Waifu Thread

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Waifu Thread

Waifu Thread.

Abandonad toda esperanza, los que aquí entráis.

For those who keep traditions alive in spite of time and tribulations:

State and talk about your wife, that, is an order

Restrain from claiming already claimed wives

"Stealing" is an action as meaningless as your existence

Oversexualized content is severly discouraged

Being three dimensional only means being able to be garbage in three diferent ways

Puto el que lo lea

If trashtalk, do it with style and originality

Never give up on your dreams; keep sleeping

RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited

The character attached to your posts is a completely diferent entity from your own

Restrain yourself from being a massive faggot

There arent any voices outside, youre just imagining things

A grand total of zero people care about your drama, cease it

If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell; there arent any seats, fuck you

With no wife backing you up your opinion is null and void

Gaze up at the darkness

Embrace oblivion

And enjoy your time here

There is a melody playing in the distance: youtube.com/watch?v=q3qUMG3ZPus&pp=ygUPZGFyayBwaXRzIHRoZW1l

Todays inquirement: Does your waifu have a canon relationship? How do you handle that/would handle it if she had one?

I'm here to post pictures of Earth as a planet girl ITT, because planet Earth is the one I love, and no amount of pretty faces has changed it.

TI

I used to get very jealous and protective whenever there was a full moon.

Ah, I didn't remember you can execute them too. I think that might only be a special action of one of the characters?

back hours later to reinstate my claim just so no one gets any ideas

Why?
What about now?

You have to get them in the airlock, which usually involves a vote. That's where the game gets fun because you can put the blame on a random player if you're a cylon.

I have a whole folder of her on my phone of like 10,000+ pocs

Because Earth and the moon have a special relationship, and I'm just one of many humans. I guess it was mostly some form of instinct.
Nowadays I think it's mean to be jealous of something who is important to Earth. It's like expecting the person you love to not hang out with their friends anymore. I don't want to be that kind of anon.
Nowadays, as long as they don't kiss or anything, I think it's alright.

Ahh like I said, I didn't even remember that! I remember you get to vote when the player wants to get out of the brig.

Viv
A wonderful breakfast! Well on your way to be bright eyed and bushy tailed.

Now THATS a set of rurus I can get behind!
Kneesocks is not in a relationship, she is more focused on her job as a demon.
I genuinely doubt there would a time where her job wouldn't be thought one in her life. We would have such a dull and wonderful relationship.
Like an old married couple!

Why do you love her.
I see, that sounds like a healthy way to think about it.
What would be interpreted as "kissing" in this context?

Now THATS a set of rurus I can get behind!

Why though.

she is more focused on her job as a demon

Gotta love how the demons are about order and the angels about going buck wild, P&S is definetly a series.

We would have such a dull and wonderful relationship.

Like an old married couple!

That sounds very cute.

Wow, that's so many... do you still like them all? When I scroll through my folder, sometimes a picture of my waifu melts my heart at a glance and I just stare at it.
I have actually thought about this a lot, but I don't want to go into deep detail. At the very least, it bugs me that the running theory is that the moon was created after another planet crashed into Earth. But only a little. After all, that was hundreds of millions of years ago, Earth chan is still Earth chan.
very cute married couple fantasy

Stubborn, intelligent, adorable, loyal, fiercely uncompromising on the things she deems important and powerful as fuck (despite her one glaring weakness). How could I not?

I’ve been collecting pics for 7 years now, so it’s no surprise I have a lot. I always look through and my heart gets melted. Honestly, how could a 3D woman ever compare to this love?

Can any 2D woman compare to it?
based (on Megumin)

Well of course to me no other 2D women compare either, but I’ve dated 3D before and it’s just not the same as this

I love order and a ruleset, why do you think I've stanned Kneesocks, she is a mirror in a lot of ways.
Still my favorite series after all these years.
It really does!

It's all I wish, the boring married couple fantasy. Just coexisting.

Nice. Good reasons.

her one glaring weakness

Which is?
Damn, I wasnt expecting to open that kind of wound when asking about that. Sorry.

Your waifu chooses you, etc.
Didnt it end on a cliffhanger or something like that?
Not always you see someone that has a fantasy like that, you know, just being married to her and living together, nothing else.

The fact that she can only fire off her magic once a day and immediately passes out upon doing so hahaha
*played out Borat voice that got old 2 decades ago* Mah waaaiiifffff

I see. To me, Earth chan plays in a different category from all real or fictional characters, I never really cared to decide whether or not 2D or 3D characters are easier to fall in love with, it's just Earth Earth Earth to me.
It's no big deal anon, you're part of Earth, we can talk about anything you ever like. I don't want to go into detail because it's embarassing. Don't let the sad Earth girl manipulate you into worrying about me, let her manipulate you into recycling, reusing, reducing, repurposing and replanting.

That sounds severe.
I worry about you out of my own vollition, dont think its embarrasing, Im here to listen, but you dont want to say anything else, I wont stop you.
Look at it the bright way, at least you got a cute adoptive daughter with your cute wife.

It did! Panty and Brief get together and Stocking turns out to be a demon! Really looking forward to the reboot coming out eventually.
I love the idea of a simple and plain life. I'm not one for the exciting or over the top.
My best relationships have always been the ones where we mostly just hung out and listened to music and did very little.

EH???
you didn't have to inject that thought into me!

I respect your devotion to earth! It’s very endearing to see, actually. Perhaps our wives were truly made for us.

Damn. Its never going to come out.
Fair enough, there is beauty in the mundane, slice of life is popular for a reason, deep down, people just want a normal peaceful life.
I didnt, but I did it anyways, because I loooooove you Dani =)
Enjoy the happy family fantasy that your brain will continue to process from now on =))))))))))))))

It will, it has too!
It's my favorite type, slice of life was the only kind of anime I watched for a while.

The sooner you move on from that the sooner you will achieve peace, and I say this as a fan of franchise that will never get their final game to wrap everything up.
I still find it hard to process sometimes just how chill are you.

Thank you, sorry for bragging. I feel every day like I'm the luckiest person alive. It's nice to meet someone likeminded such as you.
I'm megalomanic enough, I don't need to have parental feelings towards the damn moon, anon.

Maybe. But it's part of her charm. And I wouldn't mind carrying her for the rest of the day

Giving up already? I thought you were stronger than that.
Why the fuck do you have an ahegao picture of Earth in your folder, anon.
Of course you wouldnt.

It will though! The original creators got the right back in 2022, current projection says this year, but I will hold out for a little while longer.
It takes many twists and turns to go down the rivers of life, thrash in it and you're liable to drown. Best to ride with the tide.

Huh really? Hot damn, wasnt expecting that development.
Wise, huh grandpa.

a what?? why do you have naked Relms on your pc??
I never surrender, except to Earth. And I don't want to weird her out. But you know, now that you insist, marrying Earth feels like something that implies adopting the moon, too...

That image is very fucking sus my guy.

why do you have naked Relms on your pc??

I wish Yui was here, he would make a Metal Gear Solid reference out of that phrase.
Also I dont =)

marrying Earth feels like something that implies adopting the moon, too...

Yes... YES... ITS WORKING!!!

I unequivocally support CIA sponsored military dictatorships

I want to move to peru and become substance farmers with this aggressive artichoke

I want to move to peru

You dont.

I am the worst, most boring poster

Had to run to the store. Thankfully wifey is very food motivated

That would probably be me. No worries

I swear the flies are government agents and are listening and watching you
Where is this fucker, I'm gonna get him

You can't be that boring if anons are replying

The worst thing to happen to Anon Babble is unironic gays. When everyone called eachother faggot it wasn't confirmation someone was gay and now here we are at 115-ish gay threads everyday with a staff of fags and niggers.

If you would expect them to be sraight, then, by definition, it would be ironic for them to actually be gay.

The flies, man nothing can stop them
The way they fly in front of your face directly in the center of your vision, it's like they're staring into your eyes
Then they go land somewhere and stare directly at you
If you sat at they, they fly around for a bit and land back in the same spot
usually on the corner of your monitor, where they know you won't hit them

Burh

That's just the proper way to treat a cat.