What the fuck is this?

My ex-crack addic of a boss wants me to sell this. the fuck am i looking at? At work rn

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Sell the fucking thing or you are fired you heard the man

In all seriousness is appears
To be a shitty heater made by a hobo consisting of an oil lantern and a strange chimneyed box

Looks like a lantern and an old train track lamp.
The lantern looking one might be a primitive projector too.
Would you mind taking pictures of those things from several angles?

JIMBOB
COME HERE

TAKE MY OLD PADDYWHACK FIRE BIN AND SELL IT TO THE PWN SHOP WILL YA
PAPA NEEDS SOME METH

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this cant be worth anything can it?
The hammer looking chimney thing doesn't even attach. Also has a window?

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It’s a fuckin hobo bin

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Nah man, those look too manufactured to be a hobo furnace.

I have no clue what that thing is. All I know is the box thing is a hobo bin.

Looks like it could be part of a submarine periscope

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guess this medallion on the front could help identify it

forgot image

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Sure, if you remembered to post the image of it, it might.

Looks like an old spot light

I know the answer but I'm on strike due to Trump winning the election.

My boss is always slamming the most random shit on my desk wanting me to sale it. Last week it was a coin album before that some random DOS game. there was even a platinum record for a rolling stones album. Some times he has good shit other times its worthless crap he things is worth a damn

ebay.com/itm/385333538041
Here is someone selling the same item on ebay.
EXHIBITION S.W.C Magic Lantern Projector is it's name.
You've got an antique on your hands.

RAMIREZ
sell this shit now

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It's a magic lantern, a very old projector.

This is absolutely based. Learn something fucking new every day.
This is a prototype of one of the first ever projectors, it was capable of displaying solid pictures only and was one of the first backlit projectors.
Honestly astounding

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OP, offer your boss 50 bucks for it. Then restore it and auction it for 500+.

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Cunt has a mother fucking fire projector

Whatever it is it's been obsolete since electricity was invented.

Sell it to Russia as tracks for a T72. Price $8000.

well damn, thanks man!
Ya thats basically my boss minus the spic part. He's Italian but acts Jewish despite hating jews

well damn, thanks man!

You're welcome, I was tempted to give you a letmegooglethatforyou link, but then I got lazy.

Ivan it is brand new tank track from nato very high quality trust me

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but acts Jewish despite hating jews

Most people who hate Jews act like that, it's like they want to take over their shtick.

Also rubba dubdubs

Is there any writing on the pipe with a drum on top thingy?

nope, no way to attach either. Im starting to wonder if its something unrelated

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I could be wrong, but it looks like a headlamp from an old steam locomotive to me.

I believe it is another magic lamp that is missing some pieces

Could be unrelated or could be related to the projector. Potentially missing a clamp that attaches them both?
Or two separate projectors with missing pieces?

Where the fuck do you work? A pawn shop?

Goodwill

Something tells me people who go there aren't going to be interested in buying that. Why can't your boss just get clothes? That's all people want when they go there.

A camera shop but my boss acquires all sorts of random garbage from weird people and places. I manage his ebay account and list anything he struggles to sell in the shop or non photography related

thats what im thinking, my boss doesn't know what it is and i haven't asked where he got it. hes asleep atm ill ask when he wakes up

fuck off, im the real OP. I work in a damn camera shop faggot

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How much was it?

That hand

Dude. Wtf.

what the actual fuck

bro does your finger come straight outta your elbow?

Implying that ruskies have any money

lol
broke ass bitches. China don't even wanna deal with them and they deal with EVERYONE

yes

Not true. I've found some decent stuff at goodwill. Mostly buy old vinyls, found an Ink Spots album, Marty Robbins Big Iron album, and various others. One time I found a $100 LiPo trickle charger with a bunch of other tools and a tool bag for $5. Shit was soooo cash.

Flesh light.

Boss woke up, asked him where he got it and just said his girls father. I swear this guy just takes whatever junk anybody has, wouldn't be surprised if it was stolen. In fact he once asked me to sale a phone that a customer left behind. Another thing i have to sale is this cool obscure comic tempted to just tell him its not worth shit and buy it for myself.

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With how rustic this thing is you'll just going to get tetanus via dick

That comic looks pretty cool

This is a signal lamp for Morse code in the dark. It's similar to a heliograph except it can be used at night and at much shorter distance. It's very old times.

It is worthless, in that condition. Yeah, sure some git on ebay is listing it for $200, zero sold copies in the last 3 months.

So relatable