Waifu thread
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Rules:
Claim your Waifu/Husbando
No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
No stealing (unless you roll trips)
Only one claim per person
Keep RP/ERP in private.
Discussion is welcomed
Insults must be original
No oversexualized content
If you're posting images you're not lurking
Stop reading these
3D is almost always trash
Joining means a reserved place in hell
Most importantly, have fun!
Eternal lolcow prostitute.
Maytranny lole
Haven't done that since the army.
Says actual lolcow prostitutes
Yeah, you’re a lolcow
Nigger you are an actual tranny
Really? Is there any actual photos of me doing anything? No!?!
wow i can literally type anything and if it's not really happening it doesn't matter
if you have to keep reminding people that you're trolling, you're aren't trolling
That's not how it works
It's called claiming a win
Very cute pic.
She's too drunk and distracted to notice, heck.
Just admit it faggot, you're the biggest fucking loser lol
bro this is a thread of dudes who jack it to cartoons so not possible
You're just sticking around because you are emotionally ill equipped and are incapable of not having the last word, even if it's at the expense of your dignity.
Dignity
I don't do anything undignified
no, that's how it works actually
lol
Juuj darling
lmao forgot to actually type the reply.
You actually smoked 3 cigs at the same time?
Hello cute.
meta-troll or preemptive trolling, but in terms of stratagem, especially referencing classical or psychological strategies, it closely aligns with something like:
“Revealing the truth as a mask” or a “Double Bluff.”
Here’s how it breaks down:
• Double Bluff: You reveal your intention (trolling), expecting the other person to dismiss it as a joke or reverse psychology—so they don’t realize they’re being manipulated even though you told them.
• Masking truth with truth: This tactic plays on the idea that telling the truth can sometimes be the most deceptive thing—because people expect lies in manipulation, not honesty.
In the 36 Stratagems (a classic Chinese text on strategy), this might echo:
• Stratagem 32: Openly repair the gallery roads, but sneak through the passage of Chencang (明修栈道,暗度陈仓)
This is about feigning transparency or a visible plan while executing another—except here, the transparency is the plan.
So in modern trolling or psychological games, it’s like weaponizing honesty as misdirection. It’s a mind twist—truth used as camouflage.
YOU LOST
LOL
Yeah, you fit them between your fingers, ball up your fist, cupping sort of, and inhale from the top.
rodent
that's what i'm saying when there's a video like this of me i'll say they got me not text shit literally meaningless
Oh the hand bong technique, haven't seen that being done in years.
damn what a brutal circumcision.
too horny
L O L
that's uncut just pulled back
what, thats nearly exactly what mine looks like, except the head gets fuller with blood
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
looks like most people
disgusting hamhog
All the girls on Anon Babble are disgusting vile creatures tbh just levels of gross are different
we got multiple toilet lickers 2 shit eaters as example
all paywhores btw
hows u
Yeah because you’d deny free money too. Oh wait, you live on welfare.
I'm not on welfare
It's not enough to pay for rent
Your dignity and standards is worth more than money
you can't pay me to abandon them
It's not enough to pay for rent
yeah that's where the gay for pay part comes in
I think you’re a brainwashed Christian
Pretty good, finishing sorting out shit I brought back from my vacation and then gotta go back on finding a new job.
You can't pay me to cut myself or paint myself with shit or lick a toilet bowl
I have some dignity
Literally no proof of this at all except myself and i literally coopted a history based on a cartoon and people believed it was my real life
yeah he isn't on welfare, he leeches off of his sister
No I don't mark
oh! how did you spend your vacation?
all my feelings are for YOU
Erdeee
mindbroken
lol
literally everyone in these threads and others i am in live with their parents besides a few
fuck off schizo
no
LETS GAY HOOKUP!!!
No you are you won't take THE FUCKING L
take the fucking L nigger
You can’t live with your parents. They’re dead.
i'd rather avatarfag and coom to my avatars with others
lmao
TAKE THE L NIGGER
you're just making it worse for everyone because they all have deviant secrets apparently
Doing anything and everything, I was in Vegas for almost 3 weeks.
imagine going to Vegas, but with your waifu
So you admit that I control you?
I did, brought the fumo with me.
I almost forgot that this exists.
but can it drink and smile as well as the original?
mentally ill retard tells others to take the L, while refusing to take the L himself (for 2 years)
lol
No it's the exact opposite
my compulsion controls me
i have stated this multiple times i have a compulsive disorder and lack of impulse control like it's nonexistent
did you meet any /waifu/ frens or just gamble away?
Don’t worry, we know the gay shit you did in prison when you saw Tyrone. Don’t deny you make those threads, Shane.. you wouldn’t lie here in front of God, would you?
So you're compelled to do what he wants? Neat
I will continue to shit up a thread when I shouldn't and I'm going to blame you because I don't like you
No these are things i want hence impulse
I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE THREADS SHITTY EVEN THOUGH I CAN AVOID DOING IT BECAUSE IM A FUCKING RETARD
rodent
He always starts screaming like this when he gets pressed.
my condolences to everyone who had to endure seeing a slimy, greasy (You) from maystink today
shane got mating pressed by his cellie
wish Earth chan got me pressed
and slimy
I will continue to make a thread shitty even though I can avoid it I will not do so because I am a fucking retard
plap
Cute penguin planet.
I think it does a better job, if I pour beer on the screen it just drips down.
Did meet some frens yeah, good shit.
You want to be controlled by him?
Ugh
I am controlled by desire not any person
ultimate heathen and selfish person
Uwah
You think wanting to be controlled by someone is selfish?
Aw. Soak her!!!!
Ugg
I will continue to make a thread shitty
you're right, YOU will
it's entirely your fault you can't shut the fuck up and stop posting
lol
No he can’t, anon. You and I both know he will never ever stop. Nuri has broken this man’s brain.
What?
I WILL AND YOU WILL HELP ME DO IT UNTIL EVERYONE GETS TIRED AND LEAVES AND Anon Babble closes
all caps
Oh he mad
it's hard to figure out you're wrong and extremely mentally ill, if you are unable to practice critical thinking
Ugghh
But then how will you find new bbc porn to enjoy?
Literally nuri is just the latest retard
nah it's because you need large font
maysissy having a chris-chan moment lmao
Uggghhhhhh
DO YOU REALIZE
JUST HOW MUCH
Bro i do the exact opposite of him
relm is thread chrischan on virgin quest with relmchu illustrations even lol
I don't think I'll ever meet someone else that's as bitter at life as maynigger.
But then I'd have to wash her, heck.
I'LL USE CHATGPT I'LL LACK BASIC READING COMPREHENSION I'LL DO ANYTHING IN MY POWER
sugoii
... I love you
LEAVE SHANEY ALONE
LEAVE HIM ALONE
would u meet me
im pretty bitter with life
none of you realize
I'm not locked in here with you
I'm locked in here with my waifu
PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT
GET PREGNANT
UGGGHHHHH
Slamming my seed in!
hey dood you're like chris
relm is literally chris in every instance
relm
Odd way of spelling Shane
no i'm serious
all he ever does is deflect and project, what an insignificant faggot.
good night anons
youtube.com
I made that
GAY HOOKUP ORGY GO
I know, Shane is literally like chris
I'm not projecting
YOU ARE LITERALLY A MAN IN A DRESS LIVING IN HIS PARENTS BASEMENT LIKE MANY OTHERS
Hey buddy, I think your caps lock broke
And also hope that the beer smell goes away.
Give you a hug and a pat on the back, maybe cook some pasta too and then leave.
rather have a broken caps lock than broken bitches following me but that's not happening
what a weird thing for you to deflect to without proof even after all this time
proof?
Get mental help
you are cracked
CRACKED
BROKEN
Beyond lame.
We can masturbate together. Haha ¯_(ツ)_/¯
that's not lame right, right?
CAN I JOIN IN
sure bby post anime coomfuel n ur in
It's an humiliation ritual for himself at this point.
what the fuck is humiliating?
WORDS NIGGER WORDS
And we keep replying
I will post wherever I wish
I have not done anything actually embarrassing you can go to discord if you want a private group
I want to make Carbonara.
Gotta find an underground egg dealer.
the fact that you're still seething over the smallest shit 2 years later is pretty embarrassing tbh
now that's a butthole i could wrap my lips around!
This is my personality i am antagonizing
I don't care about threads but i'll tell you how to fix them
don't go after something that won't end
I got Blue and green eggshells for you, SRR Ultra rarity eggs.
shit like this is embarrassing
you in dresses is embarrassing
ill have one green boiled egg pls.
Disclaimer, they are identical on the inside, the difference is that my chickens free range, so they eat bugs they find, as well as the bugs I add to their feed, that protein goes directly into the egg and makes it better than storebought.
watching porn is about as embarrassing as being on Anon Babble but dressing up in women's lingerie is far more embarrassing not to mention licking toilets and getting facefucked and pissed on for attention with random mens handles carved into you
i dont get it, u like being handled by random men ?
Can you even come up with an original insult that isn’t just a “no u”
i think he does...
who are you talking to? Everyone in thos thread besides me are gay bottoms so yes they do
i like him
But he really is the thread chris chan
Im just a troll I don't make adventure comics with a self insert
theonion.com
No thanks, I'll just steal them from Walmart.
if you have to keep reminding people that you're trolling, you aren't trolling
The onion
how is that still a thing?
I just explained this to you it is done and you're trolling yourself now
lol
I don't get it
you can't stop me from posting in these threads because they don't have a purpose
give up
no one is trying to stop you, they are laughing at you
Even if we could, you haven't been doing much
that's so.... fvcking.... scary... *nervous gulp*
I am laughing at you all. I keep showing you what for and it's bad most people agree it's embarrassing what you do and it doesn't matter who all these fags have been caught doing disgusting shit
I just had you waste a thread
ready to make another?
Seriously stop this is embarrassing for you
Oh no!! A thread!!!
We are going to run out of threads!!!!!!
Actually stupid
My favorite part of Rathalos variants is how it flies away from you every two seconds.
I spend most of the fight just chasing the stupid thing.
he's going to laugh at people here by posting screenshots of people who.... have nothing to do with this place
weird flex but alright
I have seen the worst.
You aren't reading
You're ruining multiple threads and complaining about it
you have to be psychotic at this point
Oh I had pictures of people here before but got rid of it and it's pretty much same just not as bad
no you did not lmao
There you are. Your filenames changed, did you lost your folder?
Yes I did
I keep a few and it's not hard to retrieve again
mark again
lmao
post pickle kass with the cum injector
shitty bed randy
hatsune mordred
idk
taco night anzu
GIVE UP
lmao
I did. I might just start using free cloud storage soon just for the photos, if I stop abandoning my emails too. It's nice to know you have been alright.... The new post cooldown and unreadable captchas are being hard on me to get back here so I didn't bother posting much except watching the thread sometimes.
Im going to masturbate now
I didn't mention anything about me.
The cooldown goes away eventually.
He’s literally babysitting 5 threads right now lmao
I didn't mean to and I'm sorry for doing such things like that. If cloudflare is being nice to my session cookie I suppose, it kept asking for validation sometimes then starts another 900 seconds post cooldown every time I hit reply.
No you are and it's amazing to spam an entire board like this
i'm impressed
If it bothers you then just validate an email, after a day or two the cooldown drops back to 30 seconds without an email.
literally spam a board nonstop because someone doesn't want to be gay with you
it's the saddest shit i ever saw
I actually did, but in just a matter of time it will ask for another cloudflare check again anytime sooner. It's not that I hate the anti-spam though, this thread will be bad without it.
It's always bad it just goes from unbearable to bearable for everyone
Yeah, the email validation spares you the excesive wait time, not from having to fill in Captchas.
Can't blame them, spamming went unbearable for some that they have to abandon the Google captcha.
Either that or I might purchase my own portable laptop. Android phones purposely stops the app process after minimizing it.
Androids do that if you are turn on power saving.
You can tag apps to remain open manually.
it's just doomed honestly
you're going to just lose more posters and when it's really low there will be a ressurect b movement
most people lose interest with Anon Babble in a season
You've been saying this for 2 years straight, schizo.
You're pathetic, genuinely.
I will look into that. Is there anything that you recommend?
They are missing out a lot anyways since they only know reddit. It's better to be like that than letting the ordinary users be in here.
Im not talking about the thread this shit is already over been over damn you're defensive
I am talking about the website and it's agreed it irrelevant now
Recommend about what?
do you know what's pathetic is a goddamn dude in a fucking dress living in his parents house taking pride and posting on fucking Anon Babble and getting defensive over it being called that it's a relevant
like he's part of it being made
talk to text flubbed
hard
REEEE DONT SAY THESE THREADS AND BOARD SUCK REEEE SHIT AND PISS MYSELF
fucking childish man
People come and go, for sure you can realize that.
Forget it....
Not here
it's same people for 10years circlejerking
cupa is coming
You have been doing this for 10 years? What a dedication.
Who?
no just 3 and they been upset about it the entire time i mean mad as fuck.
randall is coming
weirdest thing is they asked me to post here
same people for 10years
LOL
LMAO
like what the fuck are you even supposed to do anymore?
get a log of this guy
seriously what the fuck are you supposed to do anymore?
It is and they take pride in it
humiliation ritual
an extreme minority, yes
lol
Hey look the jester fiesta is back in town!
they
Nigga you mean you??
inb4 never left
what food do you juggalos got here?
Yes most people do that on this website
sometimes it's harmless cringe and sometimes it's omega sad cringe
no all the current posters
im drinking clown juice
Wait a minute, the jesters have a fiesta here?
honk if youre horny
Fake ass posers don't even know how to make balloon animals anymore.
you do realize that things are not the case just because you say so
mentally ill assmad retard lmao
bunch of wack ass honkeys if you ask me
This party is full of clowns!
Look! Red honkey nose!
Quit clownin' around.
Dude you can look and see
these avatarfags been here for 10years flirting with eachother
denial is real
You're definitely in denial, that's for sure
you're wasting your time arguing with someone who's actually been here for that long, you are an absolute retard
and now you just proved it
HONK
HONK
HONK
based retard