Have done in your life.
be me senior year in high school.
was dating my ex GF
her little sister was a teenage whore.
i was still not an adult yet
i must’ve been 16 or 17
get to her home one day
After a house party
my gf is drunk and knocks the fuck out.
her sister leaves the door open.
im there going in and out her room to attend her before she pukes
sister is laying in her bed with no pants or underwear on
wait until my gf is fully past out.
rail her little sister in the ass.
in highschool i dated this christian girl who was abstinent and wouldn’t even give me a handjob so one time i was at her house after we’d been making out and stuff i went to her bathroom and came on her toothbrush to the thought of her putting my cum in her mouth without ever knowing
Don't feel bad anon. I cheated on my first girlfriend with her older sister. Those teenage years are rough and it's hard to say no when your hormones are driving you to fuck as much as you can.
Did your girlfriend ever find out or did her slut sister keep her mouth shut about it?
I once had heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Oh God, abstaining Christian girls are the worst. I hope you didn't waste too much time with her after that. Mine freaked out after I made her cum from a fingerbanging and broke up with me.
Nobody wants to hear that dude, wtf
No no no you know what the little shit whore did, blurt it out during one of her little shit fit arguments, oh and btw i fucked anon when you were drunk that one time,
but man was my ex GF so loyal and obedient she dismissed every little remark, prolly because her sister was young and immature.
As a human i messed up i ruined it as a man with her she deserved better than me.
how old was the sister
Coward, should have went affer her and gotten a restraining order. Christian girls are the best once they know you're loyal. And she orgasms easily? oh yeah, im on b
She was in middle school
I was 17 that is all
was she better than ur gf?
I was shocked at how well her sister fucked for her age she liked the nasty , but i was more into my gf , but im going to say honestly i couldn’t say who was better than who.
It was a one time only me and her sister.
any oral? and who had the better tits
Fuck i don’t remember, her my
Gf had better tits , but i think we just went straight into it and i also got to fuck her tight little ass
So uh how old was the her sister anon
Not him. but middle schoolers are usually between 11-14. Dudes an idiot for saying middle school.
When I was 16 I fingered a 9yo girl in a movie theater, was fully consensual
Yes go on go on , and a female hits puberty at 12 years old
As a human
Love the modern fascination with this qualifier...how would you say you handled the situation as a three-legged-dog?
I took a dump on a guys chest when i was 14.
he wanted it but its still fucked up
Please, share the story
I was 14, dating a guy who was 8 years older then me.
He was obsessed with my asshole, like he almost exclusively wanted to do doggy so he could play with my ass at the same time.
Started going on about wanting to see me shit.
So i eventually let him see it.
Then he got obsessed about having me squat over his chest and take a dump .
Did it 3 times before i broke things off with him.
He seemed to prefer the time it was a little looser then the other two.
And what do you do for a living these days?
Femanon, I suppose? Good job ditching the pedo with a shit fetish. Now you can find a guy who loves you for you to poop on
I once masturbated while running the sound board for a church service.
greentext pls
Fucked my ex-mil after the divorce. Shit was actually cash
come up with a better fake story next time
What was the movie?
Been there....my ex GF who was a Xtian would never let me go south of the border.
I only dated her a few months, but knew her for years...even went to church with her family. After we broke up a few months later she gets knocked up by some black dude. All I thought was I dodge a bullet with that hypocrisy. Now everything she does tries to make up for it. Ever few years or so she or someone in her family tries to call up and make amends, which I continually remind her of her BS.
Nigga.
Pushed my barely legal ex in hs to send me nudes when she was originally against it. Ended up sharing them with other people online for years after breaking up. She used to have an album somewhere uploaded by someone else with 300 nudes, but i think it got deleted since she looked underage even though she wasn't.
Now THAT sounds just like the sort of thing I'd do! What kind (denomination) of church was it?
Christian girls are the worst.
Unless they're actual preacher's daughters! Some of the hottest, wildest sex of my teen years came from Reverend Daddy's little darlings!
Why, you think the fucking feds are gonna bust his door down for something he did when he was 17? Dude's a fucking hero, is what he is! Only thing that would have made it hotter is if she was still in grade school!
Be me out on a Saturday night. Meet up with qt3.14 who's devout catholic. Ply her with drinks and end up back at her place. Her no sex before marriage stance is disappearing as fast as the vodka shots we're doing. Make my move. She goes for it saying what's the worst that can happen. We fuck like rabbits all night.
Day after the pope dies.
mfw I killed the pope
I grew up pranking neighbors with the rest of the kids on the block ,
used to shut off breaker boxes to houses it was hysterical, you would see people complaining to the electrical companies and service trucks about why they cut their power off and what not.
one day we did this to a house that had an old lady on oxygen support and she died.
For the last 6 months I have just been busting loads in my girlfriend. I don’t even care that she’s married. If she didn’t want to commit to me she should have never called. Now you’re going to be stuck with me. If I can’t keep you, I’m taking a piece of you with me. I’ve said my peace.
In my teen years..I used to run my dick on my aunt's soles while she slept until I unloaded...great times
Not asking to to share them, but do you still have them? Do in you still revisit them?
How old/attractive was she at the time?
Your spelling and narrative are as bad as each other. You sound like a king among men tho
Used a fake account to message my ex's mom, who hates me, on her dating profile. Spent 2 years slow rolling her into a sexting and phone sex relationship. She now sends me nudes weekly and masturbates to pics of my hard cock a couple times a week. Have made her beg for my cum during phone sex while listening to her orgasm for me several times. Love knowing that she hates me, thinks I wasn't good enough for her daughter, and that she'd probably kill herself if she discovered its my cock she has begged to have down her throat, in her pussy and up her ass.
I like to sniff used panties. Those belonging to attractive gold stars and more famous women are the best.
The first time I done it,she was 36 and I was 13/14,she was attractive but her feet were irresistible to me,it felt so wrong at the time,but I came harder than ever before atp of my life
i chuckled
Okay, I'll talk. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... [sobbing] Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: [starts imitating vomiting sounds] - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started gettin' sick and throwin' up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
There's a line, and you crossed it
they are still floating around in archives if i ever want them again. I stopped myself for 100 days from sharing, but i doubt that will last. Im insanely addicted to making guys cum to her
Sharing my oc gf with proof
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