokay

a walking, talking, boring, UNORIGINAL used condom

he meant biological, not troon

...... try slicing at your neck instead

nobody cares about your arms
nobody's going to notice the arms
slice deeply
around your entire neck

You boring unoriginal parody of yourself

You clearly have your own problems pal

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE COWARDLY ATTENTION SEEKING:

One of the most boring, unoriginal, washed up, hackneyed 2011 preteen angst fagshows on Earth

B... O... R... I... N... G...

slice your face up, you boring has been

I SAID SLICE YOUR FACE UP, YOU BORING PILE OF SHIT

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE ARMS

SLICE YOUR FACE UP, ATTENTION SEEKER

Yeah, see a therapist bud.

If you had any balls whatsoever, you would SLICE YOUR FACE UP FOR US

I want to see your cheeks and forehead covered with slices

NOW!!! You fucking coward

Yeah that wasn't me lol (OP) I'm just kicking back and watching this lunatic scream into the void

SLICE YOUR FACE UP, OR YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A COWARD!!!

LET US SEE YOUR FACE SLICED UP

otherwise, get off the stage. You failed the audition

there are several people waiting behind you in line for their turn

SLICE YOUR FACE OR GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

Laurence, that you? You back on the crystal?

Ngl, he sounds like my ex boyfriend if he went on a crazy Anon Babble rampage. Crazy how he thinks it's his board when it's my post

I don't care what Post on clicking on

You know who I'm talking to
I'm talking to OP

EITHER SLICE YOUR FACE
OR GET OFF THE STAGE

You're wasting our time with amateur hour bullshit

SLICE YOUR STUPID FACE TO PIECES FOR US RIGHT NOW, YOU COWARD!!!

I want to see slices on your eyelids and across both cheeks, I want you to slice your lips into pieces, and slice your forehead, so you can slide debit cards under the skin

hurry up and slice your face, or get the fuck off the stage. we were expecting world-class results today

And all you're giving us is amateur hour bullshit...

you sniveling fucking coward
we know 11-year-olds who are braver than you

rolling for this

fully functioning mental faculties

Cutting

pick one

ITT:

a cowardly amateur wastes our time, too much of a scared little bitch to slice their face up for us

NEXT?........

Go play another video game, you fucking coward

I said I want you to be able to slide a debit card into your forehead through one of the slices

DEEP... DOWN TO THE BONE SO YOU CAN SLIDE DEBIT CARDS INTO YOUR FACE

I'm the OP and I wasn't the one baiting you lmao. keep screaming into the void

Yep, that's Mr. McGovern. You still pretending to have a life while you bully virgins on Anon Babble you worthless fucking has-been?

sorry anon, women cloven in twain isn't my thing

I don't give a fuck who you are, you boring pile of shit...

YOU ARE A BORE....

You're also a fucking COWARD

cut your face, coward...
or get the fuck off the stage

You unoriginal boring pile of shit

Oh gosh, what is my post the victim of...
Don't know why I'm being demanded I slash my face up.

I'm off the stage man, floor is all yours.

Oh gosh, what is my post the victim of...

Being a fucking faggot that demands attention despite pretending to be above all this

ITT: a sniveling coward seeks attention by scratching their arms

But doesn't have the balls to slice their face

boring

how anticlimactic and boring....

So those little baby slices are the worst it's going to get?

I've had worse injuries trimming the bushes in the front yard

SLICE YOUR FACE, YOU FUCKING COWARD!!!

Was looking for medical advice, but sure

here's some medical advice:

SLICE YOUR FACE UP, YOU GODDAMN COWARD!!!

slice your eyelids open

cut your face into pieces, this is your last resort

Don't use terms like ITT when you're a fucking gen X faggot that barely understands the internet Andrew

not my arm lol, that's my thigh. Call me a coward then coz I'm not gonna slice my face up you fucking weirdo. I came for medical advice lmao

I'm not joking. Just trimming the bushes out in the front yard, I've had thorns scratch me much worse than your pathetic superficial injuries

DEMONSTRATE SOME TRUE COURAGE

SLICE YOUR EYELIDS OPEN

GenX invented Anon Babble, faggot

That's not a photo of me lmao

here's some medical advice:

YOUR VAGINA SMELLS LIKE THAT BECAUSE OF CANDIDIASIS, AN OVERPROLIFERATION OF CANDIDA

TRY 7 DAYS OF FLUCONAZOLE

AND THE SMELL WILL GO AWAY

NOW SLICE YOUR EYELIDS OPEN, COWARD!!!

GIVE YOURSELF FOUR EYES WITHOUT GLASSES BY SLICING YOUR EYELIDS OPEN

They really didn't lol moot was a millenial

I don't have photos of you with a cut face yet, so this is photos of somebody else with a cut face as a placeholder
I have more but idk where I saved them so I'll have to move onto other pics

Lay off the meth pipe Andrew

yeah lol not happening

If you slice each eyelid one time, it will look like you have four eyes

HURRY UP, YOU SNIVELING COWARD!!

You're wasting our time

lol @ you STILL not having a job, unable to support yourself, you lazy fucking tapeworm parasite. somebody's paying the internet bill, the rent, the utilities, and buying the food.. But it's not you, because you don't have a job, you worthless fucking tapeworm

SLICE BOTH OF YOUR EYELIDS OPEN RIGHT NOW, COWARD!!!!

My apologies, just wanted to clear that up . Don't think I'll be slicing up my face anytime soon, sorry

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING, you unemployed fucking parasite

are you open to other aesthetically pleasing areas?

Not slicing up anything for you, not even if you paid me

I was on the very first BBS & mIRC sites long, long, long before you were ever born, Long before they called the internet 'the internet', dumbass

GAMING CHAIR MCDONALDS AUGHASB::LDFF

seriously put the meth pipe down

translation: You're a fucking coward

thank you for admitting your cowardice
thank you for proving me correct

you didn't make Anon Babble though

now that you've admitted what a fucking coward you are.....

..... My work in your thread is finished

Have a good day, coward

You seem nice, look... possibly? This is like the first time I've used Anon Babble so I'm not sure

If you hurried up and filled out an application right now, you could tell your mother you finally found a job by lunch rush

YOU'RE A FUCKING MOOCH

Put
the meth pipe
down

I admitted that a while ago ()

Don't even mind him. He's a 50 year old retard that's all fucked up in the head and thinks he's cool despite everyone laughing him out of every thread he's participated in

what did we learn today?

It's not 2011 anymore, and you're not an 11-year-old girl

You've allowed yourself to become a parody of who you truly are

Why don't you try being original for a change?

Your unresolved emotional problems are boring....

It only takes one millisecond to make a decision

put that shit behind you, and find a more adult way to seek attention, something a little bit less embarrassing

NGL I enjoy the smell of a cheesey pussy

welcome to the nicaraguan eel hunting forum forum, you'll fit right in.
I encourage you not to cut but if you're going to, keep it light and neat and you will enjoy the results more

Oh? Does he terrorise other peoples threads lmao

I'm the only one who actually got through to her, you stupid fucking idiot.

You are inconsequential, because you are incapable of getting through to people

I made the first cave painting 40 thousand years ago, newfag.

You must be in the UK....

because humans spell the word terrorize with a Z

not sure if it sounds like me, and it sounds like a steeeeep rabbit hole. Don't want to get myself into anything too dark and depraved

speaking of women from the UK:

here's some medical advice:
THEY'RE CALLED DENTISTS

GO SEE ONE

Australia, haha

not from the UK-

like I said, I don't encourage it. if you can stop you stop. but if you're going to do it, do a good job.

Whenever he has nothing better to do because he's unemployed and tweaking out despite repeatedly denying it lol

You're such a sad sack of shit lol

Aussies are even bigger faggots than brits

yeah, I do plan on stopping, my apologies.

Got through to me about what???

It's hard to understand logic and feelings through a cloud of meth.

If you want a better photo of my thigh I can post it. But it's nothing fresh

Don't do any drugs funnily enough, all of your assumptions have been very wrong so far lmao

I don't know who you are.
We're anonymous.

You're in the UK...

translation: you are obese and ugly

All British men are born genetically homosexual and effeminate, and all British women are born masculine, fat and ugly

That's the only way The British can reproduce

If British women didn't resemble men, the British men would never be able to achieve an erection

You are genetic anomalies

nobody wants to see your fat fucking legs

I understand, I'm going to hit the gym and eat healthy tomorrow and this time it'll happen for sure

please do.

Not in the UK, I'm afraid

I'm afraid

of what??

Dude, you have no idea what you're talking about. Ever. You're a methed out middle-aged man who leeches off of other people.

feel free to name even ONE masculine Brit (other than the queen)

All British men are born genetically effeminate, limp-wristed, and homosexual

and all British women are born bulldykes, hideous fat pigs with snaggled teeth and ugly faces

its not shane, which methed out middle aged man is this?

(then learn how to spell the word 'terrorize' correctly, you uneducated pile of shit)

You're still fat and ugly

I'm willing to bet $1,500 cash right now
YOU'RE A FAT UGLY PIG

attractive people don't cut themselves
only the fatties
The ones nobody's attracted to

sorry, not actually afraid. Just saying I'm not from england

I've never seen an attractive person who sliced themselves like an 11-year-old girl in 2011

That's the exclusive fodder of FAT UGLY PIGS

"Johnny Neptune" the father of Jet Neptune of fishtank fame. Meth head and notorious for getting arrested when he was a homeless grifter trying to scam a Dunkin out of $1000 which he claims was a total misunderstanding because he's a compulsive liar.

You're in the UK, obviously

Like I said...
humans spell the word 'terrorize' with a Z

You're obviously in the UK, fat slob

prove it by posting your home address
picture unrelated

It's nothing crazy

................. somebody's fat and ugly

we got down to the core of the problem, didn't we?

somebody's unhappy because they made themselves fat

somebody's unhappy because they don't like the face they see when they look in the mirror

awwwww

poor fat piggy
Go slice your face up, fat ass

............"somebody" ate themselves into obesity

And now they're unhappy with themselves

AWWWWWWWWW

Haha, trust. I'm from Australia, used to live in Yarraville but now I'm in Bundoora for Uni

obviously, you've got plenty of real estate to slice, fat ass

You have a lot more skin surface area than the average human, lard ass

START SLICING, PIG

zoom out more. you need to see more of the canvas to appreciate the art

AUSTRALIANS = AUSSHOLES

boring white trash
human garbage
England's criminal cast offs
generations later
worthless piles of shit

Nope! Wrong again! I'm feeling down because I hate my skanky ass roommate and she's being a bitch. Sure that's a stupid thing to cut about but I'm grown enough to admit it's immature

I'll take that because nobody outside aus would think a place called bundoora was real

by the way- lol @ how SHITTY Australia is

It's like a cesspool, with a thin strip around the border, the only area where you could possibly live, and everything in the middle is a giant sewage treatment center

Does it make you really upset that no one's paying attention to you?

Have you considered not cutting yourself? fucking dumbass

So you're telling me......

You're dealing with a TYPICAL EVERYDAY SITUATION..... problems with a roommate

And your answer is self-injury?

hahahahahahaha

I'd love to see you try to handle a REAL life problem

I'd hate to see how you handle a charge dispute on your card

I cant believe this nigga is roasting australias geography my whole identity is in tatters

lol @ 'My roommate' So I cut myself

hahahaha

That's like "The kitchen light bulb blew, So I removed one of my eyeballs with a rusty spoon"

brilliant

(You are rewarding your roommate. If I was her, I would be secretly laughing inside, realizing I had pushed your buttons so hard, that you were self-imploding)

do you usually room with teen girls?

It was a simple fact
Australia is garbage
It's a shithole

nothing personal

I'm just saying you live in the world's rectum

Don't take the comments here too seriously.
What you've done is bad, but you already know that and took steps to get back on track, which is something you can be proud of :)
2 years of abstinence is respectable and as long as you learn to recognize bad urges earlier, you might be able to handle it more reasonably (talk to your friends or even strangers when its bad).
Consider posting again when you feel better, so we know you're safe and best of luck <3

Dude teen girls are fucking horrendous. As a teen girl I can say we are fucking insufferable

I've roomed with dozens of them in my life... Even in their parents' bedroom, when the parents went out of town

Thankyou! That means alot! <3

roommate conflict:

"I realized we're out of half and half, so I knocked three of my teeth out with a hammer"

"I'm out of laundry detergent, so I destroyed my eardrums with a sharp pencil"

...........................fucking idiot

EVERYBODY has roommate problems

welcome to planet Earth, dumbass!!!

rectum? I barely knew 'um
teenagers are all sociopaths and women are personality disorder as a gender (no offense)
you should stop rooming with teen girls

roommate conflict:

"McDonald's was out of apple pies today, so I snipped my finger off with a pair of gardening shears"

I've been married for 11 years, but my wife talked a 19-year-old college girl into bed with us back in 2016

Promise I'm a biological girl lmao

Honestly, none taken. That's a pretty accurate assessment ngl

I'm not interesting and I'm a mediocre artist so I did meth

that's you

You've done much more damage with a spoon and your mouth then you could ever do with a fucking razor blade

HOW TO LOSE ALL THE UGLY EXCESS WEIGHT:
STOP EATING SO MUCH SUGAR

If you stop eating sugar and drinking sugary drinks, you'll lose all of that weight quickly

And then you don't have to hate yourself anymore, fat ass

YOU = The one who made yourself fat

YOU = The only person who can reverse the damage

meth-addled rambling

I'm cool everyone likes me

nah lol

Your roommate didn't make you fat

YOU MADE YOURSELF FAT

You hate yourself, not her

cut deeper
much, much deeper..........
let's see some muscles through the skin

I want to see arteries and tendons, coward... get the job finished, chubby!

with all of that disgusting fat around your pig legs, you're going to have to slice pretty deep to see muscle

If there's any muscle, whatsoever

You don't look like the athletic type

CUT DEEPER, PIG

She's not even fat. You fuck a bag of leather on the regular you washed up retard.

What a faggot seeking attention

Your legs and arms will look like a chicken's with raised welts

nah I'm posting the big attention grabbing stuff but most of what I enjoy is smaller, same as you might watch porn of a gangbang but only want to fuck one person. the zoomed out pics adds context that makes me like it.

I could be blind and run my fingertips across that and read the clear message "I AM STUPID"

there is nothing hotter in the world than running your fingers over a girls scars in the dark while she sleeps

Agreed, wish someone would do that to me lmao

Wrong it's gross and you're enabling stupidity that can be inherited by possible child but nobody will have children with that and will just pump and dump unltil they are 40 with the most desperate retard on tge planet who will have to deal with constant emotional manipulation and stress

Talk to Grok.

not gonna pass through vic for a few months anon, cant help you there
I dated some girls with issues when I was a teen and accidentally fetishised some shit, these things happen

Lets see that pussy doggy style sitting on those pretty little feet spread those cheeks

...... That totally explains why you never get any pussy

....... You don't even know how to play guitar

..... You couldn't draw a straight line if your life depended on it

..... You couldn't produce anything creative no matter how much money you were offered

no wonder girls don't like you

You should clean your stinky little gaming chair, lonely guy...

It's beginning to smell like stale layers of dried sperm and laughable desperation.

nobody touches your penis but YOU
nobody's interested in your penis
clean your chair
stinky

Your mother can smell the sperm as she walks past your bedroom, loser

clean your stinky chair, bitch

And I'll teach you how to play guitar, loser...

...... I'm not being mean

I'm using medical terminology here:

You've got the thighs of a morbidly obese, sedentary black woman...

Why? how did that happen?

180 posts and no timestamp

you're all retards talking to a guy jerking off

my parents are black, I'm just light skinned

You're on meth.

nice larp, faggot

I dont give a fuck lets see hole I need something to bust to, so shut the fuck up and post some hole

comes to Anon Babble with a blurry picture asking us to measure the depth of a cut they did to themselves

How retarded are you

..... I learned a long, long time ago (before they called the internet 'the internet') It's safe to assume EVERYBODY is a hairy fat guy named Luigi scratching his ass with one hand, and masturbating with the other.

That's okay....

I'm here to enter MYSELF.............
I couldn't care less who's real or who's not real, because I'm just in here keeping myself entertained

........... wow

I just realized ALMOST AN ENTIRE DECADE CLEAN FROM DRUGS

for me?.. That's huge....
That's the first decade clean since I was 12 years old

DAMN!!!....... I haven't been thinking about it, until just now

until I just typed the words a minute ago
"I don't know where you were 9 years ago, but I was quitting drugs"

THAT'S ALMOST A FUCKING DECADE!!!
I really need to celebrate it next year
when the 10-year anniversary rolls around

That's quite an accomplishment for me

Except for right now when you're clearly high as fuck on meth.

This guy has been terrorizing (happy I spelt it with a z you american fucktard?) my thread all night with his meth head ramblings like an asshole

bye niggers

WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR IN THE ELECTION YOU FAGGOT
why has nobody checked these quints

This thread is no longer about cutting

That topic died a long time ago...
This is the new, improved version of the thread

now the thread is about me quitting drugs 9 years ago

I just realized I should be extremely proud of myself!!!

(But it doesn't really seem like that big of a deal)

I'm not really that proud of myself
It's not really that big of a deal
I simply quit getting high
Big deal

It seems like I should be more proud of myself for accomplishing it, but honestly it doesn't seem like much of an accomplishment to me

So I quit doing drugs... big fucking deal

I mad this thread about me

because I'm a narcissistic meth head

yep

AGAIN: You've obviously lived your life in the gaming chair, gleaning all of your alleged knowledge from a computer monitor

because obviously....
You don't know anything about drugs

And you definitely don't know Jack shit about psychology

is there ANYTHING You're actually good at?

is there anything you have real life experience with, or is everything just another 'fantasy expertise' with you?

GAMING CHAIR ASJNALDJNUJDF

ramblings of a 50 year old meth head

This thread is no longer about cutting

sorry, my fault. I stopped posting pics for a while, I'll fix that

nobody cares about your cutting topic

It became boring.....

It's my thread now... You weren't capable of holding on to it

Normally, I'd admonish you, but I prefer you to the methed out spaz trying to making this thread about his sad life.

No timestamp

GROSS FETISHIST

...... says the unemployed mooch

from the safety of his stinky chair

I'VE GOT A WIFE...
YOU'VE GOT A CHAIR....
My wife and I have been together for 11 years

how many years have you and your chair been an item? Lonely fuck face loser

nobody gives a fuck about the stupid photos

It's boring

YOU are boring

lose weight, fat ass

You've got a leather couch that you mooch off.
I doubt you've even got a wedding band.
Fucking loser.

I voted for Labor! Not a fan of the greens at all

no matter how much You try to deny it

EVERYBODY REALIZES
YOU'RE SITTING IN YOUR STUPID LITTLE CHAIR

And that's all you've got

nobody's sucking your dick
your hand is the only hand who touches your lonely little penis

All you've got is that CHAIR

YOU AND YOUR LONELY FUCKING CHAIR

lets see whats between your legs.

hey, OP here. I'm glad you quit! I'm getting over my stuff too, just know if you relapse that it gets easier to overcome

Who's everyone faggot?
You're talking to yourself.

shouldn't you be playing another video game, Mr gaming chair Einstein?

which video game have you been playing lately, little boy?

which video game have you played this week while I've been getting my dick sucked?

Mr gaming chair Einstein.....
You lonely overlooked chump

GAMING CHAIR REEE REEE

get a new line.
twitch streamers get 1000x more pussy than you do grandpa tweaky

I understand that what I like is unhealthy and should not be encouraged, I appreciate your leniency today
yes hello
the greens are handy to bookend the middle and represent the relative extreme left wing option, they are worth voting for on that basis. but you should not vote for them with the goal of them forming government

don't think I have vag shots of her, sorry

the topic can change, idc. Still my thread tho

No timestamp

FAGGOT

WHERES MUSIC MAN

That sucks ass. Remember drug addiction is just part of the dopamine reward cycle. Mind over matter.

Agreed, I did preference them second/third on both ballots but they def aren't set up to form government. Most young people don't realise that's not their goal. I think there are better left wing party/ind options though

YOU KNOW WHO POSTS FETISH PICTURES OF WOMEN FOR OTHER MEN?
FAGGOTS

I haven't relapsed. I've had lots and lots of opportunities, of course, but I haven't relapsed.

I don't even think about it....
I think that's the secret to succeeding
........... Not even thinking about it

Not dwelling on it
It doesn't even cross my mind

I don't even drink alcohol
on special occasions, I might have ONE drink, Like on a holiday or something, but I don't even touch alcohol anymore

I realize a lot of people see me say "I quit doing drugs, but I still smoke a little bit of pot here and there", and they think I'm being hypocritical...

But there's a big difference between hard drugs and smoking a couple hits of pot

I don't even consider pot to be a real drug...

And I know it sounds like I'm rationalizing it, but I really don't think smoking a little pot is a big deal.

But when I was 12 I started taking LSD all the time, And every other drug I could get my hands on.

The only thing I never did was stick a needle in my fucking arm.

But it's been almost 9 years now...
And like I said
I haven't even been thinking about it
until just now... today...
And for some reason
It just hit me:

GOD DAMN! 9 YEARS !!!
(The 21st of May)

Ben

AGAIN: everybody realizes you are indeed sitting in a fucking chair

in front of your lonely computer

and every word I said was 100% accurate

Go play another video game, lonely masturbating gaming chair Einstein FAGGOT

The adults are talking, Zelda

twitch streamers

You get no pussy
You're not fooling anybody
NOBODY TOUCHES YOUR PENIS BUT YOU

EAT SHIT LONELY VIDEO GAME SISSY BOY

GO PLAY SOME MORE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS, LITTLE GAMING CHAIR FAGGOT

pathetic fucking gaming chair homos, pretending as if I'm wrong, thinking they're actually fooling somebody

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME AND MASTURBATE SOME MORE, YOU LONELY GAMING CHAIR UNEMPLOYED MOOCH

You're not fooling anybody, bitch

Put
the meth pipe
down

Honestly I don't count pot, alcohol, cough syrup n all that as 'drugs', so think you are doing pretty well for 9 years sober

speaking of which. I think I'm going to roll a joint...

I think I'm going to celebrate the approaching 9-year anniversary of my sobriety by rolling a doobie

see you later, gaming chair homos

McDonald's is hiring, you lazy fucking mooch

drug addiction

I am clean of body but not mind. also not op or the methy gentleman
honestly you did pretty fucking good for a first federal election, I was like 23 before I voted for more than the candidate with the funniest names. These days I number every senate candidate out of spite

I consider alcohol much worse than pot

I don't really consider alcohol to be a 'drug' any more than I consider GASOLINE to be a drug...

I literally put alcohol in the same category as gasoline... It's a toxic poison...

I hate the way it makes me feel

and cough syrup, or dextromethorphan, that's an over-the-counter drug, but it still a drug nonetheless...

again, it's a toxic poison....

But right now I think I'm going to roll a fat doobie, because I bought my wife a bag of some primo weed yesterday, and I'm looking at it lying on the table right now

and a pack of slow burning zigzag papers next to it

And I've got to admit.... It looks pretty good right now lol

(I consider pot in the same category as coffee)

Put the keypad away

put the pedal to the metal

Yeah! I'm a filthy politics nerd and a dirty labor member so that probably has something to do with it

lmao who the fuck says keypad? have a juice box and take a nap grandpa tweaky

"You are nothing more than a gaming chair faggot"

........ great thread
adios

Yet another thread where this cringe lolcow got embarrassed and laughed the fuck out of here while trying to act cool.
Logfag tier schizo shit.

Where is your instrument?

Next to me you delusional faggot.

for my first time on Anon Babble (OP), this has been a wild ride

I'm not him, but he was correct

It's actually called a KEYPAD

But everybody calls it a keyboard, so computer manufacturers don't waste their time explaining it to everybody

It's the same way everybody knows a dentist will numb your gums with novocaine

But that's not true... dentists do not use novocaine...

dentists use LIDOCAINE

But they're not going to spend their entire career explaining it to each patient

It's easier just to let people think It's novocaine

It's easier to let the stupid consumers think it's called a KEYBOARD

(A keyboard is a sequential repeating series of 12 semitones, white and black keys)

what you are typing on is called a KEYPAD, You stupid fucking piece of shit

I think you're delusional because if it was really next to you then you would show it

All I said is I'm rolling a joint, you stupid mother fucker

I never said I was leaving, dumbass

Have you ever done anything right before?

or is your entire life just an endless series of these type of failures?

GET A JOB, YOU UNEMPLOYED SACK OF SHIT

I'm not him

I just type exactly like him and post the same shit

wew

I said if I show my instrument, will you eat crow and shut the fuck up, and you didn't answer so I'm not doing shit for you grandpa methy.

We are two different people and you're paranoid

lol ok, post a timestamped picture

YOU DONT HAVE AN INSTRUMENT TO SHOW

for whatever it's worth, I've been playing guitar since I was 10 years old, and I played in bands in my twenties, but at the current moment, I don't have a guitar... I don't have any musical instruments in my house right now.

But I can play a motherfucking guitar, that's for damn sure

I much prefer you be paranoid thinking it's all the same guy so two people can laugh at you

The only person everyone's laughing at in this thread is you grandpa methy

That's a funny way of saying I made a fool out of you and your lonely masturbation chair, you unemployed sack of shit

I hit the nail on the head

every single word I said was 100% accurate

And everybody knows it. I made a fool out of you

I make a fool out of you every time
I've been doing it for a while
because you still don't have a girlfriend
You're still sitting in that chair

You sedentary pile of shit

girls don't like you
Go masturbate some more
Lonely gaming chair homo

wrong bozo

Point out one person in this thread that's cheering you on.

I am because he's 100% right

I am so lost, what's going on (OP)

lmao samefag

every time I make a fool out of you....

You like to pretend as if you somehow made a fool out of me

But I'm not the one masturbating every night
YOU ARE THE LONELY MASTURBATOR

I'm the one that gets pussy

I'm not the one that spends my life sitting in a gaming chair

That's YOU

YOU are the lonely masturbating UNEMPLOYED gaming chair faggot, not me

and nothing's changed

You still don't have a girlfriend
You're still masturbating
we're still living your life in that stupid chair

I make a fool out of you every fucking time

It's so easy

You're an easy target

you're no better than the logfat

No saar

I've never quite understood the labor or liberal members, where you have such a strong belief in politics you want to be a member of the centrist left or centrist right party. when I was younger I was a member of the more 'nationalise industy all natural monopolies should be government owned' sort of parties because that's putting your money where your mouth is. now I'm old and I just vote, and feeling so strongly about intentionally centrist views is a foreign concept to me

t. independent in my electorate

If you got off your lazy ass right now, you could have a job before lunch rush

YOUR MOTHER WANTS YOU OUT OF HER HOUSE

k logfag expy

This is a faggot trying to turn other men with a sick fetish while enabling mentally ill women ehile masturbating with one hand under the desk and the other on his mousepad with greasy fingertips

I'm part of a left wing socialist faction inside labor. I'm just a fan of the fact labor came out of unions. I'm definitely not opposed to any criticism about them tho, being part of a faction means I spend a lot of my time scrutinising them

I consider that to be a grand compliment

He's probably the ONLY original creative unique person in here

nobody knows who you are
He's a legend compared to you

I'm one of his biggest fans, to be honest

(Youll look good wearing an Arby's uniform)

Your mother will be so proud when she comes home and her little lazy fat soldier finally got a job

imagine being able to pay your own bills

You worthless pile of shit

imagine being able to pay your own internet bill.

get a fucking job, you scumbucket piece of shit

You fucking tapeworm, attached to your mother's hip like a bitch

BURGER KING IS HIRING, YOU LAZY STUPID NIGGER

Not deep enough, deep is to the bones.Next time cut deeper fag

I honestly quite like independents, I'm against the concept of party lines and such. I hope your independent didn't lose their seat, it's been quite a big red wave

I admire the schizophrenic basement dweller that lives on Anon Babble and has never had a job

Okay you might just be him

meds

off by one

I just think cuts are pretty and don't get many chances to talk about it
yeah left labor factions are alright (except when occasionally in organised crime), if you're actually aiming for MP you'll have to be a bit more centrist but always remember industry is based on the people rather than the markets, capitalism is great for finding the optimal solution within given constraints and government is there to provide the constraints, and outsourcing critical roles to a private company with no skin in the game is going to get worse results than a public servant who has worked for this his whole life
nah they're still in. teal candidate and really involved in the local electorate, the kind I can get a meeting with if I want and who'll actually take notes and send me an email with updates a month later. it was that or liberal.

Okay yeah you're just the logfag. That tracks.

fuck I meant to link to please accept my apology

Meds, E

I can do no wrong if I listen to my electorate. Not a fan of outsourcing and I'll always fight for the workers

cuts are pretty

I'm surprised by some of the photos you have, they seem pretty moderate. I'm used to seeing guys getting off to the really deep cuts so it's refreshing to see stuff that's not so shocking and quite realistic. Makes me feel like I don't have to cut deeper to feel valid

The only thing you're validating by cutting is that you are stupid

checked. light cuts are always the prettiest, and what you should aim for if you cut (which you shouldn't). Scars from deeper cuts years later are fine, but the cuts themselves are not attractive and a fucking hassle to deal with.
Somebody who only likes deep cuts is usually fetishising the destruction of a body for pleasure and pushing that to its limit, rather than actually appreciating the cuts for what they are.
also checked and that is the correct approach.
nearing bump limit, any final words before we start the journey to page 10?