Whats your favorite Trump fail?
Whats your favorite Trump fail?
Jan 6 2021.
Trump Airlines. Hilarious
Trump University is side splitting also
trump residential treatment centers
Trump ice
Probably struggling to drink the water. It's slight I know but at the time it was actually quite shocking to me.
Trump: The Game was even worse failure since hasbro tried to relauch it so failed twice
talking about toys there was doll of him
I admired the way he bankrupted a Casino in Vegas, wadda doofus
his hair, he has all that money and still walks about with that hobo hair
His failure to expose the 2020 steal. We needed to have these 4 years so progressives and lefttards are shut down for the next 20 years.
he even failed at fucking mortgages how the fuck do you fuck that up
I really liked it when he failed to lose to Hillary Clinton. That was fucking awesome.
It's got to be the casino. The house always wins, unless it's trump's house.
and hes always wearing these poorly fitting, baggy ass suits
Doubt he's got much choice anymore. It'd be no exaggeration to say that on Trump's scalp is inscribed the entire history of modern hair restoration and grafting surgery.
his kids
not being able to turn a profit from bottled water
it comes out of the tap for free. all you had to do was get people to buy it.
His kids
for me its donald trump.
his last name
The fact that if it wasn't for his daddy's money, he'd be a 78 yr old virgin at this point.
If it wasn't for that money the guy would never have been laid due to having all the charm and personality of a 15th century village rapist.
never even heard of those
wait, is that where he's living right now?
His failure to expose the 2020 steal
Maybe because there wasnt any steal and Republitards are still coping that their daddy God-Emperor didn’t get re-elected like they were all planning he would.
We’re gonna here about that shit until the end of time
says 17 phrases
wow it's so realistic
As a literal non American and out of friendly competitiveness as all countries do compete. My favourite Trump fail would have to be making America great again.
When he dies he will succeed towards this achievement I will concede.
How many successful businesses have you started, libshit? It's easy to sit in your armchair and throw stones at great men who actually went out and accomplished things
they're the only ones he can wear with a diaper
i like trump coffee and trump selling pieces of his suit he wore in the debate he won with an Alzheimer's patient
imagine being poor and stupid and think donald trump is smart and a good business man
yeah, but we're throwing stones at trump instead so have a shit and calm down
The Trump 2000 campaign
In fact, we find President Trump’s campaign proposals would dramatically worsen Social Security’s finances.
Oct 21, 2024
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all wealthy men deserve praise all the time
Then why did you cultists lambast Gates and Soros so much?
not so much trump's, but his party in general
hosting a presser at the four seasons landscape gardening, and not the hotel
cuz day bad rich men. day not in camp wit good rich man
good rich man good. bad rich man bad
rich = good unless it's bad rich man. no say bad thing about good rich man. you just joulous
Threadly reminder that if he had put all the money he got from daddy into a well rounded stock portfolio, his net worth today would be much more than he's ever claimed, let alone what it actually is.
"You miss all the shots you don't take" - reddit's favorite niggerball player
Boom. Libs btfo again. Successful Businessmen often fail in their initial endeavor. It's practice for the real business venture. But libs don't know anything about that because they just sit by the television and wait for the postman to drop off their hormone so they can tell themselves they pass for a real woman.
That was hilarious.
I bet there isn't a single current world leader that hasn't pissed themselves laughing about 1 minute after trump waddles out the room.
It must be so utterly difficult to keep a straight face with him speaking.
how could i forget? orange man good
dank u 4 clearing up
surprised it took this long before the MAGA Defence Force showed up
Surprised it took this long for unemployed libtards to put down the bong
awww, you were doing so well before you fell back to the topic of your daily obsession
better luck next time
Successful Businessmen often fail in their initial endeavor.
and trump?
"You miss all the shots you don't take" - reddit's favorite niggerball player
Boom. Libs btfo again.
what? is this an aneurysm happening live? the fuck you rambling about?
Successful Businessmen often fail in their initial endeavor.
true, but at some point they succeed, hence the designation of "successful" which trump is not as a businessman. showman? sure. television host? certainly. not a businessman.
But libs don't know anything about that because they just sit by the television
wait, i though all the mega corpos in silicon valley ( i.e. the most successful companies in the world.) were all super liberal marxists or whatever. how does that square?
You trannies are absolutely going to lose it when we change the suicide hotline website to a jobs posting board.
I'd wager at least one has actually shit themselves laughing.
it's surprisingly time consuming, fucking your family members
Mum died in childbirth because sister gave her crystal cancer
Dad got shot by his best friend for reasons like jealousy and fucking his sister
Sister is dead and tried to cause the apocalypse because she came on to him when he was 5
Best friend shoots himself in the arm, and leaves to become a soldier
Later returns as a nationalistic jap terrorist despite being aryan as fuck
Gets conscripted into terrorist organisation or else he gets executed
Love interest prefers ex best friend for half the series, and openly admits manipulating him
As does everyone else for that matter, despite the fact that his plans are only marginally less terrible than faux evil guys
Has to save love interest from crystallised remains of sister, dad's murderer and bellend illuminati asshole
After doing so, turns out the UN wants to quarantine and kill him and everyone he likes
Becomes an effective, yet gentle leader
People fuck it up for him by causing the death of the only girl who seems to like him, so he becomes a strict but pro-safety leader focusing on survival and rationing resources properly
It works, despite having to pretend he executed several people in order to maintain order
Gets everyone safe, they decide the best course of action is to betray him despite main instigator causing the death of fucktons of people
New best friend tries to kill him
Ex-best friend tries to kill him, and takes off his arm
Only people who don't are roboto stealy wheelie girl and love interest who can sing really well/fly/shoot/turn into a crystal monster
Forced to gain his powers back by guilt, despite it essentially forcing him to die eventually
Confronts sister and terrorist leader trying to cause the world, who try to kill him after sister tries to jump his dick
Wins with soul of lover
Turns out, that causes cancer, and now he's going to die with her
NOPE, she transfers cancer onto herself, leaves him blind and armless
over 20,000 tranny pics on hard drive
mentions trannies every other sentence
tells his mom on a daily basis that he's definitely not obsessed
Kek, nice blog libtard. I guess it beats working.
Several of those crypto projects probably come in this category, although they made money for him I guess?
how do you know there's a suicide hotline website for trannies?
have you caught you dad calling it at all hours?
admit it, you bought all the trump nfts, didn't you?
Yeah, that's probably not his 'mom'...
This. Imagine if we were in any other country, the fat faggot would have been executed
I guess being trump beats working.
holy fucking kek
it'll be his waddling army of smoothbrains that have invested
it's total meme stock
Rich folks can get away with an awful lot.
Some red state kid probably got that shit for Christmas lmao
his failure to pay you rent for the headspace :^)
Obsessing over trannies allows him to ignore his cum guzzling and diaper wearing habits.
Liberals think this is an own, but it isn't. His father was also a successful businessman who made money?
OH NO
CALL THE PRONOUN POLICE
It's a multi generation track record of success in real estate. It just proves it was never a fluke. You can't stump the Trumps, because a Trump always makes money. You really have to be getting sore about how often you're getting your asshole gaped in this thread. Then again , liberals probably enjoy that sort of thing
imagine being 6 years old and getting an AI generated jpeg of donald trump for christmas.
your fucked up drunk dad telling you "this is going to be worth millions some day"
yikes
Why are Trump supporters so weird?
You can't stump the Trumps, because a Trump always makes money
you're the saddest kind of bootlicker. this is straight up cultist speak. pathetic
Even worse: imagine paying 99 dollars a pop for AI generated Trump shit lol
MAGAts have no right to complain about being unable to afford groceries when they are throwing away hundreds of dollars on this trash
I think he overstated the square footage of the headspace to gain favourable loans, and then understated the square footage of the headspace to get out of paying his fair share of tax.
I wonder if he'll get fined 100s of millions for that one as well.
I like trump hes a cool cat but sharper image steaks made no sense… why is a electronics store selling steak?!??
how many did you buy? it's ok. this is a safe space, you can tell us
My personal favorite is that you know he sucks at making deals because he had to make his Twitter handle @REALdonaldtrump
Well it's nice that you're definately not going a little bit mental right now...
Good luck with that one, and your accurate knowledge of the trump family...
spend almost 4700 US dollars and get a small piece of a jacket ABSOLUTELY FREE
Trump is so generous, guys
Even the trading cards have quite an element of homoeroticism to them. Then he's blasting YMCA at them at his rallies.
Meanwhile magas can't stop talking about gays and trannies. Hmmmm
Kek. Dick tucker thinks everyone else is the looney toon. You're a man in a dress, faggot. Someone needed to break it to you.
Robert Goulet & Bart Simpson
Holy shit, did you make that one?
everyone else
You specifically, anon. Aren't you ashamed to be this weak?
Did you make that one?
Nah I wish. Saved it from here during the last MAGA meltdown.
It's completely new to me and a terrific piece whoever made it.
What can we say? MAGAts are heavily closeted.
This one is good.
youtube.com
I wonder how many magas died shortly after this aired.
And when he got banned from Twitter he was so butthurt he immediately made his own shitty knockoff version of it.
trump playing ave maria at a rally because he just watched the godfather was a good one.
see
fuckenlol
I wonder how many magas died shortly after this aired.
not enough of them
sadly not enough
21:05:46
Hivemind Anon Babblerother
The Trump casinos hold a special place in my heart because I learned about how fucked up they were back before he ran in 2016.
It was after that white house correspondence dinner that he went to where Obama made fun of him. They made a joke about his casinos and I remembered hearing about that when it first happened but being too young to understand it.
So I looked up the whole story and realized that he's a uniquely idiotic businessman.
Here's the short version:
Casinos are basically a license to print money so when one goes out of business there's generally a reason, usually competition and being out of date. Trump's were brand new and he essentially made his own competition.
He took out a massive loan to build the first. Then lied and leveraged the first one as collateral to get a loan to build the second. Then did the same thing for the third.
So if literally anything went wrong all 3 would collapse at the same time. And he opened them all up in the same city that was barely large enough to support one large casino much less 3.
That's enough salt from degenerate reddit trannies for one day. You troons can circlejerk all you want, but you will never be a successful man like Donald Trump is. Nor will you ever pass as a woman. Donald Trump is going to win again, and then we'll work out the logistics on how many ActBlue shills can fit into an oven.
Hahaha that poor woman's face
It's weird how magas never bother reading up on him. It's like they're terrified of what they'll see.
see
so predictable lol
U seem upset :^)
peak reddit
I'm not the one paying his legal fees.
You are.
This song enrages trump voters for some reason
youtu.be
it was then that donald wanted to burn the USA to the ground for bullying him, because he is a widdle bitty baby
I am? can you elaborate?
donald notoriously uses his campaign contributions to fund his legal fees. if you provide to his election attempt, then you are actually feeding his lawyers for his past court appearances
he actually went bright red but the fake tan hid it
"We all know about your credentials and breadth of experience..."
audience laughs
LOL trunp was angered for life at this event
Have to admit I've never seen the clip before. He really was handed his ass and no mistake.
peak reddit
Jesus fuck why don't you guys read up on trump once in a while?
I actually have that poster. When I first started dating my gf I brought her home horny AF and then her pussy dried up when she realized I was one of THOSE people
Thanks Obama.
I honestly do wonder, what would Obama have done if you told him that morning that the punchline he was planning to do would directly lead to the last decade of trumpism.
These are the guys calling you a tranny online and threatening Civil War.
Why do chuds always have to make their lack of knowledge everyone else's problem?
Trump thread? I'm in
Trump: the Revenge
I want the Trump women
Trump women want lib men
downloads gay porn to pwn da libs
weird
I can't tell for sure, but I don't think that's gay porn.
How about his failure to generate abundant mental illnesses in the Earth's non-faggot population?
If it has a dick in it, its gay. Straight men don't jerk it to other men.
I used to use the following definition: "It's only gay if your balls touch."
Worked great until I started watching double penetration porn. Then I decided to quit giving a shit about whether something is gay or not and just watched porn that made me horny.
If it wasn't Obama upsetting him, it would have been some other people, and many times over.
Would those have upset him as much as Obama did at this event? I've no clue.
Should we stop upsetting people like trump in case they get angry? Fuck no.
great gif there, it really speaks volumes
having viewed it, I notice trump never fucks liberal policy, he just rests on the cheek of liberal policy
is this what you intended your gif to portray? lol
Whatever his faults Trudeau's an unusually good-looking guy. Wears a beard really well too.
for a few days recently Loomer was a big deal again, or seemed to be. then it stopped, because they know what a huge liability she is?
not a good idea talking about a photo that has trump's 'wife' in it whilst mentioning the word 'beard'
Should we stop upsetting people like trump in case they get angry?
nah
Dude in the middle obscured behind her was the Australian prime minister at the time. I'm sure he knelt to relieve Donald's tension as lovingly as only an Australian prime minister can.
Funny enough, Trudeau also wants liberal men
That's not even the punchline. Watch the rest, he just keeps pouring salt into the wound
If this thing isn't a tranny, I can't even tell anymore
No wonder Donnie's so bitter.
just an unlovely woman who once looked more or less normal bruh
Big black juicy cocks in all of my holes